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#2 - rabaneristo
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Dragonrend, ************. Do you speak it?
#4 to #2 - joeyliquid
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(05/24/2013) [-]
At the beginning you don't have have dragonrend. I know I spent about quarter of my time on skyrim without dragonrend since I couldn't be assed to get it. Sometimes the ******* would fly to far above for you to even hit with dragonrend, (well maybe you could hit them but they would land in some awkward spot you couldn't get into).
#62 to #2 - xenophaigus
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Bend Will works so much better. They land almost immediately, and aren't hostile, which allows you to hack away at them for a short time before they open fire.
#86 to #2 - harbingerwolf
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Dragonrend seems to be the dova equivilent of calling them *******, and as a dragonborn i refuse to insult my heritage as such.
#124 to #86 - neokun
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(05/25/2013) [-]
But are willing to slaughter the **** out of them. Use their own bones as armor and slay their leader.
#13 to #2 - tittylovin
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#17 to #13 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
it has a really low cooldown you can keep it running on the dragon forever
#130 to #17 - tittylovin
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#150 to #130 - rabaneristo
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Unless you do it right.
#15 - mrbusinge
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#180 to #15 - zarkaronx
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#16 to #15 - spearmint
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#59 to #16 - nevrit
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#69 to #16 - falloutreaper
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(05/24/2013) [-]
We have Sheogorath, your argument is invalid.
#110 to #16 - botherandbefuddle
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I love you, now prepare thy anus.
#93 to #16 - cpthaze **User deleted account**
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#111 to #16 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Where did the praise the sun knight come from?
#118 to #111 - phoenixtc
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I'm wondering that too.
#121 to #118 - residentmatt
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls.
#122 to #121 - phoenixtc
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I guess I'll buy that next steam sale. I saw it on Steam.
#137 to #122 - quinos
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Don't play it unless you have a controller, the pc port was absolutely horrendous. I'd recommend going to a gamestop and buying it for like 20 bucks if you can find it, it'd cost you less than buying the PPTD edition on Steam, the DLC would cost you an extra 10? The same amount as the PPTD.
#125 to #122 - residentmatt
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Fun as ****....hard as ****....very rage worthy. I recommend it. Have fun, if you do buy it.
#127 to #125 - phoenixtc
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I'll take your advice on it being hard.
#128 to #127 - residentmatt
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(05/25/2013) [-]
You should.
#119 to #111 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Dark Souls.
#28 - thisdoescompute
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#5 - achphoenix
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(05/24/2013) [-]
if they dont have a flat surface to land on, they will keep circling forever no matter how many times you dragonrend it... even if you kill it with magic/bow it will keep flying around with no health
#51 to #5 - lunarflare
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(05/24/2013) [-]
What patch of skyrim are you running, man? Last time I killed an airborne dragon (last night) is crashed into a mountain.
#52 to #51 - achphoenix
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(05/24/2013) [-]
always newest version
#54 to #52 - lunarflare
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Mod conflict maybe? I remember that happened to me when I hadn't updated Deadly Dragons.
#92 to #5 - newborn
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(05/25/2013) [-]
in my experience, the college of winterhold is the worst place to fight a dragon. you first fast travel onto the bridge, then the dragon circles until you enter the college circle. it then just perches on the surrounding ring and shoots stuff at you all day. when i used dragonrend it just landed on top of the college every time, out of sight.
#8 to #5 - colector
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(05/24/2013) [-]
When you use Dragonrend / wound or kill it midair, the dragon will seek the nearest possible LZ and land there, although there are a few places where they just can't land. I had one case like that in the mountains near Dagon's shrine, i killed the mofo with a bow and he just kept flying until i reloaded the area and the corpse appeared on the ground.

