Penis study. . The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man' s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year' and , 000, they concluded
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Penis study

The American Government funded a study to see why
the head of a man' s penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year' and , 000, they concluded that
the reasen that the head was larger than the shaft
was to give the man mere pleasure during sex. After
the Us published the study, the French decided to do
their awn study. After , 000 and three years of
research, they concluded that the reasen the head
was larger than the shaft was to give the weman mere
pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these
findings, conducted their awn study. After two weeks
and a cost of around . 46, and two eases of beer,
they concluded that it was to keep a man' s hand from
flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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#2 - ttmab (05/22/2013) [-]
I ****** up...
User avatar #1 - cannibalotter (05/22/2013) [-]
The shape is actually to help scoop competitor sperm out, it's the weirdest spoon ever.
#6 to #1 - yunablade (05/22/2013) [-]
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I'm just wondering why the 			****		 would I stick my penis in someone elses cum filled vagina that was not my own.
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I'm just wondering why the **** would I stick my penis in someone elses cum filled vagina that was not my own.
User avatar #9 to #6 - arziben (05/22/2013) [-]
when your ancestor where still competing for the females and not sitting in front of a computer
#20 to #6 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Anyone who would say the head of a penis is a spoon for laddling out cum is mistaken. Evolution has given us many complicated systems, and through the millions of years of human evolution there is no logical reason why semen would just sit there, in a woman's uterus, waiting to be scooped out by another mans penis. There are so many factors that would not even make this PRACTICAL; concealed ovulation, monogamy, and selection of females for fit males based on resource provisioning. MY JIMMIES ARE SO RUSTLED BY PEOPLE BELIEVING ANYTHING THEY SEE ON THE INTERNET. Look at your penis. LOOK AT IT
User avatar #25 to #20 - LeoBoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's a peer-reviewed article that supports the scooping hypothesis.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513803000163
Warning: the article has a lot images of dildoes.
Also, I learned that the last few drops of ejaculate have spermicidal properties.
#32 to #25 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
There's just something about this I do not trust, either the incredible p values trial after trial or the lack of published feedback from other groups. I don't believe they published any negative findings. There is also something about the controversy with Gordon G. Gallup, Jr. and his research that makes me, well, suspicious. However, I could also just be an asshole, thumb for you.
User avatar #27 to #25 - dildoes (05/22/2013) [-]
dildoes!
User avatar #103 to #20 - cannibalotter (05/23/2013) [-]
Implying monogamy is universally accepted. There's actually a civilization that believes a woman should have multiple sex partners in order to strengthen her child while in womb, paternity of the child doesn't matter to them because the person's partner is deemed father upon birth. However because the multiple sex partner practice scooping out competitor sperm helps spread your genetic makeup if you do it right. Your concept of practicality confines itself to your concept of norms, ignoring that for centuries monogamy wasn't seen as practical.
User avatar #4 to #1 - dabronydude (05/22/2013) [-]
so over 400k and they was half wrong?
well **** .
User avatar #16 to #1 - gravitystereo (05/22/2013) [-]
are you serious dude
i would have rather NOT known then found out that THAT'S the reason why
User avatar #102 to #16 - cannibalotter (05/23/2013) [-]
but now you do, and now you can be the person who knows too much about penises.
User avatar #62 to #16 - quantumlegend (05/23/2013) [-]
It's true, lions' penises are spiky and bristly and don't ask me why I know this.
User avatar #85 to #62 - feedmynoob (05/23/2013) [-]
Why do you know this?
User avatar #86 to #85 - ilovehitler (05/23/2013) [-]
why do you not
User avatar #100 to #85 - cannibalotter (05/23/2013) [-]
Most felines have that shape of penis, it's to scrape the walls to help the fertilization process...
#43 - meatymanbearpig (05/23/2013) [-]
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#58 - lave (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - arziben (05/22/2013) [-]
it's for removing the semen of the other males
#66 to #8 - twelveinchessoft (05/23/2013) [-]
This is boutta sound pretty ****** up that I know this **** but I swear to god my mom is a vet

Canine's, when fully erect have a lot more scoop-like heads

I'm assuming that they probably have this because they still have to worry about who is mating with who because they don't stay with their mates for very long

My guess is that humans most likely had a similar set up many many many years ago back before proper civilization when we had to worry about **** like that
User avatar #96 to #8 - failtolawl (05/23/2013) [-]
Can you provide proof for that? that doesn't make very much sense.
User avatar #104 to #96 - arziben (05/23/2013) [-]
not nowadays, but back when you were competing for a female it does, EVOLUTION BIATCHZ
User avatar #107 to #104 - failtolawl (05/23/2013) [-]
that's not proof.
User avatar #108 to #107 - arziben (05/23/2013) [-]
so is there no proof that unicorns never existed, but that's still a theory, and it's the most plausibleo ne, plus I'm not trying to convince you, if you want to play it like that, fine
User avatar #109 to #108 - failtolawl (05/23/2013) [-]
now you are just being silly. just give me a scientific article that tells me that you are right. obviously you must think so, so prove it.
User avatar #110 to #109 - arziben (05/23/2013) [-]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm
User avatar #10 to #8 - drzix (05/22/2013) [-]
I've read that but i'm not convinced.
#12 to #10 - nsfwanon ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
It's legit. Although that's not the only reason. The head's big because there's a lot of nerve endings in it, and the more surface area there is then the quicker it gets stimulated and the quicker we go pop. And then there's the fact that it acts like a semen scoop.
User avatar #13 to #12 - drzix (05/22/2013) [-]
Hm. I don't think it's used so much like that anymore...unless you're into that stuff.
#14 to #13 - nsfwanon ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Nah, I mean the practicality of it would have disappeared as times changed. I mean now we have condoms and stuff, the usefulness of a spoon-head has diminished somewhat.

