Philosophy at it's best. Read the whole thing go sit in the corner and think about your life! Not oc.. No one's said it yet? Everytime you someone, you yourself. There. It's been said. Good night, junkies. mind blown grow more Life knowledge
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#3 - spikethepony
Reply +164
(05/22/2013) [-]
No one's said it yet?

Everytime you **** someone, you **** yourself.
There. It's been said. Good night, junkies.
#212 to #3 - xldarkking
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And not a single **** was given that day
#51 to #3 - benedicto
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
**** YOU
please?
#67 to #3 - Lloydles
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
'Go **** yourself.'

Rape mode engaged.
#262 to #3 - errdayimfjing
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
and how is that any different from now?
#314 to #3 - drewsky
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Every time you jerk off, you give someone else a hand job.
#54 to #3 - huszti
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
now i understand what women want when they tell me to go **** myself.
#13 to #3 - donkysmel [OP]
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(05/23/2013) [-]
now when someone tells you go **** yourself you say "I ******* gladly will!" perfect everytime
#179 to #3 - monkeyller
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So even i don't find myself attractive?
#236 to #3 - irokk
Reply +2
(05/23/2013) [-]
I'd **** me anyways
I'd **** me anyways
#30 - drewsky
Reply +77
(05/23/2013) [-]
This is who was in my mind every time I read God's parts.
#305 to #30 - duckstep
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So... you read it in your own voice.
#308 to #305 - drewsky
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
I'm Morgan Freeman.
#313 to #308 - duckstep
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And I'm you, me, Morgan Freeman! Aaarrghhh!!
And I'm you, me, Morgan Freeman! Aaarrghhh!!
#294 to #30 - aeros ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
Now I'm going to go back and reread it in his voice
#34 - rippercrust
Reply +14
(05/23/2013) [-]
Everytime you ****** someone

you ****** yourself
#104 to #34 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
But, I am God.
#230 to #104 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
no, you are merely a fetus
#36 to #34 - AnonsForSure
Reply +73
(05/23/2013) [-]
**** me, right?
#21 - latinotornado
Reply +47
(05/23/2013) [-]
Anyone know the original author? please?
#31 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
You.
#35 to #31 - schmettermuschi
Reply +52
(05/23/2013) [-]
I see what I did there
#207 to #35 - licestr ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
#202 to #31 - yourinvisiblegf
Reply +6
(05/23/2013) [-]
and you're also the one that will repost this later ;)
#203 to #31 - voltkills
Reply +5
(05/23/2013) [-]
well played.
#319 to #203 - obeyweegee
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#324 to #319 - voltkills
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
god
dammit
im good.
#325 to #324 - moevleboevle
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
thank you
#155 to #31 - artjunk
Reply +2
(05/23/2013) [-]
samefag
#253 to #155 - thesnarfalarker
Reply +2
(05/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry mate, I got the joke
#289 to #253 - artjunk
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Kind of expected people to misunderstand once i saw that one was an anon lol. Cheers, mate.
#284 to #31 - haunterbrony
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Me. I like me.
#283 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
dude. :o
#131 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Massive self-post but still made me laugh, thumb for you
#45 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
*Applause*
#320 to #31 - SILENCEnight
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(05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2053276 at Friendly ** HOLY HSIT
#32 to #21 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
The egg by Andy Weir
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#61 to #21 - missing
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#20 - niggerlips
Reply +47
(05/23/2013) [-]
i want to be reincarnated as a barnacle
i want to be reincarnated as a barnacle
#337 to #20 - niggastolemyname ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/08/2013) [-]
Made me laugh more than it should've
#62 to #20 - PartyPanda
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#23 to #20 - dunkleosteus
Reply +11
(05/23/2013) [-]
your ambition is overwhelming
#133 - thewasteland
Reply +40
(05/23/2013) [-]
This means we have only been calling ourselves faggots over the internet
#340 to #133 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/04/2013) [-]
wow you have had this for a while
#69 - herberto
Reply +35
(05/23/2013) [-]
I can't seriously be the only person who thinks this is stupid as ****?
#99 to #69 - savethepandas
Reply -3
(05/23/2013) [-]
You are... and you are not. To you it might not seem stupid and it might not, but it does and does not.
#123 to #69 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Its got alot of plot gaps, and It could have used more titties. sooo
Does that guy explain this same **** every time he dies?
#125 to #69 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
It contains a hidden meaning/message. Stories as such are often used to express ideas or feelings that are very hard to explain.
#161 to #69 - anon
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
this makes a lot more sense than any religion i know of...
#286 to #69 - machinimax
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Its a pretty good idea though
#227 to #69 - prissyboy **User deleted account**
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#244 to #69 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's cool at first, I posted this same theory about 2 years ago on this account...

