I beg to differ. I'm not a woman by the way. NEVER MS WORRY I beg to differ. searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got
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#127 - fecal (05/25/2013) [-]
Only difference is that when a guy gets a boner, girls are grossed out. when girls smuggle raisins, I get a boner
#17 - turbodoosh (05/24/2013) [-]
searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got
searched "jennifer aniston nipping out" and this is what I got
#32 to #17 - turbodoosh (05/25/2013) [-]
Also found this while searching. Google, you know exactly what I like. AWW YISS KATNISS
User avatar #191 to #32 - dummerbaztard (05/25/2013) [-]
Wtf those tits look disgusting
User avatar #217 to #191 - alstorp (05/25/2013) [-]
Boy, you're in for a surprise.
User avatar #205 to #191 - hjgamer (05/25/2013) [-]
No they don't. This is what 90% of girls tits looks like. You're obviously a virgin brainwashed by porn.
User avatar #202 to #199 - octaviano (05/25/2013) [-]
I am not, and these are some weird small alien boobies.
#207 to #202 - turbodoosh (05/25/2013) [-]
Those are not small by any stretch of the imagination.
Those are not small by any stretch of the imagination.
User avatar #209 to #191 - accolgate ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
You're new to women aren't ya?
User avatar #82 - lazaman (05/25/2013) [-]
Female

Trades awkward boner for period.

Yeah, great job.
#132 to #82 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Aaand birth control. Periods can be post boned to the point of one a year.
+1
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User avatar #120 to #115 - lazaman (05/25/2013) [-]
>boners
pros:
Feel nice
easily concealed by sitting down
no mess (unless you cum)
don't last too long if you ignore them
cons:
a bit embarrassing IF someone notices.
can hurt if they last to long

>Periods
Pro:
only happen once a month
Cons:
Last 5 or more days
Messy
**** with your hormones
make your hoochie smell like dead stuff
no sex for those few days
more could be put here
User avatar #200 to #120 - nefarian (05/25/2013) [-]
Another period pro: Can't get pregnant for 5 days each month
User avatar #121 to #120 - lazaman (05/25/2013) [-]
face it, us men have it ******* awesome
+136
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#6 - lolabunny (05/24/2013) [-]
I would rather have awkward boners than awkward early-period-lets-bleed-all-over-your-friends-couch... ers.
#24 - sarcasticone (05/25/2013) [-]
Boner > bleeding for a week straight and not dying.   
   
No offense ladies.
Boner > bleeding for a week straight and not dying.

No offense ladies.
User avatar #104 to #24 - clockworkphysicist (05/25/2013) [-]
"Never trust anything that bleeds for three weeks and doesn't die."
#143 to #129 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
How ironic, your picture. His quote is actually amusing.
#43 to #24 - blackaurora (05/25/2013) [-]
You make it sound like bleeding for a week straight and dying is preferable to not dying.
#221 to #43 - sarcasticone (05/25/2013) [-]
I meant it as a minor discomfort but, yea I'd rather live.
I meant it as a minor discomfort but, yea I'd rather live.
User avatar #23 - sepheroth (05/25/2013) [-]
I miss seeing Jennifer Aniston's nipples all the time on Friends.
#97 - elyiia (05/25/2013) [-]
I dream of a world where it's not awkward to have a boner in public.
I dream of a world where it's not awkward to have a boner in public.
#80 - lolsrsslybro (05/25/2013) [-]
i see no problem here.
i see no problem here.
User avatar #16 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/24/2013) [-]
But us men find this attractive.
Women don't find boners attractive.
It's just not the same.
#144 to #16 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]

I heard a slut say in class "This kid got a boner in the middle of class it was so hawt" so I guess its sexy to them
User avatar #19 to #16 - sleepisfortheweak (05/25/2013) [-]
Sluts beg to differ.
#66 to #16 - sensitive (05/25/2013) [-]
The continuing existence of the human race begs to differ.
#86 to #16 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, they do....

