Manny gets out of the friendzone. . l If You have so many gorgo! qualities. You' re attractin re witty, you' re bright. Ijust wit you could see yourself Citytv. friendship is just a step. get it right guys. alternatively...
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#126 - majortomcomics (05/29/2013) [-]
BITCH WAS UGLY ANYWAY
#2 - empithree (05/28/2013) [-]
friendship is just a step. get it right guys.   
alternatively...
friendship is just a step. get it right guys.
alternatively...
User avatar #5 to #2 - hirollin (05/28/2013) [-]
A step in the right direction huh. I always thought of it as trying to get a date on expert mode. The end result is satisfying, but the processis agonizingly painful and seemingly not worth it.
#111 to #2 - olesc (05/29/2013) [-]
YES
YES
#3 to #2 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #3 - jellyneau (05/28/2013) [-]
And then put the d-inher
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#1 - braggaboom (05/28/2013) [-]
That's the best way to deal with friend-zoning, no 			*****		 being given.
That's the best way to deal with friend-zoning, no ***** being given.
User avatar #6 to #1 - mutzaki (05/28/2013) [-]
"I really like you."
"You're a good friend."
"I don't like you anymore."

Or maybe you accept the friendship she offers because you supposedly like her and would like to keep her in your life even if you don't get to **** her.
#29 to #6 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
women as friends? worst idea ever
#37 to #29 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Even womens prefer a man for friend.
User avatar #74 to #6 - JustForTheLulz (05/29/2013) [-]
I think that at least for some people, it's not the sudden realization that sex isn't going to be an option that causes an unwillingness to be friends. It's the idea that unless they create distance from this person they care about and themselves, they'll never be able to get over their feelings, which they want to do because the feelings aren't being reciprocated. It hurts a lot, but it does force you to get over the infatuation, to an extent.
#123 - yuukoku (05/29/2013) [-]
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#107 - slashendrix (05/29/2013) [-]
I believe that you should actually become a girl's friend before you become her boyfriend. Unless you want one of those short relationships that leaves you looking like a jerk, I believe that friendship is a crucial step in knowing a girl. I guess that is just my opinion that doesn't matter.
User avatar #112 - xjessicaxrabbitx (05/29/2013) [-]
I hate the idea of the friendzone. It implies that the only reason to be nice to someone is if they in turn love you. You can't force feelings. It's better to not be in a relationship with someone who doesn't return how you feel than to guilt them into being with you.
User avatar #8 - djpharaoh (05/28/2013) [-]
THAT'S HOW IT'S ******* DONE
#50 - anonynot (05/29/2013) [-]
i love how two seconds later he says "oh and if you're hunger later, you can eat the piece of broccoli in your teeth" and just walks the **** away
User avatar #69 to #50 - wigglesborth (05/29/2013) [-]
I am hunger
#75 to #69 - anonynot (05/29/2013) [-]
i was not aware of my screw up of the word hungry, for you helping me to recognize that you get a sticker



you're not getting the god damn sticker bitch
User avatar #120 to #69 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
im an alcohol
#194 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Making any sort of relationship outside of the internet sounds like too much work for me.
#253 to #194 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Can you dump all you Dark Souls folder? I need reaction pics an profile images, please...
User avatar #254 to #253 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
That's 589 files, man...
#255 to #254 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
U_U nvm then... And where did you get so many pics?
User avatar #256 to #255 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I could upload a folder to mediafire if you want.

From all around the internet. I saved them manually and named them all myself.
#258 to #256 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
I would be INCREDIBLY grateful. And I would reshare the folder giving you all the credit, of course.
User avatar #260 to #258 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Almost done.
I'll try to remember to update the folder every once in a great while, since I'm always adding on.
User avatar #259 to #258 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm uploading it.
It will take a while because my internet is crap, though.
#261 to #259 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok thank you very much!
User avatar #262 to #261 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Scratch that it almost being done.
Mediafire derped and I'm stuck at -11% (yes, negative).
#263 to #262 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Sure is a mythical and long journey.
User avatar #265 to #263 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh good, you're still on.

