Bacefook )1(. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that.... Confession: When I was still married, mad a feeling he was cheating en me. I fou
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Bacefook )1(. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that.... Confession: When I was still married, mad a feeling he was cheating en me. I fou

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that...

Confession: When I was still married, mad a
feeling he was cheating en me. I found a
pack pt madame in his car. The hex was
already opened so i poked a hem in the
wrapper of each one, Then i preceded to
seek them in habanero pepper juice for an
hear. I put them back in the car before he
woke up. He told me he had to gate help his
mom with some things amend her house.
He left. 3 hours later my best friend called to
tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend"
and that now she was en fire dawn there!
My husband came home and placed an ice
pack down there, saying he got burnt by
something. Needless to say after that, he
lest his wife and she lest her friend. Neither
one tat them knows what I did. blow if I see
either. ene cf them I always ask. "Where' s
the fire?"
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#10 - miik (05/24/2013) [-]
That is a massive battery bar   
   
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That is a massive battery bar

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User avatar #105 to #10 - Encarna (05/25/2013) [-]
Well it's running at 1100% so you've got to fit that on somehow.
#25 - neizane (05/25/2013) [-]
1,100% battery? what the **** is this on?
User avatar #9 - puacuppasuga (05/24/2013) [-]
yep, this woman deserves better.
User avatar #46 - loonquawl (05/25/2013) [-]
For some related info, don't ask how I know.... The best way to wash pepper off your junk is dish soap.
#99 to #46 - catdogdora (05/25/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to dish soap so it would just cause me much more pain and burning D:
i'm allergic to dish soap so it would just cause me much more pain and burning D:
#48 to #46 - othagovna (05/25/2013) [-]
You listened to /b/… didn't you?
User avatar #22 - cloudshadowevil (05/24/2013) [-]
******* smart, Respect.
#7 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 - lazaman (05/25/2013) [-]
>HFW in reality her friends boyfriend just had an std, and her husband was actually hurt by his moms cloth iron while ironing.
#76 - nexcell (05/25/2013) [-]
who the hell believes these posts about poking holes and sabotaging condoms?

no guy uses a condom in an already opened wrapper, period. its easy to notice tampering.

as for this post he'd surely notice they were drenched in pepper sauce, **** would smell like a mexican grill at a vaseline convention.
#106 to #76 - PedoBearsAcomin (05/25/2013) [-]
Well you wouldn't have to open the packet, poke a hole in it then soak it in the sauce and it would fill through the hole.... Just sayin
Well you wouldn't have to open the packet, poke a hole in it then soak it in the sauce and it would fill through the hole.... Just sayin
#60 - liquidz (05/25/2013) [-]
1100% battery... makes this post 1100% legit
#21 - echobase ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - Covenantkilla (05/24/2013) [-]
1100% battery?
#93 - dungledoo (05/25/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT IF HIS PHONE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES
User avatar #64 - redclover ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
What, is her phone hooked up to Tony Stark's arc reactor or some **** ?
User avatar #72 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think I would of risked poking a hole into a condom in the event a kid could happen. Punishment to them or not, why the **** would you want to bring an unwanted kid into the world to people like that?
User avatar #74 to #72 - rosietheamazon (05/25/2013) [-]
the acidity of the habanero juices would kill the sperm.
User avatar #109 to #74 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [-]
That is a possibility. Regardless not a risk I would want to take, nor an excuse right?
User avatar #92 to #74 - imthecook (05/25/2013) [-]
the spermicide would kill the sperm
User avatar #108 to #92 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [-]
Only few condoms have spermicide, and it does not do much.
User avatar #110 to #108 - imthecook (05/26/2013) [-]
and thats why they made birth control pills. Push and pray my friend
User avatar #111 to #110 - exarzero (05/26/2013) [-]
Well one of the reasons anyways. It helps make periods more regular and less painful, as well as shorter. That and it can actually help balance hormones and clear up acne etc...

They do however have a new contraceptive that is 100 percent rather than the 98 or so percent of the pill. It is a little Y shaped thing that blocks the uterus, and get this... it lasts a YEAR. Amazing really. Not those females who lost libido thanks to the pill can take something, a bit more safe for the body.
User avatar #112 to #111 - imthecook (05/26/2013) [-]
you do realize that T shaped contraceptive was recalled 2 time already? i actually do want kids at some point.
User avatar #113 to #112 - exarzero (05/26/2013) [-]
So do I, but not whiten 10 years. The newer versions of the IUDs have not had any recall. (Yet at least) Still giving it a bit before using something that could end up being bad(around a year or so which is the amount of time it is good for), but my mates that use it and the reviews are all spot on. The old one I would never use, but the new one, yes. As I do not want kids that I cannot support early, yet still have sexual relations. Though, this is all up to my fiance, not so much me.

Now I do agree the old models had a problem with around 1 in 1000 and I would not except that risk. We would be using a non-hormonal version. I just cannot remember the blasted things name. Funny enough, I argued against it at first.
User avatar #114 to #113 - exarzero (05/26/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, I am reading the hormone one is safer.

Neat story:

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User avatar #115 to #114 - exarzero (05/26/2013) [-]
Hell I found a heck of a lot more showing good things than bad about them. The success rate is undeniable. I understand your concern however. Night.
User avatar #79 to #72 - daringdestiny (05/25/2013) [-]
she only poked the hole in the wrapper so the condom got soaked, not in the actual condom
User avatar #107 to #79 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [-]
Right, again, I would not of risked poking a whole in a the wrapper being that she could of hit the condom itself. Not much wiggle room in one of those.
#26 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just me, but she poked holes in the condom wrapper (and not the condom itself). Unless the sauce was able to burn through the latex, I think it was a pretty good revenge.
#8 - angelmitskano (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - Nullifier (05/25/2013) [-]
No point in putting the hole in it if they make it burn them...

"My dick's on fire but let's keep going"

"I'm going to cry from the pain, **** me more"
User avatar #40 to #38 - Ryukenblaze (05/25/2013) [-]
theyre completely sealed...no point soaking them in habanero if its not even going to get on the condom..
User avatar #41 to #40 - Nullifier (05/25/2013) [-]
"my condom is mysteriously unwrapped and kind of burns my finger...SEEMS GOOD ENOUGH, LETS GO."
User avatar #44 to #41 - Ryukenblaze (05/25/2013) [-]
Hence why she poked a HOLE in them instead of unwrapping them
User avatar #45 to #44 - Nullifier (05/25/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhh so it went through the hole. Makes more sense now.
User avatar #102 - jazzspeaks (05/25/2013) [-]
1100% battery, the things phone can do these days
User avatar #56 - deathcampforjewtie (05/25/2013) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #66 - cakezs (05/25/2013) [-]
When she found the condoms in the car, why didn't she confront him about it instead of potentially giving him an unwanted child and/or STD. Not saying he should've cheat on her, but still, bringing a kid into the world that will have two parents that don't give a **** about it, or potentially getting him very sick or even killed by an STD...
User avatar #73 to #66 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [-]
Damn I was just saying the same thing. Agreed.
#69 to #66 - rashmaul (05/25/2013) [-]
i read it as she poked a hole in the wrapper only
User avatar #70 to #69 - cakezs (05/25/2013) [-]
So she could put the juice on them, that would make sense. Didn't catch that, my bad
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