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relationships. sorry its tumblr i just found it relevant. avv: irac' What does being in love feel (like? I Anonymous Lites there' s a button in front of you tha

sorry its tumblr i just found it relevant

avv: irac'
What does being in love feel (like?
I Anonymous
Lites there' s a button in front of you that says "press this for tree ." out
every time you press it, a hire ***** on your head, out you keep pressing it, and
once in every use times, you get a cookie-
Arid " the Best tut: icing cookie you' ever hath
Ant) while you' re eating ft. you realize you' ll get **** on so more times in
hopes of getting another cookie.
Then one day, the cookies stop coming.
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#2 - hiddeninhat (05/28/2013) [-]
This guy would probably agree with this description for love.
This guy would probably agree with this description for love.
#18 to #2 - mondprinzessin (05/29/2013) [-]
cookie isnt called a monster for nothing
User avatar #23 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
In my experience you get that cookie. And you eat that cookie. And it's a ******* awesome bomb ass cookie. Then that cookie gets inside you, destroys you from the inside out, rips through your chest, crawls it's way out, and it makes you sit there and watch it get eaten by someone else.
User avatar #237 to #23 - jokersaysamuseme (05/29/2013) [-]
"Eaten by someone else."

Nice pun.
User avatar #238 to #23 - dazytard (05/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like taco-bell
#257 to #23 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
The thing that's soul destroying is when you find out from her best friend and your bestfriend who were going out at the time and are close to your girlfriend that she really did love you apparently, after a couple weeks in a relationships with you she felt more than she did after 8 months of her first boyfriend. Then, the next day you tell her you lover her, and she tells you she loves you too, you fall asleep cuddling each other in bed, the moment's perfect. Then 3-4 days later she tells you she wants to go on a break. That **** is soul destroying. Then a week later you break up and she's shagging a bunch of other guys. I guess she never felt the same as I.
User avatar #291 to #257 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
No matter who they are, all women are always planning on how to destroy someone who cares about them. Even from the start they plan ways to make sure that the other party feels worse then they should the relationship begin to end. All women are capable of this and they use it. I don't care who they are, how nice they may seem, they will try their hardest to destroy a man if they have to just for self satisfaction.
#278 to #23 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
kinky
#283 to #23 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
hahaha well... if you look this from a different perspective, you just explained that you take a huge dump after eating.
#194 to #23 - alexbrowning (05/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like some hardcore anal.
#188 to #23 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow. This is giving me way more feels than it should...
I'm actually going through this experience at the moment.
User avatar #261 to #188 - jakemakefunny (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm just about getting out of it - what you do, is you take it upon yourself to make a brand new cookie. They may stop just coming, so it's up to you to make them, hey maybe go for a brownie if you're feeling adventurous. Whatever you make, you pick the ingredients, and you make it the best damn piece of confectionery you've ever ****** . Then you'll get over the cookie whore. No offence.
User avatar #181 to #23 - asmathiel (05/29/2013) [-]
More like a good mexican food
#150 to #23 - adr (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, at least the cookie is kinky.
User avatar #152 to #150 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
You shut your whore mouth.
#233 to #23 - butiloveu (05/29/2013) [-]
Thats the spirit!
User avatar #45 to #23 - xXMAQXx (05/29/2013) [-]
isnt that the plot for Alien?
User avatar #139 to #45 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
What isn't a plot for Alien?
User avatar #234 to #139 - hilariousrubbish (05/29/2013) [-]
there was a purple cow who sucked off jack and his beanstalk
the end
User avatar #260 to #234 - TastyBurger (05/29/2013) [-]
I believe that was the plot of Alien Resurrection.
User avatar #288 to #234 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
That still sounds like Alien to me...
#118 - fivefs (05/29/2013) [-]
You know none of you are describing love right? You are all describing dating/relationships and mostly ones that turn to **** ...

Love isn't like that at all, love is so so so wonderfully horrible. It's one of the most intoxicating feelings but at the same time it aches. It is so fragile and intimate it's scary, you know that if that person wanted to they could destroy you cause you offer them your heart and they hold it in their hands. They can do one of two things they can stifle it and make you drown in despair or they can stoke the fires of it and you feel yourself soar becoming so at peace and happy. You be in love is to have your heartbeat outside your body and a bunch of exposed nerves where it should be, if it hurts then the pain is magnified 100 hundred fold but if it is soothed the feeling is unmatched in the world.

