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#31 - triggathepirate (05/25/2013) [-]
2/3s of these I didn't get.
2/3s of these I didn't get.
#7 - lyiat ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
"Nacy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life."
You appear to be mistaken. That was Billy Mays.
User avatar #65 to #7 - nathanielcockburn (05/25/2013) [-]
i wish billy mays came to life
#22 - budbrown (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #22 - chemicalundead (05/25/2013) [-]
**chemicalundead rolls 79** ill match ya with dubs of my own
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**dirtydollar rolls 61** ben afleck em'
#94 to #22 - maxsexington (05/25/2013) [-]
you're a wizard
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#32 to #22 - Bounty (05/25/2013) [-]
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#68 to #22 - SHAMU (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, like that's hard.
#42 to #22 - ethiopia (05/25/2013) [-]
There is dubs.... with dubs
There is dubs.... with dubs
#61 - zombiepipboy (05/25/2013) [-]
how funny
how funny
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#84 to #8 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeeeeaaah Ken Ham, that's my boy.
#98 to #8 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
#9 to #8 - chaosnazo (05/24/2013) [-]
Things like this pisses me off
Things like this pisses me off
#5 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm gay and I eat chick fil a

Im sorry but chicken that good doesn't have opinions
User avatar #6 to #5 - tireyhawnuyu (05/24/2013) [-]
Ive never had chick fil a
User avatar #3 - Nitsuin (05/24/2013) [-]
Normally I skip long posts, but you got me you son of a bitch. Thanks for the laughs
User avatar #52 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
The Chik Fil A guy was asked abut his opinion on gay marriage, he didn't try to voice his opinion against gays out of the blue. He has the right to an opinion, and to free speech. It's not like he was purposefully trying to be an asshole.
User avatar #59 to #52 - neizane (05/25/2013) [-]
if you allow a bunch of biggots to hold an "i hate people who love eachother" party in your store because of that opinion however, you are an asshole.
User avatar #62 to #59 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
The managers of each place probably had more say in that than the he did.
User avatar #21 - imcoolashell (05/25/2013) [-]
well yea, but the canadian breaking bad lasted for numerous seasons as he waits in line for said treatment....
#56 to #21 - tankthefrank ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
******		 lol   
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****** lol

gee i hope this doesnt start a liberal *********
#57 to #21 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
and isnt cured by pills
#4 - ydosac (05/24/2013) [-]
well worth the long read!
well worth the long read!
#33 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
>some of them are lame

then why did you put them in there OP?
User avatar #36 - EpicAnon (05/25/2013) [-]
"Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll, or you're taking **** from some asshole."
User avatar #64 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
the Canadian one makes no sense...
shouldn't it go on forever because he has to wait forever to see a doctor?
User avatar #75 to #64 - shadesofbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
It also doesn't make sense because he'd still have terminal lung cancer, meaning his aim of leaving his family enough to live on once he's gone would still be neccesary
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#24 - tacogrenade (05/25/2013) [-]
if your depressed why would you buy a cat arent they like boring and assholes...Get a dog!!
User avatar #30 to #24 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
Because, cat's aren't loud as **** .
#37 to #30 - teenytinyspider (05/25/2013) [-]
Dogs are only like that if you don't train them right.

Besides, cats can get pretty loud too. I once had a talker. She could compete with the barking dogs.
User avatar #38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
My cat's just chill in the corner of the coach where no one sits or lay in empty boxes. Also, you don't have to walk them.
#39 to #38 - teenytinyspider (05/25/2013) [-]
You don't have to walk dogs if you have a big enough back yard, just go outside and play with them.
User avatar #40 to #39 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
I have no back yard. I live in a small apartment.
#41 to #40 - teenytinyspider (05/25/2013) [-]
Then a cat is just perfect for you.

And before anyone starts, I like both dogs and cats. Each one has their own pros and cons and trying to say one is better than the other is like saying apples are better than oranges.

I posted an opinion. I am prepared for red-thumbs.
User avatar #50 to #41 - sabcy (05/25/2013) [-]
I hate oranges so thumb for you
#55 to #30 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
If your dog is loud, it's your fault. We learned from our first dog, he's always barked alot, and we never stopped him, so now he barks way too much. He's old, so we're not gonna try and stop him, it would just be unfair.
Our 3 year old dog hardly ever barks, and when she does, we tell her to stop.
User avatar #70 to #24 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Have you ever had a cat? I have no experience with that sort of thing.
And if you're going to say that dogs are only like you train them to be, the same can be said for cats.
User avatar #16 - onceman (05/25/2013) [-]
No actually in the Canadian version of Breaking Bad he grows old while waiting for treatment.
User avatar #14 - admiralshepard (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh god, I got real ******* tired of Nancy Grace during the Casey Anthony trial, and Jodi Arias has put me over the brink. I'm at the point where I just leave the room whenever someone puts on HLN.
#28 - poutinesalad (05/25/2013) [-]
I didnt think I'd ever use this again.
#20 - sweateagle (05/25/2013) [-]
I bet Jessie says "sorry" after "bitch".
I bet Jessie says "sorry" after "bitch".
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