Cancer Awareness. .. Imagine being in this type of a situation, given you are not a lobster but for example, a sharp blade's point on top of your skin just moments before it punctur
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#9 - LessThanThreesOme (05/25/2013) [-]
Imagine being in this type of a situation, given you are not a lobster but for example, a sharp blade's point on top of your skin just moments before it punctures slowly through your back giving you a traumatic shock and the intense pain of it slowly slicing through your skin, then muscle,then veins, then nerves,then organs and finally your spine, Then it goes through you and suddenly the person then change the direction of the blade with a complete 360 degrees then pulling it up slowly where now the sharp side of the knife is cutting itself up back....jesus
User avatar #17 to #9 - nefarian (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Morbid **** like that actually happens to humans in real life.
By the way, if the chef slices through the lobster's brain, it instantly dies (right?)
User avatar #18 to #17 - metallicaone (05/25/2013) [-]
Whenever I go crabbing or anything, I know the humane thing is to stick the knife in its head so it dies instantly, but the inner 5 year old in me prefers to take a 5 lbs rubber mallet to it and smash the ****** up. I don't get good quality meat sometimes, but it is a hell of a lot of fun
#38 to #9 - gmkpmsj (05/25/2013) [-]
And that is how it felt to watch the Xbox One unveiling
#10 to #9 - Rascal (05/25/2013) [-]
Man up
#11 to #10 - LessThanThreesOme (05/25/2013) [-]
I know, just a thought though
User avatar #13 to #9 - memeinmycoffee (05/25/2013) [-]
At this point of the process, hasn't the lobster already been boiled alive?

Problem solved.
#27 to #9 - jarofdirt (05/25/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#23 to #9 - triggathepirate (05/25/2013) [-]
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
User avatar #26 to #9 - toguro (05/25/2013) [-]
I think he's cutting it's brain stem - it'll be a vegetable unable to feel pain in 0.03 seconds and dead in 0.04
#14 - memeinmycoffee (05/25/2013) [-]
Why would a lobster want to be aware of crabs?
User avatar #29 to #14 - alhemicar (05/25/2013) [-]
^

But in my country we use the same word for both lobsters and crabs. And cancer.
User avatar #19 to #14 - pixy (05/25/2013) [-]
It took me a awhile....but I got it
#16 - Rascal (05/25/2013) [-]
this kills the lobster
#20 - rayeslegend (05/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this little guy </3
User avatar #2 - hotrodman (05/25/2013) [-]
this makes me sad. D:
#12 to #2 - Rascal (05/25/2013) [-]
More humane than boiling it alive.
User avatar #41 - dapianoman (05/25/2013) [-]
Heh...cancer....like, the crab...hehehe...
#22 - suiker (05/25/2013) [-]
you wanted to make the cancer aware of it's surroundings? You sicken me..
#24 - dgarcia (05/25/2013) [-]
Blaberhartergartestetender... Congrats I guess ( ._.)
#30 to #24 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
this sort of makes me want to kill babies, enjoy your thumb my friend
#35 to #24 - sinistede (05/25/2013) [-]
I'd say I'm sorry but I don't know what I'd be sorry for.
I'd say I'm sorry but I don't know what I'd be sorry for.
User avatar #37 to #24 - mitchellking (05/25/2013) [-]
Is dat motherfunkin cm 10.1?
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User avatar #3 - schmitty (05/25/2013) [-]
Well then whoever gave it to him is an idiot, everyone knows yellow is for supporting the troops.
User avatar #36 to #3 - Jameshaich (05/25/2013) [-]
Blue/White/Red for our troops over here...
User avatar #43 to #36 - schmitty (05/25/2013) [-]
What country? I live in America and the majority of what I see is yellow, granted there are a few Red/White/Blue ones, but always with a yellow front.
User avatar #42 to #3 - schmitty (05/25/2013) [-]
Well this was a joke gone horribly wrong.
#25 to #3 - Rascal (05/25/2013) [-]
> had ********* of them in my country a while back
> We don't participate in the "support our troops" crap, we don't pretend we are in our right harassing other countries.
#4 to #3 - tyraxio (05/25/2013) [-]
Cancer awareness as well.
Cancer awareness as well.
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretdestroyers (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, how many people do you think still wear those bracelets after Lance Armstrong's secret was revealed?

Granted, LiveStrong itself has gone through a pretty big PR campaign to distance themselves from the guy, but still, I don't see too many of 'em around anymore.
#33 to #5 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
who gives a **** what lance did? those bracelets raised millions of dollars for cancer research you **** .
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#39 - sweetellie (05/25/2013) [-]
Aw, this made me sad.
Aw, this made me sad.
User avatar #31 - roflstorm (05/25/2013) [-]
Today was a good day

WAS......
#28 - colgros (05/25/2013) [-]
Feels bad man.
Feels bad man.
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