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W In lea re Fig I [sh:
W In lea re Fig I [sh:
once my teeny wee being really annoying so f put it in the tenement
but then [forgot and decided I' ' ' t want my tenement enymore so f
got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when
child protective services dame they couldn' t get to my Hid so they just
wandered around my house
I' m talking about the ewe please don' t call the police
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#27 - bsspeedy (05/26/2013) [-]
First thought that came to mind was
User avatar #42 to #27 - girguy (05/26/2013) [-]
"Ed, where are your stairs?"

"My parents took them down because I am grounded"
#87 to #42 - saxxophone (05/27/2013) [-]
"That's disturbing... "
#10 - khajiithaswares (05/26/2013) [-]
Priorities.
#12 to #10 - galkawhm (05/26/2013) [-]
Why is the baby on fire?
Why is the baby on fire?
#19 to #12 - pegasister (05/26/2013) [-]
Has your baby never caught fire whilst you were playing computer games?
Has your baby never caught fire whilst you were playing computer games?
User avatar #20 to #19 - galkawhm (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't have a baby.
User avatar #21 to #20 - pegasister (05/26/2013) [-]
Well there's your problem.
User avatar #23 to #21 - galkawhm (05/26/2013) [-]
I fail to see how not having a baby is a problem.
User avatar #61 to #23 - rockamekishiko (05/27/2013) [-]
well you can't have your baby catch on fire if you don't have a baby.
#67 to #12 - graenko (05/27/2013) [-]
always happens to me when i have to watch the kids
always happens to me when i have to watch the kids
#1 - heafi (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - arkytior (05/26/2013) [-]
I love it how the second kid is in the house applauding and laughing.

"Yes, yes, burn that ************ !"
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#4 to #3 - arkytior (05/26/2013) [-]
it's how you interpret it
it's how you interpret it
#41 to #1 - McCockAFucker (05/26/2013) [-]
babyback ribs
#14 to #7 - Xyhpon (05/26/2013) [-]
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#32 to #14 - kantana (05/26/2013) [-]
Hoo-kaaay... No sleep for me tonight, then.
#100 to #73 - kantana (05/27/2013) [-]
I did not need to see that...
#53 - goonmcnasty (05/26/2013) [-]
Using "greentext" format because it's easier to read.
>Be about 12
>Create nice family
>they go around their business as usual
>haven't got a problem with anyone
>fairly well off
>then there's this one ******
>he's dressed normally except for this ******* jester's hat
>every day he visits my lot
>8 a.m. sharp
>gets inside without knocking, walks around
>doesn't do anything of note, just does a lap and ***** off for the day
>after a few days he starts poking
>poking all of my sims
>even the children aren't safe
>does this for about a week
>makes my sims late for work and school whilst they stupidly wait to be poked by this faggot
#54 to #53 - goonmcnasty (05/26/2013) [-]
>decide i've had enough, he must die by my godly hands
>wait for him to arrive as usual with that ******* smirk on his stupid little ********
>has no idea what's coming
>starts walking towards my front door
>i have the power to stop time like bernard with that ******* watch
>stop time, construct insta-wall around him
>leave him there, still smiling
>24 hours later, not smiling
>crying at me, shouting abuse and pissing himself
>watch him through the night
>there are no windows but no roof on this small room of hell
>he can see the light but he can't get out
>watch him fall slowly and die in his own piss and ****
>shouldn't have poked my sims
>mfw he was given hope in the pit
#71 to #54 - mvtjets (05/27/2013) [-]
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#50 - laslasov (05/26/2013) [-]
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#30 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/26/2013) [-]
That's disturbing
#9 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Why are there so many pinball machines?!
#15 to #11 - shashashanasha (05/26/2013) [-]
Here's a much better one
Here's a much better one
#29 to #15 - triggathepirate (05/26/2013) [-]
I wanna get the joke too.
I wanna get the joke too.
#37 to #34 - triggathepirate (05/26/2013) [-]
Aye thanks!
Aye thanks!
User avatar #38 to #37 - shashashanasha (05/26/2013) [-]
Anytime
#44 to #29 - dogziller ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
get your groove on soldier! these boys work hard and they play harder!
User avatar #43 to #15 - landartheconqueror (05/26/2013) [-]
that's all up to my own opinion haha
User avatar #51 to #11 - doctorstein (05/26/2013) [-]
What is the reference?
User avatar #56 to #51 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
look below at comment #34
#18 - jakeharman ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
There should be a mod where you can just murder people and be a serial killer
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User avatar #22 to #18 - rossbelfast (05/26/2013) [-]
There is... Its called Dexter the bear
Hope this helps! Also you can download like multiple gun mods
#24 to #22 - jakeharman ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #22 - anomorphous ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
I've also seen more than one gun mod that ALSO adds a hitman profession/hobby.
User avatar #26 to #25 - rossbelfast (05/26/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome
#13 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Good job putting the punch-line in the title
#72 - creepyunclebob (05/27/2013) [-]
Once I had a dog, and then this happened.
#77 to #72 - geoemissary (05/27/2013) [-]
What the hell is that some sort of demonic skeleton-like dog?
What the hell is that some sort of demonic skeleton-like dog?
#83 to #72 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
that was 2spooky4me
that was 2spooky4me
#66 - corset (05/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 to #66 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
like a baus
User avatar #28 - larxenex (05/26/2013) [-]
Somehow this is Obama's fault.
User avatar #70 to #28 - esmebuffay (05/27/2013) [-]
That goes without saying.
#93 - epicfailspiderman (05/27/2013) [-]
Most definitely worth the read.
User avatar #97 to #93 - rosievanity (05/27/2013) [-]
Lmao.
I laughed so ******* hard at this.
#78 - deathcampforjewtie (05/27/2013) [-]
You sly bastard....
User avatar #49 - squeemonster (05/26/2013) [-]
Once I made a family with just a woman and her baby and I made her so ugly (had a little fun with the facial construction buttons) that at some point while playing she was considered so gruesome she glitched out and disappeared from the actual game! Her baby was left there alone in the house in the middle of the floor. I was like "what in the actual **** ? What now??" and all of the sudden child protective services came and took the baby... Touche game developers... Touche...
#92 - thecharliesheen (05/27/2013) [-]
My baby was being a faggot so I lit it on fire.
#45 - bdowns (05/26/2013) [-]
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#86 - xrobinxx (05/27/2013) [-]
I have Sims and this never happens to me... maybe I have the wrong sims
I have Sims and this never happens to me... maybe I have the wrong sims
#62 - felixfj (05/27/2013) [-]
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