New Zealand. Not mine ,found on the interwebs. THE THIN; about living in New Zealand Facebook doesn' t like us... facebook Facebook helps you connect and share
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New Zealand

 
New Zealand. Not mine ,found on the interwebs. THE THIN; about living in New Zealand Facebook doesn' t like us... facebook Facebook helps you connect and share

Not mine ,found on the interwebs

THE THIN;
about living in
New Zealand
Facebook doesn' t like us...
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Facebook helps you connect and share with
the people in your life.
Everyone thinks New Zealand looks like this
When really it looks Ike this...
And this...
And this...
its hard to get anything done with so much freedom...
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User avatar #13 - uzerc (05/27/2013) [-]
I thought "moas are actually animals?!?", typed it into my address bar and instantly pressed enter.
You need to login to view this link came up.
User avatar #40 to #13 - davve (05/27/2013) [-]
Uzerc, haven't seen you in ages.
User avatar #57 to #40 - uzerc (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey
#59 to #57 - davve (05/27/2013) [-]
How has your youtube career been going since they terminated your acc?

<-mfw youtube copyright nazis
User avatar #63 to #59 - uzerc (05/27/2013) [-]
Stopped making videos and started to get less views, but I got partnership and can now get a free beer every month.
User avatar #66 to #63 - davve (05/27/2013) [-]
I got 10k subs from some crappy flash animations I made last year that went viral, now I make $50-70 off them every month. Not even mad
User avatar #67 to #66 - uzerc (05/27/2013) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #70 to #67 - davve (05/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcn1Q9fWahM
If you're interested. Not my voice, though I wish it was
User avatar #72 to #70 - uzerc (05/27/2013) [-]
Seen them all.
#41 to #13 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Weirdest boner
#47 to #13 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Damnit mate I was expectin something like putin on the ritz not that!
User avatar #95 to #13 - bighairyfart (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm in a room with people, is this safe to click?
#45 to #13 - luciferspianist (05/27/2013) [-]
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
clicked the link, quickly closed it...then clicked it again...it's been 10 minutes and I regret nothing
#86 to #12 - fecal (05/27/2013) [-]
With guns?
#1 - mudkipfucker (05/26/2013) [-]
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I always though of New Zealand as a nicer Australia

Having never been there I wouldn't know for sure
User avatar #78 to #1 - arktorious (05/27/2013) [-]
Is it true, that NZ has practically no dangerous animals? Like no poisonous insects or snakes and no man eating beasts, such as lions etc?
User avatar #80 to #78 - mudkipfucker (05/27/2013) [-]
Other than in zoos, all animals are safe
User avatar #81 to #80 - arktorious (05/27/2013) [-]
No wolves, bears, huge wasps, cougars, nothing?
User avatar #83 to #81 - mudkipfucker (05/27/2013) [-]
Nope Ok, some spiders have been introduced accidently

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User avatar #84 to #83 - arktorious (05/27/2013) [-]
Wow, I so wanna go there. thank you kind sir for answering my questions. :3
#115 to #84 - anon (05/31/2013) [-]
don't forget 4 of the worlds top 5 most toxic snakes live in Australia.
User avatar #111 to #78 - brayburn (05/28/2013) [-]
Used to have giant eagles here with 5 meter wing spans, but they died out after the moas did 500 years ago.

Oh and white tail spiders, if you're unlucky a bite from them can make your flesh rot.
#104 to #78 - sacker (05/27/2013) [-]
We have a katipo spider. Supposedly more dangerous than a Black Widow.
#105 to #104 - sacker (05/27/2013) [-]
Oh, and South Aucklanders.
#3 to #1 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
have you been to australia?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mudkipfucker (05/27/2013) [-]
Not yet, but it seems like a nice place from what I've read
User avatar #11 to #4 - Menko (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure it is nice... If you survive all of the DEADLY BEAST ANIMALS coming to kill you everywhere, that is.

Australia is like New Zealand's crazy dangerous older brother.
User avatar #30 to #26 - taintedangel (05/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like that guy knows how to par-tay.
#62 - hairydickfarts (05/27/2013) [-]
this ************ is no ordinary ************
#99 to #62 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
>off the coast of australia

all new zealanders now hate you
#29 - notannonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
South Amerifag here, I feel you bro
User avatar #35 to #29 - bronybox (05/27/2013) [-]
You know, it kind of sucks when it's 110F or 43.5C in other terms.
You go outside and it feels like you developed asthma because breathing in air drys up your mouth and throat while the rest of your body feels like your sitting fully clothed in a sauna.