But then I actually looked at it for what it was and realized how bad it really was. It's quite a stupid concept. There are plenty of other New Age belief systems that actually make sense.
#108 to #69 - dcj
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks. I thought I was the only one who hates this New Age ********.
#232 to #108 - buttinspecter ONLINE
Reply +8
(05/23/2013) [-]
As if old age ******** is any better.
#306 to #232 - dcj
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Wait, old-age as in, like, bloodletting and humors? Like archaic ********? Or do you mean modernity?
Because modernity kicks eleven kinds of ass.
#220 to #69 - ccarpio
Reply +12
(05/23/2013) [-]
You're every person who think this is stupid as ****
#195 to #69 - zombiexslayer
Reply +35
(05/23/2013) [-]
Hey man, you wrote it.
#22 - coshocker
Reply +26
(05/23/2013) [-]
I...


I need some time...
#328 to #22 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
you/me/we have all of the time me/you/we will ever need
#25 to #22 - zplatter
Reply +2
(05/23/2013) [-]
So when you **** someone, you're still just ******* yourself xD
#26 to #25 - coshocker
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
You will be ******* me... I will be ******* you.

As someone else, but we are the same. We are one person.

This **** is deep...
#27 to #26 - zplatter
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
quite, really destroy the hate on the phrase "Go **** yourself"
#9 - steriotypical
Reply +24
(05/23/2013) [-]
based on this thesis, all of these comments are me..........speaking to me...... and i'm still sitting here waiting, wondering, and anticipating what i will say........to me.
#10 to #9 - thathorse
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Hello "me" how are things on your end?
#18 to #10 - dharkmoswen
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Doing pretty ****** right now, but you'll find out some day... or maybe you already have...
#240 to #18 - thathorse
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Well chin up other me, eventually you'll be banging supermodels and drinking champagne.
#251 to #240 - dharkmoswen
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
I think I passed that one, though I can't quite remember.
#256 to #251 - thathorse
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Well in that case you've been banging supermodels man.
#260 to #256 - dharkmoswen
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
That... actually makes me feel better! Thanks!
#12 to #9 - bokkos
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Ass faggot butt muncher.
Other-you is an asshole.
#15 to #9 - antbarrone
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Think about this one, if we are all one person, holy ****...... my brain exploded
#19 to #9 - chorozord
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(05/23/2013) [-]
If we're the same person, kill yourself
#196 to #9 - zombiexslayer
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
Dickbutt.
#28 to #9 - zacsuntibidea ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/23/2013) [-]
It's no more complicated than having the ability to talk to yourself five, ten, and twenty years from now.

You'll ("they'll") know things that you (you) don't, and you'll (they'll) have forgotten things that you (you) know, so even in talking to yourself on the small scale like that there are still insights and concepts that you can benefit from in all occurrances of 'you'.

So while you (you) may not like what you (they) have to say or how you (they) think about things, it still holds value to you (all) to at least attempt to discuss things for your further growth as a creature.

I sure hope this makes sense to me.
#17 to #9 - psykobear
Reply +2
(05/23/2013) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
Oh god, now I'm doing it.