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teon' abaut this fruit is that it can switch
flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste
sweet. everything salty will taste bitter- and it gives
water a strong orangejuice taste. It' s also very
expensive.. .costing tryout y ; 000 JPY (which is
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The only Known specimen is in a pot in David Harps treasure
dungeon_ It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every
tumblr blag that reaches 500, 000 fallowers.
It has the remarkable property being as healthy as watermelon
but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza
This planet is really just so amazing guys WOW.
Frabric gamelon
The taste this melon will always surprise you.
Teddy has been great. We can all go to bed- the clay is finished.
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#125 - manirock (05/25/2013) [-]
The Cagemelon:
One of the most common types of watermelon.
It grows anywhere and everywhere it is able to.
Occasionally has a pleasing sweet taste, but most often has a bland flavor.
Most people like it because it tastes amazing in its prime
This allows them to overlook the bitter taste it develops as it ages.
#227 to #125 - shoulda (05/30/2013) [-]
**shoulda rolls 14** Dubs this is real.
#139 to #125 - beefking (05/25/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Bastards **
#17 - kmichel ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is real.
#188 to #17 - ANONyMOUSblah (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is hail.
#184 to #17 - eminempackerfan (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is tail
#198 to #184 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/25/2013) [-]
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what a luck ******* bitch getting to have a tail
#25 to #17 - sabotagesam (05/25/2013) [-]
this, however, israel
#52 to #25 - happyhadgrenade (05/25/2013) [-]
and this, is rail.
#55 to #52 - songemot (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is kale.
#77 to #55 - arkanios (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is ale.
#82 to #77 - garymotherfingoak (05/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This, however, is Nail.
#89 to #82 - sasquatchmaniaman (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, os grail.
#90 to #89 - garymotherfingoak (05/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This, however, is mail.
#190 to #82 - oodlesandoodles (05/25/2013) [-]
No, this is Nail
#201 to #77 - CaptainPugwash (05/26/2013) [-]
This, however, iscale
#197 to #77 - giygasman (05/25/2013) [-]
This, however, is re-ale.
#212 to #55 - slashendrix (05/26/2013) [-]
John, however, is kill
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User avatar #161 to #141 - mavericjones (05/25/2013) [-]
Lol. That's what you get for using articles, I guess. Scroll down - comment 138
User avatar #192 to #161 - repostpatrol (05/25/2013) [-]
sorry i didnt see...
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#28 to #25 - thechosentroll (05/25/2013) [-]
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So is this.
#30 to #25 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
*Palestine
#61 to #30 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
how many of you peope have to be taught, the jews were given israel correctly and legitimately, was non contested land before and now they put it into a state, so quit moaning, jheez
#78 to #61 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Basically, Israel was land that Jews that survived the Holocaust took from the Muslims there in around 1948. There has been a conflict going on between Palestine and Israel ever since, however Israel is more heavily armed because of its vast support from the United States. Next, Israel gives Muslims rights as only 2nd class citizens inside of Israel, the land they took from them.

Summary: Jews took Israel from Muslims in 1948, and there has been a huge conflict ever since, but America supports Israel, who has obviously been winning. Muslims have 2nd class rights inside of Israel.
User avatar #193 to #78 - brenton (05/25/2013) [-]
Actually the U.S. took the land. It was given to the Jews, the Jews themselves didn't take it.
User avatar #211 to #78 - Endofzeeworld (05/26/2013) [-]
We support Isreal because its the only stable democracy in the region.
User avatar #151 to #78 - tarekmig (05/25/2013) [-]
Today is the day when Israel was trying to take over Jordan but Jordan won.
#189 to #25 - SILENCEnight (05/25/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Don't Lie You Don't Have one ** HA bombs
#43 to #25 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
puns lel
User avatar #95 to #25 - alltimetens (05/25/2013) [-]
Palestine*
#146 to #95 - osimonmagus (05/25/2013) [-]
ERROR 404: No Palestine found.
User avatar #199 to #146 - vedgetable (05/25/2013) [-]
i always ask my kurdish friend where kurdistan is, and if he would point it out for me on the map.
User avatar #196 to #95 - kilaniization (05/25/2013) [-]
this, however, is fail
#183 to #95 - brenton (05/25/2013) [-]
It's Israel because America. Duh.
It's Israel because America. Duh.
User avatar #217 to #95 - microfan **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
the joke was cool I admit
#121 to #95 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Palestine still exists? I thought the Jews already missiled that country to oblivion.
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#12 - arkanios (05/25/2013) [-]
This is the Cheese Melon, scientifically known as "Dangerously Melony".

This fruit grows in Passwall, and can only be collected if you sacrifice ten Dunmer and do a dance while upside down.

Once eaten, there's a 97.1220951 + 1/2% chance of it raining cheese across the land, which is the reason of the great flood of cheese wheels in 3E 120, thus giving it it's scientific name.

