Fucking genetics. . SEMI“ B) i, 10, I [HINT GIVE ll Burma' : Poines i] anun, nun annex ,. My "beard" is depressing. But the amount of butt sweat collected from my butt hairs makes it feel like I just shat myself while running. It sucks.
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#27 - thearcher (05/29/2013) [-]
This is exactly me!
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#45 to #27 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
*fixed
#21 - felixfj (05/29/2013) [-]
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#288 to #21 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
He's a norwegian homeless guy who became a youtube hit in Norway over the night with his awesome mustache moves.
#81 to #21 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
I can picture that guy as a grandpa, doing that to his infant grandchildren to see their reaction.
I can picture that guy as a grandpa, doing that to his infant grandchildren to see their reaction.
#36 to #21 - mehy (05/29/2013) [-]
I REQUEST THE SAUCE OF THIS ONE !please !
I REQUEST THE SAUCE OF THIS ONE !please !
User avatar #42 to #36 - mehy (05/29/2013) [-]
FOUND IT ! www.youtube.com /watch?v=hp12MlDnreY
User avatar #40 to #36 - felixfj (05/29/2013) [-]
sorry man. I spent some time and I failed to locate the source. I hope someone else might help here.
#41 to #40 - mehy (05/29/2013) [-]
No problem ! I still have my hope !
No problem ! I still have my hope !
#44 to #41 - felixfj (05/29/2013) [-]
Good luck to you. Gif is randomly picked and unrelated.
Good luck to you. Gif is randomly picked and unrelated.
#64 to #41 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
The guy actually is using his tounge, google "crazy beard guy uses tounge to do tricks" should be one of the first results.
User avatar #295 to #64 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
tounge
#2 - fuckya (05/29/2013) [-]
My "beard" is depressing.   
   
But the amount of butt sweat collected from my butt hairs makes it feel like I just shat myself while running. It sucks.
My "beard" is depressing.

But the amount of butt sweat collected from my butt hairs makes it feel like I just shat myself while running. It sucks.
#308 to #2 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
i have hyperhydrosis. i sweat like crazy. its literally the worst thing you can ever have
User avatar #314 to #2 - Dairycow (05/29/2013) [-]
just shave it, i used a razor and a handload of shaving cream, swurled that **** around my ass and started shaving it, its nice now, no more dingle berries.
User avatar #14 to #2 - Faz (05/29/2013) [-]
I have the same ass problem as you but i can actually grow a beard, a ginger beard....Don't know which of us has it worse.
User avatar #115 to #14 - indev (05/29/2013) [-]
yeah, your life must be terrible...
User avatar #92 to #2 - daentraya (05/29/2013) [-]
Think about porn. This will increase the amount of testosterone and increase your beard size or something
#98 to #92 - hewhoepicfails (05/29/2013) [-]
If that was the case, I would look like Gandalf.
User avatar #320 to #92 - shumdek ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Actually, your beard grows faster when you're expecting to have sex.
#116 to #2 - jiltist (05/29/2013) [-]
Try using Nair.
User avatar #4 to #2 - ironsoul (05/29/2013) [-]
Just do what I do and shave your ass. It feels magnificent being able to get airflow.
User avatar #6 to #4 - asmathiel (05/29/2013) [-]
'Wave your ass in the air like you don't care?"

I hate the itching of the short hair few days after.
User avatar #17 to #6 - minecraftlamer ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
^this
User avatar #37 to #4 - johananas (05/29/2013) [-]
How?
User avatar #113 to #37 - ironsoul (05/29/2013) [-]
carefully
#102 - Omegashenron (05/29/2013) [-]
MFW I can now know what most FJer's buttcracks look like.
MFW I can now know what most FJer's buttcracks look like.
#108 to #102 - clevergurl (05/29/2013) [-]
most men are very hairy, only twinky blonde boy men are smooth naturally ass wise and even then their ass hair is just blonde peach fuzz
most men are very hairy, only twinky blonde boy men are smooth naturally ass wise and even then their ass hair is just blonde peach fuzz
#160 - snaresinger (05/29/2013) [-]
Being an 18-year-old with virtually no noticeable facial hair but the ass of a goat, I'd like to say that I find this hilarious and applicable, and give you my first thumb of the day.
Being an 18-year-old with virtually no noticeable facial hair but the ass of a goat, I'd like to say that I find this hilarious and applicable, and give you my first thumb of the day.
#150 - brisineo (05/29/2013) [-]
All the places better without hair have it, and all the places I want it don't.
All the places better without hair have it, and all the places I want it don't.
User avatar #161 to #150 - dagramcraka (05/29/2013) [-]
You're bald?
#184 - larski (05/29/2013) [-]
MFW I just turned 22 and I don't even have a stubble beard.
MFW I just turned 22 and I don't even have a stubble beard.
#95 - whatsbutthurt (05/29/2013) [-]
MFW jungle of pubes
#219 - zorororonoa (05/29/2013) [-]
remember guys
#77 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm of Spanish and Mexican descent, so most of my family is very dark skinned with dark hair, but I turned out with dark blonde hair and pale skin and I'm extremely short. And, half of my family is black.
That makes me the "little white girl" of the family.


