telling my fj family, im a dad!. I jus wanted to scream it to the world...well the internet is the closest thing. . blues clues here
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#128 - tenchikusanagi (05/25/2013) [-]
OP's wife delivers
OP's wife delivers
#83 - kabuthefox ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #574 to #83 - twi (08/30/2013) [-]
I remember
User avatar #575 to #574 - kabuthefox ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
i posted this quite awhile ago lol
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User avatar #576 to #575 - twi (08/30/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #578 to #576 - kabuthefox ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
<3 more
User avatar #565 to #83 - torynicajevsky (05/26/2013) [-]
This will now be my default.
User avatar #567 to #565 - kabuthefox ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
it is an honor o:
#393 to #83 - whatupnachoface (05/25/2013) [-]
Bioshock reference.
Bioshock reference.
#229 to #83 - pinkiedash (05/25/2013) [-]
Laughed way too hard on that one. I'm a bad person, I know...
Laughed way too hard on that one. I'm a bad person, I know...
#327 to #83 - naziwalrusbastard (05/25/2013) [-]
This is for you:
#363 to #83 - jarofdirt ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #524 to #83 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
******* amazing...literally almost woke my lil girl up laughing when i saw this
#72 - wfddfw (05/25/2013) [-]
#163 - doomsangel (05/25/2013) [-]
OP, have this **** .

I grew it in my *********** just for you.

Congratulations!
#306 to #163 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
'I grew it in my **** forest just for you', I thought you were speaking as OP's wife/girlfriend for a second.
#12 - thedustlord (05/24/2013) [-]
Is it a boy or a girl?
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User avatar #536 to #410 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
They didnt get colored specific. Its a girl
User avatar #537 to #12 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Its a girl
User avatar #430 to #241 - xxcxpxx (05/25/2013) [-]
is...is that a turkey?
User avatar #384 to #241 - atrocitustheking (05/25/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!
#404 to #384 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Clearly it's a girl... I mean it says so on the picture
User avatar #440 to #384 - instakill (05/25/2013) [-]
that would probably be a tumor
User avatar #10 - legionofbronies (05/24/2013) [-]
I can't help but notice that you have your baby plugged into the wall via charger. You need to remember to disconnect it as soon as the batteries are done charging or else the battery will wear out quicker and you'll have to send your baby in for a new one.

Good luck on the parent thing by the way.
#137 - huszti (05/25/2013) [-]
congratulations!
is it a boy or a girl?
i'm a father, too.

pic related, it's YFW you have to change the diaper.
User avatar #508 to #137 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Its a girl. And her first diaper was a ******* black matter of ****
User avatar #542 to #508 - huszti (05/25/2013) [-]
that's normal, it's called 'meconium'.
your own child is basicly the most beautiful thing in the world. have you been there during the birth? i've never been that nervous in my whole life.
i have a daughter too, she's 3 years old since 3rd may.
#38 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
your pants are pink
User avatar #155 to #38 - studyofwumbology (05/25/2013) [-]
He's outrageously fabulous.
User avatar #57 - IAmManbearpig (05/25/2013) [-]
all I can picture is you having sex, making that same exact face the entire time and it's quite funny
User avatar #528 to #57 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Lol half the time it was like that
#300 to #57 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
hahahahaHAHAHAHA
User avatar #7 - twi (05/24/2013) [-]
now eat it to gain it's powers
User avatar #13 to #7 - astraea (05/24/2013) [-]
congrats duud
User avatar #14 to #13 - twi (05/24/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #299 to #53 - rayeslegend (05/25/2013) [-]
It looks like he just swallowed a Breast Transplant
#115 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Congrats you and your husband must be so happy. (Because of the pink pants.)
User avatar #512 to #115 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed. I see that... Its an opener...people see the pants, make a comment, i say its fitting due to the fact i just had a baby girl. Being able to tell people who dont care makes it awesome.
#82 - supremetaco (05/25/2013) [-]
I think we're all missing the big picture here. Somebody on FJ got laid!
#140 to #82 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Nope. He stole the baby.
#205 to #140 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I was going to make him black because you said he stole it and I'm original but this is what I have I regret things now
#364 to #205 - jarofdirt ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
That is ******* terrifying.
User avatar #525 to #205 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Thats trippy as **** . Glad im not on acid
#433 to #205 - undeadwill (05/25/2013) [-]
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Jesus Christ how terrifying
User avatar #444 to #205 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I like to think that people thumbed me down because they were used to doing it so it was easier for them than pressing hide because they wanted to hide this because it's terrifying
User avatar #445 to #444 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I jsut translated that to loads of different languages in google translator and then clicked on all of the individual word things and selected the bottom option on all of them this is beautiful


Since it is easy, because it is are terrible as they wanted hide it according nondisplay, because they serve What is they are be used to doand I, I actually think like person browse
#286 - fuckedbyapony (05/25/2013) [-]
Remember to leave it on charge for a full 24 hours the first time before powering it on
User avatar #484 to #286 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
I took her off early, now its short circuiting and wont stop making noise, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!
#85 - FurryBalls (05/25/2013) [-]
Hey Bro, just a lil advice, use hypoallergenic wipes and 
			
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		patient, if someone offers to take of the kid so you and the momma can rest, take them up on their offer. I got a 4 years and 9 month old kid, love the lil bastard, but every parent needs alone time. Also, get on that social and birth certificate forms as soon as possible. If ya got any questions, or want advice that maybe someone hasn't already told ya, drop me a message bro.
Hey Bro, just a lil advice, use hypoallergenic wipes and You need to login to view this link patient, if someone offers to take of the kid so you and the momma can rest, take them up on their offer. I got a 4 years and 9 month old kid, love the lil bastard, but every parent needs alone time. Also, get on that social and birth certificate forms as soon as possible. If ya got any questions, or want advice that maybe someone hasn't already told ya, drop me a message bro.
#290 to #85 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
what about pedobear?
User avatar #522 to #85 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Def man. Thanks for the tips. and all the ss card and birth certificate will be easy. Military helps you out a lot lol
User avatar #555 to #522 - FurryBalls (05/26/2013) [-]
O, you're enlisted? Nice. Good for you man
User avatar #559 to #555 - torynicajevsky (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah its not all the glory everyone thinks. Kind of like a 9-5 job state side just more bs. Lol
User avatar #561 to #559 - FurryBalls (05/26/2013) [-]
Well whats your Mos?
User avatar #563 to #561 - torynicajevsky (05/26/2013) [-]
11B - infantry...buuut ive yet to be deployed and been in for about a year and a half
#291 to #85 - connorgriffiths (05/25/2013) [-]
Does your child know you've got an account called FurryBalls on here?
User avatar #554 to #291 - FurryBalls (05/26/2013) [-]
Nope, but he's 4 and a half, and I've been coming to Fj since before he was born.. haha yeah, I don't have to be an adult all the time lol
User avatar #523 to #291 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
Lol she will now
#122 to #85 - tenchikusanagi (05/25/2013) [-]
for the act of Bro'ing above and beyond the call of duty I bequeth unto you with this banana sticker
#365 to #122 - jarofdirt ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
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#421 - gnometrain (05/25/2013) [-]
you look like matt damon
#193 - bostpost (05/25/2013) [-]





congrats on the sex.
#370 - MrDuck (05/25/2013) [-]
All kidding aside, congratulations on your new son!

User avatar #464 to #370 - torynicajevsky (05/25/2013) [-]
I should be on maury show then lol
User avatar #172 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Does your wife know?
User avatar #182 to #172 - ctenop (05/25/2013) [-]
The mother left before he was born
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