Oh Xbox One!. Source: A post on reddit probably will need to enlarge. TIME TO WATCH SOME QUALITY AND I DON' T EVEN HAVE TO LIFTY FINGER! THIS TRULY IS THE FUTUR Xbox one
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Oh Xbox One!

Oh Xbox One!. Source: A post on reddit probably will need to enlarge. TIME TO WATCH SOME QUALITY AND I DON' T EVEN HAVE TO LIFTY FINGER! THIS TRULY IS THE FUTUR

Source: A post on reddit

probably will need to enlarge

Tags: Xbox | one
TIME TO WATCH
SOME QUALITY
AND I DON' T EVEN HAVE TO LIFTY FINGER! THIS TRULY IS
THE FUTURE OF HOME ENTERTAINMENT!
A OX LAUNCH SPIDER MAN I
UNKNOWN COMMAND: XBOX. ERM, SURE. XBOX ONE,
DID YOU MEAN: xcox ONE? LAUNCH SPIDERPMAN.
we NOT WHAT! aw
THAT A
DIFFERENCE I THINK
YOUR ADVERTISEMENTS WI LL
EGAN SHORTLY
BUT I ALREADY PAID FOR VOD,
WHY ARE THEY FEEDING ME WITH
ADVERTISEMENTS? I
PERSON LEAVING THE ROOM HAS BEEN
J DETECTED. ADVERTISEMENTS HAS BEEN
PAUSED.
1, 5 HOUR OF MOVIE AND 2 HOURS OF ADS LATER
WELL IT WASNT THAT BAD I GUESS, FOR 20 DOLLARS
I COULD WATCH A GOOD MOVIE IN A GLORIOUS
5230 HAS BEEN CHARGED FROM YOUR ACCOUNT.
WHAT THE **** ? I WAS WATCHING
THIS MOVIE ALONE YOU PIECE OF ****
DISPLAYING PEOPLE DETECTED
IN THE ROOM
THANKS MICROSOFT
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#15 - harbingerwolf (05/27/2013) [-]
And this is why everyone will need urban ghillie suits, Kinect will never know...   
   
Although come to think of it, 			****		 getting an xbox one, more funds for a ghillie suit.
And this is why everyone will need urban ghillie suits, Kinect will never know...

Although come to think of it, **** getting an xbox one, more funds for a ghillie suit.
User avatar #97 to #15 - hektoroftroy (05/27/2013) [-]
I work at a summer camp and last summer i had a camper who insisted on bringing and wearing his ghillie suit all day including meals
User avatar #21 to #15 - viscerys (05/27/2013) [-]
I thought you said **** "getting an Xbox One", in a way that insinuated you were not going to buy an urban ghillie suit for the xbox. I'm a tad stupid.
#27 - pappathethird (05/27/2013) [-]
Ha! You've got a XBOX one? I already have the 360!
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#268 to #27 - fullofgoodshitt has deleted their comment [-]
#306 to #268 - obeyweegee (05/28/2013) [-]
MFW reading your comment.
MFW reading your comment.
#274 to #268 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
He posted a pic of Slowpoke. Take the hint.
#38 to #6 - danyrambo (05/27/2013) [-]
What does the little guy say?
What does the little guy say?
#247 to #38 - CaptainKill (05/28/2013) [-]
Dirty unspherical gaming platform peasants.

Here, have a larger version.
#390 to #247 - danyrambo (05/28/2013) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#52 to #19 - kamusioso (05/27/2013) [-]
you stole my thumbs!!
you stole my thumbs!!
#64 to #52 - butterisgood (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Should i delete it?
I'm sorry. Should i delete it?
#68 to #64 - kamusioso (05/27/2013) [-]
It's okay, thanks
It's okay, thanks
User avatar #1 - wellimnotsure (05/27/2013) [-]
While amazingly over the top, the point is valid. well done
User avatar #408 to #1 - anonymouzx (07/05/2013) [-]
lel no
#409 to #1 - gulikanwow (07/07/2013) [-]
sure it is
User avatar #155 to #1 - wellimnotsure (05/27/2013) [-]
were my thoughts really that profound?
User avatar #201 to #155 - rainbowrush (05/28/2013) [-]
You did a good
User avatar #207 to #201 - wellimnotsure (05/28/2013) [-]
I will drown my sorrows in green thumbs
User avatar #187 to #155 - arsyro (05/27/2013) [-]
wellimnotsure
User avatar #192 to #187 - wellimnotsure (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't have any images but image a guy pointing with two index fingers and going "Ayyyy"
User avatar #193 to #192 - wellimnotsure (05/28/2013) [-]
imagine*
#24 - holler (05/27/2013) [-]
well played OP, well played
#288 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey guise

