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Ilene:
Nowhere in the IO does h my "Do Not
Rape" yet the tth Satanic Hula Of The Earth is "Do not
make sexual advances unlees given the mating signal."
Go ahead and just let that an in.
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this ‘WEEK i didit' t i was a
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#239 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Those Satanists don't know what they are missing out on. Several women I know like a guy to take charge and don't give the "mating signal" until you make the first move. I guess Satanists are a bunch of beta pussies.
#199 - silkisberg (05/23/2013) [-]
**silkisberg rolled a random image posted in comment #4390972 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Satan
#202 to #199 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
hmm really? Satan is Democraticus.

Whatever he did or said I remeber his face and he is important
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#201 to #199 - uistorlingme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195 - JonathanNowFuckYou (05/23/2013) [-]
Coincidentally, "Go ahead and let that sink in" sounds kind of like the mating signal...
User avatar #194 - ragnarfag (05/23/2013) [-]
People seem to forget the Golden Rule, so unless you want to get raped, you can rape as much as you want.
#193 - dirtyharrypegs (05/23/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at How did she know? **
#187 - shadowbreech (05/23/2013) [-]
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
#185 - CottonTail ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1989203 at Friendly ** mfw i misread the "mating signal"
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1989203 at Friendly ** mfw i misread the "mating signal"
#216 to #185 - solarisofcelestia (05/23/2013) [-]
You tried, but failed to insert your dick.
Because of a zebra's powerful kick.
User avatar #197 to #185 - memeaholic (05/23/2013) [-]
perfect roll, dude
User avatar #198 to #197 - CottonTail ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thank you
#182 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
The possessive form of the work "it" doesn't require an apostrophe.
User avatar #184 to #182 - wtfisdis (05/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know 'it' was a work!
User avatar #186 to #184 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
**** . Typo.
User avatar #189 to #186 - wtfisdis (05/23/2013) [-]
They're deadly on here!
User avatar #188 to #186 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
Wait a minute... How did I even do that? D and K are so far away from each other!
#169 - bummerdrummer (05/23/2013) [-]
MAYBE I DONT NEED A LIST OF RULES WRITTEN 1000S OF YEARS AGO TO TELL ME HOW TO BE A GOOD PERSON
User avatar #176 to #169 - trimageryan (05/23/2013) [-]
MAYBE I DON'T NEED CAPS LOCK TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A POINT

I kid, I love you.
User avatar #160 - laelaps (05/23/2013) [-]
It's too bad I understand the mating signal to be slutty clothes. So in Satanism she could literaly be asking for it
User avatar #225 to #160 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Actually no, she couldn't. There are many points in Satanism about how it is in your right to express your individuality and personality as you see fit, provided you harm no one by doing so, just as well, people misunderstand that a mating signal isn't a wink or slutty clothing, it's 'hey, wanna **** ?' or whatever you and your partner do before sex. Now, if a girl says 'hey, wanna **** ?' and then suddenly decides she doesn't, you have full right to be angry at her (as she should know what she wants before going for it, and if she doesn't, she'll only be inconveniencing or hurting others), but that still gives you no right to rape her
User avatar #228 to #225 - laelaps (05/23/2013) [-]
well let's just agree it's a good thing I'm not a Satanist
User avatar #159 - connordude (05/23/2013) [-]
Thou Shalt not commit adultery
User avatar #163 to #159 - mrbojingles ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Adultery is cheating on your wife/husband
User avatar #164 to #163 - connordude (05/23/2013) [-]
sex before marriage
User avatar #165 to #164 - mrbojingles ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
a·dul·ter·y (-dlt-r, -tr)
n. pl. a·dul·ter·ies
Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
www.thefreedictionary.com/adultery
#150 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
Hitchens has the best commandments
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNtsq3LYl1E
#149 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
Satanic Bible was written in 1967 as opposed to 3,000-4,000 years ago. It isn't against the 10 commandments, but it might fall under coveting/adultery, which are commandments.    
   
Pic related.
Satanic Bible was written in 1967 as opposed to 3,000-4,000 years ago. It isn't against the 10 commandments, but it might fall under coveting/adultery, which are commandments.