#275 to #77 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
you were adopted
User avatar #330 to #275 - corpsedolly (05/30/2013) [-]
My sister is black. (she has a different dad). My family is a mix of people.
#250 to #77 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
at lest your white dont be complaining im bright ******* blue BLUE you know how hard it is to live with blue skin people coming in my jungle cutting down trees and **** killing my peeps
User avatar #297 to #250 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm blue dah-boo-dee-bah
#119 to #77 - thegoldenjet (05/29/2013) [-]
You seem pretty 			*******		 hot to me.   
   
let us engage in coitus
You seem pretty ******* hot to me.

let us engage in coitus
User avatar #255 to #119 - HashMap (05/29/2013) [-]
He's a guy though.
User avatar #298 to #255 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
I have a vagina though
User avatar #321 to #298 - HashMap (05/29/2013) [-]
That's cool. I was just joking.
#257 to #255 - thegoldenjet (05/29/2013) [-]
"Gender: female"
#311 to #257 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
"Status: rustled"
#23 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You can imagine my frustration when my 2 older brothers aged 19 and 22 can grow thick dark facial hair since they were my age at 18, while i get something a 14 year old would have during the beginning of puberty. and my younger brother aged 12 is like only a head shorter than me...   
   
oh yeah and i have a direct relative of the amazon around my genitals and in my crack..   
   
			****		 you genetics..
You can imagine my frustration when my 2 older brothers aged 19 and 22 can grow thick dark facial hair since they were my age at 18, while i get something a 14 year old would have during the beginning of puberty. and my younger brother aged 12 is like only a head shorter than me...

oh yeah and i have a direct relative of the amazon around my genitals and in my crack..

**** you genetics..
User avatar #59 to #23 - RAPxMASTER (05/29/2013) [-]
Try being 16 and having a kid thats 12 already have a beard..and chest hair..and bunch of hair...(He's fat though so I guess he needs to stay warm for the winter?)
#61 to #59 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
i 			*****		 lol'd
i ***** lol'd
User avatar #90 - thekinganon (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm Indian I was ****** from day 1.
#190 - jpg (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm a teenager with a curved spine, fat arse and eyes that go chinky upon smiling.    
Don't say 			****		 about genetics.
I'm a teenager with a curved spine, fat arse and eyes that go chinky upon smiling.
Don't say **** about genetics.
User avatar #75 - Cleavland Steamer (05/29/2013) [-]
dingleberries grow in that jungle
#12 - tieze (05/29/2013) [-]
got a lot of ass hair, but who cares, i don't plan on shoving something in.. except for my finger, but that's fine, because i like the smell of ****
#243 to #12 - Shadwstryker (05/29/2013) [-]
Wait what did i just read
Wait what did i just read
#24 to #12 - sixty (05/29/2013) [-]
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#28 to #12 - thearcher (05/29/2013) [-]
You waste your money on JB perfume?
#30 to #28 - tieze (05/29/2013) [-]
i've actually wasted most of my money, which is 7 dollars, on ******* your mom 7 times. you can do the maths.
#38 to #30 - thearcher (05/29/2013) [-]
You amuse me
#39 to #38 - tieze (05/29/2013) [-]
well, that's nice to hear.
#22 to #12 - domitius (05/29/2013) [-]
hwat
#9 - harshy (05/29/2013) [-]
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#20 to #9 - fakukiduradhik (05/29/2013) [-]
I love you.
#68 - wilvine **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
Stupid genetics. My fathers side gave me early on-set greying. My Father was grey by 30. I recently found my first strand of grey. MFW genetics.
Stupid genetics. My fathers side gave me early on-set greying. My Father was grey by 30. I recently found my first strand of grey. MFW genetics.
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User avatar #206 to #68 - Durp (05/29/2013) [-]
Personally, I love men with grey hair.
#120 to #68 - jiltist (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm fantasizing that this boy made an oops and shot himself just after the clip ends. Except the webcam is still recording. And his parents hear the shot. And they enter his room and his mother is crying and his father turns with a pained expression and leaves.

Maybe the father goes for a drive and the mother calls the police, meanwhile the webcam is recording the stillness and the gore.

The webcam records the police entering. The webcam records the police interviewing the parents. An officer notices the webcam and turns it away. He doesn't cut the recording though. What is seen is black. What is heard are sobs and questions - sobby answers - more cars pulling into the driveway.
#188 to #120 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
This was a clip made for a YouTube video mocking Pewdiepie. It made the cut because the gun was comically huge. You are taking this joke too seriously.
#103 to #68 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
You never heard of a 'silver fox'? Chicks dig that **** , man! Lap it up!
#158 to #68 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
**** you kid! My dad gave me male pattern baldness, and im thinned the **** out at 19! I'd suck a dick for a full head of grey hair, and your jokin bout killing yourself...
User avatar #121 to #68 - slumberdonkey (05/29/2013) [-]
My dad went grey early too. However, he still has a great full head of hair, i'd rather have grey hair than no hair.
#179 - rololo **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
A but hair trimmer sounds like a good idea, until i realize I would be shoving a blade up my ass.
#93 - monsterderp (05/29/2013) [-]
i hope i dont get TOO much pussy
#7 - kukhode (05/29/2013) [-]
Yesterday was my first day of browsing imgur, today i have already seen the frontpage
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