What would you choose?. No weapons allowed... MFW I read "Horse-sized Dick" and after that spent several moments trying to figure out why anyone would compare that to Duck-sized horses. eat liver
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#5 - lordfluffs (05/27/2013) [-]
MFW I read "Horse-sized Dick" and after that spent several moments trying to figure out why anyone would compare that to Duck-sized horses.
User avatar #49 to #5 - deathchain (05/28/2013) [-]
At least you didn't read this as " **** one horse-sized duck" and " **** 100 duck-sized horses" and come to a decision as quickly as I did.
#66 to #49 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
This is rib-crushingly hilarious
#19 - distor (05/28/2013) [-]
I read "fighting" as "fisting", looking at this with disgust. Had to re-read 2 times to get it right.
User avatar #97 to #19 - soraisrox (05/28/2013) [-]
I read "duck" as "dick".

Not the brightest (and straightest) moment of my life.
#25 to #19 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
User avatar #40 to #19 - brehon (05/28/2013) [-]
You and comment #5 both need to read things more thoroughly
#7 - sanguinesolitude (05/27/2013) [-]
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i vote for 100 duck sized horses. I find the thought of a horse sized duck utterly terrifying.

I mean an ostritch is terrifying and its like a 1/4 the size of a horse.

imagine this duckling running at you. Only its horse-sized... and wants to mate.
#8 to #7 - mollike (05/27/2013) [-]
bird would be very light even at horse size, you could push him over quite easily
User avatar #9 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (05/27/2013) [-]
goose bites are rough already
#10 to #9 - mollike (05/27/2013) [-]
I got 2 geese they don't do **** .
User avatar #12 to #10 - sanguinesolitude (05/27/2013) [-]
yeah but whats a duck sized horse gonna do?

plus birds can fly
#17 to #12 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
Too bad it isn't a duck sized horse, it is 100. And ducks aren't that small. Let us put them all at about 1 foot high. 10 of them could topple you and the rest could trample you.
User avatar #107 to #17 - sanguinesolitude (05/29/2013) [-]
but theyre little horses. they cant grab you,cant jump very high, dont have claws really, and just have little teeth. You could just kick them in the head to kill them, or pick them up by the neck and swing them at eachother.
#11 to #7 - alexanderh (05/27/2013) [-]
Just assuming that they are both trying to kill you, it would be, in my opinion, a lot better to fight the horse sized duck. Think about it for a bit; fighting 100 of anything would be scary as hell, 100 little things coming at you to kill you. And they're not even that small, they're duck sized. Not duckling, but duck sized. You'd be overwhelmed pretty quickly, and you can't outrun them or hide, other than on large boxes.

And a horse sized duck wouldn't be that bad, bird bones are hollow, and as such are fairly easy to break. The duck would be about your size when talking height, but would be a lot fatter than you, so you can get into cracks and stuff.

Besides, it's a lot easier to injure one animal and be able to rest if it takes a long time, than 100 animals.
User avatar #44 to #7 - originialname (05/28/2013) [-]
Thats a duckling, still a babeh
#67 to #7 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
sanguinesolitude pls
#80 to #7 - gaffateip (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #7 - xyxoz (05/28/2013) [-]
Just to remember: Ducks can fly and have corkscrew dicks the length of half their body.
#6 - aerosmithsongs (05/27/2013) [-]
To those who don't know. Its a game:
Super duck punch
http://www.kongregate . com/games/kongregate/super-duck-punch
#70 to #6 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
Dammit, you're high enough level to post links
User avatar #50 to #6 - fuckingdumbass (05/28/2013) [-]
Godamit, when i have something i want to post its almost always posted before i post : (
User avatar #56 to #6 - kolimm **User deleted account** (05/28/2013) [-]
what it's a game?
that question is way older then that game *******
#30 to #6 - Paccachu (05/28/2013) [-]
I was going to post this, but you beat me too it. Well done good sir.
#46 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
well i started monster hunter 3 a while ago and am now a master in the art of giant bird assassinations. so bring on the horseduck
#47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (05/28/2013) [-]
Qurupeco ftw
User avatar #55 - deftonesjunkie ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
#69 to #55 - Enternal ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
MFW this game
MFW this game
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/28/2013) [-]
kill 99 of the duck sized horses and keep the 100th horse as a pet and have people pay me to see the little tiny horse
User avatar #54 to #22 - funnyrage (05/28/2013) [-]
why not keep one male and one female so that they can mate and get an even tinier horse.
#95 - yunablade (05/28/2013) [-]
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Fight the duck sized horses?

Hell no, I would open a pet store, you know how much mone I can make selling it as pets for bronies little girls?

I would be rich!
User avatar #108 to #95 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Just paint them rainbow colored and you will have a bunch of pregnant midget half human half horses who will then produce enough hybrid offspring to take over the world. For the love of god keep these away from bronies.
User avatar #76 to #75 - jackisawsm (05/28/2013) [-]
Damn, You beat me to linking this
User avatar #85 to #76 - thepinkestofthepie (05/28/2013) [-]
Eeyup. Same here.
User avatar #88 to #75 - littlenish (05/28/2013) [-]
It's impossible to beat 100 Hamster-sized hippos
#32 - sketchfactor (05/28/2013) [-]
One horse sized duck, the cube-square law means that the legs of a horse sized duck wouldn't be structurally sound.
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User avatar #51 to #32 - bebonkers (05/28/2013) [-]
Damn, Beat me to it CGP Grey
#37 to #32 - iamphoenix (05/28/2013) [-]
It would also have an enormous hookshot-like cock with which to impale you.
#105 to #37 - Rascal (05/28/2013) [-]
Birds donĀ“t mate with mammal genitals. They have their own system.
#106 to #105 - iamphoenix (05/28/2013) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/true-facts-about-the-duck_n_3133072.html

They have a corkscrew penis, with which they're so rapey that female ducks have made false pathways in their vaginas.
User avatar #57 - evilanakie (05/28/2013) [-]
tame the horse sized duck
ride it into battle against mini ponis
#74 - afaggot (05/28/2013) [-]
Ducks are the sexualdeviants of the animal world.
They have massive penises in regards to body size and are very aggresive in regards to mating.
Their penis literally rocket out of thier crotch.


That said I'm fighting the duck, upon it's defeat it would become my mighty steed and none would challenge me.
#78 to #74 - dissectedtesticle (05/28/2013) [-]
You're implying you will not get raped by said dick in the first place.
You're implying you will not get raped by said dick in the first place.
User avatar #71 - morallygrey (05/28/2013) [-]
I imagine the horse-sized duck to be much like fighting a dragon in Skyrim.
User avatar #90 - anxious (05/28/2013) [-]
Fight one horse sized dick or fight 100 dick sized horses. I didnt even catch what I read till i did a double take.
#89 - wildberk (05/28/2013) [-]
Swans are scary enough...I'll take the horses....
User avatar #83 - nevrit (05/28/2013) [-]
That game was ok. I think I'll have to say from experience I'd rather fight the duck sized horses.
User avatar #61 - guiguito (05/28/2013) [-]
ducks are devil's spawn, so yeah i'll go with the horses
User avatar #59 - tinglyturtletaint (05/28/2013) [-]
Duck sized horses. Ducks are ******* evil as is. The fact that horses have hooves makes it easier get an advantage over them, climb up on a chair and randomly stomp the ground = profit.
User avatar #52 - herberto (05/28/2013) [-]
Relative to size, horses are actually weaker than humans.
This will make your choice easier.
User avatar #36 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
that game is pretty addicting until you get to the ******* hydras
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