Pic related.
User avatar #151 to #149 - soultheft (05/23/2013) [-]
loophole as long as it ain't your neighbor you should be good
User avatar #156 to #151 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
cov·et (kvt)
v. cov·et·ed, cov·et·ing, cov·ets
1. To feel blameworthy desire for (that which is another's). See Synonyms at envy.
2. To wish for longingly

To covet sex with someone, to really want to have sex with someone as far as to force it.
User avatar #157 to #156 - soultheft (05/23/2013) [-]
true
#145 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
there are rapey verses in the bible to
(Deuteronomy 21:10-14 NAB)
"When you go out to war against your enemies and the LORD, your God, delivers them into your hand, so that you take captives, if you see a comely woman among the captives and become so enamored of her that you wish to have her as wife, you may take her home to your house. But before she may live there, she must shave her head and pare her nails and lay aside her captive's garb. After she has mourned her father and mother for a full month, you may have relations with her, and you shall be her husband and she shall be your wife. However, if later on you lose your liking for her, you shall give her her freedom, if she wishes it; but you shall not sell her or enslave her, since she was married to you under compulsion."
plus the punishment for raping someone is getting married to them
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
User avatar #146 to #145 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
and then there's this saying the rape victim should be stoned (and it aint talking about weed)
(Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)
If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.
#154 to #146 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.    
   
   
2.  Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.   
   
   
This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant 						********					.
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.


2. Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.


This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant ******** .
User avatar #161 to #154 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
did you ignore the one where you stone rape victims?
1. What if the women doesn't want to marry the rapist, which is pretty flipping obvious that most people wouldn't, your forcing a rape victim to marry a rapist, what the **** .
Also there is no need to capture, rape (it doesn't specify this but it seems to say it) and then forcefully marry them. If you don't like your sex slave you can set them free anyway, it's not like God is awesome for allowing people to let their sex slaves free when they don't want sex slaves because they would do that anyway, besides you said earlier that rape victims should marry rapists and this was good.
2. many of those laws were things like "kill homosexuals" there's no need for that! it's not going to keep people in line.
This isn't the first time I have had people trying to justify rape because it's in the bible.
#210 to #161 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
Pay the **** attention, you dumbass. These were laws given to the ISRAELITES thousands of years ago to make sure they didn't make themselves go extinct. If they didn't follow God's law, they would stray into other more carnal religions that carried disease, human sacrifice, them breaking apart and ultimately failing as a people.

Back 4000 years ago, there was war. Yes, really. If you captured a bunch of women and children, what are you supposed to do with them? Do you think that ONLY the Israelites took wives from people they conquered? If so, then you're a ******* idiot. If she doesn't want to marry him, I guess she can live alone in the wilderness and die, instead. If not, they would rebuild their city, which wouldn't be good either.

Nice straw-man argument. If you had to spend the rest of your life caring and providing for someone you raped, you probably would think twice. Should've told your dad that before he ****** your mom, if they're still around.

You can't even read what you wrote, you ignorant **** .
"a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed"
be·trothed (b-trd, -trôtht)
Engaged to be married.
A person to whom one is engaged to be married.

" the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, "

> this implying that if you DO cry out for help, you will not be stoned.

I love how you pick and choose which verses you want to post!
"But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. "
Deuteronomy 22: 25

Just shut the **** up. Nothing you've ever said holds ground.
User avatar #213 to #210 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
they could have simply let the women free after war which is what loads of people do. If they follow God's law they are like that as they kill homosexuals, women who were married but not virgins, people of other religions, atheists, blowjobbers, disobedient children, witches etc. Also there is human sacrifice in the bible anyway: You need to login to view this link
It's the fact that the law doesn't give a **** about the women, a women would have to spend the rest of her life married to a rapist, that's disgusting.
A lot of rape victims don't cry out because they have a ******* knife to their neck and a rapist saying "say anything and I'll cut you" or they use a gag, also someone could just not here them, it's retarded anyway why would you kill someone for being raped?


User avatar #230 to #213 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
They took wives so they could expand their numbers and be successful like God had promised.

Before another ignorant word comes out of your stupid thick head, if you can read, read this:

"Break camp and advance into the hill country of the Amorites; go to all the neighboring peoples in the Arabah, in the mountains, in the western foothills, in the Negev and along the coast, to the land of the Canaanites and to Lebanon, as far as the great river, the Euphrates. 8 See, I have given you this land. Go in and take possession of the land the Lord swore he would give to your fathers—to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob—and to their descendants after them.

9 At that time I said to you, “You are too heavy a burden for me to carry alone. 10 The Lord your God has increased your numbers so that today you are as numerous as the stars in the sky. 11 May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!"

Land was CONQUERED. You don't HAVE to take a wife, but you CAN.


Watch this:
No, you ******* dolt, learn to read! THERE WAS NO SACRIFICE! God tested him to see if he would obey him and ATTEMPT to do it, but stopped him.
NO-ONE WAS ACTUALLY SACRIFICED. YOU ARE AN IGNORANT **** , READ WHAT YOU ******* POST.
God sacrificed his only Son, if you want to count that.


"But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. "
Deuteronomy 22: 25
This falls in line with forceably raping someone, with a knife or not, ******** . God DAMN you are stupid. YOU HAVE EYES. READ THE TEXT.
User avatar #232 to #230 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
That really does not make it a moral action or justify it, simply because they wanted to be successful it's ok to capture and rape women! if this was done by say a Roman army I bet money you would straight out say it was immoral, capturing and raping women, jesus christ

If they didn't have to do it, then why did they? why would a loving God take the option of telling them to capture and rape women?

