Fus Ro Fuck your shit. . mun 'iir, i and am out :iii You. Dragonrend, . Do you speak it?
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#69 to #16 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
We have Sheogorath, your argument is invalid.
#110 to #16 - botherandbefuddle (05/25/2013) [-]
I love you, now prepare thy anus.
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#111 to #16 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
Where did the praise the sun knight come from?
#119 to #111 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls.
#118 to #111 - phoenixtc (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm wondering that too.
User avatar #121 to #118 - residentmatt (05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls.
#122 to #121 - phoenixtc (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I guess I'll buy that next steam sale. I saw it on Steam.
#137 to #122 - quinos (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't play it unless you have a controller, the pc port was absolutely horrendous. I'd recommend going to a gamestop and buying it for like 20 bucks if you can find it, it'd cost you less than buying the PPTD edition on Steam, the DLC would cost you an extra 10? The same amount as the PPTD.
User avatar #125 to #122 - residentmatt (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun as **** ....hard as **** ....very rage worthy. I recommend it. Have fun, if you do buy it.
#127 to #125 - phoenixtc (05/25/2013) [-]
I'll take your advice on it being hard.
User avatar #128 to #127 - residentmatt (05/25/2013) [-]
You should.
#20 - thewasteland ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
>MFW dragon lands
#58 to #20 - nevrit (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - rabaneristo (05/24/2013) [-]
Dragonrend, ************ . Do you speak it?
User avatar #4 to #2 - joeyliquid (05/24/2013) [-]
At the beginning you don't have have dragonrend. I know I spent about quarter of my time on skyrim without dragonrend since I couldn't be assed to get it. Sometimes the ******* would fly to far above for you to even hit with dragonrend, (well maybe you could hit them but they would land in some awkward spot you couldn't get into).
User avatar #62 to #2 - xenophaigus (05/24/2013) [-]
Bend Will works so much better. They land almost immediately, and aren't hostile, which allows you to hack away at them for a short time before they open fire.
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#17 to #13 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
it has a really low cooldown you can keep it running on the dragon forever
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User avatar #150 to #130 - rabaneristo (05/25/2013) [-]
Unless you do it right.
User avatar #86 to #2 - harbingerwolf (05/24/2013) [-]
Dragonrend seems to be the dova equivilent of calling them ******* , and as a dragonborn i refuse to insult my heritage as such.
User avatar #124 to #86 - neokun (05/25/2013) [-]
But are willing to slaughter the **** out of them. Use their own bones as armor and slay their leader.
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#113 - anonymouslyawesome (05/25/2013) [-]
Story Time *************
>playing skyrim
>doing the College of Whiterhold quest line
>at the part where the eye going nuts and owns some people
>leave Whiterhold
>Old man asks me what happend
>Dragon Music starts "Oh **** "
>Still in conversation with old asshole who keep forgetting where his **** is
>get hit by some fire, exit convo finally
>everyone runs from it leaving me to deal with dragon
>run up to top of castle to fight it fair ground
>starts flying around being a bitch
>lands on one of the castle walls breathes fire at me
>hurt it with arrows cause I'm a cheap bitch like that
>finally gets up before i stun it with an arrow
>flies around more like a bitch, me waiting for it to land I can arrow it's ass
>shoot arrow, no damage
>shoot 30 more no damage
>shoot as it's flying up, hurts it a bit
MFW I could only hurt when it was in the air flying or right about to take off
>spend next 3 hours fighting same dragon
TLR I spent 3 hours fighting a glitched dragon so i could tell some old asshole that they need a new boss.
User avatar #212 to #113 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
You know who I hate? ******* Ancano.
User avatar #213 to #212 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
I hate you too.
you're that guy, aren't you?
User avatar #214 to #213 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
Damn right I'm that guy. I didn't expect there to be someone with Ancano as their username on this site.
User avatar #215 to #214 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
you better believe it ***** .
User avatar #216 to #215 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
#217 to #216 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
you better have something serious to say when you summon my might again.
User avatar #218 to #217 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
As you wish.
User avatar #219 to #218 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
good.
now hand over the eye
User avatar #220 to #219 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
...Is that a reference?
User avatar #221 to #220 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
yes. yes it is.
User avatar #222 to #221 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
Care to tell me?
User avatar #223 to #222 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
a reference to the eye of magus. and how ancano wants it for the thalmor...
User avatar #224 to #223 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
....Pffffffft, how could I miss that?
#225 to #224 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
if you aren't thalmor I doubt that you have the intelligence to comprehend jokes
if you aren't thalmor I doubt that you have the intelligence to comprehend jokes
#226 to #225 - itsthatguyagain (08/04/2013) [-]
Well jeez, no need to be so mean.
Well jeez, no need to be so mean.
User avatar #227 to #226 - ancano ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
oh look, another joke he didn't get.
#133 to #113 - xsubxerox (05/25/2013) [-]
That emoticon trolled the **** out of you.
#135 to #133 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
That fish has dick suckin lips.
#155 to #113 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
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>Wearing Arch Mage Robes
>Not wearing Morokei
ISHYGDDT
User avatar #196 to #155 - notmadguy (05/28/2013) [-]
Nahkriin is 10x better than that. You already have tons of regen.
User avatar #197 to #196 - heartlessrobot (05/28/2013) [-]
I use Restoration the least. And I like to have my magicka back as quickly as possible.
User avatar #204 to #197 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (06/03/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't wear dragon priest masks?
User avatar #205 to #204 - heartlessrobot (06/03/2013) [-]
You should probably start then.
elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Konahrik
User avatar #206 to #205 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (06/03/2013) [-]
That's the thing, they just don't appeal to me.
User avatar #207 to #206 - heartlessrobot (06/03/2013) [-]
Wait, the appearance or the abilities?
User avatar #208 to #207 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (06/03/2013) [-]
Both. I also like to have a solid set of armor (i.e. full dwarven, glass, thieves guild, etc).
User avatar #209 to #208 - heartlessrobot (06/03/2013) [-]
Oh, see, I do robes, Morokei, and armor on my hands and feet. Or full Dark Brotherhood or Nighingale armor.
User avatar #210 to #209 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (06/03/2013) [-]
I see. I use nightingale up until I get thieves guild master. I'm a big fan of light armor
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonymouslyawesome (05/25/2013) [-]
**** you smiley face
User avatar #5 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [-]
if they dont have a flat surface to land on, they will keep circling forever no matter how many times you dragonrend it... even if you kill it with magic/bow it will keep flying around with no health
#51 to #5 - lunarflare (05/24/2013) [-]
What patch of skyrim are you running, man? Last time I killed an airborne dragon (last night) is crashed into a mountain.
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [-]
always newest version
#54 to #52 - lunarflare (05/24/2013) [-]
Mod conflict maybe? I remember that happened to me when I hadn't updated Deadly Dragons.
#92 to #5 - newborn (05/25/2013) [-]
in my experience, the college of winterhold is the worst place to fight a dragon. you first fast travel onto the bridge, then the dragon circles until you enter the college circle. it then just perches on the surrounding ring and shoots stuff at you all day. when i used dragonrend it just landed on top of the college every time, out of sight.
User avatar #8 to #5 - colector (05/24/2013) [-]
When you use Dragonrend / wound or kill it midair, the dragon will seek the nearest possible LZ and land there, although there are a few places where they just can't land. I had one case like that in the mountains near Dagon's shrine, i killed the mofo with a bow and he just kept flying until i reloaded the area and the corpse appeared on the ground.

