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avv: irac'
What does being in love feel (like?
I Anonymous
Lites there' s a button in front of you that says "press this for tree ." out
every time you press it, a hire shits on your head, out you keep pressing it, and
once in every use times, you get a cookie-
Arid " the Best tut: icing cookie you' ever hath
Ant) while you' re eating ft. you realize you' ll get shit on so more times in
hopes of getting another cookie.
Then one day, the cookies stop coming.
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User avatar #23 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [+] (18 replies)
In my experience you get that cookie. And you eat that cookie. And it's a fucking awesome bomb ass cookie. Then that cookie gets inside you, destroys you from the inside out, rips through your chest, crawls it's way out, and it makes you sit there and watch it get eaten by someone else.
#2 - hiddeninhat (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This guy would probably agree with this description for love.
This guy would probably agree with this description for love.
User avatar #41 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
This is how it works for me.
>press button
>birds shit on me
>kinda hurt, but worth it I guess
>finally get cookie
>cookie says it just wants to be friends, turns into bird that shits on me more than all the other birds combined
>I chase bird forever hoping it will some day be a cookie
#3 - potatophucker (05/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#118 - fivefs (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know none of you are describing love right? You are all describing dating/relationships and mostly ones that turn to shit...

Love isn't like that at all, love is so so so wonderfully horrible. It's one of the most intoxicating feelings but at the same time it aches. It is so fragile and intimate it's scary, you know that if that person wanted to they could destroy you cause you offer them your heart and they hold it in their hands. They can do one of two things they can stifle it and make you drown in despair or they can stoke the fires of it and you feel yourself soar becoming so at peace and happy. You be in love is to have your heartbeat outside your body and a bunch of exposed nerves where it should be, if it hurts then the pain is magnified 100 hundred fold but if it is soothed the feeling is unmatched in the world.

That is how love feels.

Heartbreak on the other hand is to have your body shatter from your heart and your soul shredded and a part of your mind dies and you never quite heal, new love eventually comes and can start to fade the scars but there will always be that hesitations and memory of the pain you have felt before.
#9 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
bullshit ive got 55 year old mother and 62 year old dad they like fucking rabbits this is bullshit what do oyu expect a 55 year old waomna and 62 year old man to do ? there prostitute crying out loud
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#186 - falconxmard (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #9 posted by tradith at I cannot get sadder than I am now... ** :
#185 - rummler (05/29/2013) [+] (32 replies)
>Go to small school   
>Middle school is in same building as high school   
>Start 7th grade   
>2 really hot juniors   
>for sake of names we'll go with x and y (fuck math)   
>was a fan of acting at the time, so I took a drama class   
>FUCKING X AND Y ARE TAKING IT AS WELL   
>fuckingyes.jpg   
>start to get to know x pretty well. y is still somewhat secluded   
>x and y are best friends, so I ask x what the deal is with y   
>no response   
>oh well   
>x is short busty blonde, y is taller Burnett, busty as well   
>my 8th grade year, their senior year rolls around.   
>still in drama, teacher starts to become menopausal bitch   
>ohwell.jpg at least I still have x and y   
>about midway through school year I get asked to go to the movies with them   
>FUCKINGYES.gif   
>go to see Clash of the Titans   
>nothing happened   
>decent movie though   
>go to school next day, all friends asking "how do you do it?"   
>feel like a god   
>end of the year rolls buy
>Go to small school
>Middle school is in same building as high school
>Start 7th grade
>2 really hot juniors
>for sake of names we'll go with x and y (fuck math)
>was a fan of acting at the time, so I took a drama class
>FUCKING X AND Y ARE TAKING IT AS WELL
>fuckingyes.jpg
>start to get to know x pretty well. y is still somewhat secluded
>x and y are best friends, so I ask x what the deal is with y
>no response
>oh well
>x is short busty blonde, y is taller Burnett, busty as well
>my 8th grade year, their senior year rolls around.
>still in drama, teacher starts to become menopausal bitch
>ohwell.jpg at least I still have x and y
>about midway through school year I get asked to go to the movies with them
>FUCKINGYES.gif
>go to see Clash of the Titans
>nothing happened
>decent movie though
>go to school next day, all friends asking "how do you do it?"
>feel like a god
>end of the year rolls buy
User avatar #214 to #208 - rummler (05/29/2013) [-]
Reading through all of that, I realized one thing...

