become a viking today. anyone else think in the last pic, that the viking on the right has a hint of Cage? no just me, okay. What bothers me most about Christia
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become a viking today

become a viking today. anyone else think in the last pic, that the viking on the right has a hint of Cage? no just me, okay. What bothers me most about Christia

anyone else think in the last pic, that the viking on the right has a hint of Cage? no just me, okay

What bothers me most about Christians
saying atheists gm to hell isn' t that
according to the Bible they have no right
to judge
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#208 to #14 - supercancer (05/27/2013) [-]
Checkmate ************ . Banana's were genetically engineered by HUMANS!
There is nothing natural about the banana as we know it today. The banana in the form that Comfort uses to illustrate his point is in fact an asexual clone quite different from its wild predecessors. It is only through human cultivation that it has managed to survive this complete lack of natural, sexual propagation. The wild banana, the predecessor of the cultivated fruit favorite, does reproduce sexually, pollinating their flowers in the usual way, and having the botanical equivalent of sex. These wild bananas are small, dry cacao-pod-looking things loaded with inedible seeds. The soft, yellow flesh of the edible varieties is the result of collective mutations cultivated thousands of years ago. But this selection has rendered the fruits of these plants completely sterile, and so unable to survive in a wild "natural" state.[3]
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_fallacy
#37 - ehzio (05/26/2013) [-]
You guys go to Vahalla, I'll be going to Sovngarde
#119 to #37 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
you go to soverngaurd, ill go to the shivering isles. INSANE PEOPLE FTW.
User avatar #127 to #119 - ehzio (05/27/2013) [-]
How on Nirn, did you misspell Sovngarde when I spelled it out for you and when there's someone named Sovngarde down below....
#162 to #37 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives.
User avatar #39 to #38 - ehzio (05/26/2013) [-]
I want to go to you....

I want to be in you....







I love you Sovngarde
#40 to #39 - sovngarde (05/26/2013) [-]
....I love you too, child
User avatar #234 to #37 - gavinchase (05/27/2013) [-]
Agreed. My ancestors are smiling at me, do you think they can say the same?
User avatar #42 to #37 - inkfox (05/26/2013) [-]
And I will be with you kinsman
#95 - fyaq (05/27/2013) [-]
"this bothers me"

"hey christians are you bothered by this? didnt think so."

what the **** was the point of this post?
User avatar #166 to #95 - YllekNayr (05/27/2013) [-]
It bothers him that the Christians he speaks of don't understand that what they say doesn't bother an atheist.

Like if someone was doing something to try and bother you, and you told them it didn't bother you at all, but they kept doing it to try to bother you, it would start to bother you that they weren't getting it.
#101 to #95 - delivering (05/27/2013) [-]
To prove how pointless it is to threaten an Atheist with Hell - just as pointless as threatening a Christain that he won't go to Valhalla.
#54 - ctenop (05/26/2013) [-]
Wise words
#132 to #54 - madcoww (05/27/2013) [-]
Take note of this, fellow FJers. I live by those words, which are a sober and powerful counter to the fear and superstition perpetuating Pascal's wager.
#177 to #132 - lamarisagoodname (05/27/2013) [-]
It makes sense, don't listen to the angsty red thumbs
It makes sense, don't listen to the angsty red thumbs
#140 to #54 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
>implying objective morality exists
User avatar #194 to #140 - emrakul (05/27/2013) [-]
>implying that even if it doesn't, we're still all better off acting like it does
User avatar #252 to #194 - songemot (05/27/2013) [-]
The problem is applying this to the above quote. Who says what a "good life" is? There's no objective standard separating the virtuous from the immoral. How can you call a god (or anyone) just or unjust simply because they happen to agree or disagree with your subjective moral standards?
User avatar #253 to #252 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Kinda like the Euthyphro dilemma, but without a God. Treat others as you want to be treated isn't 100%, as others may not want to be treated that way. Basically, try and be kind, and most of all try and make people happy. Don't do what you know in your heart is wrong. Uphold your values, and try and be happy as well
User avatar #257 to #253 - emrakul (05/27/2013) [-]
In other words, behave to the best of your ability as though universal morality exists, even though it may not
User avatar #258 to #257 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Like previously mentioned, even if there isn't a God, at least you'll have made others happy
User avatar #3 - faggotprincess (05/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather go to Valhalla than Heaven
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#174 to #3 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
I like to believe all religions places of paradise exist in alternate dimensions, so that when you die as a devout christian you go to heaven, if you die as a person knowing their place and following societies rules you are reincarnated, and if you die as a soldier on the battlefield you are sent to Valhalla.
User avatar #113 to #3 - alltimetens (05/27/2013) [-]
Same **** , really.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - rather ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather not die.
#110 - confusedasian (05/27/2013) [-]
Every religious argument is always with Christians, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics. No one ever argues about Buddhism.
User avatar #111 to #110 - blacklite (05/27/2013) [-]
Buddhism is mostly philosophy with spiritual elements from what I've heard. I don't think the Buddhists have ever killed someone just for not being the Buddhists. They actually FOLLOW their rules.
#173 to #111 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
it depends on which form of Buddhism. Some forms of Buddhism are philosophy, and other forms are actual religions, with spirits, angels, and deities.

