Women. .. Women don't have an off switch.
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#6 - ducksarekawaii (05/23/2013) [-]
Women don't have an off switch.
Women don't have an off switch.
#4 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
this is something i don't get. why are people complaining that women are such a pain in the ass and complicated as **** and at the same time complaining that they want a woman in their life
User avatar #11 to #4 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't get it quite either. The women I know are perfectly nice people. Sure some people are complex, but I don't think that has much to do with gender.
User avatar #1 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
there's not enough buttons on the woman one
#3 to #1 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Some of them are on the other side so men can never find them
User avatar #12 - Niathaur (05/23/2013) [-]
the trick for turning on the woman is knowing which dials you can ignore completely, as half of them dont actually do anything despite being there. ofcourse, those are different for every one.
#5 - fistoftheaxis (05/23/2013) [-]
My sister just woke up and slapped me in the face, yelling "You ruined my marriage you faggot!". Apparently she had a bad dream.
User avatar #8 to #5 - jaevel (05/23/2013) [-]
You both sleep in the same bed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - fistoftheaxis (05/23/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - jaevel (05/23/2013) [-]
So she walket over and bitch-slapped you?
#14 - crotchlesshotpants (05/23/2013) [-]
Move mans little rod to turn him on.
Repeat to get him off.
Simple as that.
User avatar #13 - chrolt (05/23/2013) [-]
"Men are like toasters, women are like harmonicas" - Patrick Jane, The Mentalist

True words right there.
#7 - caitolent (05/23/2013) [-]
I interpreted this as something far more sexual :[

(Ironically, my captcha adds up to 69)
#2 - ghostytuna (05/22/2013) [-]
Lol that seems about right
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