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#76 to #71 - thedevilsday **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#219 to #71 - Dakafal (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, why is it black text with white border?
#51 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
#220 to #51 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
that's because it is..........read a book
User avatar #229 to #220 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I think your the one who needs to read some English literature you uneducated heathen.
User avatar #297 to #229 - crazyanimefreak (05/23/2013) [-]
you're*
#492 to #229 - newforomador (05/23/2013) [-]
Here. Try this.
Here. Try this.
User avatar #385 to #229 - spartusee (05/23/2013) [-]
Well it's not like brits say words funny or anything like that. We have 'aloominum' and the british have hundreds of other things. I don't know why gray was changed to grey but I don't see the point in having a u in armour or colour.
User avatar #445 to #385 - squadmissile (05/23/2013) [-]
As with most things in life, the English spelling of Armour and Colour can be blamed on the french.
User avatar #530 to #445 - spartusee (05/24/2013) [-]
Mt bird died a few years ago, I blame the French.
#312 to #229 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
User avatar #326 to #312 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Cheerio
#252 to #229 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
sure are a lot of angry brits on this thread
#378 to #252 - isolotop (05/23/2013) [-]
Canadians too
User avatar #301 to #252 - scytherkris (05/23/2013) [-]
There's one...
#230 to #229 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
quiet you
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#247 to #220 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#528 to #51 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm american and I spell it colour...spell check just said it's wrong....			****		 off spell check they invented the language....
I'm american and I spell it colour...spell check just said it's wrong.... **** off spell check they invented the language....
#464 to #51 - azinfoo (05/23/2013) [-]
As a Canadian, I feel the same way.
#62 - semilunarknight (05/23/2013) [-]
Bow to the glory that is my paint skill
User avatar #73 to #62 - mrwillje ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
god what the **** is that XD how did you even manage to make that shape? LAughed though
#4 - tammus (05/22/2013) [-]
Britfag reporting in, and I confirm all of these.
#42 to #4 - intrepidy (05/23/2013) [-]
+1
User avatar #66 to #4 - justbeingcool (05/23/2013) [-]
as can i
#75 to #4 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I call ******** on the assassins creed one.
I'm British and It felt great killing the British soldiers, and thats just because I enjoyed killing them. I'm sure there are plenty of Scottish and N. Irish people that enjoyed killing them since (IRL) British soldiers started ethnic cleansing on their nations.
#156 to #75 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Kindly stop spewing nonsense.
#335 to #156 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Butt its true murder n all/ watchers luv this CRAP SPECIALLY THE KETTLES! JUST KNOWING U R FOLLOWING US MORE BOBCAT ETC/ USING OPS VERY BAD/ CRUISE/ WHY CODE WORDS UR TRYING TO KILL HIS WIFE FOR REAL$$$
#27 to #4 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
that flag actually is specifically that of England. the British flag is the Union jack that most people are accustomed to seeing
#68 to #27 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Union flag*

It's only the Union Jack when it's over water.
User avatar #77 to #68 - odonnell (05/23/2013) [-]
That has never been confirmed.

It is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. In 1908, a government minister stated, in response to a Parliamentary question, that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag". - Wikipedia.
User avatar #105 to #27 - daentraya (05/23/2013) [-]
I just realised how perfectly opposed the danish and english flag is.. Which i find to be quite a fun coincidence, considering that danish vikings were part of the whole ' **** up england' thing that happened long ago
#7 - heartlessrobot (05/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I thought all British people had the Queen tattooed on their body somewhere anyway.
User avatar #269 to #7 - toastandbananas (05/23/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
User avatar #237 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/23/2013) [-]
I am so British I **** the queen.jpg
#141 to #7 - heisenberger (05/23/2013) [-]
Not true old bean
#155 to #7 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
You'll have to look very hard to find mine old bean.
#85 to #7 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
we all do

their based on the stamp
User avatar #30 to #7 - thepink (05/23/2013) [-]
It gets more awkward with US currency.



