A Joke. .. "Honey, can I have some of your urine? I'm trying to outsmart a robot doctor." A Joke "Honey can I have some of your urine? I'm trying to outsmart a robot doctor "
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#15 - solitaryweasel
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(05/25/2013) [-]
"Honey, can I have some of your urine? I'm trying to outsmart a robot doctor."
#114 to #15 - davidavidson
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#115 to #114 - SILENCEnight
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(05/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Satanics ** mfw *roll image*
#117 to #115 - davidavidson
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I'll dec u in m8. swr on me mum..

Also, nice roll
#116 to #114 - davidavidson
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#123 to #15 - zoef ONLINE
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(05/26/2013) [-]
why yes, robots and urine
#122 to #15 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
"Are you taking the piss?"
#18 to #15 - hellomynameisgodsy
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(05/25/2013) [-]
... I read it in his voice, I could almost hear it.
#3 - allnamesrtaken
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(05/25/2013) [-]
**allnamesrtaken rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at We All Want To Learn Thai ** HFW he finds all this out
#124 to #3 - chiefbonebiter
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Why didn't the machine diagnose his **********?
#9 to #3 - jabzilla
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(05/25/2013) [-]
HA that poor bastard...loved malcolm in the middle
#48 to #3 - fuckallnamesrtaken
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Hi
#24 to #3 - Willhelm
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Sweet roll.
#10 to #3 - cula
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(05/25/2013) [-]
MFW you roll YFW
MFW you roll YFW
#11 to #10 - roll
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(05/25/2013) [-]
wat
#12 to #11 - cula
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(05/25/2013) [-]
*HFW
#22 to #11 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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(05/25/2013) [-]
roll roll roll roll
#5 to #3 - blargtastic
Reply +29
(05/25/2013) [-]
MFW your roll was relevant.
MFW your roll was relevant.
#13 - rebenely
Reply +172
(05/25/2013) [-]
Avoid heavy lifting
#76 to #13 - walkerjam
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Shame he wasn't asian. Would have been a much lesser issue.
#20 to #13 - romdadon
Reply +11
(05/25/2013) [-]
gets tennis brain
#14 - matralith
Reply +99
(05/25/2013) [-]
How did he get a urine sample from his wife and daughter?

It's not something you ask at dinner.
#16 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Maybe they were religious

"Pee into this cup, God has demanded so"
#112 to #14 - onceapiece
Reply 0
(05/26/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering, since when did Archer become a meme?
#120 to #14 - irageprettyhard
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(05/26/2013) [-]
He went to the DAAAAAAAAANGER ZOOOONEE!!!!!!!!
#30 - abdullahmag
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(05/25/2013) [-]
"your tap water is too hard, get a water softener"

wat?!
#81 to #30 - TheUndeadMexican
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I read this as fap water.

But why.
#89 to #30 - akneegrow
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(05/26/2013) [-]
His tap water is actually ice, and the water softener that the machine is talking about is heat.
#38 to #30 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I have hard tap water too
Just a **** ton of iron in it.
#31 to #30 - arthurfj
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Hard water contains lots of mineral salts. It interferes with the formation of lather with soap.

themoreyouknow.jpg
#32 to #31 - abdullahmag
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(05/25/2013) [-]
oh right, i understand, it's like water overly saturated with chlorine in out country.
#44 - freakanator
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(05/25/2013) [-]
<-- this machine....
<-- this machine....
#2 - evilbastard
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Funny stuff there !
#43 - extooso
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(05/25/2013) [-]
he had nothing to lose?
wrong he could lose 10$
#90 to #43 - akneegrow
Reply 0
(05/26/2013) [-]
and his urine
#107 to #90 - anon
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Not to mention his wife, family, dog, and elbow.

That is, if he does anything about it.
#87 - superbigfupa
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(05/26/2013) [-]
but can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#29 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Everyone in the comments is ripping this joke apart, so I might as well chime in.

Vitamins don't do **** for worms.