Daedric Princes are amazing, aren't they?
#140 to #12 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
the piece kinda looks like pumpkin pie
#1 - twi (05/24/2013) [-]
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gay melon
eating it makes you queer
User avatar #99 to #1 - cjfj (05/25/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N melon
User avatar #85 to #1 - ztron (05/25/2013) [-]
goddamn it I tried clicking your name thinking it was a hyperlink.
User avatar #152 to #1 - linktheherooftime (05/25/2013) [-]
What will it make you if your pansexual?
User avatar #158 to #152 - twi (05/25/2013) [-]
dead
User avatar #35 to #1 - sirfisticuffs (05/25/2013) [-]
You mean FABULOUS!
User avatar #11 to #1 - mckinkymcormic (05/25/2013) [-]
10/10 would eat
User avatar #21 to #1 - windmagevaati ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
All of these seem like items
User avatar #22 to #1 - europe (05/25/2013) [-]
But what if you're already Fab-ulous~?
User avatar #57 to #1 - missrainbowdash (05/25/2013) [-]
will it make you straight if you're already queer?
User avatar #3 to #1 - legionofbronies (05/24/2013) [-]
You must have eaten your share then.

Sorry, had to. You're a wonderful person who didn't deserve that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - twi (05/24/2013) [-]
oh no, you're actually right
I'm a HUGE faggot
#5 to #4 - legionofbronies (05/24/2013) [-]
carry on then.
#6 to #5 - twi (05/24/2013) [-]
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I said huge
User avatar #9 to #7 - threadz (05/24/2013) [-]
That's a lot of faggotry
#76 to #4 - theflamingfire (05/25/2013) [-]
We don't like you kind here
#75 - jamieswhiteshirt (05/25/2013) [-]
This is a blue waffle. They are only made in specific kitchens and are known for their blue color and tuna-like taste.
#136 to #75 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,649**
#98 to #75 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I want one....just so I can burn it. I am not a fan of tuna fish-taste.
User avatar #145 to #98 - PadreRasta (05/25/2013) [-]
I've got some bad news for you...
User avatar #94 to #75 - shnoople (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes, if you look them up on Google images you can find out a lot about them.
#72 - incontinence (05/25/2013) [-]
This is the NIG melon scientifically know as Giggas ****** tastyfruitus, When you eat this fruit you instantly gain the force of a thousands You need to login to view this link is know for needing quads to be stopped. It is also very expensive, usually costing around 100'0000000 welfare checks (thats around child support for 40 kids).
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User avatar #111 to #72 - spyisspy (05/25/2013) [-]
**spyisspy rolls 4,051**
User avatar #117 to #72 - ismellnewfag (05/25/2013) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolls 1,619** HONEY, GET THE QUAAAAAADS!
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#137 to #72 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,227**
User avatar #147 to #72 - vatra (05/25/2013) [-]
**vatra rolls 3,542** Oh you mean these?
User avatar #148 to #147 - vatra (05/25/2013) [-]
Guess not.
User avatar #155 to #72 - heroicvenom (05/25/2013) [-]
**heroicvenom rolls 2,145** quads, grant me POWER
User avatar #172 to #72 - asslickingood (05/25/2013) [-]
**asslickingood rolls 8,280**
#128 to #72 - alhemicar (05/25/2013) [-]
**alhemicar rolls 1,586**
#40 - unknownmamba (05/25/2013) [-]
The world is in the Gourmet age
#87 to #59 - samjamfan (05/25/2013) [-]
took me a while to understand it   
MFW i did
took me a while to understand it
MFW i did
#207 to #59 - tommymemeborn (05/26/2013) [-]
somewhat related
somewhat related
#135 - dirtyharrypegs (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #15 - suiker (05/25/2013) [-]
Holy ****

That caption was incredibly unnecessary
User avatar #116 to #50 - waffies (05/25/2013) [-]
I saved that image when i was 12 i think... back when lolcats were the funniest thing around
#174 - ekiouja (05/25/2013) [-]
**ekiouja rolls 22** dubs and real
#84 - culcro (05/25/2013) [-]
#162 - frigidalt (05/25/2013) [-]
A tumblr post without anyone talking in all caps?!
A tumblr post without anyone talking in all caps?!
User avatar #170 to #162 - basham (05/25/2013) [-]
But they're still done.
User avatar #166 to #162 - theseventhalias (05/25/2013) [-]
...they're evolving...
#167 - thehumandirigible (05/25/2013) [-]
And THIS is the Melon Melon. It tastes like... Melon!
User avatar #114 - kevandre (05/25/2013) [-]
Used to think Tumblr was cancer but it's just about the only website these days that consistently makes humorous OC
User avatar #80 - garymotherfingoak (05/25/2013) [-]
what was the point of that last comment
#129 to #80 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
To annoy you, of course.
#110 to #80 - baconfattie (05/25/2013) [-]
Trying to get some attention or be the last guy with an opinion before everyone leaves.
#67 - ahjay (05/25/2013) [-]
MFW Patrickmelon
MFW Patrickmelon
#115 - ludislavonac (05/25/2013) [-]
Here is something that isn't fake, blue tomatoes, I'd like to try them

Wikipedia entry: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_tomato
#160 to #115 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
purple potatoes
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