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You Never Knew

You Never Knew That...
1. Men fall out of hospital
beds twice the amount that
women do.
Tin;
2. "Aglet" is
the name of
the plastic or
metal tip of a
shoelace
3. The Pacific
island of Nauru' s
economy is
based almost
entirely on bird
poop
4. Half of
Americans
over the age
of 55, have no
teeth
5. The longest song title on
Billboard' s Top 40 is:
Jeremiah Peabody' s Poly
Unsaturated Quick Dissolving
Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting _ ;
Green and Purple Pills" by "
Ray Stevens. Alh. ea'
6. One in five hundred people have one blue eye, and one
brown eye
7. Every
president
that has had
a beard, has
been a
Republican
8. Three Mile
Island is only 2
and 1/ 2 miles
long.
K 9. On average,
women shave 412
i' i' stiill: ts: inches of their body
M hair. Men, 48.
10. When you
blush, the lining of
your stomach turns
red too.
11. When you sneeze, your spit flies out at over
100 miles per hour.
12. At birth, a
panda baby is
smaller than a
mouse.
13. Baby
beavers are
called "kittens"
14. Among older
men, vanilla is the
most erotic smell.
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User avatar #110 - Washington (05/27/2010) [-]
Well, that must explain why my grandpa moans when he eats icecream.
User avatar #288 to #110 - cinderpaw (05/27/2010) [-]
It also explains why my grandpa only eats vanilla ice cream... i wish we could get chocolate
User avatar #136 to #110 - Happiness (05/27/2010) [-]
And when that wet patch appears on his trousers, is it yellow or white?
User avatar #280 to #136 - daj (05/27/2010) [-]
yellow, if he is your grandpa, he only shoots dust
User avatar #283 to #280 - Happiness (05/27/2010) [-]
0_0, I was talking about wee
#393 to #283 - Tachikaze **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I love the Nintendo Wii! Wii Fitness anyone?
User avatar #112 to #110 - dogloverman (05/27/2010) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
did not need to know that
User avatar #13 - pinkfloydledzep (05/26/2010) [-]
13 ******* lies baby beavers are called jailbait
User avatar #14 to #13 - britishknee (05/26/2010) [-]
Win.
#17 to #13 - FatherPedobear **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
U have my kudos.
User avatar #133 - braydonbond (05/27/2010) [-]
I have two blue eyes and one brown eye.

*ba-dum tsh*
#138 to #133 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Unless you're black I don't think your third eye should be brown.
User avatar #140 to #138 - braydonbond (05/27/2010) [-]
You don't get the joke?
#142 to #140 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
I'm not sure if I do or not.
I thought it was a sex joke, now I'm not sure.
User avatar #143 to #142 - braydonbond (05/27/2010) [-]
No, the brown eye is just another term for someone's asshole. They call it brown because **** comes out of there. Some people have two brown eyes (not including eyeballs) because of all the **** that comes out of their mouths.
#144 to #143 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Okay I have literally never heard anyone say that until now.
#150 to #144 - imnoanonfool **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
nor have i -.-
#155 to #150 - somewierdo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
nope me either
User avatar #168 to #155 - FoxyMacFoxFox (05/27/2010) [-]
Lol! I have.
#128 - Takashikiariarika **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Phineas and Ferb helped you with the aglet
#156 to #128 - somewierdo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
same here man *high five*
#292 - BillNyeSciGuy **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
does that mean Justin Beaver is really a kitten? *mind. ****** .*
#293 to #292 - johnaldinho **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
either way hes a pussy
User avatar #301 to #293 - BrosefStalin (05/27/2010) [-]
WIN
#305 to #301 - BillNyeSciGuy **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
hahaha
User avatar #151 - mikeybails (05/27/2010) [-]
baby beavers are cute as ****
#159 to #151 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Only when they're shaved.
User avatar #109 - iFail (05/27/2010) [-]
I seen the sneeze one then the panda one right next to each other and automatically thought of the sneezing panda video.
#101 - Fillifax **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Am I the only one who really thought that pill looked like a FunnyJunk pill?
Anyways, I made a picture about it :P
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/462165/The+FunnyJunk+Pill/
I also credited you, just for making me aware that such magnificent pill existed! :D
User avatar #116 to #101 - Ghostup (05/27/2010) [-]
If you take the pill, you turn invincible. :D
#120 to #116 - Fillifax **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
I heard you get leet paint-skills! :O
User avatar #121 to #120 - Ghostup (05/27/2010) [-]
Really?? Sweet! My comics would look way better on the computer!
#123 to #121 - Fillifax **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Also, ones sense of humor improve greatly. It IS a FunnyJunk pill!
User avatar #124 to #123 - Ghostup (05/27/2010) [-]
SA-WEET!
#135 to #124 - Fillifax **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Unfortunately, you WILL get addicted! Not to the pill, but to bacon :D
User avatar #360 - Kancer (05/27/2010) [-]
Weird i have two blue eyes and only one brown eye.
#262 - johncow (05/27/2010) [-]
time to spay vanilla on ugly chicks
#265 to #262 - unrealshrimp **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
lmto