Buddhists have definitely been violent in the past, and can be today as well
for example:
ancient: wikipedia(.)org/wiki/S%C5%8Dhei
modern: wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Democratic_ Karen_ Buddhist _Army

Buddhists are people just like you and I, and sometimes they mess up.
Buddhism is still my favorite religion
User avatar #114 to #110 - sonicg (05/27/2013) [-]
Except my Christian Aunt who said Buddhists worshipped Buddha. Which I'm pretty sure is inaccurate, but, meh. In any case, may Odin have mercy on us all.
#171 to #114 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
there are multiple sects of Buddhism. Therevada Buddhism is philosophical, whereas other sects such as Mahayana do believe the Buddha was a God-like figure.
#122 to #110 - floopdawhoop (05/27/2013) [-]
Most everyone can name at least one war between sects of those religions, or those religions.
Name one war between Buddhist sects, or where they were fighting for their beliefs. It's much harder.
User avatar #248 to #122 - franklyimaperson ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Well what Buddism are we talking? Because the Chinese used Buddism to make an entire army and fighting style
#164 to #110 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Buddhism is the stupidest religion on the face of the earth because they aren't violent in any way shape or form. All real religions have gods and start wars.

The argument begins now.
User avatar #129 to #110 - rhiaanor ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
buddhists believe in real peace and they don't argue or shove their religion doesn their throat. I mean by definition it really isn't even a religion but ya know. And also, buddhism changes if it is somehow disproved.
User avatar #133 to #110 - cheyennecookie (05/27/2013) [-]
no one ever argues about paganism either. pretty awesome.,
#105 - AlbertEinstein (05/27/2013) [-]
What is everyone fighting about?
Age of Mythology Whooooo!
Great game.
User avatar #161 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
are christians actually still such a bother to everyone? i never hear anything about christians raving to athiests. all i hear is from muslims and WBC
User avatar #189 to #161 - icedcarbon ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
I havent heard any christians saying that kind of crap either... maybe people get that **** a lot in america, but where im from and here in england i never heard of it.
People need to differentiate the different branches in christianity... most porbably them baptists, evagelists and **** like that would say that.
User avatar #145 - deathcampforjewtie (05/27/2013) [-]
What bothers me most about religious debates is they always start with Atheists saying how Christians always start religious debates.
By starting a religious debate.
I don't belong to either group, but come on, be the change you want in the world.
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#215 to #210 - Laddie (05/27/2013) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #244 to #210 - Xaftz (05/27/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #224 to #210 - soonerman (05/27/2013) [-]
that gif's just fun
#146 - instalation (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't really understand why all the hate is directed towards Christians on Funnyjunk. It's not like those of us that are religious try to shove it down everyone's throats. Sure, I'd understand if the front page was filled with "All Atheists go to Hell lol" or something like that, but it isn't. Posts like this are just going to start fights.
User avatar #147 to #146 - raynagrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
it's just one of those trends that every one jumps on
User avatar #22 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
see, as a christian, i think this way too.
the goal that many christians have is to get into heaven.
but that's not what christianity is really about. it's about bringing a bit of heaven to earth.
i know this also doesn't mean much to someone who doesn't believe in heaven, but that's my opinion.
User avatar #55 to #22 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
Even for those who don't believe in heaven as a place you go after you die, the concept of a heaven is still widely believed in and imagined across the human race. It just can have different forms for different people.
One person's idea of heaven may be something as simple as a peaceful world where the humans on it are caring and compassionate.
#149 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
Pope Francis says if you're an atheist but still a good person you will go to heaven.
User avatar #178 to #149 - finnthehueman (05/27/2013) [-]
Matthew 12:30
"he who is not with Me is against Me ;and he who does not gather with Me scatters"
im not preaching to you but did he really say that? cus that would be way better then this^ bs
#150 to #149 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
that actually sounds okay.
#153 to #150 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
Jesus being the son of a carpenter and all.
#152 to #150 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
Yes, he's a very good guy, he also switched the popes golden throne to a nice wooden chair.
User avatar #154 to #152 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
does the chair look comfy?
#155 to #154 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
The seat has a nice cushion.
User avatar #156 to #155 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
does it atleast look.....Good?
#157 to #156 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's not like some nasty chair, but it's not fancy or anything he doesn't really care about that.
#163 to #158 - funforlife (05/27/2013) [-]
Not sure exactly, you can try and find it.
User avatar #167 to #163 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
ok
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User avatar #251 to #199 - raynagrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
may i ask why you left your religion? if you don't mind sharing that is, if you dont want to, i'll understand
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User avatar #274 to #273 - raynagrimm (05/28/2013) [-]
the book of Job made me lose any faith i had left when i first read it. and i was only 13
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User avatar #204 to #199 - bible (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey guess what
User avatar #203 to #199 - Rammencup (05/27/2013) [-]
ur not the only one here im considering the viking pagen type religon just so i can tell my self im going to vallhalla it just sounds like a party