On second note is way more enjoyable shooting it with arrows/spells than just 1 shotting it when it lands imo.
#18 to #8 - achphoenix
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Dawnstar, unable to land anywhere x)
#19 to #18 - colector
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(05/24/2013) [-]
At Dawnstar they just fly right out of town and land there, and you have to chase them like an idiot all the way... if you want the soul that is,
#24 to #19 - viscerys
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I lure them away from the towns, and then remember that I have the Deadly Dragons mod, and they eat me.
#21 to #19 - achphoenix
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(05/24/2013) [-]
i ended up going inside a house and out again, it worked, the dragons model just went limp in the air and fell to the ground. Aquired soul and lewt.
#9 to #8 - Willhelm
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Where do you get dragonrend again? Or does it vary?
#10 to #9 - EvilWolf
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(05/24/2013) [-]
u get it along the campaign. i cant remember exactly where or when, but i know u need it to defeat alduin
#11 to #10 - hellfiazz
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(05/24/2013) [-]
You learn it by looking into the Elder Scroll at the top of the Throat of the World.
#12 to #11 - EvilWolf
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(05/24/2013) [-]
sounds right. havent played it in a while so couldn't remember
#6 to #5 - achphoenix
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(05/24/2013) [-]
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#42 - joehue
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**joehue rolls 10**
#68 to #42 - sabcy
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#89 to #42 - ghostrollerelite
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#97 to #42 - alltimetens
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(05/25/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 656** trips and the giant becomes twice as powerful.
#98 to #97 - alltimetens
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Damn it 5, get your **** together.
#178 to #42 - zarkaronx
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(05/25/2013) [-]
**zarkaronx rolls 08** what is the picture you would of used if you had rolled dubs?
#43 to #42 - joehue
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#64 to #43 - tankerdude
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**tankerdude rolls 65** casting revive
#63 to #43 - etparty
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**etparty rolls 20** You can recover!
#82 to #63 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
No, he can't.
#46 - xerros
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#164 to #46 - llshadowz
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#47 to #46 - supremegaws
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**supremegaws rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Meet the Pitts without tits ** lold
#53 to #46 - newforomador
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#20 - thewasteland
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(05/24/2013) [-]
>MFW dragon lands
#58 to #20 - nevrit
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(05/24/2013) [-]
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#113 - anonymouslyawesome
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Story Time *************
>playing skyrim
>doing the College of Whiterhold quest line
>at the part where the eye going nuts and owns some people
>leave Whiterhold
>Old man asks me what happend
>Dragon Music starts "Oh ****"
>Still in conversation with old asshole who keep forgetting where his **** is
>get hit by some fire, exit convo finally
>everyone runs from it leaving me to deal with dragon
>run up to top of castle to fight it fair ground
>starts flying around being a bitch
>lands on one of the castle walls breathes fire at me
>hurt it with arrows cause I'm a cheap bitch like that
>finally gets up before i stun it with an arrow
>flies around more like a bitch, me waiting for it to land I can arrow it's ass
>shoot arrow, no damage
>shoot 30 more no damage
>shoot as it's flying up, hurts it a bit
MFW I could only hurt when it was in the air flying or right about to take off
>spend next 3 hours fighting same dragon
TLR I spent 3 hours fighting a glitched dragon so i could tell some old asshole that they need a new boss.
#212 to #113 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
You know who I hate? ******* Ancano.
#213 to #212 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I hate you too.
you're that guy, aren't you?
#214 to #213 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Damn right I'm that guy. I didn't expect there to be someone with Ancano as their username on this site.
#215 to #214 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
you better believe it *****.
#216 to #215 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
#217 to #216 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
you better have something serious to say when you summon my might again.
#218 to #217 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
As you wish.
#219 to #218 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
good.
now hand over the eye
#220 to #219 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
...Is that a reference?
#221 to #220 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
yes. yes it is.
#222 to #221 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Care to tell me?
#223 to #222 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
a reference to the eye of magus. and how ancano wants it for the thalmor...
#224 to #223 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
....Pffffffft, how could I miss that?
#225 to #224 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
if you aren't thalmor I doubt that you have the intelligence to comprehend jokes
if you aren't thalmor I doubt that you have the intelligence to comprehend jokes
#226 to #225 - itsthatguyagain
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Well jeez, no need to be so mean.
Well jeez, no need to be so mean.
#227 to #226 - ancano
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(08/04/2013) [-]
oh look, another joke he didn't get.
#133 to #113 - xsubxerox
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(05/25/2013) [-]
That emoticon trolled the **** out of you.
#135 to #133 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
That fish has dick suckin lips.
#155 to #113 - heartlessrobot
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(05/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
>Wearing Arch Mage Robes
>Not wearing Morokei
ISHYGDDT
#196 to #155 - notmadguy
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(05/28/2013) [-]
Nahkriin is 10x better than that. You already have tons of regen.
#197 to #196 - heartlessrobot
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(05/28/2013) [-]
I use Restoration the least. And I like to have my magicka back as quickly as possible.
#204 to #197 - kylewkelly **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't wear dragon priest masks?
#205 to #204 - heartlessrobot
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(06/03/2013) [-]
You should probably start then.
elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Konahrik
#206 to #205 - kylewkelly **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2013) [-]
That's the thing, they just don't appeal to me.
#207 to #206 - heartlessrobot
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Wait, the appearance or the abilities?
#208 to #207 - kylewkelly **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Both. I also like to have a solid set of armor (i.e. full dwarven, glass, thieves guild, etc).
#209 to #208 - heartlessrobot
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(06/03/2013) [-]
Oh, see, I do robes, Morokei, and armor on my hands and feet. Or full Dark Brotherhood or Nighingale armor.
#210 to #209 - kylewkelly **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2013) [-]
I see. I use nightingale up until I get thieves guild master. I'm a big fan of light armor
#114 to #113 - anonymouslyawesome
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(05/25/2013) [-]
**** you smiley face
#14 - moarpotatos
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#22 to #14 - nggamer
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(05/24/2013) [-]
i dont get it, whats with the underscores
#25 to #22 - DoctorDinosaur
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(05/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

