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It's a canine not an animal

It's a canine not an animal. It's a fish not an animal. atroll angers h HI bi stu I losing an argument when you are rightfast because the other person is too st

It's a fish not an animal

atroll angers h HI
bi stu I
losing an argument when you are rightfast because the other
person is too stupid to understand what you' re saying is probably
one of the most infuriating things the entire universe
Yeal
THIS WAS MY EX ****
I had an argument on my school bus. I had to argue that a lizard was an animal.
Every time I brought it up these ******* would say "No a lizard isn' t an animal,
a reptile min". SO I tried to break it down by saying that if " in the animal
kingdom " a goddamned animal, AND I NOT, this bitch in the back
was like "Who cares about the animal kingdom, disney' s stupid anyway"
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#2 - radiohazard (05/27/2013) [-]
Only logical conclusion
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#5 - tvfreakuk has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #5 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
Reminds me of arguing with fanatic christians..
#35 to #12 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Man... I wish I was cool.
User avatar #36 to #35 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
Seriously - what's the matter?
User avatar #45 to #36 - psykojet (05/28/2013) [-]
3EDGY6ME
I just said that " if you thought fundamentalist Christians were stingy about their holy text, try talking to a fundamentalist Muslim." But you should ALWAYS respect someones culture/religion/values. If I started making fun of your family the way you just made fun of my religion, you would be making Spongebob's face in comment #5 right now.
User avatar #48 to #45 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
If you haven't noticed already, fanaticism is probably the cause of all religious wars and so.. Not all Christians are alike, not all muslims are alike..
People have the right to believe in whatever they believe in, and that is good..
But some people, choose to go beyond and get extremic about it.. And THOSE are the people I have a problem with - be it religious people, or just your average joe..
User avatar #50 to #48 - psykojet (05/28/2013) [-]
Then explain why you just used "BITCH, I AM GIVING YOU LITERAL PROOF THAT I AM RIGHT, STOP SAYING THAT" to describe your views on religion, especially against "fanatic Christians."
Not saying that you are right or wrong because no one really knows, but it is still annoying to have people shove their beliefs or lack thereof, down my throat.
User avatar #51 to #50 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
Fine, lemme rephrase then - my pov was NOT that sentence in particular, but those who couldn't give any proof or even a good argument and just said: "you're wrong, I'm right, and you should listen to what I say"..

Btw.. Have I shoved anything down YOUR throat? No..
User avatar #52 to #51 - psykojet (05/28/2013) [-]
I didn't mean you in particular, but Atheists in general. How many Atheists posts have you seen on frontpage vs how many Christian posts have you seen on frontpage? When one posts it's freedom of speech, when the other posts, it's forceful preaching.
User avatar #55 to #52 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
Also.. People generalize - you do it, I do it (there, another generalization)..
But you've got to admit - when a certain person from a certain group (be it religious, belief, fans or so) and they do some ****** up **** .. Then we/society will see them as an example of their fraction/group.. That they sudden turn into that "thing"s trademark..
For an example.. Catholiscm.. Many jokes have been made about them, and nowadays, you don't even have to say the word catholic, to insinuate that they are the ones you're talking about.. But not ALL catholics are child-molestating-priests-who-cover-up-former-priests-dirty-deeds.. Some are just plain and simple catholics, everyday people who do regular things..
User avatar #53 to #52 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
Then why not focus on the good things from the new testament?
I'm not a christian, and never will be.. But there is some really good stuff in the Bible, which all people could learn from..
I think, that people see such post as forceful, when the OP says something the line of "And if you don't agree/share my pov/say these words, then there's a special place for you!"
I may be an atheist, but I like to think that I gather the best of the religions, to make my own pov.. Christianity has good stuff - so does Islam, Buddhism, Nordic Mythology and so on.. The key, to me, is to stay openminded - and not be ********** the texts..
User avatar #54 to #53 - psykojet (05/28/2013) [-]
I agree, other religions have many great sayings/points that Christianity does not. But still, to single out a religion and go after it relentlessly. It just gets annoying.
User avatar #57 to #54 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
I have yet the pleasure of arguing with a Muslim..
But I'll look forward to it..

