Can't think of a title.. . How can you hide being high when you' re with pepple'? I' m always high. avengers Smoking
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#8 - maysonlee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 to #8 - lordmoldywart (05/27/2013) [-]
"Guys, I'm bringing my body to you."
User avatar #22 to #11 - Ottovan (05/28/2013) [-]
******* internet......
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#24 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** , he's reached the 12th level
#36 to #24 - bigassballs (05/28/2013) [-]
No matter how much I smoke (according to the chart) I can never go past "the high" stage. I've smoked 5 bones on my own, pure lemon and yet, I always stop at "high" but my friend will smoke one bone and he'll reach "andromeda" like wtf, why can't I get MORE HIGH? I need a solution, if I can't find one, I'll just stop smoking and stick with easily gained effects of alcohol :p
User avatar #37 to #36 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
Try not smoking for awhile. I had to give it up for 6 months because of a job. The first time I got high since then, I took one rip from a bong, and damn. I got to the baked stage. I stayed there for awhile and once I noticed I began to come down, I hit it a couple more times. I hit andromeda stage and went and got cheese burgers.
#39 to #37 - bigassballs (05/28/2013) [-]
Before smoking yesterday, I didn't smoke for a year. I still get the same results every time. I guess my mind, body, and soul...just weren't meant to be with kush. A sad realization...
User avatar #40 to #39 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
maybe you're smoking the wrong stuff
User avatar #41 to #40 - bigassballs (05/28/2013) [-]
I've tried many different types of weed, lemon, blue dream, afghan, etc. and each time I do it with my bros and yet I'm the only one who doesn't seem to get as high as them although I smoke the most.
User avatar #43 to #41 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
Maybe it's not destined to be then. Or you haven't found your weed soulmate
User avatar #44 to #43 - bigassballs (05/28/2013) [-]
Maybe one day. But hey, thanks for the chat. Go out there and take a pull for me.
User avatar #46 to #44 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
I just bought a new bong, so I will.
#50 to #41 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
People love to overact when high/drunk.
#68 to #36 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
i think you have to smoke regularly and reach the "extreme paranoia/dizziness/vomiting/not-wanting-to-smoke-ever-again" stage, and next time accept that stage, then you can get past simply high. iv been somewhere between gone and andromeda before lol (last night), you just lay there staring at the black tv with ur mouth slightly open and not realize your not watching anything. it feels like u stayed up for 3 days straight and layed ontop a cloud thats at like the perfect temperature and never overheating, feels amazing bro, try not to fall asleep bro lol
User avatar #19 - wherethawhitewomen (05/28/2013) [-]
Visine and good acting.
#18 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/28/2013) [-]
You're not the only green guy who's always high...
User avatar #21 to #18 - Ottovan (05/28/2013) [-]
Dude...


I've seen a lot.... A LOT of **** on the internet....



But that is hands down one of the top 5 most disturbing pictures I have ever seen.
User avatar #51 to #35 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
cheated

I must know what you said!!
#53 to #51 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
cheated
WHY?!
#55 to #53 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
Hahahha no you didn't faggot
cheated
#56 to #55 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
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#57 to #56 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
congrats
congrats
#58 to #57 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
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#60 to #59 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
You did not talk to a user named cheated. You will not do drugs. You will stay in school and live the rest of your life to the fullest and accomplish much.   
   
   
And there's not a monster under your bed. So don't check and it will leave you alone.
You did not talk to a user named cheated. You will not do drugs. You will stay in school and live the rest of your life to the fullest and accomplish much.


And there's not a monster under your bed. So don't check and it will leave you alone.
#61 to #60 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
What am I doing here?
What am I doing here?
#62 to #61 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
You were just about to get off the internet, get some nice sleep, and join the gym tomorrow. You will get back on this website, but you will not stay on for more than a few hours a day. You will continue going to the gym and get ripped. like me   
   
You will then continue your life and 			****		 bitches often while adjusting your monocle and sipping tea.
You were just about to get off the internet, get some nice sleep, and join the gym tomorrow. You will get back on this website, but you will not stay on for more than a few hours a day. You will continue going to the gym and get ripped. like me

You will then continue your life and **** bitches often while adjusting your monocle and sipping tea.
#63 to #62 - alhemicar (05/28/2013) [-]
I suddenly have a strange motivation to start going to the gym   
   
And I feel like I should bid someone farewell, but that makes no sense since I'm alone in this thread.
I suddenly have a strange motivation to start going to the gym

And I feel like I should bid someone farewell, but that makes no sense since I'm alone in this thread.
#64 to #63 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
ON THE DOUBLE.
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User avatar #38 to #21 - plutobr (05/28/2013) [-]
Post the other 4
#47 to #21 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** it's Ottovan.