That is how love feels.

Heartbreak on the other hand is to have your body shatter from your heart and your soul shredded and a part of your mind dies and you never quite heal, new love eventually comes and can start to fade the scars but there will always be that hesitations and memory of the pain you have felt before.
User avatar #155 to #118 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly right. That bitch has been squeezing my heart and poking it with needles for the past two and a half years on purpose just to hurt me.
#131 to #118 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Every last word of that is correct. That's exactly what love is.
User avatar #11 to #3 - mtndewisgreat (05/28/2013) [-]
Dang, I need a refeell
User avatar #59 to #3 - theturkeyburger (05/29/2013) [-]
FEEEEEEEEE,EEEEEEEEEEEEEL, FEEEEEEEEEEEEE,EEEEEEEEEEL (would i feel) FEEEEEEEEL, FEEEEEEEL
#100 to #3 - therollingstones ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Great anthony is running shirtless through L.A again
User avatar #41 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
This is how it works for me.
>press button
>birds **** on me
>kinda hurt, but worth it I guess
>finally get cookie
>cookie says it just wants to be friends, turns into bird that ***** on me more than all the other birds combined
>I chase bird forever hoping it will some day be a cookie
User avatar #48 to #41 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Dude, I have cookies here if you want one.
#62 to #48 - thereisaguy (05/29/2013) [-]
Don't trust him he's a cookie cutter
#66 to #62 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
I will burn everything you love.
#68 to #66 - schitzopsycho (05/29/2013) [-]
****		, dont burn the Cookies man!!
**** , dont burn the Cookies man!!
#121 to #66 - dillard1 (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah, that's cute
User avatar #123 to #121 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Jokes aside, have you ever tried playing the PS1 disc in a PS3? KotR takes like, 10-15 minutes because it slooooooows the **** down.
User avatar #127 to #123 - dillard1 (05/29/2013) [-]
I never ran the PS1 disk on my PS3, I have prevented any scratches to it and would rather have digital in this situation, either way I always used Knights of the Round if I wanted a nice bathroom break.

I wonder how it's going to hold up when I finally get KotR for it on the Vita.
User avatar #110 to #48 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
I would very much like a cookie.
#116 to #110 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Alright, just reach into the dog butt and grab one
User avatar #129 to #116 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok, you don't have to tell me twice to put my hand up a dog's butt.