Guise

Guise

Here's an idea guise

Just don't ******* buy one
User avatar #310 to #288 - MysticTomatoe (05/28/2013) [-]
hehe buy one get it? cuz it's xbox one



ill see myself out
#206 - orionthegreat (05/28/2013) [-]
Every time Selena Gomez watches something, she has to pay for three people.   
Thanks Xbox One
Every time Selena Gomez watches something, she has to pay for three people.
Thanks Xbox One
User avatar #265 to #206 - thathorse (05/28/2013) [-]
Shes got the money for it
#44 - crazyolitis (05/27/2013) [-]
Microsoft's FW
Microsoft's FW
#407 to #44 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
pen
#53 - jammingjam (05/27/2013) [-]
I have a Wii U. Very disappointed with all the games out on it right now but I know in the future the titles coming out will justify why I bought this thing. Wii U will rise to the top when the time comes!
I'm ready for my red thumbs and the ********* to come
#153 to #53 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
bayonetta 2 anyone?
User avatar #296 to #53 - jiraiyasannin (05/28/2013) [-]
No red thumbs for you, just a big green thumb.
#337 to #53 - spinaltap (05/28/2013) [-]
yfw you get a bunch of green thumbs instead
yfw you get a bunch of green thumbs instead
#114 to #53 - thatdeafguy (05/27/2013) [-]
**thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at title ** hows the mario bros game?
#256 to #53 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#131 to #53 - irishzombieslayer (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm with you people may laugh at us now saying "Wii U iz gai ***** das gai az hell!" but I agree Wii U we RISE! and us Nintendo fags will be the ones laughing when E3 arrives.

Look how ******* glorious Link looks with the Wii U graphics, people just need to give the Wii U a chance.
User avatar #295 to #131 - roguetrooper (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm expecting the console sellers to arrive autumn/winter this year. Can't wait for E3, will be strange with nintendo not having a conference, but I hope they prove me wrong and it's not just Iwata feeding us 3DS titles in Engrish. I've had a Wii U since launch and it's been gathering dust ever since. I NEED WII U GAMES.
User avatar #394 to #295 - irishzombieslayer (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm the same I have my Wii U since christmas and the only games I have are Batman arkham city armored edition, ZombiU, mario bros U and Avengers: battle for earth

I hope a new Zelda. super smash bros and Mario kart get announced soon
User avatar #398 to #394 - roguetrooper (05/28/2013) [-]
well, theres the wind waker hd remake that I'm excited about since I never played the original, then I imagine the new zelda game will be released late next year, I'm also excited for the new smash bros, 3D mario game, and Retrostudios new project (the people that make the metroid prime games). It'll be interesting to see what 3rd party games will be announced at E3.
User avatar #399 to #398 - irishzombieslayer (05/28/2013) [-]
We'll just have to wait and see. Microsoft and Sony can go **** themselves with the Xbox one and ps4
User avatar #400 to #399 - roguetrooper (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm slightly interested in ps4, but jesus, the xbox one...
User avatar #401 to #400 - irishzombieslayer (05/28/2013) [-]
and the 360 was doing so well.....
User avatar #402 to #401 - roguetrooper (05/28/2013) [-]
they did everything wrong, but you know what? If at E3 they say "you know that console we showed? yeah, that was a joke, here's the real Xbox infinity!" and it's awesome. I doubt it, though.
User avatar #95 to #53 - imaan (05/27/2013) [-]
Need for speed, monster hunter and ninja gaiden is keeping me occupied very nicely. Also super metroid for 30 cents? **** YEAH!
User avatar #141 to #53 - bighairyfart (05/27/2013) [-]
Glorious Nintendo master race.
User avatar #56 to #53 - KyoFanGirl (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for Pikmin 3, I love my Wii :3
User avatar #69 to #56 - jammingjam (05/27/2013) [-]
Pikmin 3, new SSB, Mario Kart, another Mario game, LoZ Wind Waker, the new Zelda, my hopes are high!
#70 to #69 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Try the monster hunter 3U demo. really good game if you want something the requiers you to think
User avatar #94 to #69 - KyoFanGirl (05/27/2013) [-]
Wind Waker and SSB are going to be briliant!
#86 to #53 - raidenkanya (05/27/2013) [-]
Wind Waker HD... I...
Wind Waker HD... I...
User avatar #366 to #86 - Nintendokami (05/28/2013) [-]
I know that's what I'm effin' waiting for..
#311 - Ranpu Dentro (05/28/2013) [-]
Me: XBox One, play Spider-Man
XBox One: Movie cost $20 per person, 0 People detected, your card will be charged $0.
Me: Best. Mask. Ever.
#2 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
HARR-HARR I WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM! ALL GLORY TO THE PIRATES!!!
#45 to #2 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Does anybody know a good site that works in the UK where you can pirate games?
#165 to #2 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
You're the reason why gaming sucks now.
#244 to #165 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
youre the reason why i pirate
User avatar #191 to #165 - thewaronbeingcool (05/28/2013) [-]
That's ******** and you're an idiot for thinking so.

Piracy has little to no effect on game sales (some studies suggest that it actually helps). It's just a scapegoat used by publishers to get away with ******** business practices.