I don't know what is up with the underscores though.
#23 to #22 - viscerys
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Maybe he had intended a hyphon.
#81 - tombreaper
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :   
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"   
"bear? I thought they were harder"   
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"   
"a ******* dragon? surprisingly easy"   
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"   
   
my character when   
   
tl;dr: giants are ******* kick-ass
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"
"bear? I thought they were harder"
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"
"a ******* dragon? surprisingly easy"
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"

my character when

tl;dr: giants are ******* kick-ass
#108 to #81 - camerel
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(05/25/2013) [-]
what race?
#109 to #108 - tombreaper
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(05/25/2013) [-]
redguard
#115 to #109 - camerel
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(05/25/2013) [-]
i have the same build, but with nord. probably my favorite out of all the combinations
#158 to #81 - heartlessrobot
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Magic > Stealth > Warrior
In terms of how fun it is.
But yeah, Dragons? No problem. Giant ******* robot? Eh, not too hard. Giants? This is gonna be difficult. Falmer/Chaurus? Mutha ******* nope all the way out of this bitch, my two Dremora Lords and Serana can handle this while I piss myself in the corner chugging invisibility potions.
#160 to #158 - tombreaper
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(05/25/2013) [-]
************* fire mages
#162 to #160 - heartlessrobot
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Mages are beyond annoying. The always cast a ******* ward as soon as you shout. Then I shove Mehrunes' Razor up their arse.
#163 to #162 - tombreaper
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(05/25/2013) [-]
they are pretty hard when you are no stealth, with fire blasts and ice spikes, damn them all to oblivion
#166 to #163 - heartlessrobot
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(05/25/2013) [-]
My recent character went from a battlemage to a stealth mage with a suit of armor in his pocket. And a mace for harvesting souls.
#173 to #81 - darthblam
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I sneak attacked a giant using invisibility and a badass dagger.
100 sneak, 100 one-handed, 100 enchanting, 100 smithing.
Dragonbone dagger is as powerful as it can possibly be.
All of my Daedric armor gives best enchant to one-handed damage if the part can have it.
I ******* 1-shotted that giant with a dagger with paralyze on it. Paralyze effect popped as I killed him in that one stab, and he ******* stood there as a perfect statue like nothing happened. He wobbled a bit but somehow kept balance.. it was odd...
I laughed my ass off.