I think the problem is, that people also do not recognize the differences between Catholiscm, Christianity, Episca.. epi.. that thing.. Protestants and so.. Therefore, any priest who's white-skinned will be referred to as a Christian..
And then they tend to accumulate all their (the different groups) bad deeds into one single belief/religion - Christianity..
User avatar #59 to #54 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
And the fact that I pointed out Christians, is only because that I've never argued with a fanatic muslim, buddhist, hindu or anything else..

I've had some discussions with Norse-mythology people - but they tend to cool down and finish their beer and go on with their lives..
User avatar #61 to #59 - psykojet (05/28/2013) [-]
I finished my side of the conversation, why haven't you?

I will finished it with this. There may or may not be God out there. There may or may not be a real Thor out there. I believe what I want to believe, you believe what you want to.
But if you start condemning my religion, especially the afterlife, then I dare you to have yourself be killed by a doctor, and be dead just long enough to get a glimpse of the afterlife, then have said doctor, revive you so you can preach to the world what you saw. And if you do decide to do this, and it works, and then people start condemning what you preach, you will know how every priest, or missionary, or Jehovah's witness, or Jihadist, or any other religious extremist felt when someone laughed at them.
User avatar #62 to #61 - suckittrebek (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought I finished it with that remark, because you seem awfully irritated that I called out the christians.. I just pointed out, that I've never talked to other fanatic religious people.. That's it..
I'm not condemning christianity ffs.. The end, I'm out of this..
#198 to #48 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Excuse me, but fanaticism for Talos does not bring war but shapes the winterland and brings brother nords together.
#139 to #5 - tieze (05/28/2013) [-]
this is even worse on the internet, when someone says "bitch, i am right, get over it..." and then this smiley: ;)
User avatar #176 to #139 - srapture (05/28/2013) [-]
I think I hate the passive-aggressive smileys more than anything... "You're wrong, so shut up. K? "
#183 to #176 - tieze (05/28/2013) [-]
btw. i just imagined people doing these passive-agressive faces in real life while insulting someone. that would be weird.
#180 to #176 - tieze (05/28/2013) [-]
this. those smileys always say: "i have more experience in life, so **** you."
#109 to #5 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I agree with you but I'm listening to Rammstein and oh god the gif with the song   www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjvvtuOKPA
I agree with you but I'm listening to Rammstein and oh god the gif with the song www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjvvtuOKPA
#113 to #109 - greensock (05/28/2013) [-]
I just ******* love you right now..
All the homo in the world
+1
#133 to #109 - johnserrano **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#192 to #187 - chaosnazo (05/28/2013) [-]
She's one of those people who's worsening the world
User avatar #208 to #187 - irvea (05/28/2013) [-]
I managed to watch the first and second one but I can't stand it anymore. Dear god I'm incapable of understanding what is going through her brain.
#201 to #187 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I love being an Theistic Atheist.
I love being an Theistic Atheist.
#1 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/27/2013) [-]
Mfw this 			****		 happens
Mfw this **** happens
#77 to #1 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #81 to #77 - BroadSword (05/28/2013) [-]
From a video where this chick is on the bus abusing and hitting the bus driver, until he gets up and says, going to act like a man, then get hit like a man or something and shoryukens that ghetto booty off his bus
User avatar #91 to #81 - brotify (05/28/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #140 to #91 - opjoopie (05/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzEpTskJG2o

that took about 5 seconds of youtube search.. it's not that hard...
User avatar #141 to #140 - brotify (05/28/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#17 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience with convincing a jesus-freak that humans were animals. She was trying to say people had souls and animals didn't and that's why humans go to heaven. I gently said, "Well technically, humans are animals." And she got extremely angry and defensive and someone else brought up that not everyone believes in evolution. I eventually gave up when I walked her through the kingdoms and explained how we aren't plants, fungus, or bacteria. She wants to be a teacher. Mfw
User avatar #20 to #17 - Edrosty (05/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFjoEgYOgRo

This will infuriate you. I salute those who manage to make it to part 7 of this.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
Would you believe me if I said I've already watched this to the end?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Edrosty (05/28/2013) [-]
I salute sir Richard Dawkins for a patience that surely outdoes anything that any of us could possibly muster. I'd probably have broken down and slaughtered her stupidity.

