Soul. . inn = / ing tlt TAI i ac what it with our first clot of air when we are horn we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of  Soul inn = / ing tlt TAI i ac what it with our first clot of air when we are horn inhale a soul and every time breathe out squeeze tiny part
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Soul

inn = / ing tlt
TAI
i ac
what it with our first clot of air when we are horn we inhale a soul, and
every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would
our final breath actually he the very last soul fragment leaving our
battiest?
VDEH WHEN wait
you Know those things that say "you become like the 5 people you hang
out with the most"
that would explain why. because you would actually he inhaling little parts
of them over time
Oh my goo
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#7 - hipsophobadon
Reply +189
(05/22/2013) [-]
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
#22 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
tfw you guys start breathing in your crushes faces
#44 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
And she's inside of you.
#129 to #7 - sweateagle
Reply +1
(05/22/2013) [-]
soul sex
soul sex
#46 to #7 - dafuckisthisshit
Reply +2
(05/22/2013) [-]
BEAR BLASTING!
#114 to #46 - sacker
Reply +1
(05/22/2013) [-]
HUMP CATTING!
#82 to #7 - SirVladimir
Reply +2
(05/22/2013) [-]
And this is how we mate.
And this is how we mate.
#24 - dblej
Reply +24
(05/22/2013) [-]
But how would you explain the gingers?
#25 to #24 - huffe ONLINE
Reply +155
(05/22/2013) [-]
easy. they don't have friends
#27 to #25 - leetpwnzer
Reply +13
(05/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 to #25 - skorchy
Reply +5
(05/22/2013) [-]
I feel sad now =[
#89 to #25 - creosote
Reply +4
(05/22/2013) [-]
I am a ginger and I can confirm this.
I am a ginger and I can confirm this.
#4 - muffinssnuffims
Reply +93
(05/22/2013) [-]
CLEARLY the key to eternal life is just to hold your breath.

Why don't you guys try it! You could be the first to discover eternal life! Here, let me help you stop breathing... hope you don't mind if I get a little handsy but it IS eternal life we're talking about here...
#8 to #4 - noobiereaper
Reply +17
(05/22/2013) [-]
Your soul would be whole, your body would die.
#9 to #8 - vexaton
Reply -1
(05/22/2013) [-]
That was deep...
#33 - teevee
Reply +64
(05/22/2013) [-]
And that's why kissing feels good. Because of soul eating. It's beautiful.
#59 to #33 - hemming
Reply +5
(05/22/2013) [-]
If you and the girl is somehow managing to inhale each others breath WHILE kissing then i don't think you're doing it right...
#107 to #59 - kaptainkahn
Reply +2
(05/22/2013) [-]
son, when **** get's passionate you don't care what you're breathing
#140 to #107 - teevee
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
I wish that i could breathe maple syrup
#38 to #33 - pheggit
Reply +9
(05/22/2013) [-]
face battling*
#40 - dashgamer
Reply +52
(05/22/2013) [-]
"We made up superstitious ******** by giving two things a fictional relationship, we're so special and insightful."
#70 to #40 - Crusader
Reply +6
(05/22/2013) [-]
Religion?
#71 to #70 - dashgamer
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
That was pretty much what I was thinking: these people are the disciples of the archaic tradition of attributing ******** causes to effects they don't understand.
#131 to #71 - brettyoke
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
Well, clearly you are superior to me in every way.

>MFW reading your circlejerk ********
#54 - tfixari
Reply +17
(05/22/2013) [-]
#76 - saladtongsofdeath
Reply +3
(05/22/2013) [-]
>implying i have 5 friends
#119 to #76 - captainsheperd
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
I'll stand proudly at the gates of hell with you bro
< Picture kinda related
#125 to #76 - sabcy
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
#77 to #76 - biggrand
Reply +1
(05/22/2013) [-]
i'll be your fwend
#81 to #76 - kraetyz
Reply +16
(05/22/2013) [-]
You have: FunnyJunk, Wikipedia, and three porn sites of your choice. Those are great friends!
#78 - srskate
Reply +14
(05/22/2013) [-]
Which is why we should obviously strangle babies. Don't let their soul escape.
#79 to #78 - kraetyz
Reply +4
(05/22/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
#31 - metalmind
Reply +11
(05/22/2013) [-]
That would make us all souleaters.
#45 to #31 - monkeysniper
Reply +3
(05/22/2013) [-]
That would make gingers masters
#91 - nargogh
Reply +8
(05/22/2013) [-]
And what about farting? Does the soul leave our body too when we do it?
#108 to #91 - Daemon Lord
Reply +2
(05/22/2013) [-]
No wonder my friends started to become such assholes