How most people view bananas. . ABSOLUTE POISON COMPLETELY EDIBLE. I can't even touch my tongue to a banana without gagging How most people view bananas ABSOLUTE POISON COMPLETELY EDIBLE I can't even touch my tongue to a banana without gagging
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - girguy
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I can't even touch my tongue to a banana without gagging
User avatar #11 to #7 - Psychotic
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(05/26/2013) [-]
The smell makes me vomit
#13 to #7 - anon id: 85a6011c
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Speaking of bananas and gagging
I always like to try and see how much of the banana I can fit in my mouth
No homo
#43 to #13 - themongoose
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WAY homo, bro.
WAY homo, bro.
#54 to #13 - durkadurka
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#18 to #13 - anon id: 7e2dc1d0
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to my 9th-grade written math exam I grew bored pretty quickly, since we weren't allowed to leave when we were finished. So during the last 30-40 mins, I started gagging /eating bananas and cucombers, starring directly into the teachers eyes, who had to make sure my class wasn't cheating.

- afterwards two boys from my class thanked me, since they cheated while the teacher loled
#88 to #18 - anon id: eecc202c
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..why the **** did you have bananas and cucumbers with you while taking a math test.
User avatar #94 to #88 - wilburn
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its simple. Hes the man who math warns you about.
#20 to #7 - anon id: 9de71736
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have my thumb. Same here. They give me a weird tickling sensation in my mouth
User avatar #33 to #20 - sepheroth
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(05/26/2013) [-]
That sensation is actually your body's way of telling you it needs more vitamin c.
C for cock, that is.
#89 to #7 - bladebites
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Same here. They're too squishy and weird, I just can't eat them.
Same here. They're too squishy and weird, I just can't eat them.
User avatar #96 to #7 - rhiaanor
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Im allergic to good fruits like grapes, bananas, and ******* watermelons. Make my throat itch. ******* assholes. If god is real that ************ will owe me every banana/watermelon/grape I wasn't able to eat. EVERY DAMN ONE!
User avatar #99 to #7 - faggotprincess
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I can shove the whole thing down my throat without gagging
User avatar #86 to #7 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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A banana gave me stomach cramps once that lasted for hours and now even the smell of them makes me feel sick.
User avatar #8 to #7 - aidsfarting
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******* closet homosexual
#10 to #8 - ThatGuyWhoTalks
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#30 to #8 - ultratoaster
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User avatar #67 to #8 - girguy
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lol
#65 to #8 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Oh No ** indeed
#87 to #65 - mitchblahman
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Nein nein nein nein nein!
User avatar #28 to #8 - missrainbowdash
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but that doesn't make sense
User avatar #31 to #28 - Blargosnarf
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Bananas are known for their very phallic shape.
User avatar #32 to #31 - missrainbowdash
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yeah, but wouldn't straight people, then by using logic, not like them for that reason?
User avatar #47 to #32 - turbodoosh
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Doesn't touch it without gagging.. i.e. he shoves it down his throat every time he touches one
User avatar #95 to #47 - articulate
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Oh is that what he meant? I thought that he was implying that he was only saying he didn't like them because he wanted people to think he was straight.
User avatar #97 to #95 - thepandaking
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I'm pretty sure you're right. it makes the "******* closet homosexual" all the more funny because everyone can see he's trying too hard.
User avatar #70 to #8 - thefurey
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I hate bananas too. But i ******* love hot dogs, corn dogs,popsicles, all that ****. And still hitting the pussy.
#71 to #70 - anon id: 5d78bd37
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hitting a cat is wrong
#1 - walkerjam
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The lightbulb got it right...   
What kind of shenanigans is this...
The lightbulb got it right...
What kind of shenanigans is this...
User avatar #3 to #1 - articulate
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"POISON COMPLETELY EDIBLE"
#21 - haheho
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Becouse .. ya know .. its the banana junk parts
#26 to #21 - dildolicker
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User avatar #24 to #21 - viscerys
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Looks more like the hair, based on that picture.
User avatar #4 - pentol
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in recent time i have begun opening bananas in the end with no "handle".
this eliminates the risk of the peel tearing along its own length, instead of snapping across.
now i only have to worry myself about removing the black, harmless tip you distrust, because it looks rotten (it isn't)

also: before human interference, bananas used to be so small you could fit them in your palm along the length of it. they grew in small bunches of less than 5.
the pre-human-alteration banana was full of unedible seeds.
then humans turned bananas into huge clumps of large, curved (sterile) deliciousness.
now bananas are being straightened out, for better stacking and more effective transportation.
User avatar #34 to #4 - danniegurl
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well, the black part, even if it's edible, doesn't taste good and it's harder. so i wouldn't want to eat it
#5 to #4 - loonquawl
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#29 - tenmillionbears
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Related...
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#27 - yodaddysofat
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proper way to eat a bananna
#76 to #27 - jmillenium
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And /b/ yells in rejoice.
#92 to #27 - titaniums
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#6 - felixfj
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#45 - khajiithaswares
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#40 - playcolt
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#41 to #40 - thebesttrumpeteer
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go on
#49 to #41 - foundit
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what the **** is that thing?
User avatar #60 to #49 - metallicaone
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your moms cooter
User avatar #23 - pyrelord
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Because it doesn't taste good and it has a horrid texture to it. It's like eating the entire popcorn bag kernels and all.