Teach your children well. Like theyre Uncle, you know, the one that molests them.. If you don' t talk to your children about Cthulhu... Somebody else will. Brutal Anal Rape
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#80 to #8 - xxpredatorxx (05/24/2013) [-]
Saw this comment coming a mile away.
#84 to #8 - titaniums (05/24/2013) [-]
mfw hentai
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/23/2013) [-]
Get em exposed in time for elections
Get em exposed in time for elections
User avatar #87 to #1 - alexforce (05/24/2013) [-]
Nice, I have that shirt.
#23 - noll (05/23/2013) [-]
#24 to #23 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
billy and mandy
User avatar #26 to #24 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [-]
No it's Battletoads.
User avatar #30 to #23 - psykojet (05/24/2013) [-]
Prank Call of Cthulhu. Memories
#25 - kotos (05/24/2013) [-]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming".)
User avatar #28 to #25 - runescapewasgood (05/24/2013) [-]
Chupas mi polla, maricones
It means I love you all in Spanish.
#48 to #28 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
actually it's "chupen"
#45 to #25 - warzon (05/24/2013) [-]
Ive read enough cthulu mythros to know when the hell to get out.
Ive read enough cthulu mythros to know when the hell to get out.
User avatar #50 to #45 - kotos (05/24/2013) [-]
If you are brave try this game www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI28AucuLIA
User avatar #92 to #50 - warzon (05/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPte1uijDw

Well i hope laughing at cthulu with cartoon ponys will save me.
#5 - baditch (05/23/2013) [-]
I positively adore H.P. Lovecraft.
I just got this shirt in the mail a week ago.
#60 to #5 - underporches (05/24/2013) [-]
That is a damn fine shirt.
That is a damn fine shirt.
#44 - andrethepanda (05/24/2013) [-]
Anyone else think of Rusty Venture from the Venture Bros?
User avatar #64 - supremegaws (05/24/2013) [-]
**supremegaws rolls 565** how many dicks in op mouth
#65 to #64 - supremegaws (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #68 - supremegaws (05/24/2013) [-]
cause you like it?
User avatar #70 to #69 - freedomreturns (05/24/2013) [-]
No, but I can apparently unhinge my jaw like a snake and thats badass.
User avatar #71 to #70 - supremegaws (05/24/2013) [-]
but to take that much is sorta pro if you ask me
#2 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I've seen enough henti to know where that is going
User avatar #3 to #2 - jojonaaazz (05/23/2013) [-]
Apparently not enough to spell it right.
User avatar #4 to #3 - freedomreturns (05/23/2013) [-]
To be fair, I also used the wrong "their" in my description.
#6 to #4 - leroiv (05/23/2013) [-]
theryre sounds fine
#9 - lennybrown (05/23/2013) [-]
The only good cthulhu
#10 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
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*Nyarlathotep
User avatar #11 to #10 - lennybrown (05/23/2013) [-]
Which means Cthulhu-deity of chaos
User avatar #13 to #11 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
1. 'Cthulhu' isn't actually the name of gods, nor a race. Cthulhu is the name of an Ancient-One, his rank is High Priest, although he's also considered 'Warlord'

2. Do you mean "Deity of chaos in the universe of 'Call of Cthulhu'"?

3. Even if you did, you'd still be wrong. The deity of Chaos is Azathoth, Demon Sultan, Lord of Madness, Blackness, and the Abyss. Nyarlathotep is a direct servant of Azathoth and messenger of the Ancient Ones, and also between the land of the living and the dead

4. She's not even THEE Nyarlathotep, she's only an alien of the same race, although it's hinted that she and Nyarlathotep may be related, such as cousins or even brother and sister
User avatar #31 to #13 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
A fellow hardcore lovecraft fan? I love you.
Do you have a favorite story?
User avatar #38 to #31 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
A lot of his works are just fantastic. When I first read 'The Outsider', it not only had the biggest twist, but one of the most depressing endings out of every piece of media and literature I know. I also heard the 'Rats in The Walls' radio-play, which I thoroughly enjoyed. But my all-time favourite story by him would probably have to be 'The Colour out of Space', which, interestingly enough, has provided with more fear and paranoia than even my own worse fear

