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inn = / ing tlt
TAI
i ac
what it with our first clot of air when we are horn we inhale a soul, and
every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would
our final breath actually he the very last soul fragment leaving our
battiest?
VDEH WHEN wait
you Know those things that say "you become like the 5 people you hang
out with the most"
that would explain why. because you would actually he inhaling little parts
of them over time
Oh my goo
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#7 - hipsophobadon (05/22/2013) [-]
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
So all those guys complaining about being friends with a chick for a long time and just being friends can stop now. You're already inside of her.
#22 to #7 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
tfw you guys start breathing in your crushes faces
#129 to #7 - sweateagle (05/22/2013) [-]
soul sex
soul sex
User avatar #46 to #7 - dafuckisthisshit ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
BEAR BLASTING!
#114 to #46 - sacker (05/22/2013) [-]
HUMP CATTING!
#82 to #7 - SirVladimir (05/22/2013) [-]
And this is how we mate.
And this is how we mate.
#44 to #7 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
And she's inside of you.
#4 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
CLEARLY the key to eternal life is just to hold your breath.

Why don't you guys try it! You could be the first to discover eternal life! Here, let me help you stop breathing... hope you don't mind if I get a little handsy but it IS eternal life we're talking about here...
#8 to #4 - noobiereaper (05/22/2013) [-]
Your soul would be whole, your body would die.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vexaton ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
That was deep...
User avatar #33 - teevee (05/22/2013) [-]
And that's why kissing feels good. Because of soul eating. It's beautiful.
User avatar #38 to #33 - pheggit (05/22/2013) [-]
face battling*
#59 to #33 - hemming (05/22/2013) [-]
If you and the girl is somehow managing to inhale each others breath WHILE kissing then i don't think you're doing it right...
#107 to #59 - kaptainkahn (05/22/2013) [-]
son, when **** get's passionate you don't care what you're breathing
#140 to #107 - teevee (05/23/2013) [-]
I wish that i could breathe maple syrup
User avatar #78 - srskate (05/22/2013) [-]
Which is why we should obviously strangle babies. Don't let their soul escape.
#79 to #78 - kraetyz (05/22/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
User avatar #31 - metalmind (05/22/2013) [-]
That would make us all souleaters.
User avatar #45 to #31 - monkeysniper (05/22/2013) [-]
That would make gingers masters
User avatar #24 - dblej (05/22/2013) [-]
But how would you explain the gingers?
User avatar #25 to #24 - huffe ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
easy. they don't have friends
#27 to #25 - leetpwnzer (05/22/2013) [-]
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#62 to #25 - skorchy (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel sad now =[
#89 to #25 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
I am a ginger and I can confirm this.
I am a ginger and I can confirm this.
User avatar #95 - deathcampforjewtie (05/22/2013) [-]
But...but.....my best friend is a redhead....
#91 - nargogh (05/22/2013) [-]
And what about farting? Does the soul leave our body too when we do it?
User avatar #108 to #91 - Daemon Lord (05/22/2013) [-]
No wonder my friends started to become such assholes
#16 - reigndrac (05/22/2013) [-]
I've got my soul and the soul of my cat. That's it.
#40 - dashgamer (05/22/2013) [-]
"We made up superstitious ******** by giving two things a fictional relationship, we're so special and insightful."
#70 to #40 - Crusader (05/22/2013) [-]
Religion?
User avatar #71 to #70 - dashgamer (05/22/2013) [-]
That was pretty much what I was thinking: these people are the disciples of the archaic tradition of attributing ******** causes to effects they don't understand.
#131 to #71 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, clearly you are superior to me in every way.

>MFW reading your circlejerk ********
#83 - wamegor ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
seems normal to me
#36 - irokk (05/22/2013) [-]
You aren't real. Your physical body is, yes, but YOU are not. The things you like and dislike, the way you think, the way you perceive things, all help form YOU. But how can it help make you, if you aren't real?
User avatar #48 to #36 - loonytic **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
No philosophy here
User avatar #55 to #36 - HOLYCARP (05/22/2013) [-]
>Posts picture implying quantum mechanics
>Talks about philosophy

tsk.
#118 to #55 - irokk (05/22/2013) [-]
hek ya muthrfrikr
#76 - saladtongsofdeath (05/22/2013) [-]
>implying i have 5 friends
#119 to #76 - captainsheperd (05/22/2013) [-]
I'll stand proudly at the gates of hell with you bro
< Picture kinda related
User avatar #77 to #76 - biggrand (05/22/2013) [-]
i'll be your fwend
#81 to #76 - kraetyz (05/22/2013) [-]
You have: FunnyJunk, Wikipedia, and three porn sites of your choice. Those are great friends!
#69 - sillyb (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure everybody on Tumblr is on drugs, or something.
#138 to #69 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
no, drugs are on them


stupid soviet russian commies
#67 - ishotthedeputy (05/22/2013) [-]
So gingers don't breath?
User avatar #109 to #67 - unclaimedusername (05/22/2013) [-]
Either that or they breathe a lot or more deeply so that they lose their souls faster..
User avatar #126 - spysappinmysasha (05/22/2013) [-]
well whats so significant about the air inside your first breath? I mean, I inhale all the time, why arent souls flying into my mouth and nourishing my lust for eternal life?


HUH SMRT GY?
#61 - notified (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - allofthefish (05/22/2013) [-]
"there are 5 types of people"
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