British Problems. .. I thought all British people had the Queen tattooed on their body somewhere anyway. British Problems I thought all people had the Queen tattooed on their body somewhere anyway
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#7 - heartlessrobot
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(05/23/2013) [-]
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I thought all British people had the Queen tattooed on their body somewhere anyway.
#85 to #7 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
we all do

their based on the stamp
#155 to #7 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You'll have to look very hard to find mine old bean.
#237 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I am so British I **** the queen.jpg
#269 to #7 - toastandbananas
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#141 to #7 - heisenberger
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Not true old bean
#30 to #7 - thepink
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It gets more awkward with US currency.



Abe Lincoln titties
#206 to #30 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
If you stuff pennies down your bra, I assume your homeless. It would only be acceptable if it were Sacagawea. 'Merica
#60 to #7 - gokombwantu
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(05/23/2013) [-]
We do but to have it twice directly contravenes the Treaty of Windsor 1953
We could be executed for treason, so that bitch it right to be worried.
#40 to #7 - ningyoaijin
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's mandatory to be branded with it when we come of age.
#15 to #7 - smokedmeatlog
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(05/23/2013) [-]
They do, it equivalent to the Dark Mark in Harry Potter. They summon the Queen whenever they're out of tea or biscuits.
#4 - tammus
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Britfag reporting in, and I confirm all of these.
#42 to #4 - intrepidy ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
+1
#27 to #4 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
that flag actually is specifically that of England. the British flag is the Union jack that most people are accustomed to seeing
#105 to #27 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I just realised how perfectly opposed the danish and english flag is.. Which i find to be quite a fun coincidence, considering that danish vikings were part of the whole '**** up england' thing that happened long ago
#68 to #27 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Union flag*

It's only the Union Jack when it's over water.
#77 to #68 - odonnell
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(05/23/2013) [-]
That has never been confirmed.

It is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. In 1908, a government minister stated, in response to a Parliamentary question, that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag". - Wikipedia.
#66 to #4 - justbeingcool
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(05/23/2013) [-]
as can i
#75 to #4 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I call ******** on the assassins creed one.
I'm British and It felt great killing the British soldiers, and thats just because I enjoyed killing them. I'm sure there are plenty of Scottish and N. Irish people that enjoyed killing them since (IRL) British soldiers started ethnic cleansing on their nations.
#156 to #75 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Kindly stop spewing nonsense.
#335 to #156 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Butt its true murder n all/ watchers luv this CRAP SPECIALLY THE KETTLES! JUST KNOWING U R FOLLOWING US MORE BOBCAT ETC/ USING OPS VERY BAD/ CRUISE/ WHY CODE WORDS UR TRYING TO KILL HIS WIFE FOR REAL$$$
#51 - diablojoe
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#220 to #51 - chromefile
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(05/23/2013) [-]
that's because it is..........read a book
#229 to #220 - diablojoe
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I think your the one who needs to read some English literature you uneducated heathen.
#297 to #229 - crazyanimefreak
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(05/23/2013) [-]
you're*
#492 to #229 - newforomador
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Here. Try this.
Here. Try this.
#385 to #229 - spartusee
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Well it's not like brits say words funny or anything like that. We have 'aloominum' and the british have hundreds of other things. I don't know why gray was changed to grey but I don't see the point in having a u in armour or colour.
#445 to #385 - squadmissile
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(05/23/2013) [-]
As with most things in life, the English spelling of Armour and Colour can be blamed on the french.
#530 to #445 - spartusee
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Mt bird died a few years ago, I blame the French.
#312 to #229 - chromefile
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(05/23/2013) [-]
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
#326 to #312 - diablojoe
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Cheerio
#252 to #229 - chromefile
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(05/23/2013) [-]
sure are a lot of angry brits on this thread
#378 to #252 - isolotop
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Canadians too
#301 to #252 - scytherkris
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(05/23/2013) [-]
There's one...
#230 to #229 - chromefile
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(05/23/2013) [-]
quiet you
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#528 to #51 - falloutreaper
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'm american and I spell it colour...spell check just said it's wrong....**** off spell check they invented the language....
I'm american and I spell it colour...spell check just said it's wrong....**** off spell check they invented the language....
#464 to #51 - azinfoo
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(05/23/2013) [-]
As a Canadian, I feel the same way.
#10 - recoveryone ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I watched British Television







And learned that Gregory House is actually British.
#182 to #10 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I believe rick from the walking dead is also british
#356 to #182 - powellrebecca
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(05/23/2013) [-]
yes, Andrew Lincoln-Clutterbuck, David Morissey, Lauren Cohen, and Lennie James are all british.   
   