laugh my turban off
User avatar #2 - FelipeRuiz (05/26/2010) [-]
dude vanilla turns me on.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Absolut (05/26/2010) [-]
I see what you mean.
User avatar #1 - airguitar (05/26/2010) [-]
We should have known,Republicans get all their political ideology from their beards, SOB.
User avatar #369 - lawlasaur (05/27/2010) [-]
Wait... Beaver means vagina, and a baby one is a kitten, and a full grown cat is a pussy cat! Mind = Blown
User avatar #328 - kieranbaker (05/27/2010) [-]
if a baby beaver is a kitty then an adult beaver is a pussy, which beaver is also another word for pussy
User avatar #337 to #328 - Nickk (05/27/2010) [-]
and beaver= bieber..
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
User avatar #338 to #337 - kieranbaker (05/27/2010) [-]
well sort of vaginas arent gay but beiber is gay so its sort of opposite
User avatar #339 to #338 - Nickk (05/27/2010) [-]
yeah but he has one :D
User avatar #345 to #339 - kieranbaker (05/27/2010) [-]
I am not standing up for him but wheres your proof do u secretly sneak into his house and pull down his pants and if u do i think u may also be gay or a 12 year old girl
User avatar #312 - Supdude (05/27/2010) [-]
I'll be sure to avoid all vanilla from now on
#236 - Rnkins (05/27/2010) [-]
Dude....I'm never gonna wear my vanilla body spray to church againn!!
#145 - warfetus **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
My question did they cut open someones stomach just to see if it turned red?
User avatar #113 - leesa (05/27/2010) [-]
I learned the aglet thing from Phineas and Ferb! :D God, I can't belive I'm a business student who still learns things from Disney...
User avatar #115 to #113 - Ghostup (05/27/2010) [-]
Same here!
#87 - FlamingDragon **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
I already knew what an aglet was, from phineas and ferb, BTW agent P rocks!
User avatar #93 to #87 - Kajekillz (05/27/2010) [-]
ANGENT P FOREVER! He should have his own show.
User avatar #122 - tankmantwothreetwo (05/27/2010) [-]
so arent you all going to vote republican now?? lincoln-beard, great president clearly he was doing something right, the ******* he freed didnt kill him, it was a whitey. billy mays-beard, he could sell you anything, its a shame they didnt have a billy mays helmet. chuck norris-beard. he cried on jesus after the crucifixion and let him go to heaven, or so he says. jesus-beard. he's jesus. santa claus-beard. he gives you ******* toys. i'll admit, bin-laden-beard. he still hasnt been caught. beard=win
#127 to #122 - MrGamenwatch (05/27/2010) [-]
And people with mustaches are evil or clinically insane, take Hitler, Stalin or French people.
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