lol just seen on facebook right now.. . M. CHISTIANS BANK . S You!. In capitalist America, owns you! Soviet Russia
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - Tazdingo
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In capitalist America, ****** owns you!
#75 to #10 - SILENCEnight
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#36 to #10 - buttviolator
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You Sir, You're Awesome !
#5 - antifa
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#23 to #5 - anon id: 23eac682
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Yes, because the communistic North Korean state is very gentle and caring.
User avatar #16 to #5 - Encarna
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Yeah, Brandon really puts the fear of death into you.
User avatar #14 to #5 - admiralen
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that doesnt really make sence, in russia the state has all the power
#12 to #5 - agentpurplek
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#3 - kingsombra
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#28 - maxsexington
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kept this for some reason
#40 to #28 - rebenely
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Knick Knack Paddy Whack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
#44 to #40 - anisbanana
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When I was in kinder garden I always thought it was "give a dog a boner" because someone it sounded better..........
#15 - sidathon
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funny thing is - this is actually true
funny thing is - this is actually true
User avatar #31 to #15 - PubLandlord
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Well personally how much money have you had stolen from you by a bank ?
User avatar #32 to #31 - sidathon
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Thankfully I don't live in America, but the banks in England are edgy as well. I don't know how much to be truthful, but obviously taxpayers' money don't exactly go to the 'useful' things.
User avatar #33 to #32 - PubLandlord
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I live in the UK as well, and they didn't just give the banks loads of money they bought up a lot of shares in the banks, so in part the government now has some control over the banks and when they sell the shares they get the money back
#46 to #31 - urbemarmis
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5 dollars. they never told me about a minimum balance fee. 5 bucks isnt much but at the same time im an unemployed 18 year old. they didnt explain a lot of **** to me so that 5 dollars was really just a wakeup call that made me angry
User avatar #8 - asswithglass
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You know, it took me about few minutes to get a bank joke.

I literally sat for more than one minute wondering how it is not normal that banks rob people.

Guys, I'm from goddamn Russia and even here bank robbery is more unusual than bank frauds! Such capitalist pigs we became!
#1 - mudkipfucker
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#42 - thondercunt
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in America we trust...
#13 - anon id: 3a579fbf
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WOW ! THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY TRUE !
User avatar #21 to #13 - kirkbot
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THANK YOU CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
#47 - itrooztrooperdown
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- Well, we do have this guy tho... Presumably he is banned from the states now, because of all of his "jokes".
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User avatar #50 to #48 - itrooztrooperdown
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He’s a comedian that used to make a lot of jokes about the states being silly and Americans being dumb. He even used to have the catchphrase “Man these American people are dumb” to start most of his jokes/stories about Russian immigrants in the US realizing how stupid the American people are...

Now he’s mostly done with that material. He said on stage that he is banned from the US for some of his jokes, but who knows/cares if that’s true. To be fair he is a satire writer and performer, so his material criticizes everything, not just the states. Now he is focused on Russia and Russia being dumb and silly. I think he must be the closest thing that Russia has to a stand-up comedian, but he also does scientific divulgation, talks about history, linguistics, etc… He’s a fun guy, probably the funniest guy we had for many years… he’s quite old, he must be 60something years old…
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User avatar #58 to #54 - itrooztrooperdown
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPx9MzvaRuA - can't find the stuff about the states...
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#49 to #47 - internetzsoviet
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No one ever gets banned from the States from jokes though, ever heard of the 1st Amendment?
User avatar #51 to #49 - thegamegestapo
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Congress hasn't
#57 to #51 - rushian
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#53 to #51 - internetzsoviet
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And we have a winner!
#52 to #49 - itrooztrooperdown
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He probably made that up... Or maybe Russia has banned him from the states by denying him the visa every time.