IHOC. . File: -( 20 KB, 310x386, HOP story, ipg) e Be 19 Living in my collegedood Doing school things Works at HOP Because college town, be swinging A group of
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File: -( 20 KB, 310x386, HOP story, ipg)
e Be 19
Living in my collegedood
Doing school things
Works at HOP
Because college town, be swinging
A group of at guys comes in every night
Three are nice and tip well
Cine *******
******* always gets 6 pancakes.
After 2 months of dealing with them . jpg
******** s outweighs his friends' Likeability
Slowly developing cancer from ******* radiation
e seems like he hasn' t mentally evolved yet
probs bordering tard status
uge muskie's though
instead of going for direct confronts: ion i make a decision
going to slowly and methodically **** his mind
Every night, one pancake gets more in nature
Maybe degrees on a day
Because i introduce the nickcage slowly he doesn' t notice for awhile
I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockface down
It begins to be the centerpiece of my day
Definably notices after it is straight up a big honkin' dick
Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry)
Feel a storm brewin
I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening
He looks me dead in the face and asks me
Heyy -(deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a__ no___ n what is this **** ?"
I don' t know
You better start talking or I' ll talk to your manager"
Manager... Iet us refer to him as C.
C is my best friend.
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I' II go get him for you, ****** , sir."
Sneak in ****** cause feeling extra alpha
e notices, not happy.
Approach C and explain everything. He all of it, every detail
e is in on the conspiracy now
Props to C for his improv work.
e sneaks in about El penis related puns into his talk with ******* .
Paraphrasing , Sir, we don' around back here
My employees aren' t messing with souljunk
That mightiest be a coincidence
You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake
Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles
DYING in the kitchen
******* scowls, pays walks out.
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no way this ************ will come
Justin case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it
Dumb ****** comes back
sitting in different zone to not deal with me
doesnt matter
This was our night to bring so many Gallic references in
An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation
we were armed and ready
Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault
This was the All Harlow' s Eve of cock
All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen
Chuck, Dick, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bashboy? Dong
All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge
We plan the assault in waves
Phase I begins
First waiter comes, nametag Johnson
Takes orders, waves bulge in ******** face
mother. ******* . pancakes.
fooi. jpg
Cue Dick
brings drinks, spills ******** on himself in the cock region
Furiously cleans it 2 feet from ******** face
Uproar in the kitchen
Total improv
All of our sides
other tables get ****** service and tips will be slim tonight
worth it
e mo more waves pass
e stands
Silence in the kitchen
e comes into the kitchen
we skitter
C takes over and calms him down
should have been a counselor
Final wave commence
he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that
I stroll out
He looks pissed as ****
I hand him not one, but six straight up ***** . No disputing
Bacon ***** , cherry herpes, whipped *********
My nametag for this evening?
Penis
He rages and punches me cold
Wake up in the hospital
all employees are around my bed
Wake up to applause
Broken nose but oh so worth it
Never see him again
we are known henceforth as IEDC
International House of Cock
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#141 - fodda (07/16/2013) [-]
"An Army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation"


Perfect ^_^
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#138 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
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#137 - graysonschultz (05/26/2013) [-]
OP you magnifecent bastard
User avatar #136 - elcreepo (05/26/2013) [-]
I love these so much that on a rare occasion I wonder if the author of Fats McGee and McDisasters is the same as the one in the content.

11/10 Would order cockcakes at ihoc
#134 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
"Asian busboy's nametag? Dong"

****** lost it
User avatar #133 - AliCattLovee (05/26/2013) [-]
Come join my tinychat, I wanna see what FJ looks like.
These convos are usually really good. Come on
tinychat.com/lggd1
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User avatar #135 to #128 - chainsawdick (05/26/2013) [-]
Watched The Dictator yesterday.
Very relevant.
#126 - dovahkitty (05/26/2013) [-]
mfw <all hollows eve of cock
#125 - iloveyourass (05/26/2013) [-]
That was ******* fantastic.
#122 - elmarcocfc (05/26/2013) [-]
">Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault."
Lost it.
#121 - floofy (05/26/2013) [-]
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#120 - ethiopia (05/26/2013) [-]
>All Hallows Eve of Cock
User avatar #119 - Strudel (05/26/2013) [-]
IHOP
International House of Penis
#118 - anonymouslyawesome (05/26/2013) [-]
Eh that  was okay don't think the story was as funny as everyone in the comments is saying but to each his own.
Eh that was okay don't think the story was as funny as everyone in the comments is saying but to each his own.
#117 - granadablashlack (05/26/2013) [-]
haha brilliant, op tell me another story!
haha brilliant, op tell me another story!
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