ljlofjaweieril. not made by me.. meaning Em am lil You cant save Em now!. I guess he sorta popped the question.. right?
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#11 - drturkleton (05/26/2013) [-]
I guess he sorta popped the question.. right?
#69 to #11 - walkerjam (05/27/2013) [-]
Kelso is new Carlos?
Kelso is new Carlos?
#71 to #70 - drturkleton (05/27/2013) [-]
I always hated Carlos and Kelso makes the same kind of jokes in Scrubs
I always hated Carlos and Kelso makes the same kind of jokes in Scrubs
User avatar #1 - darkfuzion (05/26/2013) [-]
Quick, change the tite wile you can!
User avatar #2 to #1 - wieseldiesel (05/26/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - darkfuzion (05/26/2013) [-]
You put how the comic ends in the title.
User avatar #4 to #3 - wieseldiesel (05/26/2013) [-]
oh **** ok
User avatar #5 to #4 - darkfuzion (05/26/2013) [-]
Hah! I love what you changed it to.
#10 to #5 - mondprinzessin (05/26/2013) [-]
that title
that title
#99 to #10 - tehbawz (05/27/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT BEFORE?
WHAT WAS IT BEFORE?
User avatar #100 to #99 - darkfuzion (05/27/2013) [-]
None shall know! HAHAHAHAH

But seriously, why am I getting so many thumbs?
#101 to #100 - tehbawz (05/27/2013) [-]
Tell me if you wish to be spared.
User avatar #113 to #101 - wieseldiesel (05/29/2013) [-]
please don't kill me
User avatar #112 to #101 - wieseldiesel (05/29/2013) [-]
"microwave"
User avatar #110 to #100 - wieseldiesel (05/29/2013) [-]
or me?
User avatar #111 to #99 - wieseldiesel (05/29/2013) [-]
"microwave"
#6 - felixfj (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #6 - cametocomment **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty metal
User avatar #18 to #14 - kabuthefox (05/27/2013) [-]
that metal is pretty
#22 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
The Kernel-morph.
User avatar #24 to #22 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
i ******* love you
#25 to #24 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Us, ten months later.
Us, ten months later.
#26 to #25 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
YOU BITCH!!
#27 to #26 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
At least I'm not the son of one.
#30 to #27 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
my moms dead
#31 to #30 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Yo' mamma's so fat, the worms won't finish eating her before the apocalypse.
Yo' mamma's so poor, she could only afford one foot out of six.
Yo' mamma's so stupid, she thought her eligibility for the Darwin Award was an actual achievement and put it in her will for the award to be her epitaph.
Yo' mamma's so dead, she won't hear how tasteless these jokes are.
#32 to #31 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
YOU 			*******		 DICK BAG!! ILL KILLL YOU!!!
YOU ******* DICK BAG!! ILL KILLL YOU!!!
#34 to #32 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Yo mamma's so fat, when she keeled over people thought she was a hill and started digging graves for a cemetery in her.   
Yo mamma's so poor, she had to buy her coffin with welfare.   
Yo mamma's so dumb, when she tried to take the SAT she had a brain aneurysm.    
Yo mamma's so fat, when she died at Mount Rushmore nobody could move her, but just left her there as a fifth head.   
Yo mamma's so fat, when she donated her body to science it supplied the US with its commercial lard demand for the next decade.    
This is fun, but I'm going to stop just in case I'm actually desecrating the memory of your mother.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she keeled over people thought she was a hill and started digging graves for a cemetery in her.
Yo mamma's so poor, she had to buy her coffin with welfare.
Yo mamma's so dumb, when she tried to take the SAT she had a brain aneurysm.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she died at Mount Rushmore nobody could move her, but just left her there as a fifth head.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she donated her body to science it supplied the US with its commercial lard demand for the next decade.
This is fun, but I'm going to stop just in case I'm actually desecrating the memory of your mother.
#36 to #34 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
dont be a pussy, this is ******* awesome....



