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#1 - heafi
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(05/26/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - arkytior
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I love it how the second kid is in the house applauding and laughing.

"Yes, yes, burn that ************!"
#3 to #2 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - arkytior
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(05/26/2013) [-]
it's how you interpret it
it's how you interpret it
#5 to #4 - SquigglyJr
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#41 to #1 - McCockAFucker
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(05/26/2013) [-]
babyback ribs
#7 to #1 - celebralparsley ONLINE
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#14 to #7 - Xyhpon
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#32 to #14 - kantana
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Hoo-kaaay... No sleep for me tonight, then.
#100 to #73 - kantana
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I did not need to see that...
#10 - khajiithaswares
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Priorities.
#12 to #10 - galkawhm
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Why is the baby on fire?
Why is the baby on fire?
#19 to #12 - pegasister
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Has your baby never caught fire whilst you were playing computer games?
Has your baby never caught fire whilst you were playing computer games?
#20 to #19 - galkawhm
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I don't have a baby.
#21 to #20 - pegasister
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Well there's your problem.
#23 to #21 - galkawhm
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I fail to see how not having a baby is a problem.
#61 to #23 - rockamekishiko
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(05/27/2013) [-]
well you can't have your baby catch on fire if you don't have a baby.
#67 to #12 - graenko
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(05/27/2013) [-]
always happens to me when i have to watch the kids
always happens to me when i have to watch the kids
#27 - bsspeedy
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(05/26/2013) [-]
First thought that came to mind was
#42 to #27 - girguy
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(05/26/2013) [-]
"Ed, where are your stairs?"

"My parents took them down because I am grounded"
#87 to #42 - saxxophone
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(05/27/2013) [-]
"That's disturbing... "
#53 - goonmcnasty
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Using "greentext" format because it's easier to read.
>Be about 12
>Create nice family
>they go around their business as usual
>haven't got a problem with anyone
>fairly well off
>then there's this one ******
>he's dressed normally except for this ******* jester's hat
>every day he visits my lot
>8 a.m. sharp
>gets inside without knocking, walks around
>doesn't do anything of note, just does a lap and ***** off for the day
>after a few days he starts poking
>poking all of my sims
>even the children aren't safe
>does this for about a week
>makes my sims late for work and school whilst they stupidly wait to be poked by this faggot
#54 to #53 - goonmcnasty
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(05/26/2013) [-]
>decide i've had enough, he must die by my godly hands
>wait for him to arrive as usual with that ******* smirk on his stupid little ********
>has no idea what's coming
>starts walking towards my front door
>i have the power to stop time like bernard with that ******* watch
>stop time, construct insta-wall around him
>leave him there, still smiling
>24 hours later, not smiling
>crying at me, shouting abuse and pissing himself
>watch him through the night
>there are no windows but no roof on this small room of hell
>he can see the light but he can't get out
>watch him fall slowly and die in his own piss and ****
>shouldn't have poked my sims
>mfw he was given hope in the pit
#71 to #54 - mvtjets
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#30 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
That's disturbing
#50 - laslasov
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#18 - jakeharman
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(05/26/2013) [-]
There should be a mod where you can just murder people and be a serial killer
#46 to #18 - themisstophat
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#48 to #18 - themisstophat
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Postal...
#22 to #18 - rossbelfast
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(05/26/2013) [-]
There is... Its called Dexter the bear
Hope this helps! Also you can download like multiple gun mods
#24 to #22 - jakeharman
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#25 to #22 - anomorphous
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I've also seen more than one gun mod that ALSO adds a hitman profession/hobby.
#26 to #25 - rossbelfast
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(05/26/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome
#28 - larxenex
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Somehow this is Obama's fault.
#70 to #28 - esmebuffay
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(05/27/2013) [-]
That goes without saying.
#72 - creepyunclebob
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Once I had a dog, and then this happened.
#90 to #72 - silverhellion
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#77 to #72 - geoemissary
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(05/27/2013) [-]
What the hell is that some sort of demonic skeleton-like dog?
What the hell is that some sort of demonic skeleton-like dog?
#83 to #72 - murpmurp ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
that was 2spooky4me
that was 2spooky4me
#9 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Why are there so many pinball machines?!
#11 to #9 - landartheconqueror
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#15 to #11 - shashashanasha
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Here's a much better one
Here's a much better one
#29 to #15 - triggathepirate
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I wanna get the joke too.
I wanna get the joke too.
#34 to #29 - shashashanasha
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#37 to #34 - triggathepirate
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Aye thanks!
Aye thanks!
#38 to #37 - shashashanasha
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Anytime
#44 to #29 - dogziller
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(05/26/2013) [-]
get your groove on soldier! these boys work hard and they play harder!
#43 to #15 - landartheconqueror
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(05/26/2013) [-]
that's all up to my own opinion haha
#51 to #11 - doctorstein
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(05/26/2013) [-]
What is the reference?
#56 to #51 - landartheconqueror
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(05/27/2013) [-]
look below at comment #34