Fucking OUCH. OC What was the point? Get a new battery.. You can also lick the end of these to tell if there is a charge left in it. shit Idea
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#7 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
You can also lick the end of these to tell if there is a charge left in it.
User avatar #45 to #7 - froggets (05/25/2013) [-]
I'll remember that! for the next time I try to kill someone with cyanide
#16 - pitch (05/25/2013) [-]
I can't relate. We had one of those around.
#17 to #16 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I remember my dad showed me how to check them...
No idea how I do it now.. forgot..
User avatar #18 to #17 - pitch (05/25/2013) [-]
You put the two pointy ends to the contacts of the battery and it show you how good they're charged. (Oh and you might have to adjust the settings. My dad showed me how to but I forgot..it depends on what type of battery you have? I duno.)
#32 to #16 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
ignorant swine. This is a multimeter. REd to positive anode, black to negative anode. All batteries of common household use are dc power, under 50 volts, so switch it to that setting.
User avatar #34 to #32 - pitch (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I've got better things to do than to search a picture of one set to the right setting honey c:
#70 to #32 - lukchy (05/25/2013) [-]
>you dont have to put RED on + and BLACK on -
>negative is called cathode
#21 - thefunwehave (05/25/2013) [-]
Always reminds me of those things they collected screams in in Monsters Inc.
#22 to #21 - rotucex (05/25/2013) [-]
...Rage?
User avatar #26 to #22 - martmart (05/25/2013) [-]
Anime name? plz
User avatar #27 to #26 - theunlimited (05/25/2013) [-]
To aru Kagaku no Railgun
User avatar #28 to #27 - martmart (05/25/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #84 to #22 - thefunwehave (05/25/2013) [-]
I thought people would tell me that OBVIOUSLY the things in Monsters Inc were based on the batteries or something. I don't know.
User avatar #2 - dbBlues (05/24/2013) [-]
As a kid: "Maybe if i push harder, it'll have enough energy"
User avatar #4 to #2 - pompladouche (05/24/2013) [-]
how did them thumbs and forefingers feel?
#5 to #4 - captnpl ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
They kept throbbing and throbbing and throbbing.
#6 - thrustingreatbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
ive never checked my batteries for a charge, when the thing its powering dies, i assume the battery is dead.

how does one cripple fingers whilst checking the charge of a battery?
#14 to #6 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
retard
#48 to #14 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
retard
#49 to #48 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
retard
#50 to #49 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
retard
User avatar #65 to #50 - samjamfan (05/25/2013) [-]
samefag
User avatar #63 to #50 - jarofdirt (05/25/2013) [-]
Potato
User avatar #78 to #6 - fukkendragonite (05/25/2013) [-]
These specially made duracells have a power check thing. The idea is that you press the button down and it can check how much is left in the battery.

As with all things, it doesn't really work. You have to press really hard to be able to see **** .
User avatar #8 to #6 - arkanios (05/25/2013) [-]
By pressing the button it's plugged into harder.
#11 to #6 - slumberdonkey (05/25/2013) [-]
Your pic made me bend over laughing. Please, take this ultra- medabidoof in return.
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#61 to #52 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
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#66 to #61 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 818** Or is it trips?
User avatar #77 to #66 - burtgasm (05/25/2013) [-]
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#46 to #6 - irokk (05/25/2013) [-]
You get a slingshot and put the battery on there. Once its secured into the sling, you drop your pants, and bend over, in front of the sling. You get someone to let go of the sling, and the battery shoots up your ass with the power of Crash Bandicoot's ground pound. After squeezing the battery with your ass muscles, the strongest muscle in your body, you pull it out. You see how depleted the battery's life is and get mad. You throw the bttery in your rage, but it bounces off of your dildo collection, and hits your hand, hence, crippling your fingers.
User avatar #9 to #6 - sagedivinity ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
The battery requires you to press on it extremely hard to check the batteries charge. It hurts after a while hence crippling your fingers to check the charge.
#24 - dashgamer (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't throw the poor thing away without at least checking it. Treat your batteries humanely.
User avatar #51 to #24 - onyxical (05/25/2013) [-]
Please tell me this is a mod for Euro Truck Sim cause I would love this.
User avatar #15 - ivoryhammer (05/25/2013) [-]
That's why I like 9volts, just lick the end of it
User avatar #12 - drtrousersnake (05/25/2013) [-]
back when gameboys ran on these bastards it was worth it
User avatar #10 - pfccross (05/25/2013) [-]
i actually liked this. you could check your batteries without sticking them all in stuff. and if it didnt work, what if only one was bad?
#25 - vedgetable (05/25/2013) [-]
rechargeble batteries. because, im not paying for no goddamn play and charge kit
User avatar #33 to #25 - littlenish (05/25/2013) [-]
My controller came with one
User avatar #35 to #33 - vedgetable (05/25/2013) [-]
i had to give 10 bucks extra.
User avatar #64 to #56 - vedgetable (05/25/2013) [-]
god the Dpad on the dualshock is so ******* great, :\ if only ps3 was as easy to flash as an XBOX360
User avatar #59 - ronyx (05/25/2013) [-]
You don't have to press really hard retards. Just put your finger on the dot located on the +side and then put your finger on the -side of the battery, on the very bottom NOT on the edge.
#79 to #59 - biddo (05/25/2013) [-]
fukyu is right! you are a hero! are you famous in the outside world???
#82 to #79 - fukyu (05/25/2013) [-]
i can't answer that as it may or may not compromise my secret identity if i have one which i can't confirm or deny as it would then give away if i am or if i am not a famous person/hero, i can give you a hint, my name sounds rhymes with blark rent.
#60 to #59 - fukyu (05/25/2013) [-]
careful that sounds a lot like common sense, that **** is so rare its like a superpower
#57 - bdowns (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - thatscrewedupkid (05/25/2013) [-]
to test the charges on these batteries, you place one finger on each of those dots on the ends. sometimes you have to press rather hard and it hurts a bit
User avatar #37 to #31 - emossuck (05/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, I had no idea what the joke was. I've never seen these.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thatscrewedupkid (05/25/2013) [-]
no problem, they are pretty nifty. they use your body as a circuit and the charge shows on that progress bar
User avatar #40 to #38 - emossuck (05/25/2013) [-]
That's pretty clever.
User avatar #43 to #40 - thatscrewedupkid (05/25/2013) [-]
its a pretty nifty idea
User avatar #58 to #43 - pompladouche (05/25/2013) [-]
say nifty again and I will find you and kill you
User avatar #83 to #58 - thatscrewedupkid (05/25/2013) [-]
whats wrong with nifty
#80 to #58 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
nifty
User avatar #44 - evenme (05/25/2013) [-]
I've always maimed myself trying to check the charges on those, untill one day i just pressed softly, kind of heating them insted of pressing like a retard. Worked like a charm
User avatar #23 - cantfindausername (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #1 - Nitsuin (05/24/2013) [-]
**Nitsuin rolls 792,404,690** number of times I've regretted checking
User avatar #85 - pompladouche (05/25/2013) [-]
thanks for the front page everyone!
#71 - dirtyharrypegs (05/25/2013) [-]
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#69 - kingarturi (05/25/2013) [-]
i could never figure out how to check the charge.
i could never figure out how to check the charge.
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