We All Want To Learn Thai. I love you.... I' m learning Russian so I can trade recipes with my babushka. I' m learning Spanish so I can communicate better with
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We All Want To Learn Thai

I' m learning Russian
so I can trade recipes
with my babushka.
I' m learning Spanish
so I can communicate
better with my
coworkers.
I' m learning Thai,,.
I can gets
Thailand for. ..
a thing.
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#78 - joehue (05/23/2013) [-]
Only relevant text image I have.
#9 - icefried (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning Japanese so i can watch anime without subtitles..
Not the best of reasons i must admit.
#127 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
don't worry bro, i want to learn japanese so i can watch animes without subtitles and read untranslated manga. Its a good goal and you can do it if you work at it!
User avatar #135 to #9 - capinsquiggles (05/23/2013) [-]
Watashi ga manandakara koso
User avatar #141 to #9 - thedippestofshits (05/23/2013) [-]
them alphabets man...

them ******* kanjis.........
User avatar #149 to #141 - icefried (05/23/2013) [-]
I know.. it's a goddamn nightmare, i don't even wanna think about kanji right now.
Truth be told it's a bit disheartening, but it's a fun language so i'll pull through.
#148 to #141 - zeetalicious (05/23/2013) [-]
The hiragana and katakana isn't actually that hard to learn.

Took me 4 days to learn all the hiragana with around 2 hours practice a day and then rougly a week for katakana with less time per day then that.

The kanji however, as you are saying, quite a bitch.
User avatar #151 to #148 - icefried (05/23/2013) [-]
Any tips for a newbie?
#155 to #151 - zeetalicious (05/23/2013) [-]
for kanji? Idk how you go about it right now but what I did was just look up kanji that looked similar and then learned those.

For learning hiragana and katakana I just used the website www.realkana.com/ and used that for a while before starting to translate lyrics from romanji into hiragana or katakana. Then when i had memorized all the basic hiragana and katakana i used that site again to memorized the more different ones as "kyo" and the other characters I didn't see much in the lyrics I translated.

Learning kya, nya, hya, sha and all those isn't really hard though. That took around 3 min once i knew all the basic hiragana because they follow a really easy pattern.
#153 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I'd learn it but that would be my 7th language.
#154 to #153 - fecal ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
So, that would be too many languages? That doesn't make any sense, apart from being obvious anon bs
#177 to #9 - voltwaffle (05/23/2013) [-]
That's more or less what I'm doing. I'm a huge fan of Super Sentai and Kamen Rider but many of the series remain unsubbed.
#200 to #9 - settantaventi (05/23/2013) [-]
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learning for read hentai lol
#111 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
die
User avatar #16 to #9 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I set out on that endeavor, it only took 2 years.. its actually less worth it then I thought it would be. Gave up more times then I can keep track.
User avatar #38 to #9 - anonefgthree (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing it so I can read VNs
User avatar #63 to #38 - whitestofchapels (05/23/2013) [-]
I too, am doing that for this reason.
#178 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Basically "I'm learning Japanese because I'm a fat neck beard weaboo
User avatar #64 to #9 - beatmasterz (05/23/2013) [-]
moshi moshi
#73 to #9 - Nintendokami (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning Japanese to play the Death Note, Tales and Ouran High School game without waiting for translators.

I'm right there with you.
#188 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
It'le do icefried it'le do.
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#115 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning it so I can read eroge. Don't judge me please.
#62 to #9 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
there were people like that in my highschool. they were ******* weird
User avatar #65 to #62 - beatmasterz (05/23/2013) [-]
they're called weaboos, anon.
#114 to #65 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
>implying weaboos actually know how to speak japanese

