Pasta. . was a ruins ' ileia I not Car'. any war!“ saw s put an In alie: ' ', but nus. :11‘ -anti gums nuggets.. I actually feel like this is kinda romantic. I mean she turned the fact that she knows she isn't functional in the kitchen and the fact that you still love her
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#28 - pheggit (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 to #28 - jellyneau (05/23/2013) [-]
Everyone is laughing at this, but that girl's name is Miranda Gunner. She got "Internet famous" (Tumblr famous) because she's rude to everyone and is just relatively heartless. She made 2 people kill themselves and is pretty much a bitch to everyone. She actually lives in my town and threw a party at the park near my house.

tl,dr: Miranda Gunner is a cunt.
#138 to #28 - phukyou (05/23/2013) [-]
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#33 to #28 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
I can't wait for that bitch to die
#37 to #33 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Don't you think it was a little inappropriate for him to put "My dad died" on an innocent (though rather pointless) status though? :S He's kind of asking for it.
#90 to #37 - unikornking ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Nah if you look at other things this bitch posted she's a huge cunt. There's a comp somewhere and I don't remember her name but this is the only funny thing from her there is
User avatar #54 to #28 - bloodbendbros (05/22/2013) [-]
Why does such a simple status like that have 33 likes? She may as well put
"Brushing my teeth right now." and get 30 more likes.
People sometimes...
User avatar #75 to #54 - pheggit (05/23/2013) [-]
They probably liked the status because of the later reply.
User avatar #100 to #75 - bloodbendbros (05/23/2013) [-]
Maybe, I guess I'm a little jealous, because when I post something on Facebook I think is funny but nobody seems to like it, I get a little discouraged. But then again, I don't like a lot of statuses, so I understand the other side too.
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#69 to #39 - existacne (05/23/2013) [-]
Here you go.
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#9 - frohling (05/22/2013) [-]
"atleast I have chicken"
"atleast I have chicken"
User avatar #42 to #9 - zionsype ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
"atleast I have chicken" - Leroy Jenkins
#4 - miscarriage (05/22/2013) [-]
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Bags fw
#48 to #4 - hektoroftroy (05/22/2013) [-]
have some more
User avatar #88 to #4 - guymandude (05/23/2013) [-]
sorry if I'm an idiot but where does this come from again?
User avatar #101 to #88 - theprocrastibator (05/23/2013) [-]
TV show Dexter.
#5 to #4 - Ihazfunkitty (05/22/2013) [-]
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#26 to #4 - checkyesjuliet (05/22/2013) [-]
It's more like...
#2 - teranin ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I actually feel like this is kinda romantic.  I mean she turned the fact that she knows she isn't functional in the kitchen and the fact that you still love her regardless into a cute little joke to try to make your day brighter.  But maybe that's just me.
I actually feel like this is kinda romantic. I mean she turned the fact that she knows she isn't functional in the kitchen and the fact that you still love her regardless into a cute little joke to try to make your day brighter. But maybe that's just me.
#126 to #2 - CXJokerXD (05/23/2013) [-]
Or maybe she just put it in there so the heat of the food wouldn't leak out... Just a thought.
Or maybe she just put it in there so the heat of the food wouldn't leak out... Just a thought.
#78 to #2 - clockworkphysicist (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, yes~
User avatar #10 to #2 - sjakk (05/22/2013) [-]
HHHHAAAAMM!!??
#6 to #2 - guruxz (05/22/2013) [-]
PONYO!!! and it is just a very sweet joke.
#3 to #2 - teranin ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Of course, she's your mom, so it would be creepy if it was romantic.  Man, I really gotta stop getting this high and commenting on FJ posts.
Of course, she's your mom, so it would be creepy if it was romantic. Man, I really gotta stop getting this high and commenting on FJ posts.
User avatar #35 to #3 - hor (05/22/2013) [-]
How can you tell someone's high? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
User avatar #64 to #3 - cakefaceify (05/23/2013) [-]
Depends how you use the word romantic, something can be romantic even if it doesn't imply two people bumping bottoms.
#143 to #3 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah sorta surprised this got so many thumbs...
User avatar #29 - dracory (05/22/2013) [-]
according to amy thats home made
User avatar #43 - grrphc (05/22/2013) [-]
I haven't seen such a plain McDonalds bag in years.
I would know, I'm fat as **** .
#31 - fecal (05/22/2013) [-]
Those must've been some cold ******* nuggets though
#13 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
OP's face when
OP's face when
#20 to #13 - kingrui (05/22/2013) [-]
Finally i can use this
Finally i can use this
#21 to #20 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
no more ****** related stuff so have this ass
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#89 to #82 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!ONE!!
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#121 to #114 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
qwlp who nedz slpe




