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User avatar #1 - konradkurze (05/25/2013) [-]
british women are so ugly....because vikings took all the pretty ones
User avatar #87 to #1 - shoryuken (05/26/2013) [-]
true that ha!
User avatar #111 to #1 - tomorrowsnightmare (05/26/2013) [-]
Billie Piper
Emma Watson
Kate Beckinsale
Freema Agyeman

Just to name a few.
User avatar #112 to #111 - konradkurze (05/26/2013) [-]
well the vikings havent been around for a while, so the UK has started to recover
User avatar #9 to #1 - trishaferr (05/25/2013) [-]
As a british woman I think... well... yeah, I guess you're right...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mudkipfucker [OP](05/25/2013) [-]
As a British person i agree
User avatar #3 to #2 - konradkurze (05/25/2013) [-]
aside from a few rare ones, who tend to become celebrities because they look good, like Siouxsie or Joanna Lumley
User avatar #6 to #3 - razerdude ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
and Emma Watson
#79 to #1 - totalsuckpod (05/26/2013) [-]
#83 to #79 - konradkurze (05/26/2013) [-]
reminds me of that movie 'Dennis the Menace, where he broke mr wilsons false teeth and replaced them with candy

British: natural candy teeth
#11 to #1 - kez (05/25/2013) [-]
48 of FHMs top 100 sexiest women are from the UK. Way more than any other country.

I'm half Norwegian half english myself, and girls in scandinavia are a league above any other country/area on average I would say, but UK has just as many hot girls as anywhere else like America or France etc tbh.

If this is just a joke its all good, but anyone who actually thinks that is just ignorant and kinda dumb.
User avatar #14 to #11 - odonnell (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think a top 100 chart is a valid example.
I agree with you on the women being just as good here as anywhere else, everywhere has the ugly ones and the good looking ones.
But, the FHM charts etc only go by famous people. There are plenty of everyday girls you pass on the street that are hotter than people like Rihanna (No. 2) and Helen Flanagan (No. 3). Although some are pretty hot and deserve to be in the Top 100 (Mila Kunis etc), its inaccurate, it should be top 100 female stars, not just top 100 women.
#23 to #14 - kez (05/25/2013) [-]
Of course yeah, but it was just an example that british women arent ugly. And with it I wasnt trying to say british women are the hottest just because they have the most people on the list. That does go to Norway and Sweden, because god damn.

All i meant is the joke simpley has no basis behind it. If it was meant purely as a joke then I dont care, but if people actually think that, just no.
#24 to #23 - odonnell (05/25/2013) [-]
I can agree with that, Definitely Norwegian or Swedish girls they're usually hot, and are down to earth due to the Scandinavian upbringing. I'd like to move to Scandinavia, but I don't have the patience to learn a language and It seems like a **** tonne of hassle trying to set up in a different country (At least to start with any way)

Pic somewhat related, only thing I've got with some relevance to Scandinavia.
User avatar #17 to #11 - konradkurze (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah, there are hot girls in uk, just some scary ugly ones too
#29 to #17 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
and where are you from sir? if you say america kill yourself you ******* hypocrit.
User avatar #31 to #29 - konradkurze (05/25/2013) [-]
no, im from east germany....plenty of hot girls there....though part of that is from the eastern european migrants over the years
User avatar #109 to #11 - rokkarokkaali (05/26/2013) [-]
The UK is lucky enough to have 48 of the hottest women because the unlucky ones were taken by vikings.
#28 - psykojet (05/25/2013) [-]
And yet, Finland still needs vodka to even get a boner
And yet, Finland still needs vodka to even get a boner
User avatar #43 to #28 - pellonpoika (05/26/2013) [-]
But finns aren't technically vikings
#122 to #43 - stgfilitov (05/26/2013) [-]
of course they aren't. Vikings were Norwegians,danish,and swedes.
User avatar #71 to #28 - tommymemeborn (05/26/2013) [-]
That's because they had to go so far to go rape and pilage
#105 - peptobismalk (05/26/2013) [-]
#129 to #105 - amuzen (05/26/2013) [-]
Is it just me or do they look like a trash mob of trolls from an mmo of some sort
#18 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
The Vikings were actually afraid of their own Viking women. They believed that their women could do some magic and tell the future. It was illegal to touch a woman's hand without her permission! Also, when married, a man was required to bring home all his wealth he got and give it to his wife. The wife would then be required to figure out how much wealth should be spent on what, and gave her husband an allowance. Also, women could divorce men for almost anything, including lack of sex. If a Viking man didn't **** his wife enough, she could divorce him for it. Divorce was simple. Gather everyone in the house to the couple's bed and announce the divorce and reasons for it.
#123 to #18 - saladtongsofdeath (05/26/2013) [-]
there where marriages back then??? i just assumed he beat her over the head with a huge mallet and drag her back to his hut
#152 to #123 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Yes. They had marriage.
User avatar #124 to #18 - dankey (05/26/2013) [-]
vikings would rape their own women you lose i win
#155 to #18 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
That's ******* ******** . Humon wrote that "fact" together to express her femdom fetish.
#21 to #18 - thatgreekkid (05/25/2013) [-]
lack of sex wouldnt happen
#22 to #21 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Apparently, there were some women who divorced their men because of that, or at least women who wanted to have that rule.
User avatar #82 to #18 - trollmobile (05/26/2013) [-]
******** .
complete and utter ******** .
#88 to #82 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay. Why is it ******** ?
User avatar #89 to #88 - trollmobile (05/26/2013) [-]
this is an extremely exaggregated version of the truth.
the viking women were the rulers of the house and everything that belonged to it, but they were in no way in control over their husband's belongings, nor was divorce something easily thrown around.