It was video game rentals in the 90's, now it's used games and piracy.
#22 to #3 - straightbusta (05/27/2013) [-]
YOU ARE A PIE-RAT!
User avatar #23 - contradiction (05/27/2013) [-]
i still love how everyone is complaining how the Xbox looks like a Box.
#101 - cjfj (05/27/2013) [-]
I've been a bit of an Xbox fanboy the entirety of this console generation. But, given the recent announcements, news, and rumors about the Xbox One, I jumped off their bandwagon. It's absolutely disgusting what they've done and what they're talking about doing with this console.

And not just them - I don't know why companies like Ubisoft, EA, Apple, Zynga, etc. have gotten so ******* ridiculous with their DRM, microtransactions, free-to-play systems, and terribly short production cycles. It really is time we stopped conforming to this ********* . Normally I read posts like this and just ignore them, but at this point - I'm all for boycotting every one of the mother ******* and their products.

Don't just boycott the Xbox One. Boycott Ubisoft so they stop ******** out 1 (or more!) Assassin's Creeds' a year. Boycott Apple so we stop getting ******************** hardware released every 6 months for outrageous prices. Boycott all those stupid ******* Facebook games, and quit feeding them with microtransactions. If we keep following right along with this current trend, it will only get worse. Personally, I don't feel like double, tripling, or even quadrupling my annual budget for video games / electronic entertainment.

Unfortunately, I won't be supporting Sony this generation either. Mostly because of the level of douchebaggery of the Sony fanboys. "Hurrr Xbox: One, PlayStation: Four". Plus, I just joined the glorious PC master race this weekend.
User avatar #251 to #101 - thediablo (05/28/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up because what you said about sony fanboys, they are the worst
User avatar #316 to #101 - newforomador (05/28/2013) [-]
What is your computer and how much did it cost. I'm looking for one right now that can at least play games that somewhat require good processing.
User avatar #395 to #316 - cjfj (05/28/2013) [-]
It ran me approximately 1,500 - 1,400 after MFR rebates. Quite a few components on sale, so normal retail would be around 1,700 or so. But that also includes things like a monitor, OS, and warranty on the GPU.
What kind of budget do you have? This is my first gaming PC build, but have done quite a bit of upgrading a building in the past, not to mention I learned a TON building this one. I could gladly toss you some information to help. As for the specs of the one I just built (or, am about to as soon as I get the parts):
Case - CoolerMaster Storm Enforcer black /w red LED
CPU - AMD FX-8350 4.0GHz (4.2 Turbo) 8-core
Storage - Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD
Western Digital 1TB 7200RPM SATA III HDD
MOBO - Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3
GPU - Gigabyte GTX 680 2GB GDDR5 (OC'd out of the box)
RAM - G.Skill 16GB (2x8) DDR3 2133
PSU - OCZ 650W full-modular
OD - ASUS 24x DVD burner (OEM, got it for 15$)
OS - Win 7 Pro 64-bit

Non-essentials
Monitor - ASUS white 23'' 1ms HDMI LED Backlight (Got this guy for 100$, couldn't pass it up)
Some thermal paste, just in case.
A pair of 120mm red case fans (won't be using most of the drive bays anyways)
Kaspersky 1-year, 3-PC (Because it was free. Why not??)
And I will be getting a water cooler shortly after I build it, along with some extra rope LED's if I want a little more glow to the case. (It has a see-through side panel).

This thing should be a beast for the next 5+ years, after which it does have a ton of room for expansion.



#340 to #101 - wagastragas (05/28/2013) [-]
out of the xbox bandwagon, into the hate xbox bandwagon
User avatar #113 to #101 - tomnash (05/27/2013) [-]
1 word my friend. Money.
Just a bunch of typical corporate assholes who don't give a **** about the loyal fans and want to find every way of milking every last bit of money out of their product.

Absolutely ******* disgraceful
#276 - kratosalza (05/28/2013) [-]
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#84 - Garude (05/27/2013) [-]
not like I can afford it anyway.
#29 - mvtjets ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
If this Kinect thing is actually true, then couldn't I perhaps just put a piece of tape on the Kinect's sensors?
If this Kinect thing is actually true, then couldn't I perhaps just put a piece of tape on the Kinect's sensors?
#152 to #29 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
it will probably self destruct
#280 to #29 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
nice gif bro>i love uberhaxornova
#284 to #280 - mvtjets ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
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#363 to #29 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
No people detected in the room cannot display media
User avatar #30 to #29 - raynagrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
not when you are the controller, sure it has the hand held one, but with all the focus on the kinect, who knows how much they will really allow the controller to do in the menus
#35 to #30 - mvtjets ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Well 			****		.
Well **** .
User avatar #57 to #35 - taintedangel (05/27/2013) [-]
It also reads your face to log you in to your account.
User avatar #31 to #29 - nerdicorn (05/27/2013) [-]
It will shut it off -__-
#219 - heisenberger (05/28/2013) [-]
It was foretold that one of you would betray me my apostles. But it turns out that we are all traitors. Traitors to technology!
It was foretold that one of you would betray me my apostles. But it turns out that we are all traitors. Traitors to technology!
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