But they'll never show it.
#111 to #86 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
but only if they are about to **** with someone in other words a planned boner is good, a random one from a stranger is creepy ****
User avatar #7 - dosburritos ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
nipple boners

wut
#103 - zombiepipboy (05/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#176 to #103 - bfrosta (05/25/2013) [-]
What movie is this from?
User avatar #179 to #176 - tigersstripes (05/25/2013) [-]
Tangled. Its really cute, has good songs (it's a Disney movie, that's implied), and has a few jokes for the parents too.
#77 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I'd rather put up with awkward boners than panicking and being paranoid over
did i just start my period
oh god am I leaking
blood all over my pants BLOOD ALL OVER THE CHAIR..
#40 - seggbekuki (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah, thats what bras for.   
men ain't got no bras for their penises
yeah, thats what bras for.
men ain't got no bras for their penises
#94 to #40 - biotope (05/25/2013) [-]
koteka from Papua !
User avatar #41 to #40 - hasinvadedyou (05/25/2013) [-]
cups
#58 to #41 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
yes because men wear cups both unnoticeably and on a daily basis
#71 to #58 - kiermatv (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't know About you, but I have to constantly rinse my penis cup
#42 to #40 - vonspyder (05/25/2013) [-]
Wanna bet?
User avatar #39 - ivoryhammer (05/25/2013) [-]
Difference is is that people like looking at pokies on girls, but nobody likes looking at boners on guys
User avatar #45 to #39 - iHAXnoobs (05/25/2013) [-]
nobody is attracted to penis?
pretty sure you're wrong.
User avatar #73 - Metallicock (05/25/2013) [-]
that's not awkward, that's hot
#96 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I still prefer awkward boners over awkward bleeding-from-down-belows.

Also, question for a lady. Does your period just randomly start? Like, obviously it's a cycle so you at least have some idea, but when it does start, is it just like - Boom! your bleeding from your vagina all the sudden?
User avatar #3 - lexausaurusrex (05/24/2013) [-]
nipple are not like penis ... they get up for no freaking reasons ... including from being cold and being simply touched by any material.
User avatar #211 to #3 - astraea (05/25/2013) [-]
But that is exactly the same as a penis I dont even
User avatar #18 to #3 - mourningspawn (05/25/2013) [-]
Nipples get hard for numerous other reasons besides stimulation. Educate yourself.
User avatar #60 to #3 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
the difference is they dont make penis bras.
User avatar #74 to #60 - superafromanxd (05/25/2013) [-]
cups?
User avatar #75 to #74 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
you ever get a boner while wearing a cup? it is horrendously uncomfortable
User avatar #76 to #75 - superafromanxd (05/25/2013) [-]
true, but it still holds it in place for the most part just like a bra is meant to do
#218 to #76 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
having an erection while wearing a cup can cause muscle formation/tissue scaring....who wants a bent dick?
#92 to #60 - biotope (05/25/2013) [-]
search "koteka" and you'll be surprised !
#13 to #3 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
You do know men don't just get boners when they're sexually aroused, right?
User avatar #5 to #3 - ghostisaho (05/24/2013) [-]
sounds like a penis to me
#110 to #11 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #215 to #5 - arziben (05/25/2013) [-]
a thousand thumbs later
#128 to #5 - headhunternl (05/25/2013) [-]
Does your penis get up when it's cold?
User avatar #133 to #128 - ghostisaho (05/25/2013) [-]
yes, it shivers with excitement.
#136 to #133 - headhunternl (05/25/2013) [-]
I see..
I see..
User avatar #197 to #136 - jamesrustler (05/25/2013) [-]
What the **** , did Donald Glover go back in time to drink with Bill Nye?
User avatar #201 to #197 - jafkdb (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes, yes he did.

It's actually from Community, one of the greatest shows on TV right now
User avatar #222 to #201 - jamesrustler (05/26/2013) [-]
Never watched it, although it's on the list of shows I need to catch up on.
User avatar #223 to #222 - jafkdb (05/26/2013) [-]
It is seriously one of the best comedies on TV in my opinion.
User avatar #156 to #5 - derpish (05/25/2013) [-]
Get out
User avatar #157 to #156 - ghostisaho (05/25/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #158 to #157 - derpish (05/25/2013) [-]
There are three kinds of people
User avatar #216 to #158 - arziben (05/25/2013) [-]
this is not tumblr AND you're using it incorrectly
#195 to #158 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah and they are: 1. You (You're a retard) 2. You (You're a retard) and 3. You (You're a retard)
User avatar #206 to #195 - hjgamer (05/25/2013) [-]
*your
#214 to #208 - markonj (05/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** do you people not recognize a troll when he's staring you right in the ******* face
User avatar #220 to #214 - hjgamer (05/25/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #224 to #214 - derpish (05/26/2013) [-]
guess only 1 person got it. successfull troll rolls on
#210 to #158 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
this isn't tumblr..
#54 - potatophucker (05/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know Jennifer Anniston got boners
#46 - drhoffable (05/25/2013) [-]
at least we have a waist band
User avatar #93 to #46 - dapianoman (05/25/2013) [-]
they have bras.
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