I beg to differ. I'm not a woman by the way. NEVER MS WORRY I beg to differ. searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got I beg to differ I'm not a woman by the way NEVER MS WORRY searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what got
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#3 - lexausaurusrex ONLINE
Reply +121
(05/24/2013) [-]
nipple are not like penis ... they get up for no freaking reasons ... including from being cold and being simply touched by any material.
#13 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
You do know men don't just get boners when they're sexually aroused, right?
#211 to #3 - astraea
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
But that is exactly the same as a penis I dont even
#18 to #3 - mourningspawn
Reply +17
(05/25/2013) [-]
Nipples get hard for numerous other reasons besides stimulation. Educate yourself.
#60 to #3 - tehpwnz
Reply +20
(05/25/2013) [-]
the difference is they dont make penis bras.
#74 to #60 - superafromanxd
Reply +3
(05/25/2013) [-]
cups?
#75 to #74 - tehpwnz
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
you ever get a boner while wearing a cup? it is horrendously uncomfortable
#76 to #75 - superafromanxd
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
true, but it still holds it in place for the most part just like a bra is meant to do
#218 to #76 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
having an erection while wearing a cup can cause muscle formation/tissue scaring....who wants a bent dick?
#92 to #60 - biotope
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
search "koteka" and you'll be surprised !
#5 to #3 - ghostisaho
Reply +959
(05/24/2013) [-]
sounds like a penis to me
#11 to #5 - holler
Reply +67
(05/24/2013) [-]
#110 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#215 to #5 - arziben
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
a thousand thumbs later
#128 to #5 - headhunternl
Reply -15
(05/25/2013) [-]
Does your penis get up when it's cold?
#133 to #128 - ghostisaho
Reply +18
(05/25/2013) [-]
yes, it shivers with excitement.
#136 to #133 - headhunternl
Reply +17
(05/25/2013) [-]
I see..
I see..
#197 to #136 - jamesrustler
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
What the ****, did Donald Glover go back in time to drink with Bill Nye?
#201 to #197 - jafkdb
Reply +4
(05/25/2013) [-]
Yes, yes he did.

It's actually from Community, one of the greatest shows on TV right now
#222 to #201 - jamesrustler
Reply 0
(05/26/2013) [-]
Never watched it, although it's on the list of shows I need to catch up on.
#223 to #222 - jafkdb
Reply +1
(05/26/2013) [-]
It is seriously one of the best comedies on TV in my opinion.
#156 to #5 - derpish
Reply -35
(05/25/2013) [-]
Get out
#157 to #156 - ghostisaho
Reply +11
(05/25/2013) [-]
why
#158 to #157 - derpish
Reply -38
(05/25/2013) [-]
There are three kinds of people
#216 to #158 - arziben
Reply +4
(05/25/2013) [-]
this is not tumblr AND you're using it incorrectly
#210 to #158 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
this isn't tumblr..
#195 to #158 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah and they are: 1. You (You're a retard) 2. You (You're a retard) and 3. You (You're a retard)
#206 to #195 - hjgamer
Reply -27
(05/25/2013) [-]
*your
#208 to #206 - squidamon
Reply +14
(05/25/2013) [-]
#214 to #208 - markonj
Reply +5
(05/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** do you people not recognize a troll when he's staring you right in the ******* face
#220 to #214 - hjgamer
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
This.
#224 to #214 - derpish
Reply 0
(05/26/2013) [-]
guess only 1 person got it. successfull troll rolls on
#17 - turbodoosh
Reply +208
(05/24/2013) [-]
searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got
searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got
#32 to #17 - turbodoosh
Reply +15
(05/25/2013) [-]
Also found this while searching. Google, you know exactly what I like. AWW YISS KATNISS
#191 to #32 - dummerbaztard
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Wtf those tits look disgusting
#217 to #191 - alstorp
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
Boy, you're in for a surprise.
#205 to #191 - hjgamer
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
No they don't. This is what 90% of girls tits looks like. You're obviously a virgin brainwashed by porn.
#199 to #191 - turbodoosh
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
#202 to #199 - octaviano
Reply -4
(05/25/2013) [-]
I am not, and these are some weird small alien boobies.
#207 to #202 - turbodoosh
Reply -1
(05/25/2013) [-]
Those are not small by any stretch of the imagination.
Those are not small by any stretch of the imagination.
#209 to #191 - accolgate
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
You're new to women aren't ya?
#6 - lolabunny
Reply +190
(05/24/2013) [-]
I would rather have awkward boners than awkward early-period-lets-bleed-all-over-your-friends-couch... ers.
#15 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#24 - sarcasticone
Reply +100
(05/25/2013) [-]
Boner > bleeding for a week straight and not dying.   
   
