Suddenly, I don't care for their crimes.. Before and after Avon. Credit goes to CollegeHumor... Then they excommunicated Jaffar for being too handsome
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#112 - vatra (05/29/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is the definition of a flaming homosexual.
User avatar #223 to #112 - trollolololgabe (05/29/2013) [-]
somebody shop glasses on this guy's face so we can use it as a CSI and gay post reaction pic like
I guess you could say
this post
is flaming
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
or red thumb me...thats fine too...
#231 to #112 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
But he's Hades. Hades had such a boner for one goddess he kidnapped her and made her his queen. I don't even know if there is any story about him having a boner for any male, god or not.
#176 to #112 - hypotheticals (05/29/2013) [-]
i'd still **** him ♥‿♥
User avatar #245 to #112 - isexcats (05/29/2013) [-]
as a gay man,

i thank zeus for this
User avatar #159 to #112 - yamiyo (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, he IS Greek.
#160 to #159 - vatra (05/29/2013) [-]
Excellent point.
#9 - iliekbats (05/28/2013) [-]
Then they excommunicated Jaffar for being too handsome
User avatar #116 to #9 - TarnRazor (05/29/2013) [-]
exiled*
#249 to #9 - lostfaux (05/29/2013) [-]
He was JafFAR too good looking.
#102 to #9 - jeegusithus (05/29/2013) [-]
im a guy and i even think hes attractive.    
   
   
[greenish-gray][small]maybe?[[small]greenish-gray]
im a guy and i even think hes attractive.


[greenish-gray][small]maybe?[[small]greenish-gray]
User avatar #103 to #102 - jeegusithus (05/29/2013) [-]
fak
#199 - potatophucker (05/29/2013) [-]
**** you, my chin is a dick.
User avatar #239 to #199 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
There goes my childhood....
User avatar #119 - machobeasttwo (05/29/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
User avatar #122 to #119 - kanayamaryam (05/29/2013) [-]
Must've been designed by Tim Burton
#123 to #119 - sparkieemae (05/29/2013) [-]
THE **** DO YOU WANT
#34 - helpmedudes (05/28/2013) [-]
THEY LOOK FABULOUS!
THEY LOOK FABULOUS!
#86 - dickticklerluv (05/29/2013) [-]
Ovaries have exploded
Ovaries have exploded
#62 - dinonator (05/28/2013) [-]
MS paint skills are of the charts
User avatar #83 to #62 - MotorstormLegend (05/29/2013) [-]
Plunder ALL the booty!
User avatar #73 to #62 - mrsnowjrthefirst (05/28/2013) [-]
Dat Mihawk
#238 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
That's some really good art.
That's some really good art.
#77 - ohsnapagirl (05/29/2013) [-]
10/10 would bang Jafar.
#68 - flingwing (05/28/2013) [-]
hades
hades
User avatar #114 - dremnus (05/29/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie.... Captain Hook turned me on.
#117 to #114 - Ottovan (05/29/2013) [-]
Are you saying you'd like to.... *snicker* Hook-up with Captain Hook?
Are you saying you'd like to.... *snicker* Hook-up with Captain Hook?
User avatar #118 to #117 - dremnus (05/29/2013) [-]
That was a good one. Very good. Honestly I thought I was gonna get a crap load of anti-gay bullcrap thrown at me.
User avatar #37 - samxdaxman (05/28/2013) [-]
Shan Yu was already a sexy bastard.
User avatar #212 to #37 - hektoroftroy (05/29/2013) [-]
Xian Yu
#233 to #37 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Agreed. I had a crush on him once.
#35 - ninetwenty (05/28/2013) [-]
Why did the men have to be turned into gays...
#202 to #35 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
because they look nice they're gay? no wonder you're a virgin if you think looking presentable and making an effort to look handsome for the opposite sex is gay.
#180 to #35 - sheiladikshit (05/29/2013) [-]
so you define hotness/great looks on a guy to be gay.... you must be really ugly to say such ugly things
User avatar #215 to #180 - guymandude (05/29/2013) [-]
he's commenting on how all of the male characters have been made to appear much more feminine
#229 to #180 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
brad pitt
ryan gosling
channing tatum