On second note is way more enjoyable shooting it with arrows/spells than just 1 shotting it when it lands imo.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Willhelm (05/24/2013) [-]
Where do you get dragonrend again? Or does it vary?
User avatar #10 to #9 - EvilWolf (05/24/2013) [-]
u get it along the campaign. i cant remember exactly where or when, but i know u need it to defeat alduin
#11 to #10 - hellfiazz (05/24/2013) [-]
You learn it by looking into the Elder Scroll at the top of the Throat of the World.
User avatar #12 to #11 - EvilWolf (05/24/2013) [-]
sounds right. havent played it in a while so couldn't remember
User avatar #18 to #8 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [-]
Dawnstar, unable to land anywhere x)
User avatar #19 to #18 - colector (05/24/2013) [-]
At Dawnstar they just fly right out of town and land there, and you have to chase them like an idiot all the way... if you want the soul that is,
User avatar #24 to #19 - viscerys (05/24/2013) [-]
I lure them away from the towns, and then remember that I have the Deadly Dragons mod, and they eat me.
User avatar #21 to #19 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [-]
i ended up going inside a house and out again, it worked, the dragons model just went limp in the air and fell to the ground. Aquired soul and lewt.
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [-]
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#81 - tombreaper (05/24/2013) [-]
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :   
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"   
"bear? I thought they were harder"   
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"   
"a 			*******		 dragon? surprisingly easy"   
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"   
   