THAT BITCH STILL HAS MY FUCKING WEBCAM
#12 - katinka (05/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
tfwnobf
tfwnobf
User avatar #65 - JustForTheLulz (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I spent a long time optimistically getting shit on, waiting for my cookie. I finally got one, and bit into it. It was bird shit flavor. So now I've walked away from the button.
#30 - boodlight (05/29/2013) [-]
It makes.......perfect sense
It makes.......perfect sense
#120 - unrealsurfer (05/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
meet girl 4th grade, jr high rolls up she likes me wtfidontknowwhattodo.jpeg avoid for 2 years because awkward little only child. freshman year, shit i like her now, ask out. lasts for 2 months because she now likes douch that treats her like shit. contstantly turned down by him for years. finnaly get her back. everythingisok.jpeg. no one day father comes home early, only kissing/grinding. (dunno she started it and i just whent with it) kicks me the fuck out, "never return"~scar voice. instead of her telling me how shes going to fight for me, tells me. "only one thing i can do" drops me like a fucking log. heartbroken. cry. dont know how to move on. "you can do so much better" "you where wasting your time with her"~friends. thing is i dont want to do better. i wasnt wasting my time with her. she was special, something ill never see again. now she just haunts my memories, still have her scent in my mind. everything makes me think of her in some way. wantherback.jpeg i realize i can never have her back, she left me in cold blood. cant sleep. nightmares. cant think straight. i will get birdshit for the rest of life when im not with that one special cookie. red thumb me all you want. fj is family. fj is foreverhome.
meet girl 4th grade, jr high rolls up she likes me wtfidontknowwhattodo.jpeg avoid for 2 years because awkward little only child. freshman year, shit i like her now, ask out. lasts for 2 months because she now likes douch that treats her like shit. contstantly turned down by him for years. finnaly get her back. everythingisok.jpeg. no one day father comes home early, only kissing/grinding. (dunno she started it and i just whent with it) kicks me the fuck out, "never return"~scar voice. instead of her telling me how shes going to fight for me, tells me. "only one thing i can do" drops me like a fucking log. heartbroken. cry. dont know how to move on. "you can do so much better" "you where wasting your time with her"~friends. thing is i dont want to do better. i wasnt wasting my time with her. she was special, something ill never see again. now she just haunts my memories, still have her scent in my mind. everything makes me think of her in some way. wantherback.jpeg i realize i can never have her back, she left me in cold blood. cant sleep. nightmares. cant think straight. i will get birdshit for the rest of life when im not with that one special cookie. red thumb me all you want. fj is family. fj is foreverhome.
#258 - funnymanohword (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A lot of people here aren't really explaining love, just heartbreak or a relationship in general. To me, love is when you have that one person that, no matter what is said or done, will always be there for you. And you're more than willing to go through pain and fights just to stay with that person. Yes, sometimes it ends terribly and yes, you are left scarred. But they will always hold a place in your heart no matter what. Being able to fall in love a second time is even more incredible cause you think it just isn't possible for quite some time, and then someone comes around and shows you that one bad relationship shouldn't destroy you.
#224 - imaan (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well thank GOD i got the cookie on the first press. And no matter how much i eat of it. It never runs out.

#230 to #224 - thoerl (05/29/2013) [-]
just... don't...
just... don't...
User avatar #193 - tehweave (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think everyone here needs therapy.
#132 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
In my experience with longer relationships you keep getting that cookie for a while and its amazing. Then slowly the cookies start to taste less and less amazing but you keep holding onto the memory of that first cookie and just how god damned delicious it was. You start trying to convince yourself these are the same as that one until one day you can't fool yourself anymore. You wish with all your heart these cookies were as good as the first one, but they just aren't, and they won't be ever again. Thats the time when you have to decide if its worth it to keep pressing the button, or give up and see if another one stays amazing.
#102 - mrgrande (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just felt like saying my story, so here it goes. I was going out with this girl I met in my first college year, which is this year. We went out for 7 months and let me tell you those where the best 7 months. I loved her, she loved me back, but she told me that she confused all that love and it was not enough for becoming my gf. I was so mad so sad, I felt so used, it literary ripped my heart apart because I had never felt something like this for a girl. My brother was going trough the same situation but it was not as recent as mine, so I asked him, "How do you fix a broken heart?" He looked at me and smiled, but he gave me a smile as things like this happen in life, so he said. Okay well the first thing you do is cry, cry, cry, cry all you have to, that will help ease the pain and then you go trough the pain, DO NOT GO AROUND IT, fight right trough it. It may last for months or a year but the pain will subside. Finally he told me that time is the best medicine and most important to love again. Is not the end of the world, when you come out of that pain you will feel like a champion, because you know you where not defeated. Its been like a month since this happen I know its not  much but I kind of feel better now, also because I kind of get over things fast, but trust me when I say she ripped my heart I mean it and I prefer being in the 9 circles of hell then going trough this pain again. So funnyjunkers moral of the story what does not kill you makes you stronger, and also learn from things like this (if it has ever happen to you) be more careful the next time. Plus do not hate that person that cause pain in your life because you will give him/her importance. Plus idk if this is a reward for winning the fight but the first girl I liked in my university is now talking to me!! YAHOO!   
   
PS sorry for my engrish not my mother tongue.
I just felt like saying my story, so here it goes. I was going out with this girl I met in my first college year, which is this year. We went out for 7 months and let me tell you those where the best 7 months. I loved her, she loved me back, but she told me that she confused all that love and it was not enough for becoming my gf. I was so mad so sad, I felt so used, it literary ripped my heart apart because I had never felt something like this for a girl. My brother was going trough the same situation but it was not as recent as mine, so I asked him, "How do you fix a broken heart?" He looked at me and smiled, but he gave me a smile as things like this happen in life, so he said. Okay well the first thing you do is cry, cry, cry, cry all you have to, that will help ease the pain and then you go trough the pain, DO NOT GO AROUND IT, fight right trough it. It may last for months or a year but the pain will subside. Finally he told me that time is the best medicine and most important to love again. Is not the end of the world, when you come out of that pain you will feel like a champion, because you know you where not defeated. Its been like a month since this happen I know its not much but I kind of feel better now, also because I kind of get over things fast, but trust me when I say she ripped my heart I mean it and I prefer being in the 9 circles of hell then going trough this pain again. So funnyjunkers moral of the story what does not kill you makes you stronger, and also learn from things like this (if it has ever happen to you) be more careful the next time. Plus do not hate that person that cause pain in your life because you will give him/her importance. Plus idk if this is a reward for winning the fight but the first girl I liked in my university is now talking to me!! YAHOO!

PS sorry for my engrish not my mother tongue.
#281 - mcwachner (05/29/2013) [-]
You wanna know how love feels? It's quite simple...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
#196 - thehumandirigible (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's why I make my own cookies.
That's why I make my own cookies.
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