I wasn't referring to Abraham I was talking about this story, calm the **** down your rants are boring: "At that time the Spirit of the LORD came upon Jephthah, and he went throughout the land of Gilead and Manasseh, including Mizpah in Gilead, and led an army against the Ammonites. And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD. He said, "If you give me victory over the Ammonites, I will give to the LORD the first thing coming out of my house to greet me when I return in triumph. I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering."
His daughter came out the house and he burnt her alive.

The difference is only that one is in the city and one is in the country, but I'm talking about the particular law where the rape victim is stoned (not by weed) though, is that justified?
User avatar #231 to #230 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
All old cultures did not treat men and women equally. Women all over the globe couldn't even vote until 40 years ago, and had to fight to be educated and treated like equals in the last 200.


Life was different 4,000 YEARS ago. Virtually no civilization treated women equally as men. Ancient Rome let women have some, but still what would be considered today as extreme oppression. Civil rights and Social justice didn't mean a whole lot 4 millenniums ago.
User avatar #136 - halotalim (05/23/2013) [-]
7. Though shalt not commit adultery.
Jesus says, "If a man looks on a woman with lust, he has commited adultry in his heart.
User avatar #138 to #136 - trifection (05/23/2013) [-]
Right. And I don't want to be that guy but..well...you see...When Jesus came and died for our sins, he created a new promise. The New Testament. The old testament laws were no longer in effect. He says in the New Testament, Luke 10:27 "He answered, "'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"
User avatar #139 to #138 - trifection (05/23/2013) [-]
It's like a positive spin on the ten commandants. Through love you negate all sin.
User avatar #140 to #139 - halotalim (05/23/2013) [-]
Jesus said that he did not come to destroy the law (Abolishion of old testament.) But to fulfil it. (Make it comnplete the way it needed to be.)

All the commandments can be wrapped up in that verse too, it has become one of my life verses.
User avatar #219 to #140 - trifection (05/23/2013) [-]
Just to clarify; I responded to you, not in a sense of "You're partially right". I just wanted to post something along those lines while being relevant. I just don't want you to feel like I was trying to correct you.
User avatar #135 - unlimitedsmoof (05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest
good work, OP
#130 - fuckyouimapancake (05/23/2013) [-]
Here you go guys, the satanist rules.
#206 to #130 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
Those...


Are some very respectable, relatable points.
User avatar #180 to #130 - timmywankenobi (05/23/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt these rules were written by satan.
#175 to #130 - iwebby (05/23/2013) [-]
Satan seems like a pretty cool guy
#147 to #130 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
"do not kill non human animals unless you are attacked or for food"
"if someone doesn't stop bothering you after you ask them destroy them"
seems legit
User avatar #222 to #147 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Haha, now that you mention that it does seem odd, however, this has to do more with comprehension than anything. You cannot communicate with an animal, it has no idea what you're doing, when you are put into a position where an animals life is in your hands you must treat it with proper affection and respect, nor can you abuse any animals (although there IS a difference between abuse and discipline). But with a person, you CAN talk to them and ask them to stop or try to distance yourself from them, and even when you do they can ignore you or pursue you (think: a bratty gang of kids and one of them wants to prove they're ' ********* and won't leave you be), in such an event you have a duty to protect yourself as well as any others they are troubling, this includes anything from giving them a slap upside the head to totally incapacitating them to make an example to the rest of their gang. Respect goes both ways, and how can anyone respect you if you do not respect yourself enough to stand up when you are being harassed?
User avatar #234 to #222 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
you have a point
#183 to #147 - razek (05/23/2013) [-]
Death = Shot, stabed, etc.

Destruction = pic
User avatar #178 to #147 - syntheticdoll (05/23/2013) [-]
I guess doesn't literaly mean destroy, more like to stop them.
User avatar #214 to #178 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't know what else "destroy" means, maybe by destroy it means kick them in the balls or something lol
#143 to #130 - imtheparty (05/23/2013) [-]
I can deal with this.
I can deal with this.
#137 to #130 - feeniks (05/23/2013) [-]
The eleventh.
#134 to #130 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Do not kill?
Or is that too easy?
User avatar #223 to #134 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
You can kill all you want in the Satanic Doctrine, provided the killings are earned and just (I.E. killing a criminal, or defending yourself)
User avatar #132 to #130 - omfgitsstsix (05/23/2013) [-]
Those are very agreeable...
#128 - zezenzerg (05/23/2013) [-]
I dont think satanism actually has anything to do with satan/devil/hornhead/etc.
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