dick nugget......
#37 to #36 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Yo mamma's so dumb, she's climbin' in yo' windows, climbin' in yo' walls.   
Yo mamma's such a skank, even on the Ishemura she was giving necromorphs spikey hand-jobs.   
Yo mamma's so poor, the most highly priced funeral ceremony she could afford was being dumped in the river with radioactive waste.   
Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought that Buddhism was the asian art of twerking (bootyism?).   
Yo mamma's so fat, her corpse filled up the Mariana Trench and she flooded half the world.   
Yo mamma's so fat and nasty, her farts were responsible for the deaths of six million Jews. Hitler did nothing wrong.   
Yo mamma's so ugly, she died when the plastic surgeon puked during her facial reconstruction surgery and infected her.
Yo mamma's so dumb, she's climbin' in yo' windows, climbin' in yo' walls.
Yo mamma's such a skank, even on the Ishemura she was giving necromorphs spikey hand-jobs.
Yo mamma's so poor, the most highly priced funeral ceremony she could afford was being dumped in the river with radioactive waste.
Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought that Buddhism was the asian art of twerking (bootyism?).
Yo mamma's so fat, her corpse filled up the Mariana Trench and she flooded half the world.
Yo mamma's so fat and nasty, her farts were responsible for the deaths of six million Jews. Hitler did nothing wrong.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she died when the plastic surgeon puked during her facial reconstruction surgery and infected her.
#38 to #37 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
"Yo mamma's such a skank, even on the Ishemura she was giving necromorphs spikey hand-jobs. "   
   
This ones a keeper
"Yo mamma's such a skank, even on the Ishemura she was giving necromorphs spikey hand-jobs. "

This ones a keeper
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Your mom is so sexy, I jerk off to her image every night, but end up cutting my dick off with this spike. It grows back.
Your mom is such a slut, I rip the pussy apart every night. I actually mean it, fingering is difficult with these bones.
Your mom wants the D so much that she never leaves us alone about it, and instead of killing Isaac, we just have sex. Because you're mom is an undead whore.
Your mom is so good at making out, she spits acid down my throat and burns my insides until it gets to my dick, then she sucks it back out again.
#40 to #39 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
i love how this thread totally changed direction
i love how this thread totally changed direction
#41 to #40 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
That looks like Barry. He must have just gotten a visit from your mom.
This is me about two minutes after your mom gives me a "hello" that's muffled because there's a cock in her mouth.
#42 to #41 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
alright then, you should probably get that checked out then
#44 to #42 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Your mother's face after a nice long night out with the boys.
#45 to #44 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
my mom can take it like a pro
#46 to #45 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
And that's exactly why.
#49 to #46 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
just like my mom
#47 to #46 - mondprinzessin (05/27/2013) [-]
but dead people dont have anymore blood?
but dead people dont have anymore blood?
#48 to #47 - dashgamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Necromorphs aren't dead.
#13 - csakat (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #13 - raigen (05/27/2013) [-]
Looks like a boss flower thing.
User avatar #98 to #57 - cabbagemayhem (05/27/2013) [-]
It looks like a stealth robot entering assault mode.
#28 to #13 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
2 morbid
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#103 to #59 - dlorah (05/27/2013) [-]
That was way too corny.

no h8 pls
#9 - weediemaan (05/26/2013) [-]
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#33 - sonicserver (05/27/2013) [-]
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?!?
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?!?
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#79 - snakefire (05/27/2013) [-]
Zombie apopcornlypse
User avatar #7 - mysticana (05/26/2013) [-]
I think this is made my Humon, the same person who makes the SATW comics
#16 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
So, John is kill....
User avatar #17 to #16 - churrundo (05/27/2013) [-]
I never knew the original
#20 to #16 - snarfalupticus (05/27/2013) [-]
"smegma butter"
"smegma butter"
User avatar #19 to #16 - navadae (05/27/2013) [-]
i always wondered why people aren't more concerned with "smegma butter" than "John is kill"
User avatar #50 - FAISCISTBUG (05/27/2013) [-]
Ha! he was POPPING the question
#96 to #50 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
to soon
#15 - celaeneo (05/26/2013) [-]
Aha, Hank and John.
Aha, Hank and John.
User avatar #12 - itrinx (05/26/2013) [-]
5th case. He looks like bulbasaur.
User avatar #95 to #12 - nefarian (05/27/2013) [-]
Or a chubby headcrab
#88 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
John is Kill, No
#89 to #88 - straightbusta (05/27/2013) [-]
HAHA I GET IT
#78 - thebuttman (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't know how to feel about this.
#58 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
kernel panic
User avatar #64 - winstonsexton (05/27/2013) [-]
Popcorn, one of the things i never will understand
User avatar #80 to #64 - PubLandlord (05/27/2013) [-]
It is corn that has been popped open

The clue is in the name
#84 to #80 - winstonsexton (05/27/2013) [-]
why does it pop?
User avatar #85 to #84 - PubLandlord (05/27/2013) [-]
The heat builds up pressure, and then it pops

Like a Jack in the Box who gets wound up then pops out
Or boiling water
Or fireworks
User avatar #86 to #85 - winstonsexton (05/27/2013) [-]
it still doesn't make sense to me, but thanks anyway
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