I'm more than halfway done.
#266 to #265 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Don´t worry, I´m Studying and doing other things but I have the browser opened... Yeah, I´m being here for a while, I can wait, and thank you again.
User avatar #267 to #266 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/t4lv6r3in54xn/Dark_Souls

Not sure if it works correctly. Had a lot of network issues while uploading.
#268 to #267 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Hmm I don´t have any problem downloading the files, but you should made a .rar or .zip file... It would download and upload faster and download all the files in just one time, if you don´t have a mediafire pro account you have to download all the files one by one...
User avatar #269 to #268 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Aw damn, I forgot about that.
Alright, I'll upload a zipped folder.
#270 to #269 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Just a suggestion! Thank you again!
#298 to #282 - libejenkins (05/29/2013) [-]
Downloading!
User avatar #313 to #298 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Now I'm hoping that worked, because I'm a little dumb when it comes to things like this.
#314 to #313 - libejenkins (05/30/2013) [-]
yeah it worked perfectly! Thanks! I am already sharing!
#315 to #314 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #275 to #270 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, I uploaded a zipped folder, but it's just kinda...sitting at 100%...
User avatar #271 to #270 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
It's fine. I'm just a little...slow, heheh.
User avatar #223 to #194 - whothefuckcares (05/29/2013) [-]
I would agree to this statement if I even had any internet friends...
#225 to #223 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #227 to #225 - whothefuckcares (05/29/2013) [-]
Thank you for caring
#229 to #228 - whothefuckcares (05/29/2013) [-]
Maybe not relevant but here are some bouncing tits. Everyone loves tits, right?
Maybe not relevant but here are some bouncing tits. Everyone loves tits, right?
#230 to #229 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Everyone needs an amazing chest once in a while.
Everyone needs an amazing chest once in a while.
#197 to #194 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Dark Souls time?
#199 to #197 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
>Implying Dark Souls time isn't all the time
User avatar #196 to #194 - zorororonoa (05/29/2013) [-]
We are all you need
#198 to #196 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
That's good, because you're all I'll ever have.
#139 - heartlessrobot (05/29/2013) [-]
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I stopped giving a damn about it all awhile ago. I refuse to be the dog chasing a car he's never gonna catch.
#141 to #139 - Kraid (05/29/2013) [-]
AMEN bro! I recently sprung the same leaf.
#215 - JesuschristofAZ (05/29/2013) [-]
> Be Me
> Madly in love with girl
> Ignores me
> Finally get her attention
> Take her to sports games, complete gentlemen, not forcing relationship
> Bitch ignores me again
> Stops Ignoring me
> Rinse Repeat.
> Tired of her ****
> Cut all ties, block her, ignore her
> Haven't talked to her in two months
> MFW

User avatar #217 to #215 - JesuschristofAZ (05/29/2013) [-]
** and other social activities, "dates" so to say
#221 to #215 - lulzabub (05/29/2013) [-]
I was gonna thumbs you up... then I saw Obama.   
   
His face just pisses me off. Sorry bro.
I was gonna thumbs you up... then I saw Obama.

His face just pisses me off. Sorry bro.
#232 to #221 - lulzabub (05/29/2013) [-]
I should've known. Obama supporters abound.
I should've known. Obama supporters abound.
#121 - gloriouschad (05/29/2013) [-]
Me and a girl have been in the same schools from elementary school and to now which is High school. Most of my friends ask why haven't I asked her out yet or "tapped" that. They tell me I've been "friendzoned" and that I have no chances with her anymore. Truth is that I'm not interested in her. Sure she watches anime and is attractive, guys literally act like she's a god around her and go full retard when they learn she watches anime on netflix and english dubbed .