my character when   
   
tl;dr: giants are 			*******		 kick-ass
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"
"bear? I thought they were harder"
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"
"a ******* dragon? surprisingly easy"
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"

my character when

tl;dr: giants are ******* kick-ass
User avatar #108 to #81 - camerel (05/25/2013) [-]
what race?
User avatar #109 to #108 - tombreaper (05/25/2013) [-]
redguard
User avatar #115 to #109 - camerel (05/25/2013) [-]
i have the same build, but with nord. probably my favorite out of all the combinations
User avatar #158 to #81 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
Magic > Stealth > Warrior
In terms of how fun it is.
But yeah, Dragons? No problem. Giant ******* robot? Eh, not too hard. Giants? This is gonna be difficult. Falmer/Chaurus? Mutha ******* nope all the way out of this bitch, my two Dremora Lords and Serana can handle this while I piss myself in the corner chugging invisibility potions.
User avatar #160 to #158 - tombreaper (05/25/2013) [-]
************* fire mages
User avatar #162 to #160 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
Mages are beyond annoying. The always cast a ******* ward as soon as you shout. Then I shove Mehrunes' Razor up their arse.
User avatar #163 to #162 - tombreaper (05/25/2013) [-]
they are pretty hard when you are no stealth, with fire blasts and ice spikes, damn them all to oblivion
User avatar #166 to #163 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
My recent character went from a battlemage to a stealth mage with a suit of armor in his pocket. And a mace for harvesting souls.
#173 to #81 - darthblam ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I sneak attacked a giant using invisibility and a badass dagger.
100 sneak, 100 one-handed, 100 enchanting, 100 smithing.
Dragonbone dagger is as powerful as it can possibly be.
All of my Daedric armor gives best enchant to one-handed damage if the part can have it.
I ******* 1-shotted that giant with a dagger with paralyze on it. Paralyze effect popped as I killed him in that one stab, and he ******* stood there as a perfect statue like nothing happened. He wobbled a bit but somehow kept balance.. it was odd...
I laughed my ass off.
User avatar #105 - hazardousfool (05/25/2013) [-]
Is it me or the description translated to dragon language?
User avatar #22 to #14 - nggamer (05/24/2013) [-]
i dont get it, whats with the underscores
User avatar #25 to #22 - DoctorDinosaur (05/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

I don't know what is up with the underscores though.
User avatar #23 to #22 - viscerys (05/24/2013) [-]
Maybe he had intended a hyphon.
User avatar #99 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
Three words: Joor. Zah Frul.
#136 to #99 - projecthelios (05/25/2013) [-]
I like to think that it means "hey, 			****		 face" and the dragon's like "the 			****		 you say?"   
   
Dragon's face afterward:
I like to think that it means "hey, **** face" and the dragon's like "the **** you say?"

