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Jesus wanted to kill them

 
Jesus wanted to kill them. ...or the spaghetti monster.... I think it was the spaghetti monster. Mann. {Jill hum: i' You we got to ""tee lard: right? tn. LE so

...or the spaghetti monster....

I think it was the spaghetti monster

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#98 - tentaclerapee (05/26/2013) [-]
There are probably more comments warning me about ********** than there are actual ********* comments.
#37 - midgetnigger (05/26/2013) [-]
BTW, the way he asked that question was so unusual and awkward... It's seems to me like he was kinda forced to ask it.
User avatar #43 - demandsgayversion (05/26/2013) [-]
If a person came and destroyed everything I own, I wouldn't say 'thanks for not killing me.'
#45 to #43 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
I wish God's were people, that would be awesome
User avatar #251 to #45 - thesinful (05/26/2013) [-]
Read up on Greco-Roman mythology. Their gods were what happens when average people have superpowers and immortality: they become egomaniacal assholes who mutilate anyone who even accidentally sorta offends them and **** anything they see.
User avatar #337 to #251 - fedegon (05/27/2013) [-]
Except Eris, she only ****** other gods over.
#81 to #45 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Campione!
#132 to #43 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
That's gotta be one extreme orgasm.
User avatar #115 to #43 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh but the Lord was merely testing them, he works in mysterious ways.
This is when a sarcasm font would come in handy
#124 to #115 - kiboz ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh but we have a sarcasm font
And i absolutely hate using it.
User avatar #287 to #124 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Everyone likes the short way, huh...
#316 to #287 - kiboz ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
You're supposed to put every second letter in italic, not all of them
User avatar #323 to #316 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
I know that but I'm using a shortened version that I made up.
#160 - noonesperfect (05/26/2013) [-]
well atheists, your move.
User avatar #200 to #160 - millenia (05/26/2013) [-]
True, but Godzilla did destroy Tokyo while Atheistzilla did not.

1-1.
#241 to #200 - atheistzilla (05/26/2013) [-]
just give me some time!!
just give me some time!!
#255 - nephritho (05/26/2013) [-]
A Christian, an Atheist, a Muslim and a Jew walked in a bar.
they had a nice chat, a good laugh and a few drinks then they went home.
#92 - headhunternl (05/26/2013) [-]
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#205 - jollyjolieisjolly (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist.
User avatar #305 to #205 - chrislafff (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian, and I found that pretty funny.
#61 - advicedude (05/26/2013) [-]
Y'all just need to shut the **** up and laugh.
#224 - setittowumbo (05/26/2013) [-]
I barley see any comment fights of the supposive 			****		 storm. All I see is  a bunch of comments saying there's a 			*********		 and comments saying we should all get along when hardly anyone is fighting....
I barley see any comment fights of the supposive **** storm. All I see is a bunch of comments saying there's a ********* and comments saying we should all get along when hardly anyone is fighting....
#100 - desklamp (05/26/2013) [-]
I feel a little bit sorry for this woman. She seems like a Good Atheist, but now she's going to be turned into some kind of mascot for all the Douche Atheists.
#105 to #100 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
**** you gay faggot whiny bitch whore.
User avatar #169 - thomasman (05/26/2013) [-]
But if god isn't real then what makes the next tissue come out of the box
#159 - neoexdeath (05/26/2013) [-]
If god is real, why isn't he stopping me from raping puppies every Thursday morning?   
   
Christians: 0   
Epic Fail Guy: 1   
Puppies: -1
If god is real, why isn't he stopping me from raping puppies every Thursday morning?

