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#3 - bestjo (05/28/2013) [-]
#15 to #3 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
over dramtic little bit don't you think if it destroyed it how come people still play games ? I would argue it step back but then again people like drama
#18 to #15 - bestjo (05/29/2013) [-]
It's more meant like a funny hyperbole
#41 to #3 - sidathon (05/29/2013) [-]
Microsoft's fw
Microsoft's fw
#11 to #3 - software (05/29/2013) [-]
haha chosen one i get it
#5 - tokitoki (05/29/2013) [-]
- Watches you
- Technology built by humans
- Crushes hopes and dreams

Xbox One is Robot Santa.
#57 to #1 - slashendrix (05/29/2013) [-]
I loved 1984. One of the best books I ever read.
#40 - sidathon (05/29/2013) [-]
Sons of Xbox, or Playstation... my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of gamers fail, when we forsake all online fellowships.. but it is not this day. An hour of bad consoles and crap storylines when the age of TV consoles crashes down!.. but it is not this day - this day we play! By all that you hold dear, on this online complaint board, bid you stand - CONSOLE GAMERS!

I play on the pc but I feel for you guys
#58 to #40 - asasqw (05/29/2013) [-]
For gaming!
For gaming!
#2 - unemployeddonkey (05/28/2013) [-]
aw yis gonna watch everything you doing!
what are you doing with that, ...

User avatar #6 - derpderpderpderp (05/29/2013) [-]
As much as i hate this kinect **** , wouldn't it be easier to stick a post it note on the camera?
#38 to #6 - comradewinter (05/29/2013) [-]
No, because it won't work if it can't register a person in the room.
User avatar #43 to #6 - sinonyx ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
it probably has to recognize someone before you can do anything

which is why i'm wondering if a cardboard cut out would work
#22 to #6 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Or just turn the kinect off?
User avatar #10 to #6 - thewaronbeingcool (05/29/2013) [-]
It records audio too.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ilovemyguns (05/29/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be easier to create a game system that doesn't force some ****** additional hardware nobody wants with it?
User avatar #8 to #7 - derpderpderpderp (05/29/2013) [-]
Indeed good sir!
#50 to #7 - richiehf (05/29/2013) [-]
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #4545925 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I know that feel. I wish I wouldn't need a keyboard for my PC.
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #4545925 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I know that feel. I wish I wouldn't need a keyboard for my PC.
#47 to #7 - kisushima (05/29/2013) [-]
I actually enjoy Kinect.

Release the red thumbs..
User avatar #44 to #7 - sirmatthew (05/29/2013) [-]
I know what your saying, but I just think a sticky note is the easiest possible thing in the world
User avatar #25 - habasparkz (05/29/2013) [-]
I don't have anything against them if they wanna watch or listen to me. They're just gonna see a bunch of children screaming that they ****** my mother last night.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tonkkax (05/29/2013) [-]
They already spooked us with false information, the stain will never be clean.
User avatar #33 to #32 - greatgatsby (05/29/2013) [-]
I just want to reserve judgement till we get more information at E3.

Microsoft planned the reveal as a conference to the general public and E3 will be a game centered presentation.

a horrible PR move, but at least they have a plan.
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#37 to #31 - Tspdog (05/29/2013) [-]
Too late, Microsoft, too late.

First you **** me with my Windows phone: "No cool apps, no snapchat etc"

SERIOUSLY. NO SNAPCHAT. so many golden opportunities lost

Then you **** me with Windows 8.

Now this. The damage has been dealt. You lost a customer.

User avatar #53 to #37 - gildemoono (05/29/2013) [-]
Those are literally the worst examples I have ever heard to boycott an entire brand. Snapchat? ******* SNAPCHAT? Who gives two ***** about snap chat? Its literally, just temporary picture texting. YOU DONT NEED AN APP FOR THAT.

Also, windows 8 is fine. why do i know that? Because it is literally windows 7, with a fancy start screen. In fact, in the upcoming patch you can even choose to have the old start menu back! Your complaints confuse and scare me.
#24 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/29/2013) [-]
I prefer the kinect 9000
User avatar #51 - whycanticaps (05/29/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that when you "turn the xbone off" it merely puts it in a low power state, so that you can yell at the kinect to turn it back on
User avatar #49 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
guys, guys, GUYS, GUYS!!!! LISTEN HERE!

Why not just turn the kinect around and push it up against a wall?
User avatar #52 to #49 - whycanticaps (05/29/2013) [-]
naaah I don't really feel like it
User avatar #48 - linksbrains (05/29/2013) [-]
What is all this stuff about the kinect about..? I'm not really following the xbox 1 news, so that might be the reason I don't know..
#21 - spanishninja (05/29/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Hand **
is watching you
User avatar #27 - swaggersdog (05/29/2013) [-]
Mountdoom being the plug socket
#26 - unoletmehavename ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
So they are gonna spy bunch of people sitting,burping and farting.
#23 - whydoniggers (05/29/2013) [-]
as a person suffering from paranoid personality disorder i found this console the epitome of all my fears
User avatar #28 to #23 - demandsgayversion (05/29/2013) [-]
we know
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