Let that sink in. Unbelievable. If / entire was you'd only 1 mintue and 17 seconds. 1:17? I'm ok with this number humanity earth facts mindfuck
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#8 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
scientists believe the human race is around 276,000 years old and place the earth at 4.54b so that puts the human race around .00607% of earths time, given 24 hrs which is 86400 seconds and so we are just .00607% of 86400 which gives us a whole 5.24448 seconds.

if your going to post something math related plz ensure your math is correct.

P.S. (monkeys don't count as homo sapiens)

and before someone says but we are only 200,000 that is what wiki says http://www.infoniac.com/environment/how-old-is-human-race-new-data.html
User avatar #47 to #8 - fyaq (05/24/2013) [-]
dont worry, he just reposted it.

its funny you think FJ made its own content
User avatar #139 to #8 - metalmind (05/24/2013) [-]
We need more anons like this!
#20 to #8 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
what are you talking about, the planet it only 2013 years old
#18 to #8 - obligatoryusername (05/23/2013) [-]
Technically speaking, all members of the Homo genus is considered human (i.e. Homo Habilis, Homo Ergaster, etc.). The earliest known remains of the a member of the Homo genus dates back to about 2.33 million years, so if we include all species under the genus homo we have been on earth for about 44.341850 at most.

Keep in mind, I am using the broadest definition for the term "human" to find this number. In addition, Anon is correct as well if "human" in this case refers to modern humans.

Don't trust infographics found online, and remember to check online to see if it matches current evidence.

TL;DR

44.341850 at most using umbrella definition of "human". Anon is correct as well in his answer. Don't trust infographics.
(source earliest known remains: http://archive.archaeology.org/9701/newsbriefs/homo.html)
#58 to #18 - cjfj (05/24/2013) [-]
You were the original Homo of the genus.
You were the original Homo of the genus.
#65 to #18 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
not all members of the Homo genus are humans they are hominids which means they share humanlike characteristics but they are not quite human. This is excluding Homo sapiens of course.
#59 to #18 - isthisten (05/24/2013) [-]
hmm... i took a biology class in college and my professor said me make up about less than 30 secs
#27 - MAHEREX (05/24/2013) [-]
117 Baby
117 Baby
#21 - UlquiGrimmHime (05/23/2013) [-]
1:17?
I'm ok with this number
User avatar #39 - iizsimon (05/24/2013) [-]
good thing we're the last 1 minute and 17 seconds, the best ending to a movie
User avatar #70 to #39 - twofreegerbils (05/24/2013) [-]
That was really ******* inspirational, man
User avatar #79 to #39 - tylertortured (05/24/2013) [-]
Earth's 24 hours, the last 1 minute and 17 seconds directed by Michal Bay!
#22 - cosmicoverdose (05/23/2013) [-]
117 is the best time....
#133 to #22 - huskycreeper (05/24/2013) [-]
Psh 115 is better.
#29 to #22 - hungsloth (05/24/2013) [-]
-it was my job to protect you-   
.MasterChief.   
   
   
have some feels.
-it was my job to protect you-
.MasterChief.


have some feels.
User avatar #53 to #29 - AlanbalMIT (05/24/2013) [-]
"Cortana....please..."


;_;
#84 - krobeles (05/24/2013) [-]
I really hate this notion that we're insignificant and horrid for destroying the world and each other.
We're the most highly evolved and magnificent beings on this entire ******* rock. Hell, we're the most highly evolved beings in our solar system, and we might be the most highly evolved and intelligent in the entire universe for all we know.

Sure, on a cosmic scale we're not very significant, but neither is anything else. We cannot percieve things on a cosmic scale or through the eyes of time, as both of these things ivalidate literally anything else. The only two significant things when viewing the world like this, is the beginning and the end of the universe. Everything in between where just pointless particles mashing about.

The Human race has advanced a breath taking amount, and our collective ingenuity and intellect has allowed to, time and again, supass the barrier of what we though possible. Last time i check up on it, we were in the early stages of experimentation of creating a gravitational flux, essentially allowing us to perform the steriotypical 'warp jump' if it works. The physicists behind it, couldn't find a problem with the theory of these 'warp jumps' either, so its technically possible.
Let that sink in. Us. So called "insignificant us" are ******* with space-time. Any one species that can experiment on ******* with the fabric of reality, isn't so very insignificant now, are they?
We're ******* amazing, and the idiots amongst us shouldn't get to pull the rest of us down with their ignorance.
We're the ******* masters of reality, and no hipstery-hippie asshole is going to tell us otherwise. No religion is going to degrade us with being sinful creatures or tell us that life is torment that we must escape.
Life and reality is a beatiful and magnificent thing, our beatiful and magnificent play-thing.