AKA- Rick Grimes, The Governor(Philip Blake), Maggie Greene, and Morgan Jones.
yes, Andrew Lincoln-Clutterbuck, David Morissey, Lauren Cohen, and Lennie James are all british.

AKA- Rick Grimes, The Governor(Philip Blake), Maggie Greene, and Morgan Jones.
#261 to #182 - bigmanblue ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
also mcnulty and stringer bell from "the wire" are both english
#509 to #10 - draxdiesel
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#529 to #10 - falloutreaper
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(05/24/2013) [-]
A lot of American TV actors are British for example   
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A lot of American TV actors are British for example
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#328 to #10 - wooyoungkim
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Gregory House?

Surely you are talking about Lt. George!
#104 to #10 - rprol
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(05/23/2013) [-]
He speaks American better than most americans.
He speaks American better than most americans.
#52 to #10 - alexthebest
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(05/23/2013) [-]
You mean Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh once played an American chap on telly.
#265 to #52 - emmatron
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(05/23/2013) [-]
That's damn right
That's damn right
#62 - semilunarknight
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Bow to the glory that is my paint skill
#73 to #62 - mrwillje
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(05/23/2013) [-]
god what the **** is that XD how did you even manage to make that shape? LAughed though
#126 to #73 - mongoozeone
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#71 - motherloveronit
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#218 to #71 - Dakafal
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#219 to #71 - Dakafal
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, why is it black text with white border?
#82 - iamjohngalt
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(05/23/2013) [-]
#13: Nobody takes your rebellious defiancies seriously.
#114 to #82 - ldw
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(05/23/2013) [-]
OK then
#64 - enpootis
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(05/23/2013) [-]
&gt;english represented by the united states flag
>english represented by the united states flag
#399 to #64 - biggydy
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's the same for Portuguese being represented by the flag of Brazil and Spanish by the flag of Mexico. It pisses me off even though i'm not Portuguese or Spanish.
#243 - swedishassassin
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(05/23/2013) [-]
My problems
#267 to #243 - nikinor
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#276 to #267 - shadowbreech
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(05/23/2013) [-]
There's actually a reasonable explanation...
#271 to #267 - swedishassassin
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I'm a berserker.... I'm on a ********* of drugs and booze.
#314 to #243 - fabelousnagger
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(05/23/2013) [-]
my problem because of you...
#490 to #314 - markonj
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(05/23/2013) [-]
This definitely needs to be a thing.
#49 - hiiamolli
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Maybe this will help some people.
#142 to #49 - soupmayonnaise
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I know a lot of people who would be angry about the placement of Ireland.
including me
#171 to #49 - retardedboss ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So when people say a British accent they actually could mean English Scottish, Welsh, or Irish?
#184 to #171 - jimbobjim
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Yep. That's why most Brits don't refer to it as a 'British Accent' but instead 'English' - In fact we normally identify first with our country, then 'British'. Although it's important to note that 'Irish' Generally refers to the Republic of Ireland and that isn't Britain at all (It's its own republic country) - It's just in the geographically in the British Isles. (And don't call an Irishman a Brit or he'll kill you)
#235 to #171 - timmity
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(05/23/2013) [-]
northern irish
#341 to #171 - vrthbvyfa
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Wrong British means they are born on the major british island called Britain. Britain is the largest British island, Ireland is the second largest British island and people who were born on it call themselves Irish.

Wales, scotland and English chaps are all British. Northern Irlanders can call themselves British if they want too because go read more into if you want to know but basically northern ireland is treated like a cool interesting Britain away from Britain.
#488 to #49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
"The isle of man"
That sounds ******* horrifying.
#98 to #49 - rprol
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(05/23/2013) [-]
May I take this for future clarification issues?
May I take this for future clarification issues?
#127 to #49 - xkmarcus
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(05/23/2013) [-]
There are exceptions it seems, Northern Ireland was part of Team GB in the Olympics.
#429 to #49 - zlamousi
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#163 to #49 - shakalakaboomboom
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(05/23/2013) [-]
how come Northern Ireland isn't allowed to have its flag on there?
#498 to #163 - kerplunking
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Northern Ireland's official flag is the Union Jack. (Although most people seem to use the Ulster flag to represent it).