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#10 - ReignFox (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - icametocomment (05/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
My grandma used to have geese, and those ******* hissed. There was only one in the flock that wasn't a total devilbeast, we called her Abigail.
#7 - psikid (05/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There are Geese at the cemetery near my house..

I now know that most of the bodies weren't from natural deaths
#14 - seenenoughhentai (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Growing up in a suburban area, Geese were easily my biggest fear.

well, that and quicksand
#20 - crosskill (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#4 - whatsbutthurt (05/28/2013) [-]
RUUUN!
#11 - ajweston (05/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And people tell me I'm wrong for shooting at them when they come to our pond.   
   
Fun fact: besides being the birdspawn of satan, they also hiss and produce a staggering amount 						****					 and make ducks look awesome in comparison (pic related)
And people tell me I'm wrong for shooting at them when they come to our pond.

Fun fact: besides being the birdspawn of satan, they also hiss and produce a staggering amount **** and make ducks look awesome in comparison (pic related)
User avatar #88 - twofreegerbils (05/28/2013) [-]
I concur, geese are vicious, but they have one major weakness, and that's their neck.

I grew up near a pond that sat by a nice park-y area that I loved to play around. One problem: the ************* geese. People would come and feed them bread, so they figured that was the standard for all humans. If you didn't have bread to pacify them, they flog you; if you gave them bread and stopped, they flog you for not giving them enough bread. Their hunger for bread and flesh cannot be satiated.

The trick is, when they start running at you with their head and neck outstretched, you have to (very quickly) snap out with you hand and grab the neck as close as you can to the head, then follow up with your weak hand for support if you need it, then lift that bitch off the ground and start shaking. They're not heavy (most birds aren't) and a good twirling by the neck usually does the job.

This kills the goose.
#57 - fedor (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh.. God. Teeth. On their tongue.   
   
TEETH... ON THEIR MOTHERFU*KING TONGUE
Oh.. God. Teeth. On their tongue.

TEETH... ON THEIR MOTHERFU*KING TONGUE
#34 - darknesincontrol (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
they are like the closest thing to a raptor
they are like the closest thing to a raptor
#83 - ghouleyed (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#40 - monimolimnion (05/28/2013) [-]
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#120 - threefolder (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Imagine if geese were people
They'd just be running around ******** everywhere and screaming at the top of their lungs
#170 - karmehl (05/28/2013) [-]
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#92 - herptyderpies (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
where da hood at
#94 to #92 - herptyderpies (05/28/2013) [-]
my gif didnt work
my gif didnt work
User avatar #66 - fapperdefap ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
geese are actually pretty good guard dogs, they start chasing intruders and wont stop biting them
#96 - harrytheheadcrab (05/28/2013) [-]
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So that's where this is from...
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