Jesus wanted to kill them. ...or the spaghetti monster.... I think it was the spaghetti monster.. If a person came and destroyed everything I own, I wouldn't say 'thanks for not killing me.' asdasdsad
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#43 - demandsgayversion
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(05/26/2013) [-]
If a person came and destroyed everything I own, I wouldn't say 'thanks for not killing me.'
#45 to #43 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I wish God's were people, that would be awesome
#251 to #45 - thesinful ONLINE
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Read up on Greco-Roman mythology. Their gods were what happens when average people have superpowers and immortality: they become egomaniacal assholes who mutilate anyone who even accidentally sorta offends them and **** anything they see.
#337 to #251 - fedegon
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Except Eris, she only ****** other gods over.
#81 to #45 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Campione!
#132 to #43 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
That's gotta be one extreme orgasm.
#115 to #43 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT ONLINE
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Oh but the Lord was merely testing them, he works in mysterious ways.
This is when a sarcasm font would come in handy
#124 to #115 - kiboz
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Oh but we have a sarcasm font
And i absolutely hate using it.
#287 to #124 - killerliquid
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Everyone likes the short way, huh...
#316 to #287 - kiboz
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(05/26/2013) [-]
You're supposed to put every second letter in italic, not all of them
#323 to #316 - killerliquid
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I know that but I'm using a shortened version that I made up.
#37 - midgetnigger
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(05/26/2013) [-]
BTW, the way he asked that question was so unusual and awkward... It's seems to me like he was kinda forced to ask it.
#160 - noonesperfect
Reply +69
(05/26/2013) [-]
well atheists, your move.
#200 to #160 - millenia
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(05/26/2013) [-]
True, but Godzilla did destroy Tokyo while Atheistzilla did not.

1-1.
#241 to #200 - atheistzilla
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(05/26/2013) [-]
just give me some time!!
just give me some time!!
#98 - tentaclerapee
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(05/26/2013) [-]
There are probably more comments warning me about ********** than there are actual ********* comments.
#100 - desklamp
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I feel a little bit sorry for this woman. She seems like a Good Atheist, but now she's going to be turned into some kind of mascot for all the Douche Atheists.
#105 to #100 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
**** you gay faggot whiny bitch whore.
#205 - jollyjolieisjolly
Reply +36
(05/26/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist.
#305 to #205 - chrislafff
Reply -1
(05/26/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian, and I found that pretty funny.
#293 to #205 - bazingaman
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Yes
#62 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
The polite thing to do would just be nod your head silently.
#65 to #62 - RandomAnonGuy
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Uh, why?
#63 to #62 - bodasion
Reply +35
(05/26/2013) [-]
You could have done the same thing as you skipped the content, right?
#157 - Jigglejellow
Reply +31
(05/26/2013) [-]
MFW the comments.
MFW the comments.
#223 to #157 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
That was ******* funny.
#177 to #157 - ichbinzweijahrealt
Reply +12
(05/26/2013) [-]
My name is Christian
#282 to #177 - chrisruler
Reply +1
(05/26/2013) [-]
so is mine
#313 to #282 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(05/26/2013) [-]
How did you feel when you saw a guy with your name running like a little bitch?
#120 - PubLandlord
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(05/26/2013) [-]
If you believed in God why would you thank him, he just came and ****** up everything for no reason, killed people, put you and others in danger, but I must thank him that I didn't die.

If he is all powerful

God burns your house down: "thank god I survived !"

He could have just not burnt your house down and you would be alive with a house
#195 to #120 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
i think the theory is the devil ****** everything up and god was like oh no wait just take their stuff
#308 to #195 - ilovehitler
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(05/26/2013) [-]
God is supposedly a being that created the entire universe/multiverse and has all possible power. I'm fairly sure he could stop the devil if he really wanted to.
#138 to #120 - KungFuZerO
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(05/26/2013) [-]
#122 to #120 - foxxywithpaws
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Then they give you the excuse "God works in mysterious ways."
#131 - annaisocoolike
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(05/26/2013) [-]
#196 to #131 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
that first sentence makes no sence at all, is there some part missing from it?
#247 to #196 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Humanity has created thousands of gods in our existence. We've always found new things to worship, new religions to take hold.

The first sentence is saying that we don't believe in even a fraction of a percent of these gods. Even the religious ones. Therefore, they are atheists about thousands of gods and religions.

Athiests just take it one god further (assuming a monotheistic religion) and say they don't believe in any.

Better?
#213 to #196 - annaisocoolike
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(05/26/2013) [-]
what about the sentence doesn't make sense to you?
#203 to #131 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you have just explained Monotheism.
#256 to #131 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I cannot stand Dick Dawkins