Wait, what?
#84 to #41 - anINTENSEginger (05/29/2013) [-]
Never seen a comment so relevant...
User avatar #111 to #84 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
sorry man :/
User avatar #122 to #41 - jimmyprice ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
thats some deep **** man
User avatar #130 to #122 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
At first I thought it was a compliment, but then I realized it was a pun :/ lmao
#104 to #41 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
This is how it works for me >Press button
>Cookie offered right away
>Could be bad cookie
>Dont take cookie
>Realize im hungry later
>Bird opens up a steaming cauldron of ****
>Deal with **** hoping for cookie
>Cookie just wants to be friends now, says i couldn't handle the flavor
>Feel i will never get to taste the perfect cookie
>I continue chasing bird hoping the cookie will be offered again
User avatar #109 to #104 - iliekcereal (05/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro.
#186 - falconxmard (05/29/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #9 posted by tradith at I cannot get sadder than I am now... ** :
User avatar #295 to #186 - tradith **User deleted account** (06/04/2013) [-]
*sigh* What is it now?
User avatar #65 - JustForTheLulz (05/29/2013) [-]
I spent a long time optimistically getting **** on, waiting for my cookie. I finally got one, and bit into it. It was bird **** flavor. So now I've walked away from the button.
User avatar #245 to #65 - incontinence ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Did she have a dick or something?
#258 - funnymanohword (05/29/2013) [-]
A lot of people here aren't really explaining love, just heartbreak or a relationship in general. To me, love is when you have that one person that, no matter what is said or done, will always be there for you. And you're more than willing to go through pain and fights just to stay with that person. Yes, sometimes it ends terribly and yes, you are left scarred. But they will always hold a place in your heart no matter what. Being able to fall in love a second time is even more incredible cause you think it just isn't possible for quite some time, and then someone comes around and shows you that one bad relationship shouldn't destroy you.
#266 to #258 - thebestperson (05/29/2013) [-]
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
User avatar #193 - tehweave (05/29/2013) [-]
I think everyone here needs therapy.
#132 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [-]
In my experience with longer relationships you keep getting that cookie for a while and its amazing. Then slowly the cookies start to taste less and less amazing but you keep holding onto the memory of that first cookie and just how god damned delicious it was. You start trying to convince yourself these are the same as that one until one day you can't fool yourself anymore. You wish with all your heart these cookies were as good as the first one, but they just aren't, and they won't be ever again. Thats the time when you have to decide if its worth it to keep pressing the button, or give up and see if another one stays amazing.
User avatar #134 to #132 - bloodcaller (05/29/2013) [-]
I was having a pretty good night until i read that man. Too true.
#135 to #134 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [-]
I was hoping the picture would make it less depressing. Hope you made the right choice.
User avatar #138 to #132 - makethingsworse (05/29/2013) [-]
Damn...now I'm hungry.
#149 to #132 - dissectedtesticle (05/29/2013) [-]
I miss my ex and her cookies.
I miss my ex and her cookies.
User avatar #202 to #132 - payseht (05/29/2013) [-]
or you could experiment and put the cookie in other orifices...
User avatar #151 to #132 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
Nothing is ever as good as that one cookie...ever.
#153 to #151 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel, man.
User avatar #157 to #153 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
It happened so early in life...I wouldn't have minded if it happened in my late twenties or something but....as a late teenager. Too..too...early.
#158 to #157 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [-]
Im happy about when mine was because it truly helped transition me into being a better person, but I do wish I hadn't spent seven years of my life at that age thinking that changing myself to be with them was the right thing to do. From middle school to first year in college, it wasnt healthy. God knows it has made my college experience so much better now that I can be myself.
User avatar #160 to #158 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
Good luck on your quest to finding a better cookie. I don't even like the taste anymore.
#162 to #160 - femalealert (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a bit of a diet for now and it feels awesome. Hope you find a cookie worth trying for again
User avatar #164 to #162 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
It's even worse when that cookie won't leave you alone and lies to you and still tries to take advantage of you while they're away at college eating another cookie. And of course you fall for it over and over again because ....that cookie did taste pretty damn good. At least now I have finally noticed that the cookie wasn't a cookie at all. It was a green smelly dog turd in a cookie costume. Thank you for the support and remember...if you're on a diet ...you gotta take a bite of something sweet every now and then to keep things exciting!
#281 - mcwachner (05/29/2013) [-]
You wanna know how love feels? It's quite simple...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
#30 - boodlight (05/29/2013) [-]
It makes.......perfect sense
It makes.......perfect sense
#120 - unrealsurfer (05/29/2013) [-]
meet girl 4th grade, jr high rolls up she likes me wtfidontknowwhattodo.jpeg avoid for 2 years because awkward little only child. freshman year, 			****		 i like her now, ask out. lasts for 2 months because she now likes douch that treats her like 			****		. contstantly turned down by him for years. finnaly get her back. everythingisok.jpeg. no one day father comes home early, only kissing/grinding. (dunno she started it and i just whent with it) kicks me the 			****		 out, "never return"~scar voice. instead of her telling me how shes going to fight for me, tells me. "only one thing i can do" drops me like a 			*******		 log. heartbroken. cry. dont know how to move on. "you can do so much better" "you where wasting your time with her"~friends. thing is i dont want to do better. i wasnt wasting my time with her. she was special, something ill never see again. now she just haunts my memories, still have her scent in my mind. everything makes me think of her in some way. wantherback.jpeg i realize i can never have her back, she left me in cold blood. cant sleep. nightmares. cant think straight. i will get 			********		 for the rest of life when im not with that one special cookie. red thumb me all you want. fj is family. fj is foreverhome.
meet girl 4th grade, jr high rolls up she likes me wtfidontknowwhattodo.jpeg avoid for 2 years because awkward little only child. freshman year, **** i like her now, ask out. lasts for 2 months because she now likes douch that treats her like **** . contstantly turned down by him for years. finnaly get her back. everythingisok.jpeg. no one day father comes home early, only kissing/grinding. (dunno she started it and i just whent with it) kicks me the **** out, "never return"~scar voice. instead of her telling me how shes going to fight for me, tells me. "only one thing i can do" drops me like a ******* log. heartbroken. cry. dont know how to move on. "you can do so much better" "you where wasting your time with her"~friends. thing is i dont want to do better. i wasnt wasting my time with her. she was special, something ill never see again. now she just haunts my memories, still have her scent in my mind. everything makes me think of her in some way. wantherback.jpeg i realize i can never have her back, she left me in cold blood. cant sleep. nightmares. cant think straight. i will get ******** for the rest of life when im not with that one special cookie. red thumb me all you want. fj is family. fj is foreverhome.
#140 to #120 - carlyisonline (05/29/2013) [-]
Im sorry *hugs* things can only get better, you will find someone
Im sorry *hugs* things can only get better, you will find someone
User avatar #147 to #120 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel....well the feel of wanting the girl back but because she ****** you over so bad and she's such a conniving succubus you can't stand the sight of her and you want to kill her and love her and care and kill and kill and care and ....yeah.
Rips you apart inside everyday and you know that bitch doesn't give a DAMN.
Would you like to get a beer?
#236 to #120 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I have the same longing for someone who's with someone else...a little less intense but i still know the feel.
I have the same longing for someone who's with someone else...a little less intense but i still know the feel.
User avatar #133 to #120 - hypocritical (05/29/2013) [-]
Step 1: Buy ice cream.
Step 2: Eat that **** up.
Step 3: Don't lose hope.
User avatar #250 - kookiefrankus (05/29/2013) [-]
Best explanation I've heard so far.
#12 - katinka (05/28/2013) [-]
tfwnobf
tfwnobf
User avatar #15 to #12 - martbeast (05/29/2013) [-]
what does that mean?
#22 to #15 - notsetokaiba (05/29/2013) [-]
I would assume it's an abbreviation of "that feel when no boyfriend".
User avatar #21 to #15 - cantfindaname (05/29/2013) [-]
I believe it means
>That Feel When No Boyfriend.