I love you too, random citizen
User avatar #39 to #38 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
Rats in the walls was very good. That paranoia feeling for me is always accomplished when I read Herbet West- Reanimator. That last line just makes me think.
User avatar #40 to #39 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
Haha, wasn't 'Reanimator' more of a comedy than a horror? I didn't read the book yet, although I saw the movie, and while it was cheesy as hell, I have to say I loved it
User avatar #41 to #40 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
Interesting, I never read it as a comedy. Though I see that parts of it could be read like that. I never saw the movie, but the story has a pretty grimdark ending.
User avatar #42 to #41 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
Damn. I'll have to check that out
User avatar #32 to #31 - Greevon (05/24/2013) [-]
(Didn't ask me, but what the **** ever because this is THE INTERNET!)
My favorite is actually a story he did under someone else's name, Til A' the Seas.
User avatar #34 to #32 - eddiethead (05/24/2013) [-]
It's okay, all are welcome!
I'll have to read that one, thanks. I like At the Mountains of Madness, or the Color Out of Space.
User avatar #16 to #13 - lennybrown (05/23/2013) [-]
Someone been reading H.P.Lovecraft but ya your right
User avatar #17 to #16 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
You're damn ******* right I have
#54 - mogred (05/24/2013) [-]
the first thing i will teach my kids about cthulhu
User avatar #72 to #54 - mayormilkman (05/24/2013) [-]
Those Japanese-themed products from those advertisements on 4chan?
#35 - SILENCEnight (05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3635 at Pictures of you sexy bastards ** ive seen enough tentacle porn...
User avatar #55 to #35 - zumzizeroo (05/24/2013) [-]
OH god this made me realize that for the next 60 days or so, thousands of pictures of funnyjunkers IRL can show up in rolls
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#58 to #57 - zumzizeroo (05/24/2013) [-]
**zumzizeroo rolled a random image posted in comment #4498513 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Would't it be funny if i rolled myself?
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Ponyta-ime ** Maybe
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Ponyta-ime ** Maybe
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#62 to #61 - SILENCEnight (05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4445197 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that is quite disturbing
#63 to #62 - zumzizeroo (05/24/2013) [-]
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#66 to #63 - SILENCEnight (05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2208121 at Friendly ** they see me rolling....
#67 to #66 - zumzizeroo (05/24/2013) [-]
**zumzizeroo rolled a random image posted in comment #2264683 at Friendly ** I see you're gangster; I'm pretty gangster myself
**zumzizeroo rolled a random image posted in comment #2264683 at Friendly ** I see you're gangster; I'm pretty gangster myself
#74 to #67 - SILENCEnight (05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh Janau. ** My parents taught me well
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh Janau. ** My parents taught me well
#81 to #74 - zumzizeroo (05/24/2013) [-]
**zumzizeroo rolled a random image posted in comment #181 at my buddy made a new friend at the gym ** 10th time's the charm they say
User avatar #86 to #61 - anonymouslyawesome (05/24/2013) [-]
Fukken Saved jpeg.
User avatar #33 - laspussy (05/24/2013) [-]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
User avatar #51 to #33 - richardfitzwell (05/24/2013) [-]
My "Not porn" file.
+12
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#73 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2013) [-]
mfw a Cthulhu love story is currently being written by Nostalgia Chick and her friends and it sounds hilarious
mfw a Cthulhu love story is currently being written by Nostalgia Chick and her friends and it sounds hilarious
User avatar #7 - erotictentacle (05/23/2013) [-]
oh, i thought that's one of my grunts in that box
#76 - woofman (05/24/2013) [-]
MFW I learned about Cthulhu.
MFW I learned about Cthulhu.
User avatar #88 to #76 - ironsoul (05/24/2013) [-]
what anime is that?

#91 to #88 - woofman (05/24/2013) [-]
Sorry I don't have sauce.
User avatar #77 to #75 - playcolt (05/24/2013) [-]
That's how I learned
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