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New Zealand. Not mine ,found on the interwebs. THE THIN; about living in New Zealand Facebook doesn' t like us... facebook Facebook helps you connect and share

Not mine ,found on the interwebs

THE THIN;
about living in
New Zealand
Facebook doesn' t like us...
facebook
Facebook helps you connect and share with
the people in your life.
Everyone thinks New Zealand looks like this
When really it looks Ike this...
And this...
And this...
its hard to get anything done with so much freedom...
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#1 - mudkipfucker
Reply +115
(05/26/2013) [-]
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I always though of New Zealand as a nicer Australia

Having never been there I wouldn't know for sure
#3 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
have you been to australia?
#4 to #3 - mudkipfucker
Reply +5
(05/27/2013) [-]
Not yet, but it seems like a nice place from what I've read
#11 to #4 - Menko
Reply +7
(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure it is nice... If you survive all of the DEADLY BEAST ANIMALS coming to kill you everywhere, that is.

Australia is like New Zealand's crazy dangerous older brother.
#78 to #1 - arktorious
Reply +1
(05/27/2013) [-]
Is it true, that NZ has practically no dangerous animals? Like no poisonous insects or snakes and no man eating beasts, such as lions etc?
#111 to #78 - brayburn
Reply 0
(05/28/2013) [-]
Used to have giant eagles here with 5 meter wing spans, but they died out after the moas did 500 years ago.

Oh and white tail spiders, if you're unlucky a bite from them can make your flesh rot.
#104 to #78 - sacker
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
We have a katipo spider. Supposedly more dangerous than a Black Widow.
#105 to #104 - sacker
Reply +1
(05/27/2013) [-]
Oh, and South Aucklanders.
#80 to #78 - mudkipfucker
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Other than in zoos, all animals are safe
#81 to #80 - arktorious
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
No wolves, bears, huge wasps, cougars, nothing?
#83 to #81 - mudkipfucker
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Nope Ok, some spiders have been introduced accidently

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#84 to #83 - arktorious
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Wow, I so wanna go there. thank you kind sir for answering my questions. :3
#115 to #84 - anon
Reply 0
(05/31/2013) [-]
don't forget 4 of the worlds top 5 most toxic snakes live in Australia.
#7 - cryojoker
Reply +103
(05/27/2013) [-]
#13 - uzerc
Reply +36
(05/27/2013) [-]
I thought "moas are actually animals?!?", typed it into my address bar and instantly pressed enter.
You need to login to view this link came up.
#40 to #13 - davve
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Uzerc, haven't seen you in ages.
#57 to #40 - uzerc
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Hey
#59 to #57 - davve
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
How has your youtube career been going since they terminated your acc?

<-mfw youtube copyright nazis
#63 to #59 - uzerc
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Stopped making videos and started to get less views, but I got partnership and can now get a free beer every month.
#66 to #63 - davve
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
I got 10k subs from some crappy flash animations I made last year that went viral, now I make $50-70 off them every month. Not even mad
#67 to #66 - uzerc
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#70 to #67 - davve
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcn1Q9fWahM
If you're interested. Not my voice, though I wish it was
#72 to #70 - uzerc
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Seen them all.
#41 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Weirdest boner
#47 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
Damnit mate I was expectin something like putin on the ritz not that!
#95 to #13 - bighairyfart
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm in a room with people, is this safe to click?
#45 to #13 - luciferspianist
Reply +3
(05/27/2013) [-]
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
#14 - TheGabba
Reply +7
(05/27/2013) [-]
I was in traveling in New Zealand last year and almost got arrested for having a beer on the beach. Either the laws of public drinking have been changed, or that cop was a complete prick.
#17 to #14 - angelusprimus
Reply +20
(05/27/2013) [-]
Alcohol is not legal on the beach, because dumb ass tourists kept drowning.
#12 - pidgeon
Reply +18
(05/27/2013) [-]
#86 to #12 - fecal
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
With guns?
#10 - frohling
Reply +16
(05/27/2013) [-]
but at least you invented Hiphop
#37 to #10 - foxxywithpaws
Reply +2
(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm the... Hiphopopotamus,
My lyrics are bottomless...
*insert silence*
#26 - yourcontentsucks
Reply +15
(05/27/2013) [-]
WTF
#30 to #26 - taintedangel
Reply +6
(05/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like that guy knows how to par-tay.
#5 - stonedassasian
Reply +14
(05/27/2013) [-]
HOORAH, proud to be a New Zealander
#62 - hairydickfarts
Reply +13
(05/27/2013) [-]
this ************ is no ordinary ************
#99 to #62 - anon
Reply 0
(05/27/2013) [-]
>off the coast of australia

all new zealanders now hate you
#89 to #62 - electrozz
Reply +4
(05/27/2013) [-]
#29 - notannonymous
Reply +8
(05/27/2013) [-]
South Amerifag here, I feel you bro
#35 to #29 - bronybox
Reply +3
(05/27/2013) [-]
You know, it kind of sucks when it's 110F or 43.5C in other terms.
You go outside and it feels like you developed asthma because breathing in air drys up your mouth and throat while the rest of your body feels like your sitting fully clothed in a sauna.

(Source: Somewhere in the Mojave Desert)