the man ruled over the man things, the woman ruled over the woman things.

it was a far more equal society than most, but it's nowhere near the matriarch society that the original comment of this thread makes it look like.
#151 to #89 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh ok.
#40 to #18 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
source pwease?
#46 to #41 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
I confess, most of my information came from humon. I admit, she might not be the best source, but she seems to know what she's doing.

http:// humon. [url deleted] /art /Viking-and-his-wife-326333411

If link does not work, go to deviantart and look up humon's profile, and look for Viking and his wife.
I forgot where I read about the divorce for lack of sex, though.
User avatar #4 - sidathon (05/25/2013) [-]
Gotta hand it to Scandinavians - their women are ******* hot
#20 to #4 - lorkhan ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
And its rabies free.
And its rabies free.
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#114 to #100 - clockworkphysicist (05/26/2013) [-]
In nazi germany the third reich would award an honorary medal to women who had fourteen children. It was because it was supporting the arian race and doing a serice to their country.
In nazi germany the third reich would award an honorary medal to women who had fourteen children. It was because it was supporting the arian race and doing a serice to their country.
User avatar #5 - pooflinger (05/25/2013) [-]
The Scandinavians understood evolution well.
#90 - anheroplz (05/26/2013) [-]
I wish i could live in Europe.
with pretty women, culture, better history.
But im scared considering not many other countries like Americans.
User avatar #131 to #90 - gmarrox (05/26/2013) [-]
You're acting like one of those girls who has to make it KNOWN she's a girl, but she still thinks she belongs in the kitchen. Don't be a kissass. Be proud that you're American, or leave. Jokes aside, most Europeans love Americans the same way most Americans love Europeans. Jokes are jokes, don't take them seriously.
#133 to #90 - senseofpurpose (05/26/2013) [-]
what #95 said
what #95 said
User avatar #101 to #90 - tigersstripes (05/26/2013) [-]
I feel the same way. I want to move to Denmark so badly, but with no knowledge of any European culture, because of our ****** up school system, it seems like i would look rather naive.... *eternal American sadness*
User avatar #107 to #101 - babbylicious (05/26/2013) [-]
Why don't you open up a textbook, and study that **** instead of having teachers telling you what to do?
User avatar #144 to #107 - tigersstripes (05/26/2013) [-]
Because i would have to get a textbook from Europe to learn **** . We have 4 years of US history and a year of US gov over our 12 school years. We have 2 years of ancient history, and one year of geography. We have 2 years to choose in highschool and 2 we don't really do history in elementary. The textbooks are far to vague to learn anything from, as i have looked. They are trying to stretch out our 200 years of history in 4 classes, and then cram from Mesopotamian or Mayan time up to damn-near present into 3 or so. Most US history classes don't even get to the World Wars. i am just complaining at my horrid lack of cultural education. I will stop.
User avatar #149 to #144 - babbylicious (05/26/2013) [-]
No you do not. At least to learn history you do not have too. First off, if you are really curious on learning about Europeon Culture (which also includes history I am presuming), buy an old AP text book from Amazon. Our textbooks are pretty amazing when it comes to historical descriptions. The problem stems from time crunched syllabii used by teachers. From the sounds if it, you hate our education system and I understand your frustration, but keep in mind that you live in a world where you have plenty of resources outside the classroom. If you really want to learn, stop blaming the teachers and 1) read a textbook independently, 2) go look up youtube videos on world history 3) Go use online resources, which also includes but is not limited to wikipedia 4) have discussions online with real Europeons or people who have lived in Europe for years.