There's a point there or something, I'm not sure where this was leading actually.
User avatar #132 to #121 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
English dubbed anime? Sounds like you made the right choice by staying just friends...
#134 to #121 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
"Sure she watches anime and is attractive..."

"Truth is that I'm not interested in her."

I have isolated the paradox
#55 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
I wish I had enough friends
User avatar #61 to #55 - animedudej (05/29/2013) [-]
i have friends of whom most are asshats, but they are there when i need them
#57 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
My first and only girlfriend broke up with me on a friendzone line last Thursday.

*sniff*thanks for reminding me.


#117 to #57 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
c'mon man you are a strong one dont give up NM
User avatar #127 to #57 - zotico (05/29/2013) [-]
Well at least you had a girlfriend. Most of the people on this site have never felt another human's touch. Also, think of it like this, if at least one person has found you attractive then you can count on there being other, better people. Just stay strong and stay confident.
#137 to #127 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
well unfortunately there wasn't too much touching.   
   
I'm as awkward and shy bastard there is, so another point of view is that was one of the few, instead of one of the many. Thank though.
well unfortunately there wasn't too much touching.

I'm as awkward and shy bastard there is, so another point of view is that was one of the few, instead of one of the many. Thank though.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kingsteveooo (05/29/2013) [-]
Breakup threw a friendzone line?
Explain please? (not trying to pry, just curious, feel free to say no)
User avatar #66 to #58 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
No its cool, on the Internet it doesn't matter.
"Alucord I think that we are a lot like friends, and that what I want us to be"

User avatar #67 to #66 - Kingsteveooo (05/29/2013) [-]
Ouch! Well that is a cold slap in the testicles if i ever heard of one. On the bright side she clearly wasn't that into you and in that respect, things went for the best.
Just gotta keep looking and make sure not to get too hung up women who aren't interested and you'll find out who only wants to put a warm gentle hand on your testicals
#73 to #67 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
Thanks buddy.

That was a beautiful and majestic speach
#60 to #58 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm assuming it's going to be "I'd prefer if we just be friends" type of thing
#105 to #57 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better
If it makes you feel better
#114 to #105 - alucord (05/29/2013) [-]
It does.   
   
Thank you
It does.

Thank you
User avatar #115 to #114 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
aw yis bby
#145 - incest (05/29/2013) [-]
I am so sick of hearing this friendzone 			********		.   
   
It's something for betafags to cry about because they feel they are entitled to a chance at a relationship on the basis that they are nice, thinking that of course general attraction on the other persons part isn't part of the equation because they treat them like gold.   
   
Welcome to life, it's full of rejection. Her asking to be friends is because she doesn't like you like that, get the 			****		 over it.
I am so sick of hearing this friendzone ******** .

It's something for betafags to cry about because they feel they are entitled to a chance at a relationship on the basis that they are nice, thinking that of course general attraction on the other persons part isn't part of the equation because they treat them like gold.

Welcome to life, it's full of rejection. Her asking to be friends is because she doesn't like you like that, get the **** over it.
User avatar #148 to #145 - centurionprime (05/29/2013) [-]
i wish i could get away with saying something like this to fat people.

#149 to #148 - incest (05/29/2013) [-]
Abercrombie and Fitch did.
User avatar #192 to #149 - dubstepforme (05/29/2013) [-]
This is gold
User avatar #155 to #149 - centurionprime (05/29/2013) [-]
dont think i didnt see that **** i am just trying to find the ******* IMAGE THAT DESCRIBED MY FEELING I NEED THE IMAGE TO ELL YOU IT IS THE ONE WHERE THEY GUY WEARING THE GLASSES IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN A LAUGHING POSE GODDAMNIT PICTURES FOILDER WHY ARE YOU SO MESSY
User avatar #150 to #149 - hammarhead (05/29/2013) [-]
explain yourslef, wincest.
User avatar #151 to #150 - incest (05/29/2013) [-]
What, the name?
User avatar #152 to #151 - hammarhead (05/29/2013) [-]
yuor comment, if you please.
User avatar #191 to #145 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The main point of "friendzone" started out as a long lasting relationship as being a friend or something where the friend is always there for the girl when she cries, when she's sad, when she's having a hard time.
The girl usually gets a douchebag of a boyfriend and then she complains about no guys being nice and she wish she could be with someone who is nice to her and does everything her best friend does.