Abe Lincoln titties
#206 to #30 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
If you stuff pennies down your bra, I assume your homeless. It would only be acceptable if it were Sacagawea. 'Merica
User avatar #40 to #7 - ningyoaijin (05/23/2013) [-]
It's mandatory to be branded with it when we come of age.
User avatar #60 to #7 - gokombwantu (05/23/2013) [-]
We do but to have it twice directly contravenes the Treaty of Windsor 1953
We could be executed for treason, so that bitch it right to be worried.
User avatar #15 to #7 - smokedmeatlog (05/23/2013) [-]
They do, it equivalent to the Dark Mark in Harry Potter. They summon the Queen whenever they're out of tea or biscuits.
#243 - swedishassassin (05/23/2013) [-]
My problems
#267 to #243 - nikinor (05/23/2013) [-]
explain to me how you mistook a building for a woman
#276 to #267 - shadowbreech (05/23/2013) [-]
There's actually a reasonable explanation...
User avatar #271 to #267 - swedishassassin (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm a berserker.... I'm on a ********* of drugs and booze.
#314 to #243 - fabelousnagger (05/23/2013) [-]
my problem because of you...
#490 to #314 - markonj (05/23/2013) [-]
This definitely needs to be a thing.
#86 - springbok (05/23/2013) [-]
This always confuses my Danish girlfriend! I tried to explain to her that the correct response to the question “How are you?” is either “Fine” or “How are you?” Unfortunately, in typical Danish fashion, she feels compelled to say exactly how she is feeling, only to be met by bemused blank expressions.
User avatar #275 to #86 - danielph (05/23/2013) [-]
It is the same in Jersey, but every once and a while I get someone telling me their ******* life story and I have to pretend I give a damn.
User avatar #368 to #86 - noket (05/23/2013) [-]
So if you ask someone "How are you?" and they answer "How are you?" how exactly do you get out of this infinite cycle? One of you has to step down and say "Fine" so he looks like he's less polite than the other one, or you keep repeating "How are you?" until some major event occurs and breaks this awkward situation?
#511 to #86 - majkl (05/23/2013) [-]
I know about this "different custom" in the UK, but i still enjoy telling british people the whole story of my weekend just to see their expression



#94 to #86 - rprol (05/23/2013) [-]
I am and forever always will only be in either a state of 'fine' or 'dead'.
User avatar #106 to #86 - obesefury (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it's just how Danes do it, unfortunately. However we end up having problems too because often when the person you asked are done telling you about how awesome their weekend was, they'll ask you how your weekend was and you have nothing to say because you spend the entire weekend on your computer. So if you meet a Dane who answers with "fine" or "it was okay", then you now they had a really ****** or non productive weekend.
#152 to #106 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Actually it's quite common in most of Europe to answer the 'How are you / was your weekend?' question somewhat truthfully (but short), except for business-conversations.
I've made this experience in Germany, Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, Tunis, Austria and Switzerland. I've also met people from Poland, Russia and Turkey who reacted like this.
User avatar #154 to #152 - obesefury (05/23/2013) [-]
I think you're right, it is pretty common in Europe to do so.
User avatar #494 to #152 - existacne (05/23/2013) [-]
I often answer to "How are you?" question by "Fine, now tell me what you want". It actually saves a lot of time.
#83 - forgottenmyshorts (05/23/2013) [-]
Getting 'the weather' conversation in too early to someone you just met and have nothing to talk about later.