I'm just translating it simply. It's essentially the feeling of being alone and companion-less.
#136 to #12 - hektoroftroy (05/29/2013) [-]
sadder because black and white
sadder because black and white
#34 to #12 - roflthecopter (05/29/2013) [-]
tfwnogf
tfwnogf
User avatar #51 to #34 - zerpderp (05/29/2013) [-]
Part of me is saying that this guy is trying to grab her attention
another part of me is going damnit I know that I feel
another part is going watch everyone is going to go "aww you should hook up"
and then the last part of me the one that's in a straight jacket locked in a caged is screaming " I LIKE TO MOVE MOVE IT"
#74 to #51 - roflthecopter (05/29/2013) [-]
I had to represent the small dwindling male population of this site.
User avatar #94 to #74 - zerpderp (05/29/2013) [-]
dwindling? is there some kind of female take over or little kid takeover I'm not aware of.
#96 to #94 - roflthecopter (05/29/2013) [-]
No, it was a joke lol.
User avatar #97 to #96 - zerpderp (05/29/2013) [-]
for second I was thinking " great what **** storm did I sleep through this time"
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (05/29/2013) [-]
you two should hook up
#102 - mrgrande (05/29/2013) [-]
I just felt like saying my story, so here it goes. I was going out with this girl I met in my first college year, which is this year. We went out for 7 months and let me tell you those where the best 7 months. I loved her, she loved me back, but she told me that she confused all that love and it was not enough for becoming my gf. I was so mad so sad, I felt so used, it literary ripped my heart apart because I had never felt something like this for a girl. My brother was going trough the same situation but it was not as recent as mine, so I asked him, "How do you fix a broken heart?" He looked at me and smiled, but he gave me a smile as things like this happen in life, so he said. Okay well the first thing you do is cry, cry, cry, cry all you have to, that will help ease the pain and then you go trough the pain, DO NOT GO AROUND IT, fight right trough it. It may last for months or a year but the pain will subside. Finally he told me that time is the best medicine and most important to love again. Is not the end of the world, when you come out of that pain you will feel like a champion, because you know you where not defeated. Its been like a month since this happen I know its not  much but I kind of feel better now, also because I kind of get over things fast, but trust me when I say she ripped my heart I mean it and I prefer being in the 9 circles of hell then going trough this pain again. So funnyjunkers moral of the story what does not kill you makes you stronger, and also learn from things like this (if it has ever happen to you) be more careful the next time. Plus do not hate that person that cause pain in your life because you will give him/her importance. Plus idk if this is a reward for winning the fight but the first girl I liked in my university is now talking to me!! YAHOO!   
   