(Source: Somewhere in the Mojave Desert)
User avatar #14 - TheGabba (05/27/2013) [-]
I was in traveling in New Zealand last year and almost got arrested for having a beer on the beach. Either the laws of public drinking have been changed, or that cop was a complete prick.
#17 to #14 - angelusprimus (05/27/2013) [-]
Alcohol is not legal on the beach, because dumb ass tourists kept drowning.
#5 - stonedassasian (05/27/2013) [-]
HOORAH, proud to be a New Zealander
#73 - hairydickfarts (05/27/2013) [-]
lol cant believe I actually found this
#10 - frohling (05/27/2013) [-]
but at least you invented Hiphop
User avatar #37 to #10 - foxxywithpaws (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm the... Hiphopopotamus,
My lyrics are bottomless...
*insert silence*
#76 - zortaz (05/27/2013) [-]
my kiwi didn't answer my question
#16 - willcutting (05/27/2013) [-]
I hate you funnyjunkers, at first I wanted to leave in Australia, then you show me how almost everything wants to kill you there, and I'm 			*******		 phobic of spiders DAMN ! Well, I tought, why not New Zeland it looks cool, and now you're telling me it sucks...   
   
I think I'll go in Australia and New-Zeland anyway.
I hate you funnyjunkers, at first I wanted to leave in Australia, then you show me how almost everything wants to kill you there, and I'm ******* phobic of spiders DAMN ! Well, I tought, why not New Zeland it looks cool, and now you're telling me it sucks...

I think I'll go in Australia and New-Zeland anyway.
#42 to #16 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Na bro come to NZ during the summer it's sick as, **** aussie.
#77 to #42 - willcutting (05/27/2013) [-]
There is a kind of exchange between France and some countries (yeah I'm french it sucks) which is called Working Hollidays : You can spend a year in a country and working there. There is 3 countries I'd like to live in : New-Zeland, Australia and Canada, just because I want to live in an English speaking country later (I rather like the way of life in those countries.) and I'll try them all (also I'd like to try the USA but there is no exchange like that). So yeah I'll come.
There is a kind of exchange between France and some countries (yeah I'm french it sucks) which is called Working Hollidays : You can spend a year in a country and working there. There is 3 countries I'd like to live in : New-Zeland, Australia and Canada, just because I want to live in an English speaking country later (I rather like the way of life in those countries.) and I'll try them all (also I'd like to try the USA but there is no exchange like that). So yeah I'll come.
#27 - infinitereaper (05/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like paradise.
User avatar #74 - thumbeater (05/27/2013) [-]
NewZealand is like our little sister that nobody really cared about (apart from us) until about half way through the 20th century, then bloomed into a graceful and lovely young lady and we're so proud.
User avatar #52 - bigsteamingpile (05/27/2013) [-]
This guy just described all of the US but condensed it to two small islands off the coast of Australia.
User avatar #54 to #52 - ghosttrainhaze (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm not even going to begin listing all of the things that are wrong with your statement.
User avatar #55 to #54 - bigsteamingpile (05/27/2013) [-]
List them and I promise I have an explanation for anything you think is wrong.
User avatar #90 - odonnell (05/27/2013) [-]
Drinking in public is a stupid law, especially in Scotland. No-body pays attention to it, people get fined, then on the way back from paying their fine, they stop in and buy some more alcohol to drink on the way home.
User avatar #75 - secretdestroyers (05/27/2013) [-]
I live in Palmerston North, which (for those of you who don't know) is in the "Flood's Bay" area on this map.

Yeah, this comp is pretty damned accurate.
User avatar #88 to #75 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [-]
MANAWATUUUUUUU
User avatar #91 to #88 - secretdestroyers (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, right? There's so much to do here including bars and..........


Oh, yeah, and there's a spot with a big chess board where the pieces are about as big as small children.
User avatar #93 to #91 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [-]
i live in wanganui (unfortunately) all we've got is rest homes and......a prison.
User avatar #96 to #93 - secretdestroyers (05/27/2013) [-]
Eh, go see if you can bust some people out, I bet that should make things more interesting!
#103 to #96 - sacker (05/27/2013) [-]
Quakeville (Christchurch) resident here. Sure has been a hard place to live, especially with all the Young Skuxx Klik members shuffling outside the doors of Westfield. All I wanna do is go to Hoyts, but no....."'Gis a dolla g. Don't be a stink cunt oi!"
#100 to #96 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [-]
release a bunch of dangerous convicts into a town with one of the highest percentages of senior citizens in the country? THAT'S GENIUS.
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