TL;DNR: Stop postulating that we're insignificant and horrid. We're not.
#113 to #84 - hopskotch (05/24/2013) [-]
True that. Now wrap your head around this:

The time between when the Stegosaurus lived and when the T-rex lived is actually larger than when the T-rex lived and the present day. Millions upon millions upon millions of years, and they were still dinosaurs.

Fast forward to Mankind in its entirity. We've only been here an estimated some odd 8k-10k years. Literally a decimal point of that timespan, yet we are so much more advanced than all other life on this planet. How do you account for such a huge gap?

<<<<Check it.
User avatar #171 to #84 - cadencee (05/24/2013) [-]
Remember that not too long ago it was the general consensus that Earth was the center of the universe and everything was here specifically for us. The way I see it, things like this attempt the put us in our place, in a sense. It is easy to forget or at least stop considering just how mind blowingly vast the Universe is, let alone the history of the Planet we live on.

I don't think anyone is trying to say that we aren't an anomaly worthy of awe, just that when you look at the Universe as a whole, humanity really doesn't stick out. Remember that it is possibly more likely than not that we are not the only sentient species in the Universe.
#173 to #84 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
what if.. all stupid humans would become ''slaves'' for the scientists?

*scientific research hyperdrive activated*

not.
User avatar #98 to #84 - nervaaurelius (05/24/2013) [-]
Not to mention we're the only beings that actually have the concept of meaning on this planet. So in the end if we're gone the world would have no meaning because there is nothing to give the notion of "meaning".
User avatar #88 to #84 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
We are neither, but we have the choice to be. we also have the choice to be the opposite.

though i may not agree that religion restricts us, life is beautiful and magnificent nonetheless.
#95 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
Did someone say 1:17?
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User avatar #24 - missrainbowdash (05/24/2013) [-]
it would be a movie about dinosaurs.
User avatar #35 to #24 - roflstorm ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
And lava

Lots n lotsa lava
User avatar #170 to #24 - zedong (05/24/2013) [-]
well, the first 15 hours (or even more?) would be melted rock and lava cooling slowly into a hard, cold surface, then microorganisms would slowly start to grow. Dinosaurs first appeared about 230 million years ago, and the earth is about 4,5 billion years old, so the dinosaurs would first appear after about 22 hours and 45 minutes, then then they would disappear about an hour later, and as the top comment says, only the last 5 seconds would be of humans.
User avatar #36 to #24 - aldheim (05/24/2013) [-]
Other animals existed for a long ass time before dinosaurs.
#67 to #24 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
more like a movie about rocks and other dumb rock things.
#119 - themuffinmaan (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah cool but who gives a damn about that minute-seventeen, when there's probly some HOURS of crazy dinosaur antics. Fuggin velocimonsters n 			****		. Runnin around havin battle royales to the death.    
   
   
That's the part that counts.
Yeah cool but who gives a damn about that minute-seventeen, when there's probly some HOURS of crazy dinosaur antics. Fuggin velocimonsters n **** . Runnin around havin battle royales to the death.


That's the part that counts.
#169 to #119 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
The part that count is where porn and cheetos were invented.
User avatar #41 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
I'd watch the **** out of the sections about prehistoric fish, especially the sharks.
User avatar #15 - mechanichore (05/23/2013) [-]
What is there to sink in? Anyone who passed 4th grade knows homo sapiens haven't been around for too long, religious or not.
User avatar #1 - kingofthenoobz (05/23/2013) [-]
i know what the best like 3/4 of a second r
User avatar #126 - goondas (05/24/2013) [-]
Im actually really surprised its that much. I expected it to be a couple dozen seconds at most.
#146 - rafeky (05/24/2013) [-]
Uhm... God created Adam and Eve after he created the world, so humans would take up over 90% of the 4000 years the earth has been alive. how can people be so stupid and believe this post.
Uhm... God created Adam and Eve after he created the world, so humans would take up over 90% of the 4000 years the earth has been alive. how can people be so stupid and believe this post.
#152 to #146 - ludislavonac (05/24/2013) [-]
You little dummy, It's 6000, not 4000 years, and we have been there from the begining, so it's a 100% of the time   
Do I need to say this is sarcasm?
You little dummy, It's 6000, not 4000 years, and we have been there from the begining, so it's a 100% of the time
Do I need to say this is sarcasm?
#161 to #152 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Hahaha/ cameras say 200% of the TIMEX!!
User avatar #154 to #146 - mitchellhw (05/24/2013) [-]
You're gonna get so much hate.