I love spelling like a retard
welp who needs sleep
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#123 - idiotapocalypse (05/23/2013) [-]
Enjoy your McNuggets OP.
User avatar #131 to #123 - missrainbowdash (05/23/2013) [-]
meat is meat
User avatar #132 to #131 - idiotapocalypse (05/23/2013) [-]
Unless it's been bleached, separated with a centrifuge, treated with ammonia, and then re-flavored. I have a hard time time considering that anything other than a meat-like product.
User avatar #135 to #132 - ryanfitzy (05/23/2013) [-]
FOUND THE VEGAN!
User avatar #137 to #135 - idiotapocalypse (05/23/2013) [-]
Actually no. I just enjoy real meat...
User avatar #140 to #123 - ziggybyte (05/23/2013) [-]
Icecream.
#134 to #123 - justakewldewd (05/23/2013) [-]
You look at that and see nothing but disgusting slime.
I see the ability to make a chicken nugget disc about one foot in diameter.
I then see the ability to make about twenty of these Chicken Discs and throw them at vegans to watch them cry.
User avatar #136 to #134 - idiotapocalypse (05/23/2013) [-]
Throwing them at vegans sounds fine. It's just the eating part that I'm not so sure about.
#24 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
What kind of useless mom doesn't cook?
User avatar #59 to #24 - cammyT (05/22/2013) [-]
the one that doesn't use
User avatar #44 to #24 - powneriffic (05/22/2013) [-]
the useless kind
User avatar #86 - FairyGodParents (05/23/2013) [-]
The closest McDonalds to me is over two hours away, I would choose McDonalds over home cooking almost every time
User avatar #93 to #86 - ivoryhammer (05/23/2013) [-]
You must not be a good cook
User avatar #99 to #93 - FairyGodParents (05/23/2013) [-]
Nah, I just never get to eat mcdonalds.
User avatar #105 to #99 - vatra (05/23/2013) [-]
But McDonald's is gross. Their **** is beyond sub par.
#108 to #105 - creepyunclebob (05/23/2013) [-]
great shakes, though.
User avatar #109 to #108 - vatra (05/23/2013) [-]
This is very true, their is no denying that.
User avatar #110 to #109 - vatra (05/23/2013) [-]
there* dammit, I'm misspelling everything right now.
#127 to #86 - sxeindi (05/23/2013) [-]
I understand your frustration. It's nice to eat something different sometimes even when it's not real food
#139 to #127 - onezeroeight (05/23/2013) [-]
Here ya go
Here ya go
#116 to #86 - mrcrowleysr (05/23/2013) [-]
are you 12?
#122 to #116 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
^ this



im his friend cheetus
User avatar #119 to #86 - jalthelas (05/23/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding?


I love home cooking.


Fast food tastes good, but it's terrible for you, and I frankly don't like to eat fast food much at all.
User avatar #124 to #119 - sweetsolitude (05/23/2013) [-]
People seem to like what they don't have/ have often.
User avatar #125 to #124 - jalthelas (05/23/2013) [-]
I live about an hour and a half from any fast food place, and I rarely eat at the Subway we have here.


Maybe I just like homecooked meals.
#61 - roliga (05/22/2013) [-]
Did someone say... nuggets?
User avatar #65 to #61 - strangesir (05/23/2013) [-]
I believe you have us mistaken for 4Chan. We are not, obviously.

Go, shoo, back to your people.
User avatar #67 to #61 - sabcy (05/23/2013) [-]
I Don't Get It
#63 to #61 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
No. **** off.
User avatar #71 to #61 - murumuru (05/23/2013) [-]
Moist Nugget is a nickname given to Mosin Nagants for those who didn't know
User avatar #73 to #71 - playcolt (05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks for explaining that to me, I do not gun so well
User avatar #87 to #73 - zoopityzop (05/23/2013) [-]
Hello there
User avatar #91 to #87 - playcolt (05/23/2013) [-]
Zop zop bop ************
User avatar #19 - rokulda ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
was a ruins ' ileia I not Car'. any war!“ saw s put an In
alie: ' ', but nus. :11‘ -anti gums nuggets.

Well put, lightbulb.
#55 to #19 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
Do'unt u t'[ll me w' hat to d0
User avatar #68 to #55 - sabcy (05/23/2013) [-]
go home alcohol, you're drunk
#30 to #19 - dullusername (05/22/2013) [-]
...I think it's trying to communicate....
...I think it's trying to communicate....
User avatar #80 - PenguinsOfMars (05/23/2013) [-]
I would love it if my mom left me mcdonalds in the kitchen
#77 - Gerex (05/23/2013) [-]
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And probably no sauce. The seem to enjoy asking you what kind of sauce you like and then not giving you any. WELL WHY THE **** DO YOU ASK ????
User avatar #79 to #77 - matou (05/23/2013) [-]
2009
#53 - goorla (05/22/2013) [-]
IS THIS A STOVE FOR ANTS?
User avatar #11 - dapape (05/22/2013) [-]
mcdonalds food = fried sawdust
User avatar #16 to #11 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
And it's delicious.
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