#42 to #21 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Seriously...? Top 5? Come on, man.
User avatar #15 - iamconbon (05/27/2013) [-]
you could just smoke so much you always smell and your parents jus think you're autistic with a binge eating disorder and have red eyes because no one likes you.
#16 - tefuck (05/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - italianfrosttroll (05/27/2013) [-]
Or you can smoke so much weed that your eyes don't go as bloodshot and you can control yourself...
#23 to #5 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #23 - italianfrosttroll (05/28/2013) [-]
Uhmm. Whaaat what?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thecjism (05/28/2013) [-]
That's the face I make when people ask me questions in the middle of a good bong rip.
#3 - ussioc (05/27/2013) [-]
You can get eye drops which stops your eyes from being bloodshot red, the rest is up to you and not acting like a complete tard when you're around people you don't want to know such as parents.
User avatar #17 to #3 - benthererapedthat (05/27/2013) [-]
True, my friend and I have always prided ourselves on our ability to clean up when needed. That's not to say there are those times when you are so incredibly baked that it's an enormous challenge. Even experienced smokers have those days...
User avatar #4 to #3 - lolfire (05/27/2013) [-]
Or just say you've been swimming.

Chlorine affects your eyes, so redness - check
Swimming is intense exercise, so munchies - check
Exercise causes fatigue, so motor discoordination - check

Pretty much the best excuse. Just remember to use something to cover the smell.
User avatar #6 to #4 - Zeigh ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
If you actually go swimming after you smoke up you'll have a fun time chilling in the water and the chlorine will cover the smell.
#65 to #4 - ussioc (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah but what about when you just sit there giggling to yourself or puking up. Beginners have it hard..
#66 to #65 - lolfire (05/28/2013) [-]
They need to learn how to handle their 			****		.
They need to learn how to handle their **** .
#67 to #66 - ussioc (05/28/2013) [-]
lol remember back when I used to blaze, there was about 6 of us. There used to be others who claimed to 'chong' but one session with us and they always puked or pulled a whitey. One lost his **** when we said cops, he ran a little, heard a helicopter, we said its cops, did like a little ballerina twirl and dropped to the floor, he was a fat cunt too so was hard getting him up. Second we blazed, sat in car blasting tunes and feeling the bass, next thing you know he gets out the car walks a little, does sick, walks a little more, does sick, walk a little more, does sick again. Funny times.... We used to have this guy out of the 6 of us which we made him do some stupid **** so we always had a laugh...
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#30 - adamjesus (05/28/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #2138790 at Friendly **my face when high
User avatar #7 - roodypoohero (05/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just not smoke when you're with friends and family, or school for that matter. It's honestly very sad if you need to be high 24/7.
#9 to #7 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Well it's not like I plan it that way, you'll just be chillin' with friends then all of sudden you get a call and you're ****** .
#25 to #7 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
dont you mean 24/8
#10 - Neodude (05/27/2013) [-]
I have a question. Do those who smoke weed not realize that no matter how hard they hide it, they smell like weed for hours on end? I always thought it was funny when someone denied being high while simultaneously smelling like they had a ******* plant under their shirt.
#12 to #10 - volcanicxlegend (05/27/2013) [-]
all you have to have is deodorent in the form of spray and eye drops
#13 to #12 - Neodude (05/27/2013) [-]
Now..it may just be me, but I've gone to school with someone that doe that, and they still smelt like weed, it just had a that ****** aerosol tinge mixed in.
#20 to #13 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Or they could use a vaporizer.
User avatar #14 to #13 - stunning (05/27/2013) [-]
Maybe if they were smoking in a car or something. Usually smoking outside like by a creek afterwards wouldn't make u smell much, mostly on your hands though
#34 - falloutreaper (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - bananaboob (05/28/2013) [-]
twitch.tv/mikelangren my friend is playing Dark Souls. He is punishing himself for every death. IF he gets to 50 views he will strip off one piece of clothing per death till he gets to his boxers. After the boxers for every death he will put binder clips all over his body. SPREAD THE LINK AND GET HIM THOSE VIEWS!
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User avatar #26 - Gerex (05/28/2013) [-]

I used to put Visene in just one eye and people didn't ask if I was high they ask whats wrong with your eye? Truth " Ah, I got a little smoke in it ," rube it a little.
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