Bacefook )1(. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that.... Confession: When I was still married, mad a feeling he was cheating en me. I fou
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Bacefook )1(

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn, or something like that...

Confession: When I was still married, mad a
feeling he was cheating en me. I found a
pack pt madame in his car. The hex was
already opened so i poked a hem in the
wrapper of each one, Then i preceded to
seek them in habanero pepper juice for an
hear. I put them back in the car before he
woke up. He told me he had to gate help his
mom with some things amend her house.
He left. 3 hours later my best friend called to
tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend"
and that now she was en fire dawn there!
My husband came home and placed an ice
pack down there, saying he got burnt by
something. Needless to say after that, he
lest his wife and she lest her friend. Neither
one tat them knows what I did. blow if I see
either. ene cf them I always ask. "Where' s
the fire?"
...
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Submitted: 05/24/2013
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#10 - miik (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That is a massive battery bar   
   
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That is a massive battery bar

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#25 - neizane (05/25/2013) [-]
1,100% battery? what the **** is this on?
#1 - teranin ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Anyone else really want to replace this cunt's birth control pills with tic tacs?
Anyone else really want to replace this cunt's birth control pills with tic tacs?
User avatar #11 to #1 - TheFreak (05/24/2013) [-]
If a man thought his wife was cheating on him and replaced her birth control pills with sugar pills and she got pregnant with his best friend, who would you be mad at?
User avatar #9 - puacuppasuga (05/24/2013) [-]
yep, this woman deserves better.
#7 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 - loonquawl (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For some related info, don't ask how I know.... The best way to wash pepper off your junk is dish soap.
User avatar #15 - stallwallwriter (05/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Okay, the habanero pepper sauce I can kind of understand, although I think it's unreasonably brutal, but why do that and poke holes in the condoms? If whoever is using them doesn't have another form of birth control, then they could wind up getting someone pregnant. Basically bringing about another human being out of spite is pretty horrendous. You shouldn't **** around with matters of life and death.
#16 to #15 - thegayman (05/24/2013) [-]
Otherwise it'd just be soaking the wrappers in the sauce.
#76 - nexcell (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
who the hell believes these posts about poking holes and sabotaging condoms?

no guy uses a condom in an already opened wrapper, period. its easy to notice tampering.

as for this post he'd surely notice they were drenched in pepper sauce, **** would smell like a mexican grill at a vaseline convention.
User avatar #22 - cloudshadowevil (05/24/2013) [-]
******* smart, Respect.
User avatar #19 - Covenantkilla (05/24/2013) [-]
1100% battery?
User avatar #81 - lazaman (05/25/2013) [-]
>HFW in reality her friends boyfriend just had an std, and her husband was actually hurt by his moms cloth iron while ironing.
#60 - liquidz (05/25/2013) [-]
1100% battery... makes this post 1100% legit
#93 - dungledoo (05/25/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT IF HIS PHONE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES
User avatar #64 - redclover (05/25/2013) [-]
What, is her phone hooked up to Tony Stark's arc reactor or some **** ?
User avatar #38 - Nullifier (05/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No point in putting the hole in it if they make it burn them...

"My dick's on fire but let's keep going"

"I'm going to cry from the pain, **** me more"
#32 - sheauhn (05/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
what if the wife was a big tremendous bitch and the husband wanted someone less bitchy?
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User avatar #39 to #32 - toxickooties (05/25/2013) [-]
That's not an excuse to cheat. There is no excuse for cheating. Either work through it, and make it better. Or just get divorced / break up.
User avatar #66 - cakezs (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When she found the condoms in the car, why didn't she confront him about it instead of potentially giving him an unwanted child and/or STD. Not saying he should've cheat on her, but still, bringing a kid into the world that will have two parents that don't give a **** about it, or potentially getting him very sick or even killed by an STD...
User avatar #72 - exarzero (05/25/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I don't think I would of risked poking a hole into a condom in the event a kid could happen. Punishment to them or not, why the **** would you want to bring an unwanted kid into the world to people like that?
#24 - aiicii (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but there are chicks who do things of that sort without a reason
User avatar #33 to #24 - zpryed (05/25/2013) [-]
i think at this moment it was justified since cheaters can go **** ghost peppers
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