Burn it with fire!. . melt. I was in namibia 2 years ago on a wildlife conservation project at this place called Harnas, had to spend 9 hours in this anthill counting antelope with 3 black black Widow Spiderman fire
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#3 - thewebspinner (05/26/2013) [-]
I was in namibia 2 years ago on a wildlife conservation project at this place called Harnas, had to spend 9 hours in this ******* anthill **** counting antelope with 3 black widows keeping me company. The best bit was when I had to pee and two ******* cheetahs just sat by the waterhole for two hours.
#1 - indodude **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
How would you even let go of it had you not killed it? I feel like it would just do a ninja style twist and grapple onto my finger to which I would probably shriek like a girl.
#2 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
And the Darwin award goes to...
#5 - alchemicfreak (05/26/2013) [-]
i get to see them all the time :3

this one was my favorite
User avatar #18 to #5 - rhiaanor ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
I hate being in arizona because all we have are those painful as **** ******* , i've been bitten by one and HOLY ******* **** THAT HURTS! And brown recluses, the deadly asshole that lives in everyone's ******* basement/attic. And then scorpions EVERYTWHERE.
User avatar #34 to #18 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
Arizonafag here.
Scorpions are the bane of my existence.

One time, near the middle of summer, I woke up to find a scorpion on the other side of my bed.
Needless to say I had to get new pants.
User avatar #31 to #5 - Gedziuzzz (05/26/2013) [-]
Aren't they deadly poisonous? I am barely able to hold a regular spider without peeing my pants...
#14 - historycanon (05/26/2013) [-]
Those shining white eyes will haunt me for the rest of the evening...
Those shining white eyes will haunt me for the rest of the evening...
User avatar #15 to #14 - flusteredmoose (05/26/2013) [-]
You really had to point them out didn't you!
#10 - nexcell (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Spiders only attack us because we intimidate them. Their only purpose is to kill/eat other insects so we don't have to deal with them. Spiders are our misunderstood allies
User avatar #20 to #19 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Then they shouldn't attack their god damn allies!
User avatar #21 to #20 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
They only attack if we startle them. Much like horses
User avatar #22 to #21 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Horses usually run away.
User avatar #23 to #22 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Not before kicking back their hind legs
User avatar #24 to #23 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
That's why it is proper horse etiquette to never stand directly behind them, and that is a panic reaction, not actually attacking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
So in a sense, proper spider etiquette, would be to leave them alone and let them do what they do
User avatar #26 to #25 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a black widow go out of its way to attack me, it ran at me, I jumped to the side, it turned toward me again, I jumped out of the way again, it came towards me again, so I stomped on it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of those little guys, this isn't 8 Legged Freaks
User avatar #28 to #27 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
User avatar #29 to #28 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 to #29 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got **** all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so ******* ugly I want to stamp on them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
User avatar #32 to #30 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
User avatar #33 to #32 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
User avatar #35 to #33 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in ******* australia?
User avatar #37 to #35 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
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