Facebook (1). . I HATE . is so unbelievable. HI try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wannabee chic Facebook (1) I HATE is so unbelievable HI try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks work with: First there this supermodel wannabee chic
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I HATE .
is so ******* unbelievable.
HI try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work
with:
First, there is this supermodel wannabee chick. Yeah, okay,
she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantin fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on a scale of 1 to Ith Pm not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she
might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner.
And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and I' m sure after work. He probably hasnt been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the , and to make
things worse, he brings his big ******* dag to work. Every
******* day I have to look at this huge Creat Dane walk
around from the smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it' s trying to talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to Mcdonalds and Burger King,
every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these fut: btards around in my van and we
solve mysteries and ****.
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#12 - fuckitdude
Reply +41
(05/28/2013) [-]
#52 to #12 - Crusader
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(05/28/2013) [-]
BRAZZERS
#13 to #12 - improbablyyourdad
Reply +1
(05/28/2013) [-]
The ****** is not amused.
#15 - antigravitycake ONLINE
Reply +22
(05/28/2013) [-]
8/10 didnt see it coming.
8/10 didnt see it coming.
#35 to #15 - hugotr **User deleted account**
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#44 to #15 - rageisfunny
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(05/28/2013) [-]
******* love this GIF.
#25 - willindor
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(05/28/2013) [-]
#8 - Crusader
Reply +20
(05/28/2013) [-]
But, the van is Daphne's.
#9 to #8 - strangemoo ONLINE
Reply -5
(05/28/2013) [-]
Shush Blue-name.
#11 to #8 - timelordeternal
Reply +6
(05/28/2013) [-]
She lets me use it if I promise to let her ride with me.
#31 - HeywoodJablowme
Reply +12
(05/28/2013) [-]
Have you ever read copypasta so old that you recognize it from the first sentence?
Have you ever read copypasta so old that you recognize it from the first sentence?
#19 - haseotakaeda
Reply +5
(05/28/2013) [-]
Are you trying to tell me Velma is a zero out of ten?
#20 to #19 - RandomAnonGuy
Reply +11
(05/28/2013) [-]
I'd **** Velma second, after Scooby.
#22 to #20 - kapitanokliosov
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(05/28/2013) [-]
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#10 - daniboyi
Reply +9
(05/28/2013) [-]
**** you. Velma is ******* hot.
#36 - butiloveu
Reply +8
(05/28/2013) [-]
give her a 0/10? I can't deal with that
#53 to #36 - kanedam ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
#42 to #36 - kanatana
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