TLDR: There are plenty of resources out there. Stop bitching about our ****** education system and learn yourself.
User avatar #154 to #149 - tigersstripes (05/26/2013) [-]
I actually do look at a lot of stuff outside of school, alongside cultural things, like music, i read blogs and stuff from other countries, because that is what i am most interested in is foreign culture and society. I'm not sure what textbooks you are looking at, but mine have always skimmed over a lot because they are trying to fit all this stuff in to 1000 or so pages, but that's just what i see.
User avatar #110 to #90 - migzdgreat (05/26/2013) [-]
I like the Philippines and it's culture but the youth is just too cringe-worthy. They embrace the cultures and music of others so easily and they forget their own culture just as easy.
User avatar #132 to #110 - senseofpurpose (05/26/2013) [-]
You should add some pinoy people in facebook.
It's like a cult. They keep making this huge-ass threads with everyone they know (like a mailing spam list) and then spam random **** in there
User avatar #136 to #132 - migzdgreat (05/26/2013) [-]
I know, I'm a Filipino. Also, I'll gladly take my red thumbs.
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#135 to #134 - senseofpurpose (05/26/2013) [-]
haha, it's a social service, someone has to do it
User avatar #137 to #135 - migzdgreat (05/26/2013) [-]
What's a social service?

I'm literally asking what the social service is and not asking for its definition.
User avatar #138 to #137 - senseofpurpose (05/26/2013) [-]
well, you deleted your comment so I can't quote it anymore
User avatar #140 to #138 - migzdgreat (05/26/2013) [-]
Wait, I get it now. Social Service looks like Social Security so it never occurred to me that you were trying to say that Facebook was a Social Networking Site.

No need for explanation now.
User avatar #139 to #138 - migzdgreat (05/26/2013) [-]
It's about chain messages of Justin Bieber, One Direction, or some sluts.
User avatar #95 to #90 - jaerbuen (05/26/2013) [-]
People don't like assholes, regardless of gender, race or nationality. If you're not an asshole you can safely travel across Europe and probably meet a lot of nice people along the way.
#97 to #90 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to leave since no other country has FREEDOM
#103 to #97 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
>Implying Germany, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland and most first wold countries aren't free.

God damn it dude, don't be so damn self-centered.
#125 to #103 - tyroneisanigger (05/26/2013) [-]
You don't get the joke, do you?
User avatar #126 to #90 - bossdelainternet (05/26/2013) [-]
Those a really close minded outlook...
#38 - Tailsfan (05/26/2013) [-]
Why are only the swedes and danes acknowledged as viking when the norwegians were the most ruthless bunch?
User avatar #85 to #38 - deadmuerto (05/26/2013) [-]
sure they will
#99 to #38 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
All the books I read are about Danish and Norwegian Vikings, rare to find one about a Swedish one.
User avatar #102 to #99 - Tailsfan (05/26/2013) [-]
Because there were barely any
User avatar #12 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Then I told this to my smartass uncle... now I know that they actually thought they are superior and didn't want to mix viking blood with the other filth.
User avatar #50 to #12 - atzekatze (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - northleech (05/25/2013) [-]
Swedes - unite!
User avatar #13 to #7 - lordketchup (05/25/2013) [-]
#15 to #7 - lickmygenitals (05/25/2013) [-]
Dat bakgrund
User avatar #10 to #7 - nidhugg ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
#19 to #7 - reican (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes... You Swedes form a wall so we can use you s shields.
#69 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
I've seen this several times but for some reason I read the lower part as "Because Vikings never brought black ones."
User avatar #37 - conordalymcr (05/25/2013) [-]
God damn you Swedes, you took our attractive women and then tried to terrorize monks but failed because you couldn't get in the door. We forgive you though, you've got cool music.
-Ireland (Waterford in particular)
#39 to #37 - byposted (05/26/2013) [-]
Do not worry, Ireland. Sweden will suit the interests of global peace once the Islamic Revolution throws away the leftist regime.

Allah Akbar!
#72 to #37 - pentol (05/26/2013) [-]
in school they teach us that the sweedes go down the river through europe, all the way to istanbull/miklagard/konstantinopel
the danes went do holland and normandie (normand means roughly "man of north" (and also norwegian in danish))
the norwegians went to whatever island they could find in the north sea: ireland, scotland, shetland, iceland (eventually the icelandic settlers went to greenland and newfoundland)

the sweedes were generally not a common sight in ireland.
norwegians were slightly more known
User avatar #141 to #72 - conordalymcr (05/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, my mistake
#26 - ertene (05/25/2013) [-]
Vikings did actually not bring the pretty ones home, The pretty ones were sold in middle eastern countries, while the ugly ones were brougth home as slaves..
User avatar #104 - deathcampforjewtie (05/26/2013) [-]
Saw the title.
Saw the username.
Began crying and panicking.
Saw the content.
Breathed a sigh of relief.
User avatar #128 - pimpinpenguin (05/26/2013) [-] 40 hottest Scandinavian women... according to The Chive at least
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