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New Zealand. Not mine ,found on the interwebs. THE THIN; about living in New Zealand Facebook doesn' t like us... facebook Facebook helps you connect and share

Not mine ,found on the interwebs

THE THIN;
about living in
New Zealand
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Facebook helps you connect and share with
the people in your life.
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And this...
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its hard to get anything done with so much freedom...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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(05/26/2013) [-]
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I always though of New Zealand as a nicer Australia

Having never been there I wouldn't know for sure
#3 to #1 - anon id: 88153413
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
have you been to australia?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mudkipfucker
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Not yet, but it seems like a nice place from what I've read
User avatar #11 to #4 - Menko
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure it is nice... If you survive all of the DEADLY BEAST ANIMALS coming to kill you everywhere, that is.

Australia is like New Zealand's crazy dangerous older brother.
User avatar #78 to #1 - arktorious
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Is it true, that NZ has practically no dangerous animals? Like no poisonous insects or snakes and no man eating beasts, such as lions etc?
User avatar #111 to #78 - brayburn
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(05/28/2013) [-]
Used to have giant eagles here with 5 meter wing spans, but they died out after the moas did 500 years ago.

Oh and white tail spiders, if you're unlucky a bite from them can make your flesh rot.
User avatar #104 to #78 - sacker
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(05/27/2013) [-]
We have a katipo spider. Supposedly more dangerous than a Black Widow.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sacker
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
Oh, and South Aucklanders.
User avatar #80 to #78 - mudkipfucker
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Other than in zoos, all animals are safe
User avatar #81 to #80 - arktorious
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(05/27/2013) [-]
No wolves, bears, huge wasps, cougars, nothing?
User avatar #83 to #81 - mudkipfucker
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Nope Ok, some spiders have been introduced accidently

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User avatar #84 to #83 - arktorious
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Wow, I so wanna go there. thank you kind sir for answering my questions. :3
#115 to #84 - anon id: bddd4a18
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(05/31/2013) [-]
don't forget 4 of the worlds top 5 most toxic snakes live in Australia.
#7 - cryojoker
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(05/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - uzerc
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
I thought "moas are actually animals?!?", typed it into my address bar and instantly pressed enter.
You need to login to view this link came up.
User avatar #40 to #13 - davve
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Uzerc, haven't seen you in ages.
User avatar #57 to #40 - uzerc
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Hey
#59 to #57 - davve
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(05/27/2013) [-]
How has your youtube career been going since they terminated your acc?

<-mfw youtube copyright nazis
User avatar #63 to #59 - uzerc
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Stopped making videos and started to get less views, but I got partnership and can now get a free beer every month.
User avatar #66 to #63 - davve
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I got 10k subs from some crappy flash animations I made last year that went viral, now I make $50-70 off them every month. Not even mad
User avatar #67 to #66 - uzerc
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #70 to #67 - davve
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(05/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcn1Q9fWahM
If you're interested. Not my voice, though I wish it was
User avatar #72 to #70 - uzerc
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Seen them all.
#41 to #13 - anon id: 9e01bea2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
Weirdest boner
#47 to #13 - anon id: 9fc78b8b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
Damnit mate I was expectin something like putin on the ritz not that!
User avatar #95 to #13 - bighairyfart
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm in a room with people, is this safe to click?
#45 to #13 - luciferspianist
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
User avatar #14 - TheGabba
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
I was in traveling in New Zealand last year and almost got arrested for having a beer on the beach. Either the laws of public drinking have been changed, or that cop was a complete prick.
User avatar #17 to #14 - angelusprimus
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
Alcohol is not legal on the beach, because dumb ass tourists kept drowning.
#12 - pidgeon
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
#86 to #12 - fecal
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(05/27/2013) [-]
With guns?
#10 - frohling
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
but at least you invented Hiphop
User avatar #37 to #10 - foxxywithpaws
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
I'm the... Hiphopopotamus,
My lyrics are bottomless...
*insert silence*
#26 - yourcontentsucks
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
WTF
User avatar #30 to #26 - taintedangel
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like that guy knows how to par-tay.
#5 - stonedassasian
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
HOORAH, proud to be a New Zealander
#62 - hairydickfarts
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
this ************ is no ordinary ************
#99 to #62 - anon id: de680ed9
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(05/27/2013) [-]
>off the coast of australia

all new zealanders now hate you
#89 to #62 - electrozz
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(05/27/2013) [-]
#29 - notannonymous
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
South Amerifag here, I feel you bro
User avatar #35 to #29 - bronybox
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(05/27/2013) [-]
You know, it kind of sucks when it's 110F or 43.5C in other terms.
You go outside and it feels like you developed asthma because breathing in air drys up your mouth and throat while the rest of your body feels like your sitting fully clothed in a sauna.

(Source: Somewhere in the Mojave Desert)