Get all the fucking guns. If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second. I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on se Get all the fucking guns If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown head very next second I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose se
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Get all the fucking guns

 
Get all the fucking guns. If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second. I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on se

If that crawled across my chest in bed i would of blown my head the very next second.
I have spelled Girlfriend wrong on purpose on several occasions because i enjoy little pasty virgins tell me how ******* dumb i am.

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#13 - gonzoen
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(05/22/2013) [-]
#93 to #13 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
that's a milipede
#59 - matralith
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(05/23/2013) [-]
For a minute I thought this was your girlfriend, lying in a very weird position.
#64 to #59 - nazrix
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(05/23/2013) [-]
me too haha
#87 to #59 - skateperson
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(05/23/2013) [-]
wait...you mean that's not her?
#67 to #59 - tkuja
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(05/23/2013) [-]
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#28 - ineedthistothumb
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(05/23/2013) [-]
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I was just about to go to bed when I thought, "Eh, just one more post."
#68 to #28 - swarthywaffles
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And that is why you should always sleep with various large lizards in your room. like iguanas, or geckos. Even a chameleon would be fine. Even though they are a bit high maintenance as pets.
#24 - hurblurb ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Someone really needs to put like 100 scumbag hats on that thing, because it's a ******* perv
#17 - tenaciousjon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Was someone on the ceiling taking photos of you pissing?
#1 - anon
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Is 'girlfrIEnd' such a difficult word? Use a goddamn spellchecker if you aren't sure.
#9 to #1 - qwadah
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(05/22/2013) [-]
BECAUSE WE DIDNT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE WROTE
#2 to #1 - myturntoevil [OP]
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(05/22/2013) [-]
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#14 to #1 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#39 to #1 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
He probably was sure. Just wrong.
#4 to #1 - darkleydreaming
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Goddamn Anons
#6 to #1 - darkbambi
Reply +9
(05/22/2013) [-]
Shut up you unedumacated swine molester
#15 - Lambda
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Why is there a picture of you having a piss?
#16 to #15 - heartlessrobot
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(05/23/2013) [-]
The question is why isn't there a picture of YOU having a piss?
#86 - Mynameismario
Reply +7
(05/23/2013) [-]
Are you sure she didn't just forget her pound in her bra again
#99 to #86 - daftiduck
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(05/23/2013) [-]
This comment's going to lose effectiveness when those two posts get separated.
#81 - danielesq
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(05/23/2013) [-]
she is tainted now bro, you better dump her and leave Thailand for good measure
she is tainted now bro, you better dump her and leave Thailand for good measure
#82 to #81 - myturntoevil [OP]
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(05/23/2013) [-]
We had to have her tits removed for good measure
#84 to #82 - danielesq
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(05/23/2013) [-]
i think you are overreacting and you have clearly broken the 2 commandment : thou shalt not remove thy boobies for they art holy in the eyes of thy bro´s
#85 to #84 - myturntoevil [OP]
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Your absolutely right.I just posted a picture of her milkers to a comment below...you can see why the ******* centipede wanted to stay there... don't tell her tho,she'll rip my dick off
#107 to #85 - danielesq
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(05/24/2013) [-]
i will check it out FOR SCIENCE
#103 to #81 - spoonless
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Leave *her in thailand for good measure, you mean.
#106 to #103 - danielesq
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(05/24/2013) [-]
so you wanna stay with the boob-defiler? the king of all that is unholy? a big ass creepy crawly THING????
#5 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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#90 to #5 - demha
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Limited Black Edition
#61 to #5 - mrpo
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I hate you too
I hate you too