Btw, Christians actually believe the world is between 6000 & 12,000 years old.
User avatar #180 to #154 - frienderman (05/24/2013) [-]
Certain fundamentalist Christians, actually. Catholicism, for instance, believes in evolution and fully recognizes that the earth is about 4 billion years old and the universe 15.
#155 to #146 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
If this is not a joke.
Why would people believe a stories book and not the things that have been really proved?
#164 to #146 - itrooztrooperdown ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Well done, rafeky, well done.
#172 to #146 - cadencee (05/24/2013) [-]
Actually it was closer to 6 - 10 thousand years you ******* casual.
User avatar #149 to #146 - superbigfupa (05/24/2013) [-]
Is this a joke? or are you fo shizzle
#150 to #149 - rafeky (05/24/2013) [-]
I'll let you use your better judgement
I'll let you use your better judgement
User avatar #151 to #150 - superbigfupa (05/24/2013) [-]
I'll go with that it's a joke
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#132 to #131 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
if by kick ass you mean managed to turn the entire planet into a garbage dump, then yes, yes we did.
User avatar #144 to #132 - daftiduck (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't hear the planet complaining
User avatar #145 to #144 - shazmo (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the planet just complained by wiping out a town in Oklahoma
User avatar #159 to #145 - golemnardah (05/24/2013) [-]
You deserve way more thumbs that 2.
User avatar #160 to #159 - golemnardah (05/24/2013) [-]
than*
#162 to #144 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Yup/// Dunn/ teaching ways
#156 to #132 - creepyunclebob (05/24/2013) [-]
but also invented nachos and Emma Watson, so...
#61 - laneowns (05/24/2013) [-]
and in that minute we destroy EVERYTHING
User avatar #78 to #61 - rhiaanor (05/24/2013) [-]
And then a teenager makes an invention that cures everything( ******* teenagers... showing up rocket scientists)
#81 to #61 - slumberdonkey (05/24/2013) [-]
I think that something about life is that it spreads. So far our planet has just spread with diversity. I think that the next step is to continue to spread. If that means that we can or need to leave this planet. That seems pretty important, so we've done that, it's broadened the scope of life to other possibilities with even more interaction for life. Perhaps earth is just a step for life into another corridor of existence.
Sorry, i'm really high right now.
User avatar #68 to #61 - geomancer (05/24/2013) [-]
Ahahahahahahaha faggot, nature somehow managed to wipe out 90+% of all species pretty much all in one event. It's just arrogant to think we can match something like the Permian Extinction.
#85 to #68 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
It's ignorant to think that we cant
User avatar #178 to #85 - geomancer (05/24/2013) [-]
Do you really just not grasp how incredibly powerful nature is? We're dust in the wind, man, and everything will be back to business as usual after we leave or go extinct.
User avatar #63 to #61 - snakefire (05/24/2013) [-]
I do not think so. I think the earth can adapt to anything we do and life will go on.

But alternatively WE might not be able to adapt to what we do to the earth.
I'm no hippy, but nuclear bombs really **** **** up for years to come.
#147 - albertjester (05/24/2013) [-]
and 75% of that would be us killing each other.
User avatar #168 to #147 - NINETHOUSAND (05/24/2013) [-]
actually in all of history i think i read recently that in total there is only an amount of 3 years that the world was not killing each other, thats if you literally took every individual day we did not fight. so really 99.9% of it would be us killing each other
User avatar #175 to #168 - albertjester (05/24/2013) [-]
yeah, i did see that on this very site, but i thought it was more than 3 years, more like, 250 or something. which, given how long we've been around is still pretty small
#177 to #147 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
well to be honest, war has always jumped up our development, to think about it in that 75% of time we have been busy killing each other, not the environment.
User avatar #182 to #177 - albertjester (05/24/2013) [-]
well. where do you think all the weapons, armour and eventualy guns, bullets and vehicles came from? diging up ore then lighting furnaces then using smoke spewing factories. basicaly, we did both.
User avatar #183 to #182 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
not even mentioning bombs...
User avatar #185 to #183 - albertjester (05/25/2013) [-]
or the exhaust fumes of the vehicles and war machines created.
#153 to #147 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
And that's cool!
Anyway we couldn't fit very well.
User avatar #80 - motherfuckingkenji (05/24/2013) [-]
I remember reading some "experiment" for kids:
You hold your arms outstretched and say to your audience that the space between the very tips of your fingers and fingernails represents the entire span of the universe, from the beginning to the present. You then scrape the tip of your fingernail against a rough surface and say you just erased the entirety of human existence.

I don't know how accurate it is, I just remember it being neat when I read it many years ago.
User avatar #100 to #80 - fingernails (05/24/2013) [-]
I am universe?
User avatar #101 to #100 - motherfuckingkenji (05/24/2013) [-]
And you've been circumcised.
User avatar #42 - NickSabatino (05/24/2013) [-]
We ****** up big time guys
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