Britfag protip: Only use the weather convo when you are REALLY desperate
#82 - iamjohngalt (05/23/2013) [-]
#13: Nobody takes your rebellious defiancies seriously.
#114 to #82 - ldw (05/23/2013) [-]
OK then
#185 - lolzordz (05/23/2013) [-]
The main British (i suppose) problem for me is having to deal with American spell-checks telling me im wrong
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User avatar #193 to #191 - lolzordz (05/23/2013) [-]
but thats what i just...what?
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#188 to #185 - lolzordz (05/23/2013) [-]
oh, and the ******* British weather..
User avatar #336 to #188 - megatrollinator (05/23/2013) [-]
I can agree with you there. Our weather sucks
#78 - ldw (05/23/2013) [-]
This one cut deep
#96 to #78 - rprol (05/23/2013) [-]
I actually didn't buy the game. I just wouldn't have enjoyed it enough.
#165 to #78 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I refuse to buy it. No way I'm killing British soldiers. There should be an option to destroy the revolution!
#199 to #78 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
The sad thing is that this is the reason that i refuse to buy or play AC3.
#327 to #199 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
You guys do know they're just pixels, right?
And oppressive pixels at that!
User avatar #279 to #78 - extooso (05/23/2013) [-]
as a german i know how that feels like
#64 - enpootis (05/23/2013) [-]
>english represented by the united states flag
>english represented by the united states flag
User avatar #399 to #64 - biggydy (05/23/2013) [-]
It's the same for Portuguese being represented by the flag of Brazil and Spanish by the flag of Mexico. It pisses me off even though i'm not Portuguese or Spanish.
#63 - platapus (05/23/2013) [-]
mfw all of this happens to me
mfw all of this happens to me
#50 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Man the Heavily Armoured Kettles, lads
User avatar #232 to #50 - fuckdisshit (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that all British tanks have had to contain tea making facilities inside them for yeaars
User avatar #236 to #232 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Since the Centurion I think
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#169 - mooghens (05/23/2013) [-]
I met a sweet 9/10 lass
She told me she was a gamer girl
When i asked what she liked
"Angry birds and farm ville"
#337 to #169 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
THATS bad/ not allowed to play/ jut be a slave watch dee die
User avatar #499 to #201 - newforomador (05/23/2013) [-]
Holt **** this image is big!
#186 to #169 - laserkirby (05/23/2013) [-]
mfw Angry birds
#74 - trueanonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
'The daily mail exists'    
That one got me !
'The daily mail exists'
That one got me !
#49 - hiiamolli (05/23/2013) [-]
Maybe this will help some people.
User avatar #171 to #49 - retardedboss (05/23/2013) [-]
So when people say a British accent they actually could mean English Scottish, Welsh, or Irish?
User avatar #184 to #171 - jimbobjim (05/23/2013) [-]
Yep. That's why most Brits don't refer to it as a 'British Accent' but instead 'English' - In fact we normally identify first with our country, then 'British'. Although it's important to note that 'Irish' Generally refers to the Republic of Ireland and that isn't Britain at all (It's its own republic country) - It's just in the geographically in the British Isles. (And don't call an Irishman a Brit or he'll kill you)
User avatar #235 to #171 - timmity ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
northern irish
User avatar #341 to #171 - vrthbvyfa (05/23/2013) [-]
Wrong British means they are born on the major british island called Britain. Britain is the largest British island, Ireland is the second largest British island and people who were born on it call themselves Irish.

Wales, scotland and English chaps are all British. Northern Irlanders can call themselves British if they want too because go read more into if you want to know but basically northern ireland is treated like a cool interesting Britain away from Britain.
User avatar #488 to #49 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2013) [-]
"The isle of man"
That sounds ******* horrifying.
User avatar #142 to #49 - soupmayonnaise (05/23/2013) [-]
I know a lot of people who would be angry about the placement of Ireland.
including me
#98 to #49 - rprol (05/23/2013) [-]
May I take this for future clarification issues?
May I take this for future clarification issues?
User avatar #127 to #49 - xkmarcus (05/23/2013) [-]
There are exceptions it seems, Northern Ireland was part of Team GB in the Olympics.
User avatar #163 to #49 - shakalakaboomboom (05/23/2013) [-]
how come Northern Ireland isn't allowed to have its flag on there?
#498 to #163 - kerplunking (05/23/2013) [-]
Northern Ireland's official flag is the Union Jack. (Although most people seem to use the Ulster flag to represent it).
#415 - abnormaljoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#458 to #415 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
It's pretty hilarious seeing this right after watching the new Immersion by RoosterTeeth.
#470 - nim (05/23/2013) [-]
"tea bag in sink, spoon in bin"
Every ******* time.
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