Dawkins: "Here's the evidence"
Dumb Bitch: "That's an opinion. Show me the evidence."
-eyetwitch-
User avatar #23 to #22 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
I've been in similar situations. I lived with someone like that, although her mother was more open minded. She would say that natural selection happened, but not evolution. The mom would say that evolution was entirely possible, who's to say they didn't take dinosaur eggs on the ark. I mean it was silly, but she still tried to think.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Edrosty (05/28/2013) [-]
I had a dumb bitch at school seriously think that fossils were planted by scientists and the government as part of one bigass conspiracy to make people not believe in religion. Yes, she was Catholic. I said "Yes, they went all around the globe and planted them just to test your faith." She nodded, smiled, and walked away, actually believing I wasn't being sarcastic, despite the -_- look on my face.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
I know the feels dude.
User avatar #56 to #17 - tobiuseaton (05/28/2013) [-]
I believe in god, Jesus, that whole entire thing. I'm not perfect, but I do believe it. I also know that people are, in fact, animals. I swear to you, we're not all that bad.
User avatar #138 to #56 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
No, I know. I'm sorta a christian. I'm agnostic christian; I don't really know but I believe there's a higher power.
User avatar #142 to #138 - wtfduud (05/28/2013) [-]
Then you're not christian.
User avatar #143 to #142 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah I am. Pretty sure I go to a baptist church.
User avatar #210 to #143 - tobiuseaton (05/28/2013) [-]
Well hey man, if you ever wanna talk about your religion or how you feel about it then I'll be more than happy to talk. I also go to a Baptist church. I will tell you now, though, I don't have all the answers.
User avatar #147 to #143 - wtfduud (05/28/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I read that as "I don't believe there is a higher power". Sorry.
User avatar #151 to #147 - kikisu (05/28/2013) [-]
No problems. I don't know, because it's not been proven, but I still believe because what's the harm if I do?
#74 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (05/28/2013) [-]
Wow. I had to do this with a grown ass woman who actually owned snakes and lizards. Her Facebook status was something along the lines of "My heart goes out to all the animals, reptiles and amphibians lost in the tornado." She then argued with a woman who blocked her. Her next facebook status was "I hate it when people argue my intelligence of all living things". I then responded with a lengthy, purely-informational post about why reptiles and amphibians are indeed animals. I ended with my credentials - I am a Biology major. She deleted my posts several times, I kept messaging and commenting the information and she blocked me a couple minutes later.

Pick up one of those ******* "A-Z animals" books meant for three year olds and tell me what they put as letters L and S, you stupid cunt. I didn't say that. **** , I should have said that!
#79 to #74 - jakeattack (05/28/2013) [-]
******* stupid people im sick of it.
#154 to #74 - lastsamurai (05/28/2013) [-]
**lastsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #625 at Pictures of you sexy bastards ** Your face when Lion and snail
#211 to #154 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Theres still T for turtle?
#212 to #211 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
or F for frog since they were talking about amphibians too
#19 - studbeefpile (05/28/2013) [-]
For those of you who don't have this/don't know how to/cant screen cap.
#47 - jaevel (05/28/2013) [-]
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#127 to #47 - honkan (05/28/2013) [-]
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#65 to #47 - waffies (05/28/2013) [-]
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#181 to #65 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Is that Richard Dean Anderson? It looks like him
#209 to #181 - waffies (05/28/2013) [-]
The one and only!
The one and only!
#216 to #209 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
FJ needs more Stargate-related content
#126 - holybatman (05/28/2013) [-]
MFW you're trying to explain something and all they say is "You mad bro" over and over and over.
MFW you're trying to explain something and all they say is "You mad bro" over and over and over.
#104 - notapancake (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #179 to #166 - grundo (05/28/2013) [-]
Did...
Did you know that the guy under you posted the exact same thing?
User avatar #184 to #179 - offodd (05/28/2013) [-]
no and he got the quote wrong
User avatar #185 to #184 - grundo (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah...
#114 - MasterManiac (05/28/2013) [-]
Meanwhile on FunnyJunk if you say anything that is remotely against popular opinion you get thumbed down into oblivion, no matter how well formulated your argument is.
User avatar #123 to #114 - dapape (05/28/2013) [-]
...but the post wasn't about sharing opinions.
User avatar #124 to #123 - MasterManiac (05/28/2013) [-]
The vast majority of arguments I have ever had are to do with opinion rather than disputing a fact, so I think my point is relevant.
User avatar #125 to #114 - guiguito (05/28/2013) [-]
unless you put "i know i'll get thumbed down into oblivion but..."
then they crown you king of FJ, works everytime
User avatar #144 - rifee (05/28/2013) [-]
I had someone insisting that:

- The sun is not a star, it's the sun.
- The things we call "stars" is only a name we use to adress the thousands of planets that are being lit up by the sun
- Something being a consequence of something means it's automatically a negative thing.
#178 to #144 - lemleet (05/28/2013) [-]
i am getting more an more angry
#110 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
So many goddamn stupid 			*****		 in the world! one day I'm gonna snap....
So many goddamn stupid ***** in the world! one day I'm gonna snap....
User avatar #27 - frenzysalem (05/28/2013) [-]
try explaining why homosexuality isn't a choice to dumb ***** in Podunk, Alabama. Or why creationism is the ******* stupidest thing ever. Keep in mind I'm not an atheist.
User avatar #75 to #27 - lateday (05/28/2013) [-]
What if it were a choice!? I mean, it doesn't matter if it is a choice or not, that is not the issue. The issue is we should let them be either way.
User avatar #82 to #75 - RandomAnonGuy (05/28/2013) [-]
I know right? I don't even know how that side of the argument got started. Who gives two ***** whether or not it's a choice, it's still a dick move to hate them for it.
User avatar #213 to #75 - frenzysalem (05/29/2013) [-]
i fully agree that it's stupid but the reason the argument started was because of religious nut-jobs. They call homosexuality a sin so therefore, to them, it's a choice. But once people realize that it isn't a choice (which has been proven) they can no longer say it's their fault. Granted even if people DO find out I still think they'll be treated poorly simply for being different from everybody else.
User avatar #145 to #27 - rifee (05/28/2013) [-]
The sad thing is if you'd let people believe your an ethiest, you would get thumbed down.
People often care more about the type of person commenting, then the actuall comment.
User avatar #16 - dogwars (05/28/2013) [-]
Someone tried to convince me that plants weren't alive. We had an entire argument and almost everyone in the room took his side. I hate people.
User avatar #106 to #16 - darrensankari (05/28/2013) [-]
Then he (and everyone else in that room) probably had a different definition of "alive" than you. Probably something like "it ain't alive if it doesnt move".
Or am I mistaken?
User avatar #215 to #106 - dogwars (05/29/2013) [-]
Their thought process exactly.... Venus Flytraps were the exception.
#112 to #16 - flyslasher (05/28/2013) [-]
You must be **** at arguing then.
#13 - deathbyrevenge (05/28/2013) [-]
Dumbest Argument was someone telling me that water doesn't have a flavor.
#103 to #13 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
But you're not actually tasting the water, you're tasting what's in the water.

Which would be more water.
User avatar #130 to #13 - daentraya (05/28/2013) [-]
Just another delicious property of water.. Not only is it abundant, a great solvent and all that, but it's so wonderfully taste neutral that it's perfect for us. I just love water. Water is a great thing
User avatar #206 to #13 - dgarcia (05/28/2013) [-]
Pigs, dogs and some other animals can taste water, but people cannot - what we taste are the chemicals and impurities in the water.
#207 to #13 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Ever have distilled water? Tastes like absolutely nothing, it's quite weird actually. You get the tactile feedback but no flavor at all.
User avatar #116 to #13 - crazyhindu (05/28/2013) [-]
It doesn't you are tasting whatever is in the water such as minerals.
User avatar #89 to #13 - tealkangaroo (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** are you serious?

pure water is undetectable to human taste or smell, the stuff you drink has minerals and other stuff in it like fluorine, that's what you are tasting
#24 to #13 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Water...water itself doesn't have a flavor... you're tasting the minerals that are in the water that you have acquired.
#193 to #24 - rieskimo (05/28/2013) [-]
War... war never changes.
User avatar #64 to #13 - demicus ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Pure water, just the elemental combination of hydrogen and oxygen, has no flavour and no odor.

Humans don't drink pure water under normal circumstances, however. Most water has impurities, like minerals. This gives the water a flavour/odor.
User avatar #15 to #13 - heartlessrobot (05/28/2013) [-]
But it does. It's water flavored.
User avatar #150 - icameheretotroll (05/28/2013) [-]
"Don't argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
#167 - howuncreativeofme (05/28/2013) [-]
this bitch right here
User avatar #107 - tamper (05/28/2013) [-]
I once tried to explain to someone why people in the southern hemisphere don't fall off the earth. After 45 minutes they just said we'd have to agree to disagree
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