Wanker. . the first day of school is accrual -:.__..._. you mean fun... then stand back, it' time.. what happened next
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#6 - pappathethird (05/26/2013) [-]
what happened next
User avatar #77 to #6 - morke (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm going to rape you. With my penis
#25 - mytrakytra (05/27/2013) [-]
I had a similar story except I was Moe and I shot up the school.
I had a similar story except I was Moe and I shot up the school.
User avatar #35 to #25 - thegayman (05/27/2013) [-]
Three shots out of a double barrel shotgun. wat
User avatar #3 - whitcher (05/26/2013) [-]
Is wank not a swear outside of England? Because thiss is pretty heavy for the Simpsons.
User avatar #33 to #3 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
no. It is just nonsensical outside of europe.
User avatar #57 to #3 - aussiepridevil (05/27/2013) [-]
i remember in an episode of simpsons otto said something along the lines of "my mum checks my arms for marks so now i have to shoot inbetween my toes!"

the context was a rehab session
User avatar #58 to #57 - aussiepridevil (05/27/2013) [-]
now that makes the word wanker look pretty weak in comparison.
User avatar #7 to #3 - defeats (05/26/2013) [-]
Well, in Scotland, Ireland and Wales it is too...
User avatar #9 to #7 - rossbelfast (05/26/2013) [-]
Don't forget Northern Ireland... Geeze
User avatar #10 to #9 - jimbobji (05/26/2013) [-]
What's the craic with these arseholes?
So, what about ye, Liam Neeson?

Tayto
#11 to #10 - rossbelfast (05/26/2013) [-]
Here we have tourettes, Northern Ireland style
User avatar #12 to #11 - jimbobji (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're from Belfast. Get te **** . Come to Coleraine for a good time
#82 to #10 - radamski (05/27/2013) [-]
Tayto, so delicious.
Tayto, so delicious.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedarkestrogue (05/26/2013) [-]
no its not considered vulgar as far as I know.
only in England.
#5 to #3 - rety (05/26/2013) [-]
Over here in the USA. wanking is just a way to phrase jacking off. Its not too vulgar over here, not like **** , **** , or ****** , but its not acceptable in most social situations because of the action it describes.
User avatar #18 - Cleavland Steamer (05/27/2013) [-]
educational fun




there's a nice oxymoron
User avatar #51 to #18 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
then you've never listened to star talk radio
#8 - monsterderp (05/26/2013) [-]
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#86 to #8 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Search on youtube for Van Canto - Wishmaster ...I promise you will not be dissapointed with it along side this gif.
#48 - crazyolitis (05/27/2013) [-]
MFW wanking.
MFW wanking.
User avatar #14 - horribleperson (05/26/2013) [-]
I always learn something when I masturbate.
Primarily about the thresholds of human pain and endurance.

and loneliness...
#29 - peptobismalk (05/27/2013) [-]
"It's wanking time"
"It's wanking time"
#1 - trilogical (05/26/2013) [-]
My brain read "spanking time" instead of "wanking time"...
#2 to #1 - rattara (05/26/2013) [-]
Spank and wank share both mean the same to me.
#16 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
drinkwankbest time ever
drinkwankbest time ever
#28 to #16 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
whats that gif from?
#67 - femf (05/27/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at True Story ** roll a pic to wank to
#68 to #67 - gooshnoggen (05/27/2013) [-]
that's just ****** up
#64 - alucord (05/27/2013) [-]
what?
what?
User avatar #90 to #64 - funnybox (05/27/2013) [-]
what episode O_O
User avatar #55 - bagguhsleep (05/27/2013) [-]
Grass is sometimes green.
#84 - rollcore (05/27/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Dat ass **
User avatar #91 to #84 - meuk (05/27/2013) [-]
My God.
User avatar #100 to #91 - meuk (05/27/2013) [-]
I just said my God. A.k.a. Dat relevance. Thanks for the red thumb though.
Howard Stern's penis.
#63 - alucord (05/27/2013) [-]
5 seconds later
#78 - princessthymicorn (05/27/2013) [-]
This should prove to be useful, also if the police ever have to search my computer they'll see a file named 'wanking time'.
#79 to #78 - ironstrike (05/27/2013) [-]
inb4 someone makes a Wanking-time channel.
#46 - falconxmard (05/27/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #2246053 at Friendly **
#22 - xxiownnubsxx (05/27/2013) [-]
**xxiownnubsxx rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Did you know...(Read Desc) ** Mfw someone says wank
**xxiownnubsxx rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Did you know...(Read Desc) ** Mfw someone says wank
#61 to #22 - swagbot (05/27/2013) [-]
Holy **** ... awesome gif (+1 back to 0)
#39 - harshy (05/27/2013) [-]
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