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If your a guy, thumbs up. If your a girl, where the **** is my sandwich?

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User avatar #27 - USMCPrivate (09/08/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Beer may not get a headache but it can sure as hell give you more than one. Plus bear and women can both **** up your life. but its easier to get rid of a chick than it is a beer out of your system.
User avatar #28 to #27 - theriddler (09/08/2009) [-]
i agree a bear can **** you up
#9 - pantiesroverrated **User deleted account** (09/08/2009) [-]
beer leaves you with liver damage, women leave you with no money...so, in the end, your ****** either way!
User avatar #188 - maddiee (09/10/2009) [+] (18 replies)
I HATE these pictures talking about women that say "where's my sandwich" or whatever.
User avatar #190 to #188 - Grammar Hitler (09/10/2009) [-]
WHERE MY SAMMICH!!
User avatar #194 - graffiti (09/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Beer doesn't have a vagina, therefore, they are equal.
User avatar #885 - thebigone (11/26/2009) [+] (2 replies)
how many men does it take to open a beer?

none, it should be opened when she brings it to him!
User avatar #415 - Butt Nuggit (09/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
thumbs up if you would like to watch fat ben go up in flames
#61 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (09/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
why a woman is better than beer... beer cant blow you.
#743 - Denny Jojo **User deleted account** (09/30/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get why you people like women so much.
#749 to #743 - pizzabob (10/01/2009) [-]
i dont get why you answered to him
#457 - Lucrezia (09/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a chick and I gave it a thumbs up, but to the description, go screw yourself buddy.
User avatar #393 - skittle cookie (09/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
im a girl and i lol'd idc if it sexist, its funny. i see the comments on the pics about women and they get all pissed off. its a joke. get over it.
User avatar #554 - LovexInfection (09/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a girl and i find that hilarious.
Ooops, gtg before my boyfriend knows I left the kitchen.
User avatar #897 - ThatCoolGuy (12/09/2009) [-]
it's SAMMICH dumbass
User avatar #847 - ohXhannahXbanana (10/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
ahahahahaha!!!!! i'm a girl (and a straight one at that) but i STILL think this is funny as hell. soooo true!!!
#347 - TheLizatron (09/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Can beer give you a blowjob tho? No.
User avatar #319 - PirateHat Joe (09/12/2009) [+] (4 replies)
All thats true, but how many guys out there **** beer cans?
User avatar #144 - onyxrose (09/09/2009) [-]
im a girl and i think this is hillarious. u sensitive chicks shouldnt b on funny junk
#881 - vatika **User deleted account** (11/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
your fat ass doesn't need a sandwich
#880 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
why chocolate is better than guys,
1. it tastes better 2. it smells better 3. it won't call you too much, or say stupid things 4. it won't date rape you 5. when you take off the wrapper your not disappointed 6. it doesn't hog the TV to watch sports
7. it doesn't think its better or more funny than it actually is
8. it goes good with peanut butter 9. it doesn't nag you about stuff
10. it doesn't pester you to let it stick something in you
11.if you heat it up its tasty and melted not gross and sweaty
12. it won't lie about things
#890 to #880 - Gamerdude **User deleted account** (11/29/2009) [-]
1. You havent tasted one 2. Not after a shower 3. Unless we dont care 4. Stereotype 5. LOL we have no wrapper 6.Only on the weekends 7. That is a woman characteristic 8. I dont want my arm eaten anyway 9. Again, woman characteristic 10. You havent felt it anyway 11. I dont want to be in an oven anyway 12. Everybody lies I found a comeback in every single one you have listed, and you have listed ZERO about the picture. I win, so stay in your place and make. me. a . damn. SAMMICH!!!!
#581 - FunnyFatFvcker (09/20/2009) [+] (2 replies)
can cant give blowjob... women do
can doesnt have boobies... women do
can cant make a erection... women do
can doesnt have sexy ass... women do
User avatar #155 - Syleyndra (09/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Lolol I'm a girl and this is funny ^^.
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