Get all the fucking guns. If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second. I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on se
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Get all the fucking guns. If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second. I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on se

If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second.
I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on several occasions because i enjoy little pasty virgins tell me how ******* dumb i am.

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#59 - matralith (05/23/2013) [-]
For a minute I thought this was your girlfriend, lying in a very weird position.
User avatar #64 to #59 - nazrix ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
me too haha
#87 to #59 - skateperson (05/23/2013) [-]
wait...you mean that's not her?
#67 to #59 - tkuja (05/23/2013) [-]
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#93 to #13 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
that's a milipede
#28 - ineedthistothumb (05/23/2013) [-]
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I was just about to go to bed when I thought, "Eh, just one more post."
User avatar #68 to #28 - swarthywaffles (05/23/2013) [-]
And that is why you should always sleep with various large lizards in your room. like iguanas, or geckos. Even a chameleon would be fine. Even though they are a bit high maintenance as pets.
#24 - hurblurb (05/23/2013) [-]
Someone really needs to put like 100 scumbag hats on that thing, because it's a ******* perv
User avatar #17 - tenaciousjon (05/23/2013) [-]
Was someone on the ceiling taking photos of you pissing?
#1 - John Cena (05/22/2013) [-]
Is 'girlfrIEnd' such a difficult word? Use a goddamn spellchecker if you aren't sure.
User avatar #9 to #1 - qwadah (05/22/2013) [-]
BECAUSE WE DIDNT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE WROTE
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#4 to #1 - darkleydreaming (05/22/2013) [-]
Goddamn Anons
#39 to #1 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
He probably was sure. Just wrong.
#6 to #1 - darkbambi (05/22/2013) [-]
Shut up you unedumacated swine molester
#86 - Mynameismario (05/23/2013) [-]
Are you sure she didn't just forget her pound in her bra again
User avatar #99 to #86 - daftiduck (05/23/2013) [-]
This comment's going to lose effectiveness when those two posts get separated.
#81 - danielesq (05/23/2013) [-]
she is tainted now bro, you better dump her and leave Thailand for good measure
she is tainted now bro, you better dump her and leave Thailand for good measure
#82 to #81 - myturntoevil (05/23/2013) [-]
We had to have her tits removed for good measure
#84 to #82 - danielesq (05/23/2013) [-]
i think you are overreacting and you have clearly broken the 2 commandment : thou shalt not remove thy boobies for they art holy in the eyes of thy bro´s
#85 to #84 - myturntoevil (05/23/2013) [-]
Your absolutely right.I just posted a picture of her milkers to a comment below...you can see why the ******* centipede wanted to stay there... don't tell her tho,she'll rip my dick off
#107 to #85 - danielesq (05/24/2013) [-]
i will check it out FOR SCIENCE
User avatar #103 to #81 - spoonless (05/23/2013) [-]
Leave *her in thailand for good measure, you mean.
User avatar #106 to #103 - danielesq (05/24/2013) [-]
so you wanna stay with the boob-defiler? the king of all that is unholy? a big ass creepy crawly THING????
User avatar #48 - zorororonoa (05/23/2013) [-]
Did anyone else think it was gonna be a tranny post because of Thailand?
#5 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
#90 to #5 - demha (05/23/2013) [-]
Limited Black Edition
#61 to #5 - mrpo (05/23/2013) [-]
I hate you too
I hate you too
#53 - nosofat (05/23/2013) [-]
Someone tried to assassinate your girlfriend like Padme. Good thing you were there to rescue her, "Skywalker".
#44 - thisotherdude (05/23/2013) [-]
I have almost no problem what-so-ever with spiders, spiders are total bro's. Kill mosquitoes, generally stay out of peoples way if you stay out of theirs. But centipedes? Get the ******* napalm ****** !
#75 to #44 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
centipedes kill tarantula, and snake and bats
#73 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
Why did you just so happen to have a picture of yourself peeing?
#80 to #73 - myturntoevil (05/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend took it.you have to walk down some small steps to the toilet and she took it at the top.just in case you thought she was 8ft tall.
#47 - lolerlaura (05/23/2013) [-]
I woke up one day and dicked around on the internet for an hour. I felt a tickling feeling in my bra so I peeked into my shirt. There was a giant house spider nestled between my boobs looking like a smug bastard. I scooped and threw it across the room while screaming like a bitch. It hit the wall with a 'thud' sound and scuttled away before it was eaten my my German Shepherd.   
   
this gif helps ease the pain of my memories
I woke up one day and dicked around on the internet for an hour. I felt a tickling feeling in my bra so I peeked into my shirt. There was a giant house spider nestled between my boobs looking like a smug bastard. I scooped and threw it across the room while screaming like a bitch. It hit the wall with a 'thud' sound and scuttled away before it was eaten my my German Shepherd.

this gif helps ease the pain of my memories
#43 - lefish (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - churrundo (05/23/2013) [-]
I was expecting some kind of transvestite prank, becuse thailand
#22 - bokkos (05/23/2013) [-]
>I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on several occasions because i enjoy little pasty virgins tell me how ******* dumb i am.

Well OP, that just says bad things about you frankly
>mfw "girlfreind"
#3 - darkleydreaming (05/22/2013) [-]
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#76 - hopskotch (05/23/2013) [-]
All of my nope. Take all of it. If that doesn't cover it, charge it to my card from the bank of Nope.
#55 - ahoi (05/23/2013) [-]
And that's why I really am happy to live in the North.
User avatar #57 to #55 - lorkhan (05/23/2013) [-]
Yes, living in the north is awesome, no giant bugs nor venomous.
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