stay cute
User avatar #205 to #114 - beatmasterz (05/23/2013) [-]
Look me in the eye and tell me learning japanese to watch anime without subtitles isn't weaboo.
#209 to #205 - zeetalicious (05/23/2013) [-]
not saying it isn't. But once they actually learn the language they will start hating all the weaboos running around saying "BAKA BAKA DESUUUU" so learning japanese is an effective way to cure your weaboo cancer.
User avatar #180 to #65 - technosauce **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
Weeaboos don't know the launguage they just say Baka and Kawaii alot
User avatar #101 - pedokuma (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning Japanese so I don't have read subs while masturbating
#139 to #101 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Not hard to learn Hentai language, I can understand 80% and I don't even know what actual language it is...
#82 - dashgamer (05/23/2013) [-]
When I went to Thailand, we had this one black Marine in our platoon that always made jokes and was always at ease with other people. Well, apparently Thai ladies hunger for black dick, because every time we'd go outside onto the street we'd hear "Chocolate Man! You so sexy, Chocolate Man!" It's like he was some sort of superhero...
User avatar #214 to #82 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
That story and image made my ******* day!
#215 to #214 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy to hear.
User avatar #216 to #215 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
I imagine being deployed in Thailand runs the risk of encountering a fair few " Bangkok Lady Boys" as they're known over here. (cause they look like a lady,but in fact it's a chap)
#217 to #216 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't make any stuff related to that topic, but yeah, there are a whole lot of Thai chaiboys out there.
#218 to #217 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
ah ok, I can imagine Thailand being a less unpleasant deployment than Hajivillie,Tatooine    
   
Oh and out of sick morbid curiosity, were they at least convincing? cause from what I understand they apparently put a lot of effort into looking convincingly female. Though that may just be the commendable south-east Asian work ethic at work.    
and on that note let's drop that line of conversation, forever.   
   
And did you draw that picture just now?
ah ok, I can imagine Thailand being a less unpleasant deployment than Hajivillie,Tatooine

Oh and out of sick morbid curiosity, were they at least convincing? cause from what I understand they apparently put a lot of effort into looking convincingly female. Though that may just be the commendable south-east Asian work ethic at work.
and on that note let's drop that line of conversation, forever.

And did you draw that picture just now?
#219 to #218 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
No, a friend and I have been making them whenever we feel like it.
Actually yeah, when our op ended we had this big party with the Thai Marines and the ROK Marines with this stage and go-go dancers and all that. Four of them were women and the fifth was a man, but it took me half the night to realize it.
User avatar #220 to #219 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
From what I've heard the ROK marines are a pretty hardcore bunch.
User avatar #221 to #220 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, they are. I traded uniforms with them, and I can barely fit into the damned thing. They're tiny badass warriors.
User avatar #222 to #221 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
So if another Korean war starts they'll sort of be the Hobbits and America would be the the Men of of West from Gondor who help them defeat the (N)orcs. and Sauron (Kim Jong Un)
and if Japan intervenes as well then it'll be more like the Elves and the Dwarfs joining to defeat Sauron (again Kim Jong Un)

(I'm not sure if that Lord of the rings parable was a flattering comparison or incredibly racist)
User avatar #223 to #222 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
More like the SKs will be an army of miniature balrogs and the NKs will be like dumbass trolls that end up getting turned to stone or speared in the gut.
#224 to #223 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
Any Idea who the tree people would end up being? (I was once talking to my Dad's friend and she thought the tree people were like Ethiopians cause they're tall, and who coincidently also fought in the first Korean war).