Dragon's face afterward:
User avatar #139 to #136 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
Given the fact that it actually means "Mortal Finite Temporary," I find it odd that three words of power does more than two, given that "Temporary" is the third word.
User avatar #181 to #139 - projecthelios (05/25/2013) [-]
I know. It's just fun to pretend.
User avatar #156 to #99 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
Then the dragon flies halfway across the map to land.
User avatar #157 to #156 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
It's not foolproof, but it's useful depending on the location.
User avatar #161 to #157 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd rather turn the dragon into a small pile of ashes with Lightning Storm.
User avatar #168 to #161 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
I actually never really liked that one, because if you use it in the wrong place, you're ****** by the long dick of the city guard.
User avatar #169 to #168 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
No, I mean the Master Level destruction spell, not the shout.
User avatar #170 to #169 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm thinking Storm Call. I never really use shock based spells, I'm more partial to fire when I use destruction.
User avatar #171 to #170 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2013) [-]
When you get to master level you'll regret not going for shock. It's the only one with actual range.
User avatar #193 to #171 - bradmanx (05/25/2013) [-]
Yea, Firestorm is an explosion and Blizzard is practically useless just like every other ice spell
User avatar #195 to #193 - heartlessrobot (05/27/2013) [-]
I like them, you just have to time them perfectly.
User avatar #172 to #171 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh I will use it, but I just generally lean towards fire.
#96 to #84 - cormy (05/25/2013) [-]
PARTY HARD!!
PARTY HARD!!
#38 - charlesanthony (05/24/2013) [-]
No problem for hawkeye gough.
No problem for hawkeye gough.
#83 to #41 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
And then you go down there to beat him, and spend at least 12 			*******		 try's trying to cut off his 			*******		 tail before giving up and just killing the bastard...   
   
In other words, 			****		 Kalameet.
And then you go down there to beat him, and spend at least 12 ******* try's trying to cut off his ******* tail before giving up and just killing the bastard...

In other words, **** Kalameet.
#112 to #83 - phoenixtc (05/25/2013) [-]
What is that game?
#182 to #112 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls 2.   
   
Isn't out yet. Sometime October 2013.
Dark Souls 2.

Isn't out yet. Sometime October 2013.
User avatar #90 to #41 - ghouleyed (05/25/2013) [-]
What game is that?


Looks interestin~
#129 to #90 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls
User avatar #56 - freddyhollensen (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty good at landscaping, creating towns and villages...

The obvious place to start would be Winterhold (Entire hold consists of 4 houses), but what do you guys think?

Personally what annoyed me the most was the feel that Skyrim had a total population of:

Civilian: 50
Guards/Bandits: 250
Jarls and those who work protect him and do his job for him: 75
User avatar #159 to #56 - wilvine **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Skyrim real cities mod.
User avatar #104 to #56 - alltimetens (05/25/2013) [-]
That's what I noticed, too. There are more guards/government officials then there are people. Pretty weird. I wish Bethesda increased the population in a DLC.
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**alltimetens rolls 656** trips and the giant becomes twice as powerful.
User avatar #98 to #97 - alltimetens (05/25/2013) [-]
Damn it 5, get your **** together.
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**zarkaronx rolls 08** what is the picture you would of used if you had rolled dubs?
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**tankerdude rolls 65** casting revive
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**etparty rolls 20** You can recover!
#82 to #63 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
No, he can't.
User avatar #29 - Fgner (05/24/2013) [-]
Master archer race, reporting in.
User avatar #34 to #29 - reican (05/24/2013) [-]
And a master Sorcerer, reporting in.
#176 - zarkaronx (05/25/2013) [-]
Me every time I play skyrim
Me every time I play skyrim
#132 - sweateagle (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #179 to #132 - romuarska (05/25/2013) [-]
what manner of sissyness is this?
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
I have more fun shooting them with my bow.
#91 to #1 - qazlord (05/25/2013) [-]
i thought you were too poor to afford anything?
User avatar #183 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/25/2013) [-]
whta do you mean....
User avatar #184 to #183 - qazlord (05/25/2013) [-]
i meant that because you used to not even have a job, but im guessing with the job you bought skyrim
User avatar #185 to #184 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/25/2013) [-]
I was gifted skyrim a long time ago

though yes I do have a job now a rather good paying job
User avatar #186 to #185 - qazlord (05/25/2013) [-]
oh okay, thats good
#187 to #186 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/25/2013) [-]
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yup ^w^

its good to not be poor
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