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#96 - llshadowz (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
the Canadian one makes no sense...
shouldn't it go on forever because he has to wait forever to see a doctor?
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User avatar #75 to #64 - shadesofbacon (05/25/2013) [-]
It also doesn't make sense because he'd still have terminal lung cancer, meaning his aim of leaving his family enough to live on once he's gone would still be neccesary
#63 - sweetellie (05/25/2013) [-]
I think my favourite person on twitter is @Dommoschitti.
I think my favourite person on twitter is @Dommoschitti.
#61 - zombiepipboy (05/25/2013) [-]
how funny
how funny
User avatar #52 - spawnconnery (05/25/2013) [-]
The Chik Fil A guy was asked abut his opinion on gay marriage, he didn't try to voice his opinion against gays out of the blue. He has the right to an opinion, and to free speech. It's not like he was purposefully trying to be an ******* .
User avatar #59 to #52 - neizane (05/25/2013) [-]
if you allow a bunch of biggots to hold an "i hate people who love eachother" party in your store because of that opinion however, you are an ******* .
User avatar #62 to #59 - spawnconnery (05/25/2013) [-]
The managers of each place probably had more say in that than the he did.
#49 - flabbawabbajabba (05/25/2013) [-]
i dont get the god one
#53 to #49 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
He's saying dinosaurs were all over the earth for 180 million years, yet aren't mentioned in the bible, and humans have been around for a blink of an eye, yet the bible talks about marriage and relationships between people and what's right and wrong (basically gays being together) alot.
#81 to #53 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
actually the bible didn't say one word about gays until about the 1960s when it was rewritten
User avatar #69 to #53 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Dinosaurs are mentioned multiple times in the Bible.
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#88 to #69 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
And it also says that they lived with humans. So no.
#89 to #88 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Is it not a possibility? How is it hard to believe that a couple dinosaurs managed to survive into biblical times but die off within a millennium when humans still believe that aliens or ghosts could exist?
User avatar #90 to #89 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well what is your definition of dinosaur? The link you posted was talking about dinosaurs as dragons, or serpents, or even whales. Which is it?
User avatar #92 to #90 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? If you read it, it clearly says that the English translations often refer to the creature as dragons, serpents, or whales. That's like playing the game telephone; the original sentence is often lost in translation, yet the original concept tends to still be there. Plus that's only one ******* creature.
User avatar #93 to #92 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well they aren't dinosaurs. Read an Earth Science textbook.
User avatar #97 to #93 - bakakinji (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you're just using what #91 said. I lost the argument and am quite shameful for not checking up on my facts better. But I didn't lose to you. You who just stole credit from someone who actually had the knowledge unlike the two of us who were both basically shooting empty rounds at each other with no hard evidence. However, I still strongly believe humans once lived with dinosaurs...mainly because I find the idea dangerous yet fun...

P.S. Don't go around telling others to study when you're not the one actually giving logical arguments.
User avatar #99 to #97 - laughingcarrot (05/25/2013) [-]
Well I didn't see his comment when I posted mine.
#48 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
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#44 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
Really? Tweets on funnyjunk? I have Lost faith.
User avatar #36 - EpicAnon (05/25/2013) [-]
"Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll, or you're taking **** from some ******* ."
#33 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
>some of them are lame

then why did you put them in there OP?
#31 - triggathepirate (05/25/2013) [-]
2/3s of these I didn't get.
2/3s of these I didn't get.
#28 - poutinesalad (05/25/2013) [-]
I didnt think I'd ever use this again.
#24 - tacogrenade (05/25/2013) [-]
if your depressed why would you buy a cat arent they like boring and ******** ...Get a dog!!
User avatar #70 to #24 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Have you ever had a cat? I have no experience with that sort of thing.
And if you're going to say that dogs are only like you train them to be, the same can be said for cats.
#23 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
#22 - budbrown (05/25/2013) [-]
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#94 to #22 - maxsexington (05/25/2013) [-]
you're a wizard
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#68 to #22 - SHAMU (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, like that's hard.
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#42 to #22 - ethiopia (05/25/2013) [-]
There is dubs.... with dubs
There is dubs.... with dubs
#32 to #22 - Bounty (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - imcoolashell (05/25/2013) [-]
well yea, but the canadian breaking bad lasted for numerous seasons as he waits in line for said treatment....
#57 to #21 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
and isnt cured by pills
#56 to #21 - tankthefrank (05/25/2013) [-]
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#20 - sweateagle (05/25/2013) [-]
I bet Jessie says "sorry" after "bitch".
I bet Jessie says "sorry" after "bitch".
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