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addiction APA, IPA, l Laureating other
Nil! 26/ F/ Straight/ Single I Singapore, Singapore Match Friend Enemy . . " . .
DRE“ . sei'.': Send her a nice message...
I' m really good at Body Type Curvy
Talking like a crazy obsessed cat lady, Spotting a cat from afar with
my peripheral cision. Kill cockroaches while you scream like a little het Mostly anything
girl; My courage IS fuelled by your manly screams and s-: Muir's Dover Smokes No
cockroaches.
Drinks Not at all
and turning my long flowing locks into hay,
Drugs -
no luck "
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#1 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
someone uses OK Cupid
#2 to #1 - deadmuerto (05/27/2013) [-]
yes I do. and I have learned that girls ignore the 99.999999% compatibility matches and still go purely by looks
#3 to #2 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
ha so ******* true, its rather sad... I thought they were better than us
#4 to #3 - deadmuerto (05/27/2013) [-]
summing up the usual female profile..."be perfect and exactly what I want or don't bother messaging me"
#5 to #4 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
and then the misleading photo's, I ended up going on a date with what I thought was a cute girl, then BAM she's overweight... I guess the camera takes away 30 pounds!?!
and then the misleading photo's, I ended up going on a date with what I thought was a cute girl, then BAM she's overweight... I guess the camera takes away 30 pounds!?!
User avatar #6 to #5 - deadmuerto (05/27/2013) [-]
what's up with all the low quality pics, right? they take pics on iphone and they really look like **** . you know how you can add a description to your photo? hate the bitches that leave "taken with the new iPhone app" instead of adding a description. then again, when they DO add a description, they're like..."me smiling" "me eating" "me at park"
User avatar #7 to #6 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
no originality, oh and lately I've been trying to find the nerdy ones... well apparently trying to meet a nerdy chick online is like trying to find the slut in a crowded club... you can find them easily enough but all the other douche bags out there are already hitting them up... every one I find has had a completely full inbox
User avatar #8 to #7 - deadmuerto (05/27/2013) [-]
I know a female with an account. and the messages she gets from guys are so pathetic, they would never say lame or sex things to a girl in person...I like the quiet and/or nerdy ones also, wish they went to my comic book store. I have gotten a grand total of 1 girl "interested" in me, she msgd me first. she has a kid. how do I get matched with parents??!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
thats ok at least it doesnt seem to think that you are only interested in Bi chicks... just saying most guys on the internet are ******* tools...
User avatar #10 to #9 - deadmuerto (05/27/2013) [-]
plus girls dont realize theyre being trolled...theres guys that will go to great lengths to seem like their perfect match. and once they hit it, they move on to others
#11 to #10 - Polomaster (05/27/2013) [-]
yep... gotta love the human race   
   
well stay chill, hopefully you find a cool chick at somepoint... i'm off the finally finish the gears of war judgement campaign
yep... gotta love the human race

well stay chill, hopefully you find a cool chick at somepoint... i'm off the finally finish the gears of war judgement campaign
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