PS sorry for my engrish not my mother tongue.
I just felt like saying my story, so here it goes. I was going out with this girl I met in my first college year, which is this year. We went out for 7 months and let me tell you those where the best 7 months. I loved her, she loved me back, but she told me that she confused all that love and it was not enough for becoming my gf. I was so mad so sad, I felt so used, it literary ripped my heart apart because I had never felt something like this for a girl. My brother was going trough the same situation but it was not as recent as mine, so I asked him, "How do you fix a broken heart?" He looked at me and smiled, but he gave me a smile as things like this happen in life, so he said. Okay well the first thing you do is cry, cry, cry, cry all you have to, that will help ease the pain and then you go trough the pain, DO NOT GO AROUND IT, fight right trough it. It may last for months or a year but the pain will subside. Finally he told me that time is the best medicine and most important to love again. Is not the end of the world, when you come out of that pain you will feel like a champion, because you know you where not defeated. Its been like a month since this happen I know its not much but I kind of feel better now, also because I kind of get over things fast, but trust me when I say she ripped my heart I mean it and I prefer being in the 9 circles of hell then going trough this pain again. So funnyjunkers moral of the story what does not kill you makes you stronger, and also learn from things like this (if it has ever happen to you) be more careful the next time. Plus do not hate that person that cause pain in your life because you will give him/her importance. Plus idk if this is a reward for winning the fight but the first girl I liked in my university is now talking to me!! YAHOO!

PS sorry for my engrish not my mother tongue.
#174 to #102 - Xyhpon (05/29/2013) [-]
Dude, my ex broke up with me about 8 months ago for the same reason and I still feel it every now and again. Since the break up I have been determined to live better and more successfully than when I was dating her. I honestly can say I loved her more than anyone and she taught me valuable lessons in life. By now, I have accepted the fact that I'll never get her back, and even if I had the chance I don't believe I would take it. It's frankly stupid to think that I will never love again, and I can live knowing I will find someone better in the future. Her breaking up with me may have been the most painful thing I ever experienced, but without it I could not have taken the steps forward that I have now and for that I am glad I dated her.
User avatar #289 to #174 - mrgrande (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow man I can completely relate I understand your point, she leaving me, opened my eyes like really wide, because I was slacking off badly in my classes and I was forgetting who I was. When she left me I felt so lonely, but in solitude is when a person really recognize who he is and I did. I will lie if I said I do not miss her and of course the memories come and go but maybe she is not "the one" and this was just a taste on what love is. I have to say love is very beautiful but also it has its dark nature so its kind of a weapon with two sharp ends. I really do not know what will I do if she regrets the decision she took and wants to take a chance with me again I really do not know how I will react, I mean I do not want to go trough the same thing again due to her insecurity problems, so maybe I should move on with my life, with is so far so good. And thanks dude for sharing the story makes me realize not the only one going trough a situation like this.
User avatar #161 to #102 - Jenisist (05/29/2013) [-]
Your English is perfect, btw, no worries.
#196 - thehumandirigible (05/29/2013) [-]
That's why I make my own cookies.
That's why I make my own cookies.
User avatar #215 to #196 - craazhy (05/29/2013) [-]
masturbation joke?
#275 - sippay (05/29/2013) [-]
**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at :O ** <- cookie is just a metaphor for this
#277 to #275 - sippay (05/29/2013) [-]
<this is a metaphor for you
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