Back then it was all about mating with as many as possible, as much as possible. Now that survival of the fittest doesn't really play much of a role, there's no need for the head to be shaped as is. A bit like there's not much call for an appendix, seeing as we don't eat grass now.
#42 to #14 - vonspyder (05/23/2013) [-]
did you say spoonhead ?
User avatar #47 to #14 - crazyhindu (05/23/2013) [-]
Wait was that really the point of the appendix? for eating grass?
User avatar #105 to #47 - arziben (05/23/2013) [-]
pretty much, the appendix is a vegetarian only organ, when we were just picking up fruits, now that it's useless it shrinked, some people are even born without it
User avatar #106 to #105 - crazyhindu (05/23/2013) [-]
Huh, learn something new everyday, thanks
User avatar #11 to #10 - arziben (05/22/2013) [-]
it's the same for all species that are equipped with a head on their penises
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#65 - twelveinchessoft (05/23/2013) [-]
And then they apologized for spending less money then everyone else

eh
#50 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
First thing that made me laugh on funnyjunk in a while.
First thing that made me laugh on funnyjunk in a while.
User avatar #31 - Mikeekidd (05/22/2013) [-]
i thought it was larger for the purpose of competition. the head will 'dig' out any sperm of a competitor from a female and help the male spread his seed.
#51 to #31 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
False,
That's just ******** feminists made up because they want it to be evolutionary that they get pounded by 50 guys at one party.
Women can make 1 child per 9 months, men can make hundreds, get over it.

"Scooping out sperm" is useless, and not effective (sperm is IN FRONT of the tip of the penis anyway).
User avatar #61 to #51 - churrundo (05/23/2013) [-]
it makes perfect sense...
#39 to #31 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up. It's a joke, faggot. You know, funny ha ha?
#49 to #39 - maestroxevous (05/23/2013) [-]
On this website? When?
#17 - waragainst (05/22/2013) [-]
That's a nice font you're using there! Such originality and creativity.
#94 to #17 - mrdrpage (05/23/2013) [-]
Would you prefer wingdings?
Would you prefer wingdings?
#69 - ddrredneck (05/23/2013) [-]
fun fact its actually shaped that way in order to scoop the semen from the previous males out of the vagina.
User avatar #77 to #69 - sepheroth (05/23/2013) [-]
Catzombie, well, it's above this one!
User avatar #83 to #69 - jldragon (05/23/2013) [-]
Seems like that wouldn't really work all that well... but i ain't no scienteest
#48 - gibroner (05/23/2013) [-]
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#54 - SILENCEnight (05/23/2013) [-]
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#56 to #54 - wonderlandian (05/23/2013) [-]
**wonderlandian rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at I don't always.. ** this is moar like canada
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#38 - CrabFace (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, my sides.
#55 to #38 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - nightmaren (05/22/2013) [-]
How is the head larger than the shaft?
Am I missing something? Like am I getting the terminology mixed up? Since when is the head larger than the shaft?
User avatar #19 to #15 - atomschlumpf (05/22/2013) [-]
Look at your penis. Then read again. Then look at your penis again.






If you're female recruit a stranger from the street to look at his penis
User avatar #21 to #19 - nightmaren (05/22/2013) [-]
But it specifies that it's the head of the penis, not just the regular head.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (05/22/2013) [-]
The Glans, the colored tip of the penis, is what is known s the head. The rest of it is known as the shaft.
User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (05/22/2013) [-]
I know what the head of the penis is. But since when is that larger than the shaft?
User avatar #28 to #23 - ronyx (05/22/2013) [-]
Not larger but thicker like a mushroom cap.
#35 to #29 - bewblover (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh come on, you knew what it meant, no one is that stupid.
#26 to #23 - stinks (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you! thats all i could think about the entire time i was reading that. i mean unless you have a smaller member then i dont see how it would be possible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Blargosnarf (05/22/2013) [-]
**** if I know!
Mine isn't, so I have no clue.
User avatar #70 - sepheroth (05/23/2013) [-]
It's so the males penis can pull out other men's semen from his mate.
#88 to #70 - Dwarf (05/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4359879 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** What about the female's penis?
User avatar #91 to #88 - sepheroth (05/23/2013) [-]
An oversized clit is just an undersized dick!
#36 - stratotastic (05/23/2013) [-]
Gotta love people scientifically "correcting" a joke.
#84 to #36 - jldragon (05/23/2013) [-]
But if I hear a 			******		 joke like this at least they are there to teach me something.
But if I hear a ****** joke like this at least they are there to teach me something.
#99 to #84 - stratotastic (05/23/2013) [-]
It's a good joke, and we don't need half the comments telling us the same thing.
User avatar #101 to #99 - jldragon (05/23/2013) [-]
The punchline itself was good, but the setup was bad enough to ruin it. Comic Sans aside, the "french are feminine faggits" and "american government wastes money LeeL!" are beaten-to-death cliches.

Although I agree I didn't need to read about semen-scooping from a dozen different comments.
#7 - ineedorangejuice (05/22/2013) [-]
Dont use comic sans you ****
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