Not this, this is what people think the friendzone is now. "If I compliment her a few times, then she must be my girlfriend", otherwise friendzoned".
#211 to #145 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Says the beta who has never been in a relationship
User avatar #212 to #211 - incest (05/29/2013) [-]
Been in many, am in one now.

Your comment is invalid.
#208 - choobcake (05/29/2013) [-]
*whispers in ear* They say good friendship heals many pains, that's a good thing because im going in dry
#159 - thempc ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
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"friendships last longer" not the only thing that lasts longer....
#186 to #159 - ubermasterfaggot (05/29/2013) [-]
mfw spangebab
mfw spangebab
#185 to #159 - kschmidty (05/29/2013) [-]
That pic
That pic
#264 to #185 - thempc ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
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found that a while ago on here. idk where from and i don't want to know. have another
User avatar #110 - rhetoricalfunny (05/29/2013) [-]
I can understand cutting contact when you realize it won't ever go anywhere...

But if you just up and quot at the word "friends" you deserved to be "friendzoned"
User avatar #40 - iliekcereal (05/28/2013) [-]
I understand what it's like to be friendzoned, and I'm not one of those alpha elitists (in fact, I'm in a similar situation as well), but being nice to a girl just so she'll date or sleep with you is ****** regardless of what happens. If she won't date you, at least try not to be a dick about it.
#136 - TrevorNorris (05/29/2013) [-]
Fellow FunnyJunkies, this is my story of the friendzone.

I had been trying to date this girl since my 7th grade year, I was friendzoned hard. She dated other people, as I did the same, but everyone knew that I always had my eye on her. Fastforward, The summer before senior year she had been reaching out to me a lot, wanting to be around me, asking to go out to movies and **** , etc. Well, one night we were sitting in my car, just talking, she tells me she likes me. This news was pretty great to hear, however, I took one for all of us, I said "Well, we've been through a lot together, and that's great news, I love you, like a sister. That's all." aaaaaaand commence the epic rage of the century.

I did it for all my fallen comrades. If you just continue the friendship, but do your own things, don't let the girl know it bothers you, and continue to date, your chance will come. Make the choice, have that relationship or get even.

(The pic is of the girl Caylin, and I.)
User avatar #157 to #136 - thempc ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
you deserve a ******* medal for that **** , good job
User avatar #216 to #136 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
She looks like a stupid bitch anyhow. Good call.
#142 to #136 - Kraid (05/29/2013) [-]
Can I hug you right now?
User avatar #214 to #136 - alstorp (05/29/2013) [-]
Shieeeet.

Maybe you can be friends with benefits?
User avatar #219 to #136 - onenightstand (05/29/2013) [-]
Or how about if you like her, date her. My girlfriend gave me a lot of **** but feelings change, people change. How about if you live your life with a girl you really like.
#181 to #136 - hurricanesam (05/29/2013) [-]
Trevor, bro, come on.
User avatar #189 to #181 - TrevorNorris (05/29/2013) [-]
It did feel good getting pay back though.
User avatar #188 to #181 - TrevorNorris (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, I knew everything about this girl, and she knew everyything about me. We were essentially dating, just no physical **** . Dating is to get to better know someone, but we knew everything about each other. I didn't really see a point in it also.
User avatar #213 to #188 - thegrayknights (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you need to get pay back exactly? Sounds like you imagined her slighting you . Welp, sorry you missed your chance, or good job for getting payback if it was deserved.
#140 to #136 - AlanbalMIT (05/29/2013) [-]
I should do what internet says
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