There was a traffic jam. . Man Runs out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up Drum Kit to MI Time 011 Tuesday morning, :1 men driving, an the ' l' a. ran out -1: -fjes. There was a traffic jam Man Runs out of Gas on Interstate Sets Up Drum Kit to MI Time 011 Tuesday morning :1 men driving an the ' l' ran -1: -fjes
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Man Runs out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up
Drum Kit to MI Time
011 Tuesday morning, :1 men driving, an the ' l' a. ran out -1: -fjes. Se he did
what ena. n:: would dd: He pulled ever Ts'. the shoulder .'' , at up his drum kit, and
began he play until help arrived.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#42 - SweetJesus
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Then the cops walk out and pull out their guitar and bass. Traffic Jam
#86 to #42 - drfranky
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This comment brightened my day.   
   
You glorious bastard you, thank  you
This comment brightened my day.

You glorious bastard you, thank you
User avatar #124 to #42 - sweateagle
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i think that's the joke in the title
#121 to #42 - sweateagle
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User avatar #64 to #42 - localcatbarber
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That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard.
#66 to #64 - anon id: fce5da92
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its because that comment was taken from reddit as well
#87 to #66 - localcatbarber
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Should've known nothing this good could have been from funnyjunk.
#43 to #42 - lolfire
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#137 to #43 - powellrebecca
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yessssssss Tom Hardy!
yessssssss Tom Hardy!
#136 to #43 - SweetJesus
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I love this gif.
I love this gif.
#75 to #42 - alexanyways
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They're not just cops... they're The Police.
User avatar #79 to #75 - amsel
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WHERE'S STING?
User avatar #90 to #79 - PadreRasta
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(05/25/2013) [-]
On Indiana.
#4 - felixfj
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User avatar #9 to #4 - fitta
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sauce pls
User avatar #20 to #9 - localcatbarber
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Metallica live in Mexico City '09.
#73 to #9 - superstraight **User deleted account**
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#146 to #73 - fitta
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#54 to #4 - rieskimo
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#27 - Thevaultboy
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#40 to #27 - chiefrunnyjeans
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#63 to #27 - anon id: faf3e111
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Attracted to all kinds of women?
#149 to #27 - anon id: 5cf8b25a
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what the ****
User avatar #150 to #149 - Thevaultboy
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i posted that 2 years ago

why are you just now replying?
User avatar #71 to #27 - grogovic
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Should've deleted his internet history.
#83 to #27 - unikornking
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(05/25/2013) [-]
World record for longest nonstop FAP is about 9 hours 58 mins
World record for longest nonstop FAP is about 9 hours 58 mins
#67 to #27 - smokingman
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I accept the challenge!
User avatar #32 to #27 - wardd
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how do they know he masturbated 42 times?
Mayby he was filming it and his mum and the police watched trough the entire video
User avatar #45 to #27 - littlejumpingbean
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(05/25/2013) [-]
so 43 is the limit huh
User avatar #30 to #27 - suiker
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"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photos and videos of nude women that were saved on his pc"

Second line seems sort of redundant
User avatar #35 to #27 - manuelgil
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(05/25/2013) [-]
"her decision came too late"
"decision came too late"
"came too late"
User avatar #31 to #27 - tomtomvdp
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How do they know how many times he masturbated ?
User avatar #33 to #31 - bitchplzzz
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They watched it
User avatar #91 to #31 - PadreRasta
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They counted the pools.
User avatar #102 to #31 - horribleperson
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Well, he did ask me to watch on webcam...
User avatar #126 to #31 - lilnuggetbob
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"At school his classmate commented on the boys problem, and someone said he asked them to connect to the webcam so they could observe him"
Seriously why would you wanna see someone jack off on a webcam
#115 to #31 - fullofgoodshitt
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The webcam the students attached to him.
#112 to #31 - mchtgrnhrnshn
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#111 to #31 - anon id: 507f0d0e
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By counting the tissues.
#105 to #31 - anon id: fab72375
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ehm because 42 is the answer to everything Duh ?
#69 to #31 - anon id: f0aeab44
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i want 2 know that 2 O.o
#3 - finding
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User avatar #93 to #3 - hatesmlp
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what is that from?
User avatar #99 to #93 - Kirstydee
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bioshock, he's doctor steinman
#29 to #3 - suiker
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#36 to #3 - ompalomper
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WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS ONE METALLICA?!

SHE WON'T. PLAY. ROCK!!

I WANT TO MAKE THEM METAL.

BUT THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT WRONG

THIS ONE. TOO SOFT!

THIS ONE. TOO FAST!

THIS ONE. TOO TRASHY!!
#7 - thesirofponies
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At least he had something to do.
#61 - Johnnychristian
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MFW I read the title
MFW I read the title
#60 - comeatmebrother
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User avatar #98 to #60 - extooso
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Peristalsis
User avatar #80 to #60 - wherethawhitewomen [OP]
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That drummer gets so much ****, but people don't understand how hard it is to do that while keeping a steady beat.
User avatar #74 to #60 - pwnfrnzy
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Source to anyone interested.
Link - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVbt5W-DNc
#47 - brytonn
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DCI? anyone?
DCI? anyone?
#51 to #47 - ekiouja
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The mtg DCI
#52 to #51 - ekiouja
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and yes it is an actual card. It's from a joke set called Unglued. And for those of you who do not know what they are, they are the people who make the ban lists and run events.
#123 to #47 - sweateagle
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Crusaders!
#125 to #47 - crusco
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i wanna march carolina crown so bad. ive been marching trumpet for 4 yearss now and i wanna keep going after highschool.
#65 to #47 - LovegoodJuggalo
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Phantom all day.
User avatar #118 to #65 - brytonn
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My drum tech played bass 4 one year for them
User avatar #130 to #118 - LovegoodJuggalo
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That's sick. My tech got contracted to The Cadets and would've marched Bass 2 during their 2005 show if his lack of funds didn't prevent him.
User avatar #48 to #47 - unclaimedusername
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The DCI guys are freaking insane
#49 to #48 - brytonn
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My dream is to one day play tenors for the cavaliers.
Already got this down
User avatar #82 to #49 - vix
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Tenors 4 lyf
User avatar #50 to #49 - unclaimedusername
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Nice, I'd never be able to get that good, but good luck man.
User avatar #103 - Lightclaw
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Thumbing just for the ******* title, good lord.
User avatar #59 - kittygerman
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It looks like a Slow ride for him