Again REALLY not sure if this is racist or not
#225 to #224 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
The tree people would be the US, of course!
User avatar #226 to #225 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
although it's extremely unlikely, if China gets involved they'd be either the ring wraiths or just the bigger Orcs in Sauron's army.
#227 to #226 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
Fool, they would obviously be the dragon Smaug.
User avatar #228 to #227 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
And if Britain joins in would that mean they would be Rohan to America's gondor?
User avatar #229 to #228 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
LIGHT THE BEACONS!
#230 to #229 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
XD ******* needed a minute to stop laughing,
Weird how we managed to sum up the Korean conflict in Lord of the Rings terms.
I also have a pretty watertight Mass effect parable for it as well.
#231 to #230 - dashgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
Eh, that's lore I'm not familiar with. I'm going to go play Fallout and murder mutant bitches, though.
User avatar #232 to #231 - actionmastermegatr (05/24/2013) [-]
Ok then, and I think the PC term would be "murder geneticley challenged bitches
User avatar #12 - deathcampforjewtie (05/23/2013) [-]
I went to Thailand for a wedding awhile back, with a few friends. It was a fun trip, my only complaint is the fact that I almost killed a Chinese drug lord, my friend had sex with a ladyboy stripper, and we sort of caused a riot.....other than that, a good trip.
#119 to #12 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
What a ****** movie
#25 to #12 - thatgreekkid (05/23/2013) [-]
10/10
#103 to #25 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
you did great at trolling fagget
#45 to #12 - laelaps (05/23/2013) [-]
that's just the plot from Hangover part II
#145 to #45 - jonnyfunk (05/23/2013) [-]
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#31 - kmichel (05/23/2013) [-]
I've been to Thailand, and I'm going back this August. The sex life really is as wild as you've heard. They even have women under the tables at hair salons to give men blow jobs while they're getting their hair cut. Out of 5 massage parlors (and I was looking for a genuine massage) I was offered sexual services in 4 of them.
#42 to #31 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
I've heard friends who reported the same thing.
Everyone was quite vocal about watching out for the "lady boys".
#56 to #42 - kmichel (05/23/2013) [-]
Speaking of vocal...the ladyboys were the most vocal out of all the girls. For example, some streets have women shoulder to shoulder on both sides of the road, calling out to guys especially the foreigners. The ones who walk right up to you and touch you, or who put their hand in your pants and grab your dick are usually the guys. Otherwise it's hard to tell because Thai men and women have similar frames, and men speak with higher pitched voices than in most countries.
User avatar #76 to #31 - ugottanked (05/23/2013) [-]
blowjobs in hair salons? sounds awesome
#41 to #31 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
... I would love a blowjob while getting my haircut.
User avatar #77 to #41 - lasmamoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Goes in to get a blowjob.
Gets a free haircut too.
User avatar #74 to #41 - ugottanked (05/23/2013) [-]
same here
#90 - kanpai (05/23/2013) [-]
Learning japanese so that i can watch unsubbed hentai....
Learning japanese so that i can watch unsubbed hentai....
User avatar #91 to #90 - rangerofthesea (05/23/2013) [-]
i think im speaking japanese...i think im speaking japanese...i think im speaking japanese...
#121 to #91 - jldragon (05/23/2013) [-]
You really think so?
You really think so?
#208 to #121 - OnlyLetter (05/23/2013) [-]
Why didn't this get more thumbs?
User avatar #96 to #90 - Loppytaffy (05/23/2013) [-]
Do you really need to know the plot? I mean, really?
#109 to #96 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Some people can't fap without knowing the plot. I am dead serious.
#190 to #96 - kanpai (05/23/2013) [-]
the dialogue intrigues me....
the dialogue intrigues me....
User avatar #157 to #96 - Durp (05/23/2013) [-]
I watch jgv did I really just say that and at the beginning im like wtf are you saying? But then a few minutes later they're kissing and it's all good.
User avatar #128 to #96 - hardongo ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
a little context on how that octopus is breeding that girl can make all the difference, specially when you just can't get off to regular porn
User avatar #150 to #128 - Loppytaffy (05/23/2013) [-]
I get off to yaoi doujinshi all the time; doesn't have to be scanlated.
User avatar #152 to #150 - hardongo ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
let's see if your still saying that in a few years
User avatar #160 - PenguinsOfMars (05/23/2013) [-]
Everyone has a thing in Thailand
#92 - mrcocoabeans (05/23/2013) [-]
im learning finnish because... because i can and i think finland is cool, well Scandinavia, i find Scandinavia cool also when i go over my body ( language) will be ready
im learning finnish because... because i can and i think finland is cool, well Scandinavia, i find Scandinavia cool also when i go over my body ( language) will be ready
User avatar #213 to #92 - mrcocoabeans (05/24/2013) [-]
hey everyone guess what!

