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#77 to #10 - tesarrior ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #2 - icametocomment ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
My grandma used to have geese, and those ******* hissed. There was only one in the flock that wasn't a total devilbeast, we called her Abigail.
User avatar #160 to #2 - icametocomment ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
How is this worth 100 thumbs?
User avatar #175 to #160 - samjamfan (05/28/2013) [-]
relevance
#62 to #2 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
My grandma had geese when she lived in Phoenix, I was about 5 and the only memory I have of them is being attacked by them... They're ******* nasty creatures.
#189 to #2 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Try Egyptian geese, those things will **** over everything in their path, even other geese and swans twice as large.

but docile geese do exist, the american buff(ganders) are only aggressive during mating season and the females make great pets if kept without a male
#53 to #2 - mystifizinski (05/28/2013) [-]
like abigail from abigail and amalie from aristocats?
User avatar #161 to #53 - icametocomment ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't remember why we chose that name, it just seemed properly goose-y.
User avatar #3 to #2 - optimussum (05/28/2013) [-]
That name is terrifying
User avatar #162 to #3 - icametocomment ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Abigail was actually pretty nice, as far as geese go. I guess it's because she got attacked by the farm dog and her leg got hurt, so my grandparents took care of her until she could walk again. We'd feed her bread chunks when the others weren't around.
User avatar #205 to #3 - mooneh (05/28/2013) [-]
My name is Abigail.
#206 to #205 - optimussum (05/28/2013) [-]
Come back when you're a goose
Come back when you're a goose
#14 - seenenoughhentai (05/28/2013) [-]
Growing up in a suburban area, Geese were easily my biggest fear.

well, that and quicksand
User avatar #24 to #14 - nimba (05/28/2013) [-]
Wow, after searching for goose teeth on google images after reading this content I found your comment. I have come full circle
#7 - psikid (05/28/2013) [-]
There are Geese at the cemetery near my house..

I now know that most of the bodies weren't from natural deaths
User avatar #48 to #7 - rapsuskiller ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Geese were used as an ancient metod to keep people from getting in there and stealing **** . They are still used in some places.
Source: A school trip to Barcelona. Geese were just chilling in the garden of a chatedral we visited
#17 to #7 - TashnaBakninh (05/28/2013) [-]
This is my baby cousin not giving a **** . And they were hissing at him.
#27 to #17 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
R.I.P
User avatar #165 to #7 - dragoran (05/28/2013) [-]
binding of isaac

supreme master game
User avatar #166 to #165 - psikid (05/28/2013) [-]
Indeed... shame that bastard Blue Baby is such a pain to get to
User avatar #168 to #166 - dragoran (05/28/2013) [-]
I've never gotten past the Cathedral, it's ridiculously hard... I've only defeated Satan a total of 3 times so far.
User avatar #88 - twofreegerbils (05/28/2013) [-]
I concur, geese are vicious, but they have one major weakness, and that's their neck.

I grew up near a pond that sat by a nice park-y area that I loved to play around. One problem: the ************* geese. People would come and feed them bread, so they figured that was the standard for all humans. If you didn't have bread to pacify them, they flog you; if you gave them bread and stopped, they flog you for not giving them enough bread. Their hunger for bread and flesh cannot be satiated.

The trick is, when they start running at you with their head and neck outstretched, you have to (very quickly) snap out with you hand and grab the neck as close as you can to the head, then follow up with your weak hand for support if you need it, then lift that bitch off the ground and start shaking. They're not heavy (most birds aren't) and a good twirling by the neck usually does the job.

This kills the goose.
#63 to #20 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Yo, that **** is quack bro.
#4 - whatsbutthurt (05/28/2013) [-]
RUUUN!
#40 - monimolimnion (05/28/2013) [-]
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#57 - fedor (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh.. God. Teeth. On their tongue.   
   
TEETH... ON THEIR MOTHERFU*KING TONGUE
Oh.. God. Teeth. On their tongue.

TEETH... ON THEIR MOTHERFU*KING TONGUE
#120 - threefolder (05/28/2013) [-]
Imagine if geese were people
They'd just be running around ******** everywhere and screaming at the top of their lungs
User avatar #155 to #120 - answer (05/28/2013) [-]
So ******* ?
#11 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
And people tell me I'm wrong for shooting at them when they come to our pond.   
   
Fun fact: besides being the birdspawn of satan, they also hiss and produce a staggering amount 			****		 and make ducks look awesome in comparison (pic related)
And people tell me I'm wrong for shooting at them when they come to our pond.

Fun fact: besides being the birdspawn of satan, they also hiss and produce a staggering amount **** and make ducks look awesome in comparison (pic related)
User avatar #207 to #11 - whatupnachoface (05/28/2013) [-]
And ******* ducks are ******* serial gang rapists
#212 to #207 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
this is true, but they don't rape humans. just each other.
User avatar #21 to #11 - WolfPrince (05/28/2013) [-]
You could just scare them off by running at them instead of killing them you know.
#103 to #21 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
It's just a pellet gun... for now. Also, they just get in the pond and swim away when you run at them and going into their element tp continue the chase is the last thing I want to do.
User avatar #105 to #103 - WolfPrince (05/28/2013) [-]
Well as long as you don't hurt them.
C'mon they're just trying to survive, have a heart.
#108 to #105 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I do, which is why they get chased off the pond.

I started doing that after I saw 3 geese attack and drown one of the ducks.

User avatar #123 to #108 - WolfPrince (05/28/2013) [-]
I know, stuff like that sucks but its nature. And eventually there will be a balance, the ducks will most likely stop coming.
#125 to #123 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
The ducks are domesticated. If they weren't purchased I wouldn't intervene.
#127 to #125 - ajweston ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Also they lay huge freaking eggs which become my breakfast many a morning.
#34 - darknesincontrol (05/28/2013) [-]
they are like the closest thing to a raptor
they are like the closest thing to a raptor
#54 to #34 - swarthywaffles (05/28/2013) [-]
No, THIS is the closest thing to a raptor.
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User avatar #180 to #139 - brutalfistfuck (05/28/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #203 to #54 - masterspectre (05/28/2013) [-]
******* hated those asshole in Far Cry 3
#170 - karmehl (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - fapperdefap (05/28/2013) [-]
geese are actually pretty good guard dogs, they start chasing intruders and wont stop biting them
#193 to #83 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Do I have a choice?
#132 - feelythefeel (05/28/2013) [-]
Pero, ¿puede dejar de Mordekaiser?

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If you couldn't tell, I have thumbs to waste.
#96 - harrytheheadcrab (05/28/2013) [-]
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So that's where this is from...
User avatar #200 - ivoryhammer (05/28/2013) [-]
I worked on a farm last year that had 2 geese, the female one was okay but the male was a ******* asshole who wouldn't leave me alone, I had to kick him a few times, it's like kicking a pillow. And by the way, those ******* hiss, yeah, like a snake or a cat.
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