Christians: 0
Epic Fail Guy: 1
Puppies: -1
User avatar #166 to #159 - sketchE (05/26/2013) [-]
oh the puppies are getting about four
#143 - luckyspirit (05/26/2013) [-]
Can't we all just let each other believe what they want and stop fighting?
Can't we all just let each other believe what they want and stop fighting?
#226 to #143 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
As long as people have different ideals, we can never truly be at peace.
#252 to #143 - abcdxyz (05/26/2013) [-]
You would think that, but this is the internet. If you have an opinion then everyone hates you
User avatar #306 to #143 - chrislafff (05/26/2013) [-]
No, silly! This is FunnyJunk, we have to argue and try to make people with different beliefs feel inferior to us.
User avatar #172 to #143 - darthblam ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
It's a nice idea and all, but when one belief is always saying the other's wrong, threatening them for not having their beliefs, or constantly trying to force their beliefs on others, you simply can't say that in this world.
And pretty much every belief does in some way.
User avatar #206 to #143 - uhidk (05/26/2013) [-]
nope.

welcome to the real world.
User avatar #249 to #143 - Fgner (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't know what I am - I just call it unitologist (yes, after the Dead Space cult).

I believe that humans will always have different cultures and beliefs, and that's good. Diversity is what makes us so strong. But we need to avoid letting it separate us and hold us back.

So I made a set of rules like "no encouraging the harm of humans or animals", "cannot deny proven facts by modern science other than in the admittance or conduction of previous or future miracles", "cannot promote the segregation of humans based on religion, race, etc.", and so forth. Generally things that promote the well being of people and the advancement of the human race.

If your religion or your culture falls into those set of rules, I accept it. I'm glad you have your beliefs and I won't try to tell you you're wrong, I won't even bring it up. You deserve your right to choose! It's not like I'm the all knowing fountain of knowledge myself! Yoiu could very well be right!

If it doesn't - I won't go out of my way to talk about it - I simply won't accept your beliefs. I will treat you as any other human being, and I will respect your right to your beliefs, but I'm not going to respect you as a person, or your religion. And if they time comes that you wish to engage in a discussion about said religion or culture, my lack of respect will be made obvious. It's not even that I don't believe you could be right - it's simply that even if you are, I have no desire to take part in such a system. And I would rather burn in Hell than be rewarded by a God who wants me to harm my brothers and sisters.

Personally I believe in the plausibility of religion, but make no attempt to understand the truth. There's too many - too tainted by humans. When I die, I believe I will either be judged for what I did or not judged at all. I refuse to admit I'll be judged in what I believed. And until that day, I want to help humanity move forward as much as I can. So I live by this belief system, not a religion.
#273 - sweetellie (05/26/2013) [-]
She's an atheist, so obviously we need to give this thumbs.
She's an atheist, so obviously we need to give this thumbs.
#256 to #131 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
I cannot stand Dick Dawkins
#196 to #131 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
that first sentence makes no sence at all, is there some part missing from it?
User avatar #247 to #196 - Fgner (05/26/2013) [-]
Humanity has created thousands of gods in our existence. We've always found new things to worship, new religions to take hold.

The first sentence is saying that we don't believe in even a fraction of a percent of these gods. Even the religious ones. Therefore, they are atheists about thousands of gods and religions.

Athiests just take it one god further (assuming a monotheistic religion) and say they don't believe in any.

Better?
User avatar #213 to #196 - annaisocoolike (05/26/2013) [-]
what about the sentence doesn't make sense to you?
#203 to #131 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you have just explained Monotheism.
#127 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
thanks god for destroying our town
User avatar #77 - TIDYKIWI (05/26/2013) [-]
My house got blown over an I almost dies, But I didn't! THANK THE LORD! WUT
User avatar #215 - robbayyy (05/26/2013) [-]
Just watched it on YouTube and she says " I'm an actually an athiest , but I don't blame others for thanking the lord." She seems like a pretty cool gal
User avatar #243 to #215 - nightmaren (05/26/2013) [-]
I'd have no qualms with putting my dick in her
User avatar #120 - PubLandlord (05/26/2013) [-]
If you believed in God why would you thank him, he just came and ****** up everything for no reason, killed people, put you and others in danger, but I must thank him that I didn't die.

If he is all powerful

God burns your house down: "thank god I survived !"

He could have just not burnt your house down and you would be alive with a house
#195 to #120 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
i think the theory is the devil ****** everything up and god was like oh no wait just take their stuff
User avatar #308 to #195 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
God is supposedly a being that created the entire universe/multiverse and has all possible power. I'm fairly sure he could stop the devil if he really wanted to.
#122 to #120 - foxxywithpaws (05/26/2013) [-]
Then they give you the excuse "God works in mysterious ways."
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