Friend sent me this after prom. .. i should not have worn something pink..
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#15 - lankyman (05/29/2013) [-]
"SHE'S EATING MY MOUTH! OH GOD HELP ME!!"
#70 - eatchickendaily (05/29/2013) [-]
[Has girlfriend internally]
#94 to #70 - beddeb (05/29/2013) [-]
the gang's all here
User avatar #87 to #70 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
Don't we all..
#1 - noutinus (05/28/2013) [-]
i should not have worn something pink..
#11 to #1 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Not sure if boy or girl...
#10 to #1 - amusingnutsack (05/29/2013) [-]
I should have worn pink pants.
User avatar #42 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
And then there's the guy taking the picture.
#17 - stabiloboss (05/29/2013) [-]
He just took third wheel to the next level.   
   
fifth wheel
He just took third wheel to the next level.

fifth wheel
#25 - mrrustledjimmies (05/29/2013) [-]
<-Typical female prom night
<-Typical female prom night
User avatar #59 to #25 - johananas (05/29/2013) [-]
What is the context of that gif?
#5 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Only person whose genitals remain unscathed by STDs.
User avatar #19 to #5 - Dap (05/29/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #38 to #19 - ilovehitler (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to what prompted your response, Mr. Dap/ Double anal penetration.
User avatar #107 to #38 - Dap (05/29/2013) [-]
My name doesn't mean double anal penetration lol.

My comment was provoked by what anon said. It annoys me how men who are undesirable and do not get girls/dates/sex will assume anyone who DOES will have STDs, are dirty, slutty, etc.
User avatar #67 - cakezs (05/29/2013) [-]
Maybe his girlfriend was taking the picture
#58 - awesomenorwegian (05/29/2013) [-]
it's the shirt. deal with it
it's the shirt. deal with it
User avatar #41 - theamazinator (05/29/2013) [-]
Who needs women when you have laser eyes?
#28 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Probably he and his girl thought it would be funny to take a pic of him looking like a loner, So the girl took the picture.
#57 - chardlz (05/29/2013) [-]
That dude on the left is like jerking off that chick's back... so fast that it's significantly blurred wtf
#45 - dantomkia (05/29/2013) [-]
Maybe I'd have a gf

if I had pupils
#27 - VikingTTT (05/29/2013) [-]
My first thought
#22 - fondleyou (05/29/2013) [-]
&gt;be 16.   
&gt;friend comes over and brings his ex gf.   
&gt;leave the room as they begin to make out furiously.   
&gt;hear zipping and groans.   
&gt;MFW I realize they are 			*******		 on my couch.   
&gt;grab a beer and wait till they finish.   
&gt;mom comes home after and complains house smells like sex.   
&gt;see his ex couple days later and she tries no nail me.   
&gt;tell her no, you look sticky and walk away.
>be 16.
>friend comes over and brings his ex gf.
>leave the room as they begin to make out furiously.
>hear zipping and groans.
>MFW I realize they are ******* on my couch.
>grab a beer and wait till they finish.
>mom comes home after and complains house smells like sex.
>see his ex couple days later and she tries no nail me.
>tell her no, you look sticky and walk away.
#31 to #22 - fordun (05/29/2013) [-]
This...Is quite possibly the most beta story i have heard...
User avatar #32 to #31 - fondleyou (05/29/2013) [-]
if you knew these two you would have done the exact same thing.
#33 to #32 - fordun (05/29/2013) [-]
I mean seriously...You let them **** on your couch. If you were alpha you would have grabbed a beer and asked to join in.. Or ask how your friends crabs are doing. You could have filmed it. And used it for black mail. You could have grabbed a shotgun. Walked out there, pumped the shotgun and forced them off your property.

Anything rather then let them finish.

You also turned down free gash. Understandable in certain situations but since you didn't put plastic on the couch when she came over i assume she was passable.
User avatar #44 to #33 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Dunno why you're getting thumbed down, you have a very valid point.
User avatar #46 to #44 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
Because maybe he confused being alpha with being an asshole.
#47 to #46 - fordun (05/29/2013) [-]
There were ******* on his couch. And I'mthe asshole for suggesting he should do something about it?
User avatar #49 to #47 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
Didn't say you were an asshole. I said you're suggestions are assholeish.
"Ask how your friends crabs are doing"
"Filmed it"
"Used it for black mail"
Yup, this is asshole behavior. I mean, really? A guy is about to get laid and you do everything you can to stop him. What kind of bro are you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
about to get laid on your couch* that you sit on everyday and it reeks of sex afterwards.
derp.
User avatar #51 to #50 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
But is it really necessary to run in there with a shotgun demanding they leave?
Does the bro code mean nothing to you people anymore?
#54 to #51 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
They are 			*******		 in YOUR HOUSE, doing it on YOUR COUCH.   
Pretty sure the bro code doesn't cover that.   
And besides:
They are ******* in YOUR HOUSE, doing it on YOUR COUCH.
Pretty sure the bro code doesn't cover that.
And besides:
#66 to #54 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
In article 21 of the brocode
"A Bro never shares observations about another Bro's smoking-hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying "she's smoking-hot, huh?" a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he's the only one who should be baiting. "

78) "A Bro shall never rack jack his wingman. Rack jack is to steal your wingman’s chick. To commemorate and solidify the unbreakable bond between the Bro and his wingman, it is recommended that before going out, each face the other, place his left hand on the Bro code, raise his right hand, and recite the wingman pledge. "

And finally, the amazing article 110
110) If a Bro is hitting it off with a chick, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome.

116) A Bro shall not kill another Bro or that Bros’ chances to score with a chick.

Fondleyou, I applaud your commitment of the Brocode.
#68 to #66 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I can make references to a non-existent thing as well:   
   
Section 57 of the bro code:   
   
117) A bro shall not fornicate with his woman on another bro's couch or bed
I can make references to a non-existent thing as well:

Section 57 of the bro code:

117) A bro shall not fornicate with his woman on another bro's couch or bed
User avatar #69 to #68 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
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The Brocode actually exists, you dickweed
#71 to #69 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Sure does you ignoramus
#77 to #71 - emosadpanda (05/29/2013) [-]
this is getting good!
this is getting good!
#79 to #77 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I bet it is.
I bet it is.
User avatar #78 to #73 - fawkwayne ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Meh, previous comment still stands. (i.e. More guidelines than actual rules)
User avatar #80 to #78 - hollyisthebest (05/29/2013) [-]
guide·line
n.
A statement or other indication of policy or procedure by which to determine a course of action:
#92 to #51 - mrhotwings (05/29/2013) [-]
Ya because the "Bro code" wasn't made up of a bunch of drunk douchebags.
#111 to #92 - hollyisthebest (05/30/2013) [-]
It was actually made up by the god of men, Neil Patrick Harris.
More specifically, the character he played in HIMYM, Barney.
#114 to #111 - mrhotwings (05/30/2013) [-]
Really? Well I didn't know that. Thanks for clearing that up.

And for that have this picture you can use when anon talks about his ****** opinion.
#62 - emostrawberry (05/29/2013) [-]
Why hello, need some company?
User avatar #89 to #62 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm Herman Cain and I'm gonna win the election, you know why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks, and I'm crazier than a ********** rat!
#75 to #62 - citry (05/29/2013) [-]
you know I do
you know I do
User avatar #4 - deathbyflogging (05/29/2013) [-]
riiiight. "prom"
User avatar #74 - KingJessen (05/29/2013) [-]
Prom? That kid looks like his in 6th grade
#43 - xcrush ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
i'd do him
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