Who made this deserves a medal. .. They are at the Olympia-stadium in Germany. I remember that I scored when I was there. The other guys at the urinal were happy for me. We celebrated. piss medal funny clever smart Toilet bathroom
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User avatar #3 - mountainyard (05/26/2013) [-]
They are at the Olympia-stadium in Germany. I remember that I scored when I was there. The other guys at the urinal were happy for me. We celebrated.
#7 to #3 - pappathethird (05/26/2013) [-]
How did you celebrate?
How did you celebrate?
User avatar #66 to #7 - mountainyard (05/26/2013) [-]
Well... It started with a few of them cooling me down with piss. A brassband came in and started playing music, with a couple of cheerleaders who of course started worshipping me at the sight of my pisscovered glory! We had an orgy and everyone got drunk.
Pretty standard.
User avatar #71 - silentmasturbator (05/27/2013) [-]
Nintendo's newest game,

Wee Sports
User avatar #93 to #71 - mrgoodlove (05/27/2013) [-]
Would that make sex the Wee Fit?
#94 to #71 - redeadhunter (05/27/2013) [-]
God damn it I love the comment section sometimes.
User avatar #100 to #94 - hektoroftroy (05/27/2013) [-]
Honestly half the time i think the comments are better than the content
#84 to #71 - unclegrumpybastard (05/27/2013) [-]
piece of piss to complete
#69 - lobsterrrr (05/27/2013) [-]
AND THEN THERE'S THE DICK WHO THROWS CHEWING GUM INTO THE URINAL AND ***** IT ALL UP FOR EVERYONE
#70 to #69 - rainyeyes (05/27/2013) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #58383 at Slice of Life thread 3 **

Or the one who gets food poisoning and throws up in the urinal for some reason.
#76 to #69 - cthumoo (05/27/2013) [-]
wait... that was a confusing use of dick
wait... that was a confusing use of dick
#82 to #76 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
i laughed way too hard at this comment
User avatar #2 - rogiethebear (05/26/2013) [-]
What if the ball falls out?
User avatar #29 to #2 - rakitas (05/26/2013) [-]
or what happens when you score a goal ?
User avatar #90 to #2 - comanderspy (05/27/2013) [-]
well, if that happens, you should immediately go to the hospital.
User avatar #10 to #2 - phoenix grinder (05/26/2013) [-]
then your wizard-like pissing ability should have it's own show on Fox
#6 to #2 - samthefunnyman (05/26/2013) [-]
How pressurized is your piss?
User avatar #34 to #6 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The smaller the nozzle the higher the pressure.
#41 - twinnedorphan (05/26/2013) [-]
**** on it.
#52 to #41 - khajiithaswares (05/26/2013) [-]
That would be one of the best defences ever.
That would be one of the best defences ever.
User avatar #95 to #52 - weightedtemp (05/27/2013) [-]
I was confused, then i understood, but now i'm confused again.
#96 to #95 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
Welcome to the comments section of funnyjunk.
Welcome to the comments section of funnyjunk.
User avatar #97 to #96 - weightedtemp (05/27/2013) [-]
You're pretty good at this
#99 to #97 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
In what ever this is i'm good at- thank you!
In what ever this is i'm good at- thank you!
User avatar #50 - dikslapping (05/26/2013) [-]
Just wait till a guy starts pissing then get beside him and keep him from scoring. If you successfully keep him from scoring yell out " Not in my house Bitch" and walk away.
User avatar #9 - phoenix grinder (05/26/2013) [-]
1: acquire box of said soccer balls
2: wait for male accomplices to use restroom
3: insert clean ball into accomplices drink
4: ?????
5: profit
User avatar #32 to #9 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure my reaction would just be to shove my drink off the table and walk out.
User avatar #12 to #9 - bckjoes (05/26/2013) [-]
Or just put the dirty piss ball in his drink...

