Graduation Present. Thanks Uncle. y, uncle gave me my graduation gqq It was 'it", rid a a fake g um. Did you get to keep the briefcase?
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#13 - eatinpizza (05/26/2013) [-]
Did you get to keep the briefcase?
#135 to #13 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
answer him calvinlines pls
User avatar #212 to #13 - ghettograndpa (05/26/2013) [-]
No, because OP is a faggot and this isn't his post
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#91 to #51 - kernelstack (05/26/2013) [-]
And bake a pie.
#84 to #51 - thecjism ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - zackarificous (05/26/2013) [-]
Please tell me he was handcuffed to it when he came up to give it to you.
#92 - nikoxasylumz (05/26/2013) [-]
Saw this 2 months ago a 4chan thread about being a fake drug dealer.
#241 to #92 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
True lies ,eh?
User avatar #225 to #92 - unoriginalaccount ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
#79 - xxxdemonxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
Its a sign that he wants you in the family business.
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User avatar #194 - ivoryhammer (05/26/2013) [-]
Was the money real?
#176 - weirddark (05/26/2013) [-]
Your uncle kicks ass
#36 - neelix (05/26/2013) [-]
Brit here, what's graduation money?
#39 to #36 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Money rich american white boys get to make them feel like they achieved something.
#43 to #39 - captnpl (05/26/2013) [-]
You'd get money too... if you graduated.
#125 to #43 - CactusFantastico (05/26/2013) [-]
or if he was white
#251 to #43 - John Cena (05/27/2013) [-]
Or... you know... dont waste time and money at college and get a job.
#252 to #251 - captnpl (05/27/2013) [-]
pssst. We were talking about high school. Also, college is an investment in your future.
#244 to #43 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
ouuchhh
#238 to #43 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Never happened to me, and I'm from the mitten. Yay failure of life. Thee is mine.
User avatar #165 to #36 - tehpwnz (05/26/2013) [-]
do you not graduate high school in Britain?
User avatar #214 to #165 - optimussum (05/26/2013) [-]
No high schools in Britain
#172 to #165 - neelix (05/26/2013) [-]
We do. I'm graduating this summer, but I've never heard of the term graduation money. We generally don't get gifts for graduating, unless I've just been missinformed! ;)
#202 to #172 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm from England, we do not graduate, we do not have huge parties, we don't wear those cool hats and throw them in the air at the same time. We take tests, we either pass or fail.

unless you're really rich... then none of the above applies
User avatar #220 to #202 - robertolee ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
We do wear those cool hats and throw them in the air when you graduate but that is saved for when you graduate from university, not high school.
#248 to #202 - calvinlines (05/26/2013) [-]
Literally you're all about 12
In the UK we DO have graduation ceremonies when you finish UNIVERSITY.

Same thing, robes, hats blah blah
#218 to #165 - cabbagemayhem (05/26/2013) [-]
I commend you for being a user of the internet and actually answering the question of someone in need with a smartass rhetorical question
User avatar #41 to #36 - rangerofthesea (05/26/2013) [-]
in america when we graduate highschool we have a graduation party, and traditionally you get some money from family and friends as a goodjob heres a startout wad...so some people get a couple of hundred dollars while the more wealthy families could give several thousand...it just lets the graduate have some spending money while summer is there before college.
#44 to #41 - johnpish (05/26/2013) [-]
I commend you for being a user of the internet and actually answering the question of someone in need
#77 to #41 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Why dont canadians do this
User avatar #111 to #77 - bagguhsleep (05/26/2013) [-]
Not everyone in glorious america land gets graduation money.
User avatar #78 to #77 - rangerofthesea (05/26/2013) [-]
i dont know, but what i do know is that everyone deserves to feel special about their ccomplishments
#152 to #41 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
... people actually do that for high school? I thought that was just for college.
#167 to #152 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
I'd think it's more for high school.

Or at least when i graduated high school my total haul was about $1500 and when I graduated college "only" $350
User avatar #129 to #41 - halor (05/26/2013) [-]
i remember graduation money, i only spent 20 bucks of it that summer...then school started and i had to spend it all on school books
#16 - SILENCEnight (05/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2049659 at Friendly ** that looks like a good 500$
User avatar #198 - xCONGiEx (05/26/2013) [-]
I told my family I graduated and didn't get ****
User avatar #200 to #198 - jtjas ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
thats because you prob graduated like 2 years ago
User avatar #201 to #200 - xCONGiEx (05/26/2013) [-]
it was awhile ago, but the fact remains that I still have not received support.
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User avatar #209 to #208 - xCONGiEx (05/26/2013) [-]
At least I have funnyjunkers
User avatar #203 to #201 - jtjas ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
you prob have the full support of your family.
User avatar #204 to #203 - xCONGiEx (05/26/2013) [-]
immediate, yes.
User avatar #100 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
That seems like a lot of money O.o
Unless those are 1's under those 20's, then it's still a nice amount of money...
#121 - LocoJoe (05/26/2013) [-]
A fake gun? Damn liberals.
#137 to #121 - Fjcf (05/26/2013) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #249 to #137 - Fjcf (05/26/2013) [-]
lol
#221 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Graduation money ? OP's from a rich family , I got a kick in the ass and told to go get a job ......fukin graduation money .
User avatar #226 to #221 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
My dad's well off and I got the same response as you... in fact, my mom told me to get a " ******* job you lazy **** " during exams... before I even graduated high school...
#227 to #226 - agonix (05/26/2013) [-]
I got all the love and money you never had. How does that feel?
User avatar #232 to #227 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Meh, not much different, my brothers a spoiled **** even though he's failed out of high school and never even volunteered anywhere so.... yeah, I've felt that feel many times before.
#233 to #232 - agonix (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay then.
#186 - rambomanthree (05/26/2013) [-]
My family doesn't believe in giving money out for graduation or even open houses.. because "graduation itself is a gift"   
   
I'm jelly, plus your uncle is 			*******		 amazing OP!
My family doesn't believe in giving money out for graduation or even open houses.. because "graduation itself is a gift"

I'm jelly, plus your uncle is ******* amazing OP!
User avatar #223 to #186 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Tell your parents to go **** themselves... graduation is not a god damn gift, you work ******* hard to earn it. If your parents have the nerve to turn around and tell you that the product of four years hard work and bending over backwards for asshole profs and/or teachers is something that is bestowed to you through the kindness of their hearts, then they can go and royally get ****** .
#181 - Twatsnot (05/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Time to copy a joke as anon.

"Dried grass? These kids nowadays have weird street names for these things."
#211 - hookupz (05/26/2013) [-]
So I was walking to class one day, when I saw a briefcase with a lock on it on the side of the road. I surveyed the area to see that no one was around, then I quickly snatched the briefcase and ran back home, forgetting about class. I cut the lock, and I found a bunch of drugs and money inside! Since I was skipping class, I decided to have a good time so I injected the marijuana and I almost died.

Here is a pic to prove it.
User avatar #216 to #211 - Zombiefried (05/26/2013) [-]
You don't inject marijuana....
User avatar #222 to #216 - folkflunky (05/26/2013) [-]
ithinkthat'sthejoke.jpg
User avatar #213 to #211 - hookupz (05/26/2013) [-]
Oops, don't mind my silly caption at the top of the picture. I'm pretty drunk off that marijuana I injected.
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