No offense ladies.
Boner > bleeding for a week straight and not dying.

No offense ladies.
#104 to #24 - clockworkphysicist
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
"Never trust anything that bleeds for three weeks and doesn't die."
#129 to #104 - headhunternl
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#143 to #129 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
How ironic, your picture. His quote is actually amusing.
#43 to #24 - blackaurora
Reply +28
(05/25/2013) [-]
You make it sound like bleeding for a week straight and dying is preferable to not dying.
#135 to #43 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
#221 to #43 - sarcasticone
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
I meant it as a minor discomfort but, yea I'd rather live.
I meant it as a minor discomfort but, yea I'd rather live.
#16 - smittywrbmnjnsn
Reply +63
(05/24/2013) [-]
But us men find this attractive.
Women don't find boners attractive.
It's just not the same.
#86 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, they do....

But they'll never show it.
#111 to #86 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
but only if they are about to **** with someone in other words a planned boner is good, a random one from a stranger is creepy ****
#144 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]

I heard a slut say in class "This kid got a boner in the middle of class it was so hawt" so I guess its sexy to them
#19 to #16 - sleepisfortheweak
Reply +4
(05/25/2013) [-]
Sluts beg to differ.
#66 to #16 - sensitive
Reply +4
(05/25/2013) [-]
The continuing existence of the human race begs to differ.
#8 - joshiboy
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#9 to #8 - Mr Ronok
Reply +61
(05/24/2013) [-]
that was Angelina Jolie. Jens are perfectly fine
#198 to #9 - existacne
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Holy ****, you mean to tell me that rumor was true?
Holy ****, you mean to tell me that rumor was true?
#10 to #9 - joshiboy
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#12 to #10 - violentpixi
Reply +19
(05/24/2013) [-]
They both had sex with Brad Pitt
#117 to #12 - joshiboy
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#14 to #10 - ussioc
Reply +10
(05/24/2013) [-]
This isn't your normal average everyday stupid. This is... Advanced stupid.
#29 to #14 - kevtheg
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
made my day
#116 to #14 - joshiboy
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#22 to #10 - sepheroth
Reply +5
(05/25/2013) [-]
Wait, he makes a good point. Hear him out, brothers.
#31 to #10 - zeittergiest
Reply +1
(05/25/2013) [-]
except Aniston is at least 10x better looking
#127 - fecal
Reply +48
(05/25/2013) [-]
Only difference is that when a guy gets a boner, girls are grossed out. when girls smuggle raisins, I get a boner
#82 - lazaman
Reply +37
(05/25/2013) [-]
Female

Trades awkward boner for period.

Yeah, great job.
#132 to #82 - anon
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Aaand birth control. Periods can be post boned to the point of one a year.
#115 to #82 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account**
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#120 to #115 - lazaman
Reply +2
(05/25/2013) [-]
>boners
pros:
Feel nice
easily concealed by sitting down
no mess (unless you cum)
don't last too long if you ignore them
cons:
a bit embarrassing IF someone notices.
can hurt if they last to long

>Periods
Pro:
only happen once a month
Cons:
Last 5 or more days
Messy
**** with your hormones
make your hoochie smell like dead stuff
no sex for those few days
more could be put here
#200 to #120 - nefarian
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Another period pro: Can't get pregnant for 5 days each month
#121 to #120 - lazaman
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
face it, us men have it ******* awesome
#7 - dosburritos
Reply +37
(05/24/2013) [-]
nipple boners

wut