Troll grandma. . Agnes was 101 years old and had been a professional comedian for 54 Yeats. She knew that she was very near her end. so she had her staff contac

Troll grandma

Agnes was 101 years old and had been
a professional comedian for 54 Yeats.
She knew that she was very near her
end. so she had her staff contact her
only next of kin, her granddaughter.
The grany: infighter flew to her bedside,
and male plainly we the and was neat.
Agnes weakly hugged her and asked
her to pull no a chain Her grandchild
E? ' IN - . . "leaned in dose to hear, as Agnes said,
Sweetie, I am leaving, you with I owl}, including my farm. That
includes the villa, tractor and other equipment, the , orchards
and , 398, in earth." The granddaughter, absolutely flot: rred by the
realization she was about to become rich, said, "Oh Granny, you are so very
generous! I know you had a farm. Where is it?" With the last
of' lter strength, and her very last breath. Agnes whispy red, "On Facebook. .."
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#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
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#24 to #20 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
It is obviously just a joke, ******* hell.
#13 - shinnok ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
#55 - praisetalos (05/23/2013) [-]
My grandmas last words were to her doctor. She wanted to smoke a cigarette but was dying of emphasima so they wouldn't let her... She leaned him in close and said "You know.. there are three kinds of turds out there.. mustard.. custard.. and you, you ******* turd." and then she died.
User avatar #102 to #55 - kamusioso (05/24/2013) [-]
what? were they worried she might have died of cancer?
#56 to #55 - cunty (05/23/2013) [-]
i hope thats true
User avatar #19 - philsablip (05/23/2013) [-]
When my great-grandmother was very ill and on the brink of dying. One night we all rushed to her house to be by her bed because it looked like it was the end for her. After most of her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren were there. She thanked us all for helping to look after her, and wished us all the best in life and that she was put a good word in for us all in heaven. With that she closed her eyes, exhaled and we couldn't hear her breathe anymore. Just as the sighing and crying started a small voice came from her bed.

"I'm not dead yet you idiots!!! I'm trying to fall asleep before that happens!! but its nice to know that all of you will be very sad so see me go"

Dam coffindodger
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#1 - deathcampforjewtie (05/23/2013) [-]
Don't ask how or why I had this.
#2 to #1 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Brian the dawg said it looked like ppl at a family wedding years ago, the genes!! Kit kat & I laughed $$$%
User avatar #27 to #1 - deescalation (05/23/2013) [-]
What did you have this?
#28 to #1 - lastsamurai (05/23/2013) [-]
They photoshopped that woman to look young on youtube.
User avatar #42 to #1 - sonnyboii (05/23/2013) [-]
How or why do you have this?
#53 to #42 - aerosol (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #1 - lorkhan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Where did you have this?
User avatar #4 to #1 - lightninghorse (05/23/2013) [-]
who did you have this?
User avatar #11 to #1 - php (05/23/2013) [-]
Looks like the corpse of a tortoise.
User avatar #3 to #1 - spectralbanshee (05/23/2013) [-]
When did you have this?
#12 to #1 - lfunnymanl (05/23/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #346 at yeah for zombies **fj "i recognize that granny"
User avatar #35 to #12 - protectorofwings (05/23/2013) [-]
rei aynami
#6 to #1 - hotschurl (05/23/2013) [-]
How or why did you have that?
How or why did you have that?
User avatar #7 to #1 - bckjoes (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm willing to bet it's from your fap folder
User avatar #77 to #7 - notstill (05/24/2013) [-]
It's sure as hell going in mine
#67 - colonelbyers (05/23/2013) [-]
If only all the rage...
If only all the rage...
#49 - hammarhead (05/23/2013) [-]
that poor girl's face
that poor girl's face
#84 - elcreepo (05/24/2013) [-]
They told me I could be anything I wanted to be

So I became a turtle
#63 - iespls (05/23/2013) [-]
hfw facebook
hfw facebook
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#90 - jcmckinnie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like the old man from Pixar who was playing chess in the park by himself.
#68 - yurilove (05/23/2013) [-]
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#81 - toasthhemost (05/24/2013) [-]
Gol D. Rodgers approves
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