all manage too look good without being feminine anime looking.
#40 to #35 - atticusspc (05/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #182 to #40 - unikornking ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #186 to #182 - theist (05/29/2013) [-]
Finding Nemo
#188 to #182 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Community
+7
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#154 to #98 - raigen (05/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #101 to #98 - malhaloc (05/29/2013) [-]
He rules the dead and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #143 to #101 - dirgeofasimo (05/29/2013) [-]
Did you accidentally that sentence?
User avatar #146 to #143 - malhaloc (05/29/2013) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
#92 - Conemen (05/29/2013) [-]
fixed
#237 to #92 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Reminds me of when Jasmine said his beard was so twisted, playing with it with her fingers. As a woman, I got a girl boner from that scene.
#60 - tibialun (05/28/2013) [-]
I am a heterosexual man but I'm just barely resisting these gay vibes.
#137 - kitsunemochalite (05/29/2013) [-]
Jafar must have been banished for being too fabulous!
Jafar must have been banished for being too fabulous!
User avatar #2 - semenslurpinglily (05/28/2013) [-]
Only the dude from princess and frog and ******* Khan down there seem actually in-place for me. The others are still well drawn, but it just doesn't fit them.
User avatar #6 to #2 - vancecore (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, Hades just looks like a younger version of himself.
User avatar #21 to #2 - captainfuckitall (05/28/2013) [-]
You're right, but there is an explanation

Basically, the Disney villains were never MEANT to be attractive, they were always drawn with the intention to be ugly or evil, and seeing them AS attractive (and much in their youth) is a complete contrast to most of their aged and withered appearance, and because it simply doesn't suit them (partially because you're also trying to match up the drawn face with the Disney face) due to their grotesque features (protruding jaw, cheekbones, sagging flesh, ect.). Khan is the only one who doesn't fall under this line as he was drawn with semi-attractiveness (due to the fact he was never a traitor or criminal. He was a bad guy and a warmonger from the start, they had no reason to draw him differently as they would the villains in the rest of the movies in order to differentiate them from the good guys).

The Voodoo Guy (don't want to spell his name wrong) is also easy to be seen as attractive, due to the fact he's very charismatic and a smooth talker, so it's easy to associate him with good looks. Just as well, he's one of the few Disney villains not drawn in a grotesque way, he's just thin and lanky

TL;DR: Khan looks good because he has no reason to be ugly, The Doctor looks good because he's charming. It's easy to see them both as being very attractive men
#115 - swarthywaffles (05/29/2013) [-]
I am a bit curious as to who is Funnyjunk's favorite Disney Villain. For me, while I always have loved Hades in general, be it in Mythology or adaptations, Disney-wise, he falls into second or third, with Shere Khan (most likely) taking my personal favorite.
#240 to #115 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Hades is my favorite because I love Greek mythology, Hades and his wife Persephone are my favorite Greek deities, and I think Hades was one of the few sane villains in Disney history (well, back then he was). Plus, he was funny as hell. I wish they'd make a sequel where Hades returns from his little soul trap and decides to kidnap Persephone.
#173 to #115 - feelythefeel ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
If we're including Disney look-alikes, I might be tempted to say Rasputin. His song is catchy as all hell (Let's face it, what else comes close to mattering as much when it comes to memorable animated villains), and I'm a sucker for anything even related to Russian history. If not, either Jafar or Maleificent. They're both badass for completely different reasons. Jafar is the kind of guy who'll waste his song on a reprisal of the MCs song just to spite him, yet still make it work. As for Maleificent? "Now you shall deal with me, oh Prince, and all the powers of HELL!". 			****		 speaks for itself.
If we're including Disney look-alikes, I might be tempted to say Rasputin. His song is catchy as all hell (Let's face it, what else comes close to mattering as much when it comes to memorable animated villains), and I'm a sucker for anything even related to Russian history. If not, either Jafar or Maleificent. They're both badass for completely different reasons. Jafar is the kind of guy who'll waste his song on a reprisal of the MCs song just to spite him, yet still make it work. As for Maleificent? "Now you shall deal with me, oh Prince, and all the powers of HELL!". **** speaks for itself.
#226 to #115 - scarygirl (05/29/2013) [-]
As cliche as it is, I think Maleficent is definitely the most evil. She caused mass amounts of evil, because she wasn't invited to a christening. Lady knew how to raise hell.

She is also the master of the villains in the Kingdom heart series which is a favorite of mine as well.

I love all the Disney villains but I think Maleficent is by far the most evil. Except the witch in Snow White, that bitch gave me nightmares.
#145 to #115 - casval (05/29/2013) [-]
Scar for me. He looks awesome, he sounds awesome, and he was actually pretty damn smart for a Disney villain, being that he hatched a scheming plan to take over the throne all by himself. He just had stupid minions.
User avatar #213 to #145 - hektoroftroy (05/29/2013) [-]
Even though I don't particularly love scar, I do love Jeremy Irons
User avatar #260 - kuraithevision (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm having some serious hots for Jafar, Captain Hook and Shan Yu.

These guys can invade me any day.
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