THUMBS FOR ALL!
#118 to #92 - epicburana ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Good luck my friend! (Onnea matkaan ystäväni)

cuz you're going to need it... A LOT

But seriously though.. why FInnish? It has only a little more than 5 million speakers and it's practically impossible to learn to speak fluently unless you were born in Finland. I could probably instantly tell that you're not a native speaker even if you learned Finnish for 15 years DD But feel free to do whatever you like with your life, I won't stop you )
#97 to #92 - infektio (05/23/2013) [-]
Definitely the best choice = Ehdottomasti paras valinta

I live in finland, and for foreigners the language is most likely an absolute **** to learn but it definitely pays itself off
User avatar #124 to #92 - jasonlaiyh (05/23/2013) [-]
I must know where this gif is from!
User avatar #142 to #124 - vrthbvyfa (05/23/2013) [-]
plastic nee-san or something. Haven't seen it myself but it looks awesome.
#201 to #92 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
If you like Scandinavia, danish, norwegian or swedish would've been a better choice of language, none of the other scandinavian countries understand finnish tbh.
User avatar #207 to #92 - foxtrotalpha (05/23/2013) [-]
Better to learn any other scandinavian language; Finnish is one of three languages in Europe that are unrelated to any other language.
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User avatar #93 to #66 - captcrunch (05/23/2013) [-]
I want to hug you right not because of this post.
User avatar #94 to #93 - captcrunch (05/23/2013) [-]
now* **** .
#105 to #66 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
TOOL IS THE BEST ******* BAND EVER!
#120 - jldragon (05/23/2013) [-]
These... these comments where everyone thinks we care what language they're trying to learn.
These... these comments where everyone thinks we care what language they're trying to learn.
User avatar #30 - lolwtfme (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning german so i can sound like a badass
#143 to #30 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
DAS SCHMETALIN!
User avatar #47 - aconfuseddonut (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning German so I can yell nice things at people and it will sound extremely angry and offensive.
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#144 to #14 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Are you the machine?
#15 to #14 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah they jail bands who think they have freedom of speech and **** .
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User avatar #19 to #17 - ponyfcker (05/23/2013) [-]
>Pussy Riot
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User avatar #21 to #20 - ponyfcker (05/23/2013) [-]
A ******* band, you dumbass.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - ponyfcker (05/23/2013) [-]
Net, eto byli ne
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#43 to #24 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Ok, so the guy above is a dick. What happened was in russia, a all female punk band made a protest against the gov't, so Putin locked them up.
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User avatar #71 to #43 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/23/2013) [-]
To be honest, I don't know what to make of the Pussy Riot thing. On the one hand, it's kind of messed up that they were punished for what could be called self-expression. On the other hand, some of the **** they'd done is really ****** up and disgusting, and I wouldn't think twice to kick them the hell out if they were doing it in my house or near people or things I care about. I guess I just feel no sympathy for people who whore themselves out in public and will stop at nothing to get famous.
#164 - ladyaryana (05/23/2013) [-]
most relevant image I have

enlarge
User avatar #75 - fishratsas (05/23/2013) [-]
As long as you can say "have you got a penis ?" and "lets **** " you'll be fine in Thailand.
#146 - bitchplzzz (05/23/2013) [-]
i know the word babushka from a clockword orange

you divvies
User avatar #166 to #146 - synapse (05/23/2013) [-]
It wasn't invented in that film.
#168 - painispleasure (05/23/2013) [-]
front page...i feel so loved by you all right now, thank you x   
but in accordance with my life, i'm going to assume that if i tried to post anything again soon, it would fail...so...i'll just be off...
front page...i feel so loved by you all right now, thank you x
but in accordance with my life, i'm going to assume that if i tried to post anything again soon, it would fail...so...i'll just be off...
User avatar #196 - arisaka (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm learning french because I live in Quebec and you can't survive here if you don't :c

I also plan on learning German later.
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