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User avatar #211 to #207 - Rammencup (05/27/2013) [-]
i was a mormon was even the ******** missinary to i got out by ****** a chick and familie still thinks it was a panic attack lol and im just curent atheist
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User avatar #228 to #227 - Rammencup (05/27/2013) [-]
thanks and after i got out last year did five girls months apart and one was a mormon chik i managed to turn or well corrupt
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#233 to #231 - Rammencup (05/27/2013) [-]
nice   
i kinda feel some one thinking this bout our conversation gif related
nice
i kinda feel some one thinking this bout our conversation gif related
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#240 to #238 - Rammencup (05/27/2013) [-]
did we just become best friends
did we just become best friends
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User avatar #26 - captiancook (05/26/2013) [-]
I always thought the overall message of the bible was to be a better person and spread peace and love because it is simply the right thing to do. I may not believe in the spiritual aspect of it, but I do think that it is an important message which we should all take into consideration.
#96 - loopz (05/27/2013) [-]
I read the title and instantly thought of Robbaz
User avatar #104 to #96 - anotherponyaccount (05/27/2013) [-]
I hope that we all did
#107 to #96 - loopz (05/27/2013) [-]
Wow I never expected so many robbaz fans

Pic unrelated
#109 to #96 - raynagrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
that is who i thought about when i saw this, and the reason for the title   
   
here have a rainbow lady
that is who i thought about when i saw this, and the reason for the title

here have a rainbow lady
#124 to #96 - someponynew (05/27/2013) [-]
he is the true king of sweeden
User avatar #172 to #96 - billydabob (05/27/2013) [-]
"Oh no he cut of heez neeple but thats okay because one is enough to rule the world."

-Robbaz
User avatar #57 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist but I acknowledge that I may be wrong, and if I am, I would like to go to heaven. So hearing the Pope say that atheists can make it to heaven if they do good is actually comforting to me.
#180 to #57 - jakesir (05/27/2013) [-]
So I believe that would actually make you agnostic, good sir.
User avatar #255 to #180 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/27/2013) [-]
An agnostic neither believes nor disbelieves in a deity. I do disbelieve in a deity so I consider myself an atheist. But I don't know for a fact that their isn't a god, so I'm open to the possibility that I may be wrong.
#97 to #57 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
You mis-hear the pope. If you know the church, and deny the church and christ, you are going to hell. If you don't know the church, but you live a good life, you go to heaven.
#7 - nyeeeh (05/26/2013) [-]
If anyone actually says that someone is going to hell because they are an atheist then they are not a christian.
Simple as that.
User avatar #237 to #7 - ainoninom ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
to continue on what #192 said, it's not a threat or judgement, it's more of a fact or warning.
"You're an Atheist, you're going to hell" Could be better said as "Become a Christian then you'll go to heaven!"
#170 to #7 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
mfw 'no true scotsman' logical fallacy
#200 to #7 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
That doesn't make the least bit of sense.
#192 to #7 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
i really don't see your reasoning on that. according to Christian doctrine, the way into Heaven is by having the guilt of your sins removed. If an atheist believes there is no god, and therefore believes he has not sinned, how can he allow his sins to be removed? seems like he can't, and so, cannot enter heaven.
#160 - kamikazeren (05/27/2013) [-]
Ok. In all of my years on this Earth I have never once made Hell as a threat to any non-Christian. The way I see it is that everyone is a child of God. We should be treating each other with the up most respect for one another because we are placed on this Earth. We should be courteous to one another and celebrate our different perspectives. Sorry to anyone who has been threatened by a Christian. But please, don't generalize and direct it towards an entire group based on what a few assholes said or did. Two wrongs do not make a right. Not all Christians are out on some sort of crusade of some sort just like how not all Muslims are terrorists. Some of us just want to treat others with respect and it would be nice if the same were reciprocated back.    
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Ok. In all of my years on this Earth I have never once made Hell as a threat to any non-Christian. The way I see it is that everyone is a child of God. We should be treating each other with the up most respect for one another because we are placed on this Earth. We should be courteous to one another and celebrate our different perspectives. Sorry to anyone who has been threatened by a Christian. But please, don't generalize and direct it towards an entire group based on what a few assholes said or did. Two wrongs do not make a right. Not all Christians are out on some sort of crusade of some sort just like how not all Muslims are terrorists. Some of us just want to treat others with respect and it would be nice if the same were reciprocated back.
/rant
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