What more did you expect from the internetz
User avatar #31 to #12 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
That requires touching it...
User avatar #36 to #31 - bckjoes (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're intelligent enough to figure out a way;

Tissues, gloves or just manning up and washing your hands afterwards.
User avatar #37 to #36 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I have OCD about what I touch, I cannot touch it. No matter what I have between me and it.
User avatar #51 - Wtfisthatshit (05/26/2013) [-]
We have those in Canada. They're hockey nets, however
#72 to #51 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
where?
User avatar #42 - nerdicorn (05/26/2013) [-]
Imagine putting that ball in your mouth.
User avatar #74 to #42 - hurricanesam (05/27/2013) [-]
No.
#75 to #74 - nerdicorn (05/27/2013) [-]
Hi Im hurricanesam and I like, big floppy cocks in my mouth.

jk lub you
#77 to #75 - hurricanesam (05/27/2013) [-]
I lub u 2 bby~
I lub u 2 bby~
User avatar #101 to #77 - raigen (05/27/2013) [-]
So..Source?
User avatar #78 to #77 - nerdicorn (05/27/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #80 to #79 - nerdicorn (05/27/2013) [-]
I luv you 5 eva

(that's more than 4 eva)
User avatar #81 to #80 - hurricanesam (05/27/2013) [-]
Oki
User avatar #1 - hockeykicksass (05/26/2013) [-]
espn.go.com/minor-league-baseball/story/_/id/9100717/lehigh-valley-ironpigs-ballpark-feature-interactive-urinal-game

they have taken this idea forward, i myself am excited for the future of urinal gaming
#55 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
who resets the ball? After it has been pissed on...
User avatar #54 - creepinjoe (05/26/2013) [-]
If the person who was at the urinal last scored, do you have to take it out of the goal with your hands?
User avatar #62 to #54 - Mecryte (05/26/2013) [-]
It probably rolls back down.
User avatar #63 to #62 - linktheherooftime (05/26/2013) [-]
Or the flowing water causes it to go back to the starting point.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Mecryte (05/26/2013) [-]
Possible.
#61 - bdowns (05/26/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Boyfriend **
User avatar #73 to #61 - spinaltap (05/27/2013) [-]
the worlds creepiest pun
#92 to #73 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
I think you mean world's sexiest pun.
User avatar #85 - IAmManbearpig (05/27/2013) [-]
i dunno, the thought of playing with a soccer ball covered in the piss of 100+ random guys makes this seem less fun
User avatar #88 - dafuckisthisshit (05/27/2013) [-]
it wont work for me im a piss poor shot
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User avatar #24 to #21 - skeetonamber (05/26/2013) [-]
because people dont pee on it
#57 to #21 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
You are the worst kind of person.
On a side note, why would you grab something that has been pissed on a million times before?
#30 to #21 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
This is pretty much reaction to your statement, only because of cleanliness, not symmetry.
This is pretty much reaction to your statement, only because of cleanliness, not symmetry.
#43 to #30 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
I've seen this gif several times now but only just saw the white haired dude in the background.... Why is he in his underwear? Aren't they taking a test or something?
User avatar #47 to #43 - srhdragon (05/26/2013) [-]
i think it was something like he had answers written on his skin somewhere, and the teacher made him strip to make sure he didn't have any more answers any where...and he didn't give his clothes back.
User avatar #45 to #43 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea, it does look like they are taking a test, but I haven't actually watched the show.
#22 to #21 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls awesomeruben** oops i rolled a faggot
User avatar #56 to #22 - rarityrarityrarity (05/26/2013) [-]
How did this even get that many thumbs...
#60 to #22 - lamarisagoodname (05/26/2013) [-]
what're the odds!?
#65 to #60 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous thinks Iamarisagoodname doesn't understand**
#67 to #65 - lamarisagoodname (05/26/2013) [-]
oh, **** I get it now.
#35 to #22 - bobthedilder (05/26/2013) [-]
How?
How?
#40 to #35 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls magic** let me roll you an answer for that
#46 to #40 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't even...
#58 to #22 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
Anon strikes again. This time: with 60 thumbs up
#25 - agentmoleman ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**agentmoleman rolled a random image posted in comment #75598 at Shin Anime Social Board ** The face of the staff member who have to fish out the ball after closing hours..
**agentmoleman rolled a random image posted in comment #75598 at Shin Anime Social Board ** The face of the staff member who have to fish out the ball after closing hours..
User avatar #38 to #25 - poutinesalad (05/26/2013) [-]
Why would they need to fish it out?
User avatar #83 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
What if the ball falls out?
User avatar #89 to #83 - dafuckisthisshit (05/27/2013) [-]
thats what the #2 comment asked as well. 17hrs ago.
#86 - fabledmocker **User deleted account** (05/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #91 - mrgoodlove (05/27/2013) [-]
I've never wanted to pee so bad. And I just drank a gallon of water in the past 15 minutes
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